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My refund check should just about cover that.
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Can I see something skinnier?
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Hmmm, not bad for a chick who isn't a black man with an enormous schwank.
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"Best piece of ass money could buy."
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Nice nose....but $4,500 a pop....No thanks.
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Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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Spitzer wasn't paying for the sex. He was paying her to go away quietly after the sex.Charles De Mar wrote:Nice nose....but $4,500 a pop....No thanks.
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You fucking degenerate freak!Nice nose
King Crimson wrote:anytime you have a smoke tunnel and it's not Judas Priest in the mid 80's....watch out.
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Exactly.BSmack wrote:Spitzer wasn't paying for the sex. He was paying her to go away quietly after the sex.Charles De Mar wrote:Nice nose....but $4,500 a pop....No thanks.
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Bobby42 wrote:Exactly.BSmack wrote:Spitzer wasn't paying for the sex. He was paying her to go away quietly after the sex.Charles De Mar wrote:Nice nose....but $4,500 a pop....No thanks.
Well gee, Bobby... thanks for that.
I mean... BSmack did the 0.00000000000008% of the world's population that's never heard that joke a big service, but YOU my man...
I mean, without your effort here, we wouldn't have known the full extent of the reaches of that oft-repeated bit of humor.
Holy shit, you suck. What, were you jealous that someone C&Ped a news story before you got a chance?
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Dinsdale wrote:Well gee, Bobby... thanks for that.
I mean... BSmack did the 0.00000000000008% of the world's population that's never heard that joke a big service, but YOU my man...
I mean, without your effort here, we wouldn't have known the full extent of the reaches of that oft-repeated bit of humor.
Holy shit, you suck. What, were you jealous that someone C&Ped a news story before you got a chance?
right on.
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You poor fucks. Holding hands while taking a piss.
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Is this really how you want to play this, Droopy?
After submitting what may possibly be the worst fucking post in the history of this board (and bear in mind that Pickle, BSmack, and you post here), mitigated only by its brevity, you now think it's a good idea to start running veiled homosmack because two people have expressed what a complete fucking (dysfunctional) tool you are?
Really?
Say one more word to me, motherfucker, and you might just get a reminder what a funny guy I really am.
After submitting what may possibly be the worst fucking post in the history of this board (and bear in mind that Pickle, BSmack, and you post here), mitigated only by its brevity, you now think it's a good idea to start running veiled homosmack because two people have expressed what a complete fucking (dysfunctional) tool you are?
Really?
Say one more word to me, motherfucker, and you might just get a reminder what a funny guy I really am.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Dins, you take yourself much too seriously. Motherfucker? C'mon. I'd never do that to you.
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Tell you what,you limp-dicked motherfucker -- just back the truck up.
Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
Do you think that twisting of bullshit is going to work on me? It's not, and if there was any remote chance it could, you sure the hell ain't the person intelligent enough to do so.
So, back to the point, rather than you trying to put this on me...
Droopy, please explain, in detail if your grossly inadequate intellect allows, the thought process that went into posting "exactly" after a rest of the world's oldest joke about the world's oldest profession.
No, seriously -- I'm curious at what sort of misfiring neurons it takes to actually follow some sort of thought process that led you to believe that was a good idea.
And here I was, thinking that your C&P news stories were the ultimate in lame -- then, I saw a post you actually thought up on your own, and reevaluated my stance on what constitutes the "ultimate in lame."
bbq is making me laugh, though... he tends to do that.
Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
Do you think that twisting of bullshit is going to work on me? It's not, and if there was any remote chance it could, you sure the hell ain't the person intelligent enough to do so.
So, back to the point, rather than you trying to put this on me...
Droopy, please explain, in detail if your grossly inadequate intellect allows, the thought process that went into posting "exactly" after a rest of the world's oldest joke about the world's oldest profession.
No, seriously -- I'm curious at what sort of misfiring neurons it takes to actually follow some sort of thought process that led you to believe that was a good idea.
And here I was, thinking that your C&P news stories were the ultimate in lame -- then, I saw a post you actually thought up on your own, and reevaluated my stance on what constitutes the "ultimate in lame."
bbq is making me laugh, though... he tends to do that.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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^^^
I love it when I bring out his finest qualities.
I love it when I bring out his finest qualities.
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OK... a response of "Exactly" to the joke that early homo sapiens first told with a series of grunts...
Followed by a BODE declaration.
Props on pulling a passing grade in Charles De Mar's Posting School.
Followed by a BODE declaration.
Props on pulling a passing grade in Charles De Mar's Posting School.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Get fucked.
These are the kind of bitches we roll with.
These are the kind of bitches we roll with.
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It ain't that kind of party.brevity
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mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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Wasn't droopy one of the seven dwarves?Dinsdale wrote:Is this really how you want to play this, Droopy?
If Bobby42 was a Dwarf for snow white, I think he would have been called "Darky", or perhaps Pasty, but they wouldn't have known about cut and pasty skills back then, so I'm guessing Darky* it would be.
* wish I had the time to wytch a black dwarf into a pic of the timeless classic.
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Being a predictable anklebiting dipshit?Bobby42 wrote:^^^
I love it when I bring out his finest qualities.
Join the club. Let us know when you can get him to STFU.
Aside from starting a Smackoff, that is.
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