Our MMA event was a total hit!

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:41 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I also didn't even notice their facial features. I did, however, understand that they must have been kneeling...

One of the reasons I didn't get married until I was 30 was that when I find facial or body features about chicks that I don't like I focus on them too much and can't get them out of my head. I pretty much met the chick who annoyed me the least and slapped a ring on her finger. :D

Lemme give you an example: The chick in the middle is either wearing a wig or has a phallus-shaped head, which is enough of a turnoff right there to hit the eject button. She does have a nice stomach, but is sporting a squished obvious boob job*, her nose is too pointy and is crooked to the left worse than Cinder's after a Raider four game losing streak in-division.

*I'm not anti-boob job as long as you can't tell that a procedures been done. But when some chick with an A-cup streches her skin out like Dan Aykroyd’s face after riding in that gravitron in "Spies Like Us", it’s just a turnoff.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:02 pm

The more that pic gets posted, you can almost smell the distinct odor of rotting salmon.

The only things those broads are missing is an adam's apple.
sin,
Flee and pikkks

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:11 pm

OCmike wrote:lemee clue you in on something: Just about ever pussy feels the same...hot, wet and snug.

That's odd -- I've had sex with dozens of chicks, and I found that each and every one of them was unique, and all felt different.

But then again, I'm probably exploring them much more deeply than you are.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:15 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
OCmike wrote:lemee clue you in on something: Just about ever pussy feels the same...hot, wet and snug.

That's odd -- I've had sex with dozens of chicks, and I found that each and every one of them was unique, and all felt different.

But then again, I'm probably exploring them much more deeply than you are.

I think there are variations in the degree of hotness and wetness, but when you’re a certain size they all feel snug.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:24 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:when you’re a certain size they all feel snug.

Maybe someday I'll write a cheesey poem describing just how wrong you are.

Not nearly as disurbing as the Fucking the Bar Skank in the Ass story, but maybe a little more severe than the Malodorous Squirter (which I haven't quite got around to telling yet, either).

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:26 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:when you’re a certain size they all feel snug.

Maybe someday I'll write a cheesey poem describing just how wrong you are.

You must have gotten a hold of one of my ex’s. Sorry.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:27 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
OCmike wrote:lemee clue you in on something: Just about ever pussy feels the same...hot, wet and snug.
That's odd -- I've had sex with dozens of chicks, and I found that each and every one of them was unique, and all felt different.

But then again, I'm probably exploring them much more deeply than you are.
I think there are variations in the degree of hotness and wetness, but when you’re a certain size they all feel snug.

Word. Length is nothing compared to width. If you're so long that you're banging the cervix, but barely touching the walls, you're not going to impress anybody.

It's not dins's fault that his hog might as well have "Dixon Ticonderoga" tattooed on the side. To him, sex probably feels like dipping a chopstick into a jar of warm mayonnaise.

Oh, and Dins, I said "just about every" as a qualifier instead of "all" hoping to head off the anal correction nazis like yourself. But clearly you know your role and can't resist the insatiable urge. Sad, really.

And no, Dins, no one wants to hear you fabricate and/or embellish some bullshit story about how you're rolling with a can of chunky soup in your pants.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:31 pm

OCIriemikagos wrote:
Word. Length is nothing compared to width. If you're so long that you're banging the cervix, but barely touching the walls, you're not going to impress anybody.

It's not dins's fault that his hog might as well have "Dixon Ticonderoga" tattooed on the side. To him, sex probably feels like dipping a chopstick into a jar of warm mayonnaise.

Oh, and Dins, I said "just about every" as a qualifier instead of "all" hoping to head off the anal correction nazis like yourself. But clearly you know your role and can't resist the insatiable urge. Sad, really.

And no, Dins, no one but me wants to hear you fabricate and/or embellish some bullshit story about how you're rolling with a can of chunky soup in your pants. PM sent.

Dudes pondering other dudes junk pretty heavily....gaze much?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:12 pm

fuckin' A - RACK OCMike.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:12 pm

lemee clue you in on something: Just about ever pussy feels the same

Same goes for tube socks.

Sin,
Pikkkle

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:18 pm

Charles De Mar wrote: Dudes pondering other dudes junk pretty heavily....gaze much?

Mocking similies and metaphors now = meat gazing?

S TRE T C H , much?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:21 pm

Welcome To Jamaica, Have A Nice Day

Douchebag · Post by **Douchebag** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:42 pm

i trained half those fucking pussies, but they won't admit it. when it comes to BEATING ASS i could take any of those goddamn nancy fairyboys. fuck them. FUCK THEM in the fucking assholes

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:49 pm

Douchebag wrote:i when it comes to BEATING ASS i could take any of those goddamn nancy fairyboys. fuck them. FUCK THEM in the fucking assholes

You and OCirieMikagos should get together for drinks. He likes gay pron too.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:00 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
Douchebag wrote:i when it comes to BEATING ASS i could take any of those goddamn nancy fairyboys. fuck them. FUCK THEM in the fucking assholes
You and OCirieMikagos should get together for drinks. He likes gay pron too.

BTW, I wasn't going to mention it before because it's so weak I figured it'd be a one-n-done, but "OCirieMikagos" is one of the worst uses of poster name smack that I've ever seen.

Hang on...lemme check my calendar....sonofabitch!...it's "Help a Shit Poster Day".

Alright, Charles, c'mere under my wing. I'll help ya out, little fella. Okay, I'm admittedly half crazy, so "OCDMike" is always money. I have a receding hairline, so anything along the lines of OCBaldilocks works as well. No, Charles, it's not. Charles! NO!...OCKojak is not funny. It's more retarded than an downs-syndrome kid with Autism, Cerebral Palsy, MS and Polio. Try to be a bit clever. I know it's hard, that's why I said "a bit." Okay, "OCDyke", while easy in kind of a 3rd grade way, makes no sense, because it implies that I have male tendencies, have a short male haircut, talk in a deep voice and like pussy...all of which are true. "OCKike", also not funny, as TWIS and I are not relatives. Try to think outside of the box, which for you means the best option is to just give someone else your username and password.

Remember, as always, I'm here to help.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:06 pm

OCmike wrote: BTW, I wasn't going to mention it before because it's so weak I figured it'd be a one-n-done, but "OCirieMikagos" is one of the worst uses of poster name smack that I've ever seen.

Hang on...lemme check my calendar....sonofabitch!...it's "Help a Shit Poster Day".

Alright, Charles, c'mere under my wing. I'll help ya out, little fella. .

awwwww shit, he's doing that 'big brother ice cream man' ploy now.

BTW i couldnt be assed to read the rest of your verbose shit. It's like you have a gift of inducing a HGB type stupor with your drivel.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:24 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:

awwwww shit, he's doing that 'big brother ice cream man' ploy now.

BTW i couldnt be assed to read the rest of your verbose shit. It's like you have a gift of inducing a HGB type stupor with your drivel.

We all gotta be good at something. Maybe I could bottle my posts and sell them as a generic to Zyprexa...

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:24 pm

Is this Biggio with one of the Sunshine Kids?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:42 pm

Props to Zyclone for maintaining some composure in these pics, and not putting his golden kernel chompers on display with an electron miscroscope. Jaysus. Those pics from the past, they could've scared the fat rolls off KCPaul.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:47 am

The Ultimate MMA fight would be Zybrow vs. Wax. Good lord. Just think what his back looks like without his recent purchase of the Mangroomer.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:59 am

Nishlord wrote:

Ah, so that's where my wristwatch got to.

Holy fuck.

RACK!

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:13 am

Did Zyclones rocker boypal get a haircut and a new career, or is he just attracted to the same type of guy all the time?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:40 pm

BWAHAHAHA! Excellent!

Really?

warren · Post by **warren** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:13 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Zyclone wrote:

Texas fans. Big whoop.

Yo dumbass, this may have already been covered, but, they would have index finger extended.

Hang loose, cocksucker! whoop!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:17 pm

warren wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Zyclone wrote:

Texas fans. Big whoop.
Yo dumbass, this may have already been covered, but, they would have index finger extended.

warren · Post by **warren** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:18 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
OCmike wrote:Wow, third-person name dropping? I never though it could happen, but you've reached a new low.
I know someone who knows someone who knows someone who lives next door to someone who is related to someone who has a neighbor who said they were flying back from Lubbock and saw Jesus on a plane.

Or maybe it was Elvis. You know they kind of look the same.

Beat that, fucker.

That's a good Henley reset. Not bad coming a from a dimwitted socialist, gaming geek, 32 year old virgin.

warren · Post by **warren** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:21 pm

Headhunter wrote:Is this Biggio with one of the Sunshine Kids?

This was brilliant!

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:22 pm

OCmike wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
Douchebag wrote:i when it comes to BEATING ASS i could take any of those goddamn nancy fairyboys. fuck them. FUCK THEM in the fucking assholes
You and OCirieMikagos should get together for drinks. He likes gay pron too.
BTW, I wasn't going to mention it before because it's so weak I figured it'd be a one-n-done, but "OCirieMikagos" is one of the worst uses of poster name smack that I've ever seen.

Hang on...lemme check my calendar....sonofabitch!...it's "Help a Shit Poster Day".

Alright, Charles, c'mere under my wing. I'll help ya out, little fella. Okay, I'm admittedly half crazy, so "OCDMike" is always money. I have a receding hairline, so anything along the lines of OCBaldilocks works as well. No, Charles, it's not. Charles! NO!...OCKojak is not funny. It's more retarded than an downs-syndrome kid with Autism, Cerebral Palsy, MS and Polio. Try to be a bit clever. I know it's hard, that's why I said "a bit." Okay, "OCDyke", while easy in kind of a 3rd grade way, makes no sense, because it implies that I have male tendencies, have a short male haircut, talk in a deep voice and like pussy...all of which are true. "OCKike", also not funny, as TWIS and I are not relatives. Try to think outside of the box, which for you means the best option is to just give someone else your username and password.

Remember, as always, I'm here to help.

You forgot to mention that emu resets are always worth a RACK.

warren · Post by **warren** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:35 pm

Totally original goober, I'll consider myself served.

You are the original T1Tool.

Bring something to the picnic bitch, everyone else has.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:40 pm

You got what your “take” deserved, cowboy. Fuck off or I’ll start messing with your computer again.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:55 pm

warren wrote:Not bad coming a from a dimwitted socialist, gaming geek, 32 year old virgin.

Fix your spreadsheet. You've got me confused with Martytard.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:12 pm

No shit. That age should at least be doubled. The rest is pretty close though. :wink:

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:17 pm

OCmike wrote:No shit. That age should at least be doubled. The rest is pretty close though. :wink:

Bwa! you're confusing me with wolfman on the age stuff. Still in my 40's here.

and socialist? You stop reading my posts?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:27 pm

Part of the problem with acting like you're 15 all the time is that 40 seems old as hell, when in reality, I'm only 4 years from there myself.

Midlife crisis, here I come!

[img]Me_with_hairplugs_whipping_in_the_wind_in_a_Corvette_convertible_wearing_an_earring.jpg[/img]

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Thu May 01, 2008 7:01 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:You got what your “take” deserved, cowboy. Fuck off or I’ll start messing with your computer again.

you fuckin douchenozzle.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:10 pm

Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You got what your “take” deserved, cowboy. Fuck off or I’ll start messing with your computer again.
you fuckin douchenozzle.

You brainless fucking twit.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Thu May 01, 2008 9:26 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:You got what your “take” deserved, cowboy. Fuck off or I’ll start messing with your computer again.
you fuckin douchenozzle.

You brainless fucking twit.

You faggot StevO

catcher

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri May 02, 2008 3:22 am

Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: You brainless fucking twit.
You faggot

Considering the avatar you were sporting when you first got here, Nancy, you might want to think twice about calling anyone else a faggot.

Charles De Mar · Post by **Charles De Mar** » Fri May 02, 2008 2:42 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Charles De Mar wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: You brainless fucking twit.
You faggot
Considering the avatar you were sporting when you first got here, Nancy, you might want to think twice about calling anyone else a faggot.

You want some more gaze material, you sick fuck?

warren · Post by **warren** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:18 pm

I want to know why all of you tonsil jockeys keep fucking with Zyclone.

After all these years he's only motherfucker that backs up his shit with pics.

I don't give a fuck if he's short, the motherfucker has got it going on. That is way more than most of you pricks could ever hope for.

The dude has always been right on here and if he brags he backs it up. Let's see your game bitches.

Before he ever claimed all of what he had going on, I thought dude was cool.

You people take jealousy to another level. I know this place is full of fat assed, no getting tanged morons, but this shit takes the cake.

Zy's having a good time while you perverted pedo's are on the Hannah Montane photo site.