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Happy Fucking Birthday Biggie!

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Best I could do on Short notice


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Rack "doing what you can with what ya got."

Happy birthday, Biggie
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Douchebag loves giving out birthday beatings. He might even give Biggie a YumYum-style reacharound afterwards for good measure.

I hope you're happy, Hoontah.
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Douchebag loves giving out birthday beatings.
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Who's Biggie?







Happy B'Day.
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Papa Willie wrote:HBD, Bigster. How old?
10!read the fucking new birthday shit at the bottom of the entrance page
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10? I would have placed him at around 16.

He's damn feisty for a pre-pube.
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Happy Birthday.


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Ya.

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Biggie sure does age fast..

Happy 12th Biggie.
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Fuck Biggie.
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I was saving that for next year.
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This chick is fucking ridiculously hot.

When life hands you a park steak, you'd better motherfucking ISSUE it.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Douchebag loves giving out birthday beatings. He might even give Biggie a YumYum-style reacharound afterwards for good measure.

I hope you're happy, Hoontah.

Yum Yum? Man, he must have made a big impression with you.

I errr, he lost his password.
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What do you get for the guy that has everything? Handjob? Bag of Mississippi Ditch? Handjob?

Happy Birthday. I hope you're older than me.
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ElvisMonster wrote:What do you get for the guy that has everything?
You might start with penicillin.
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ElvisMonster wrote:What do you get for the guy that has everything?
Getting the old Biggie, Elvis, Bace, Junction, PX band back together would be pretty dope.

You're not supposed to just quit a gang. The Crip's made that rule like in the 70's.
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Moorese wrote:This chick is fucking ridiculously hot.
there's only one word for that video.....

mesmerizing
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I'll take a great big whiskey to you, Biggens.

When life hands you a park steak, you'd better motherfucking ISSUE it.

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Biggie is aging like a dachshund with progeria. Todays he's 13.
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Mo, I ain't so sure that thing ain't a dude, bro. If it weren't, well, ya, fucking hot.

Ah, who the fuck am I trying to kid. It's smokin', dog.
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Dude, How old is Biggie today?


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69, Dude!


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Famous (anonymous) birthday quote:

"Life is too short to be small."

Happy Birthday, Biggie.
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SaladTosser wrote:Mo, I ain't so sure that thing ain't a dude, bro. If it weren't, well, ya, fucking hot.

Ah, who the fuck am I trying to kid. It's smokin', dog.
Do you mean this "chick?" When the shit is this OUTFUCKINGSTANDING, you must abide. Like a prehistoric Mexican badger.

When life hands you a park steak, you'd better motherfucking ISSUE it.

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When life hands you a park steak, you'd better motherfucking ISSUE it.

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I'm crying. I lost my breath for a second from laughing so hard. When he/she moved his/her tiny lips and acted like she could talk like we do, it was so damned funny. When amy was bent over the bed the tears started streming out my eyes.
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i wonder whatever happened to moorese, imo
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