Elite Eight: Peanut Gallery Thread

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:31 pm

Nice start to Serge v. Mgo - Some funny shit happening there. Rack the song

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:36 pm

I can't believe Scotty got someone to be a camera man. I don't want any of my friends knowing how big of a loser I am.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:41 pm

I assume you keep your wife chained up in the barn, then...

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:44 pm

S6 video was OK - my thought is if you are going to all the trouble of rolling the camera, make it a freaking haymaker. I'm talking production value, storyline, Sundance worthy epcot type stuff.

OK..... Maybe that's setting the bar just a bit too high.

DC needs to get his video on Google - it's a dead link right now

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:55 pm

KC, That was Scotty's video. The knucklehead had it sitting right next to his first video in his youtube account. You didn't miss anything. "blah, blah, blah, moons camera, fuck you DC"

Just fyi.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:08 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I assume you keep your wife chained up in the barn, then...

Hey, quit stalking me.

Speaking of barn, my mother and step-dad own a 14 acre spread about 30 miles outside of Austin. They haven't built the cabin yet, so they built a barn. Inside the barn my step-dad, my brother, and I built a loft apartment upstairs fully insulated with a window, a/c, and heat. Very nice. Down stairs, one side of the barn has sitting area for watching TV. The area also includes a breakfast/dinner table area and a kitchen and a bathroom. Very nice. On the other side of the barn is the workshop with all the old man's tools and stuff.

I hosted a bachelor party up there this weekend and got wasted. Right now I am still trying to find my eyebrows as they were seared off my face when my friend thought it would be a good idea to throw a full can of hairspray into the fire we had burning out in the field.

Fucking good times to say the least. Maybe I'll start a thread about it....or maybe I won't

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:10 pm

DC Smackmaster wrote:KC, That was Scotty's video. The knucklehead had it sitting right next to his first video in his youtube account. You didn't miss anything. "blah, blah, blah, moons camera, fuck you DC"

Just fyi.

Did Scotty leave anything to be desired like a brown stripe? PSU wants to know.

Rack the avi, DC

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:13 pm

DC Smackmaster wrote:KC, That was Scotty's video. The knucklehead had it sitting right next to his first video in his youtube account. You didn't miss anything. "blah, blah, blah, moons camera, fuck you DC"

Just fyi.

OK - now the "don't go stealing my material" thingy makes more sense

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:17 pm

Serge wrote:I know nothing about you Mgo, so I decided to do a little digging. Turns out people think very highly of your smack ability.

I laughed.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:38 pm

Did Scotty leave anything to be desired like a brown stripe? PSU wants to know.

Look, man...not everyone has a quaking expanse of womanhood beneath him whose geysering vadge can act as a foolproof bidet.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:02 pm

Fat broad for your enjoyment.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:10 am

Charles De Mar wrote:

Fat broad for your enjoyment.

Is the left tit hanging off the oter side of the bed? Where's Butsy to rack natutral tits?

Oh, and MGO without effort is beating the shit ut of Serge. Dude is kicking his own ass right and left.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:05 am

MGO wrote:Then I jam one of those foot-long plastic sucking nozzles directly up my ass, flip the switch, and feel my ass cheeks cave in like a goldfish face.

:D

scottysixx · Post by **scottysixx** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:37 am

Do we need to reply/quote to teh fat chick anymore?

once is enuff!

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:35 pm

What's up with the no-shows? Some battles are raging like the first round of Hagler vs. Hearns. Whats with TWIS and HH? Is this some sort of rope a dope?

DC has got to be the favorite to take it all. Been strong each round.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:44 pm

Rack "Tickle me Schlomo"

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:54 pm

Skeletons being marched into a concentration camp?

:)

Good thing TWIS isn't a muslim HH, or you'd have death threats and be blowed up and shit.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:02 pm

From top to bottom: Serge, Magoo

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:41 pm

KC Paul preparing a roadside snack

I just love caption threads

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:52 pm

Cuda wrote:I just love caption threads

It's a shame that you have no clue how to be teh funnay with them.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:10 pm

From top to bottom: Life, KFC Paul

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:12 pm

RevLimiter wrote:
Cuda wrote:I just love caption threads
It's a shame that you have no clue how to be teh funnay with them.

Dude, you are seriously screwed up. Stop assessing the quality of a post based on who the freak posted it and you might find there will be fewer times around here where you are the board equivalent of a Hillary-faced dart board.

Serge is Chevy to Mgo's Toyota this year. The bowtie is getting slaughtered. Hardcore.

But I'm a nice guy, Paulie. Real kind and stuff and such. So, out of my caldrons of generosity, I'll give you a chance at redemption. Point out for me, if you would, one post in the current battle between Mgo and Serge where the bowtie brought teh funnay. Seriously, what line caused your chins to air condition the east half of Missouri? Capt'n Spanky's tranny polewhateverhecalledit? C'mon, Paulie. Gimme a glimpse into your world.

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:15 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: From top to bottom: Life, KFC Paul

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Sin,
Not so much

RevLimiter · Post by **RevLimiter** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:17 pm

rozy wrote:
RevLimiter wrote:
Cuda wrote:I just love caption threads
It's a shame that you have no clue how to be teh funnay with them.
Dude, you are seriously screwed up. Stop assessing the quality of a post based on who the freak posted it and you might find there will be fewer times around here where you are the board equivalent of a Hillary-faced dart board.

Serge is Chevy to Mgo's Toyota this year. The bowtie is getting slaughtered. Hardcore.

But I'm a nice guy, Paulie. Real kind and stuff and such. So, out of my caldrons of generosity, I'll give you a chance at redemption. Point out for me, if you would, one post in the current battle between Mgo and Serge where the bowtie brought teh funnay. Seriously, what line caused your chins to air condition the east half of Missouri? Capt'n Spanky's tranny polewhateverhecalledit? C'mon, Paulie. Gimme a glimpse into your world.

After careful consideration rozypalms, I'm going to have to decline your request and tell you to go fuck yourself. No hard feelings, just business.

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:26 pm

Why, Paulie? It should be so simple, shouldn't it? I mean, it's obvious to you so how can it not be obvious to everyone, right?

Anyhoo, as long as you're here, how's the pissing excellence while shitting 2 burritos, 4 hamburgers, 1 bag of combos, 5 tacos, a side of mashed potatoes, 8 jalapeno poppers, and a six pack of diet coke thing coming along?

Again, out of my caverns of kindness, may I introduce you to DrNatura.com? 80% of the crawdads and catfish in Missouri will be thanking me for the better part of a decade.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:35 pm

velocet/psu heating up a bit. psu's EAP smack was awesome. velo's coming back though with his usual good picture essay stuff.

SS/DC looks close as well. DC will have to work for this one.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:40 pm

tickle me shlomo? death camp legos?

nice.

TWIS better get his ass in gear.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:05 am

Scotty/DC was fucking awesome.

scottysixx · Post by **scottysixx** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:09 am

His last post was after 11:59 take it down!

DC Smackmaster · Post by **DC Smackmaster** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:25 am

Great effort Scotty! What makes these fun above anything is watching someone bust their ass to first win, and second put on a good show. You did both. My hat's off to you. Now, I'm not saying it didn't all suck...

If you get the nod, it'll be hard not to root for ya.

scottysixx · Post by **scottysixx** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:32 am

Dood that was some funny ass shit my man!! Now thats how to battle!
Omg do I have a few stories to tell you about this one!
Which indeed are as or more funny then the battle we just did here!
Good job!! my hats goes off to you as well!
keep rockin,scotty

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:02 am

someone send the previous two posts to fandangho and skidmark nashville, so they can see how it should be done.

Rack DC and S6 for the effort and the class.

dotdotdot · Post by **dotdotdot** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:07 am

dude, scotty...

The Whistle Is Screaming · Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:58 pm

Big Racks to MGO & Serge (best thread IMO), DC & Scotty and velo & PSU ... and of course to Headhunter.

As for me, what an embarrassment … my apologies to Headhunter and anyone else duped into reading the crap I posted. No excuses, I simply sucked ass.

I would have been better off waving the white flag.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:06 pm

I would have been better off waving the white flag.

I thought that's what you did?

Seriously, I know you were tied up with some stuff, as was I. But my hat's off to you, TWIS. Always a scholar and a gentlemen.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:49 pm

I feel velocet was unfairly positioned to win. He used words, pics, an mp3, and his wit to smack me. 4 kinds of media. Fukkin' bullshit.

--Kid Gnashville

Well played, velo. Good luck going forward.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:48 pm

So much for the "meeting in heaven" trip! Hilarious, PSUFAN! I don't know about going forward, the judges haven't spoken yet. Rack you. And the other battles as well.

velocet

SaladTosser · Post by **SaladTosser** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:28 pm

I just posted the results over at stucknut if anyone's interested.

Brock in Va Beach · Post by **Brock in Va Beach** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:30 pm

SaladTosser wrote:I just posted the results over at stucknut if anyone's interested.

Damn. You beat me to it.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Wed Mar 12, 2008 6:39 pm

I vote to reinstate Dog. His loose lips are sorely missed.