Seriously - what is happening to this country?

[The Whistle Is Screaming]

If you start hurling rocks at C_U's avatar, though...

The only thing I'll be hurling at C_U's av is my creamy, kosher, baby batter.

[fix]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY: VOL. XXVII


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