Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
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Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Yeah that's right. I laugh everytime you stupid white people keep coming up for our holidays. Soon, La Raza will be your masters, pendejos.
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yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.
Congrats, messicans. Like the Irish, you've succeeded in adorning the US bar calendar with an opportunity for simpletons to don styrofoam finery and lampoon their supposed ethnicity.
The least you can you do, oh immigrant hopefuls, is provide another day where American blondes show us their bodies for beads. As long as that shakes out, it's all good...wave your flags and all of that with our tacit approval.
The least you can you do, oh immigrant hopefuls, is provide another day where American blondes show us their bodies for beads. As long as that shakes out, it's all good...wave your flags and all of that with our tacit approval.
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Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.
I do not celebrate your Stinko de Mayo, Carlota. Fuck off and die.
Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.
There should be one every month. The Irish have March booked and the Mexicans have May, The German's lay claim to mid-September (von Steuben Day). Let the Poles, Italians, etc. stake their claims. It's all good.
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Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.
Carlota de Mar also has Gay Pride Day to look forward to.
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Gay Mexicans? Sign me up.Goober McTuber wrote:Carlota de Mar also has Gay Pride Day to look forward to.
Sin,
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.
The German's lay claim to mid-September (von Steuben Day)
I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day. Former educators' can lead the parad'es, should they' ever attain mastery of that elusive punctuation mark. 'Hottie's can still show us their boob's if that help's the tradition establish it'self any more readily.
Line breaks - optional !!
I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day. Former educators' can lead the parad'es, should they' ever attain mastery of that elusive punctuation mark. 'Hottie's can still show us their boob's if that help's the tradition establish it'self any more readily.
Line breaks - optional !!
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Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.
Goober McTuber wrote:Carlota de Mar also has Gay Pride Day to look forward to.
Goo's, maybe next year you can be La Maricon de la fiesta, m'kay.
This year we have Seniora Picccles
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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Sorry, Carlota, I ain’t joining your team. You go ahead and have your fun with Pickles.Charles De Mar wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Carlota de Mar also has Gay Pride Day to look forward to.
Goo's, maybe next year you can be La Maricon de la fiesta, m'kay.
This year we have Seniora Picccles
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Goober McTuber wrote:Sorry, Carlota, I ain’t joining your team. You go ahead and have your fun with Pickles.Charles De Mar wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Carlota de Mar also has Gay Pride Day to look forward to.
Goo's, maybe next year you can be La Maricon de la fiesta, m'kay.
This year we have Seniora Picccles
Goo's you're arent very funny wacked out on cialis. Actually, you're pretty creepy and should probable go fuck off till Dins unclenches and lets you out.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.
Are you from Kansas City, Carlota?
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Goober McTuber wrote:Are you from Kansas City, Carlota?
Im from Mexicali, dumbass. I'm currently standing in front of a Home Depot Wifi'ing my eses some trabajo.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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There's another occasional poster here who claims to be some sort of teacher, who may or may not be a female from Oklahoma, who has fairly poor grammar skills as well.PSUFAN wrote: I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day. Former educators'
That shit truly does crack me up.
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Dinsdale wrote:There's another occasional poster here who claims to be some sort of teacher, who may or may not be a female from Oklahoma, who has fairly poor grammar skills as well.PSUFAN wrote: I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day. Former educators'
That shit truly does crack me up.
Look at that....I conjure up a nightmare scenario of Goos jacked up on Cialas, stuck to your hole like two dogs in the street and viola, here you are.
The internet is truly magical and terrifying.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Yeah, we get it Carlota. You fantasize about two men having sex, hoping to somehow validate your own reality. Faggot.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Yeah, we get it Carlota. You fantasize about two men having sex, hoping to somehow validate your own reality. Faggot.
That's a stretch. Keep typing, retard. Eventually you'll make sense of the world around you.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Northern Mexico = California, Arizona, New Mexico, Most of Texas south of Dallas.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Or, don't...just slink away, having been bettered by the least of us.
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Charles De Mar wrote:Eventually you'll make sense of the world around you.
Well, it certainly helps that you’re not a part of that world.
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Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
PSUFAN wrote:Or, don't...just slink away, having been bettered by the least of us.
yeah, what?
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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They gotta weave alcohol in there with it, though. Right now we've only got three legit ones.Wolfman wrote:There should be one every month. Let the Poles, Italians, etc. stake their claims. It's all good.
Saint Patdrinks Day,
Drinko de mayo,
Octoberfest - The Germans know how to get it done. 16-17 freaking drinking days in a row, not just one.
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Even though you are cock harfing bitch, you are absolutely spot on.Dinsdale wrote:There's another occasional poster here who claims to be some sort of teacher, who may or may not be a female from Oklahoma, who has fairly poor grammar skills as well.PSUFAN wrote: I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day. Former educators'
That shit truly does crack me up.
I thought I was inept when it came to grammar, spelling and puncuation when I post my weak ass smack on this board.
However, psu is either already hitting the cheap bourbon or is really stupid.
He has butchered the English language in ways previoulsly unknown to man.
Way to fucking go psu, no humor and zero language skills. Get on with your bad self.
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warren,warren wrote:Even though you are cock harfing bitch, you are absolutely spot on.Dinsdale wrote:There's another occasional poster here who claims to be some sort of teacher, who may or may not be a female from Oklahoma, who has fairly poor grammar skills as well.PSUFAN wrote: I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day. Former educators'
That shit truly does crack me up.
I thought I was inept when it came to grammar, spelling and puncuation when I post my weak ass smack on this board.
However, psu is either already hitting the cheap bourbon or is really stupid.
He has butchered the English language in ways previoulsly unknown to man.
Way to fucking go psu, no humor and zero language skills. Get on with your bad self.
Why don’t you go back and reread PSUfan’s entire post. Satire beyond your grasp, cowboy?
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You really are a true fan of modern art.Goober McTuber wrote:[
warren,
Why don’t you go back and reread PSUfan’s entire post. Satire beyond your grasp, cowboy?
You look for beauty in art, where there seemingly is only ugly and stupid.
(of course Art's asshole appreciates your efforts)
Apostrophe smak is hard when ESL classes fuck up your educational career.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
Re: Viva Cinco De Maya, Putos.
Oh good God, who is this dickweed doesn't believe and I outwardly disdain, coming in to tell us what Mexicans celebrate and in what region they do so.mvscal wrote:Neither do most Mexicans. It's only celebrated in parts of northern Mexico. Even Mexicans can't get all that fired up about kicking ass on the French.Goober McTuber wrote:I do not celebrate your Stinko de Mayo, Carlota.
My goodness grassy-ass, you are so fucking wrong on so many levels that it has become a nightmare for you.
Yes they celebrate in the Yucatan, yes they celebrate it Ixtapa on the west coast.
Theymost likely don't even know what it means, not unlike most dumbasses like you do on Indepence Day, you know the fourth?
However, Navy Seal, or Black Chopper pilot, or whatever the fucking lie that you are, it's a party day in Mexico.
Every single time I read something from this self proclaimed expert on all things human I want to kick his ass.
Mvscal, you are the most full of shit,, know it all, poster that has ever posted on SC 1 or 2 or 3. Shut the fuck up already, get a job, buy a hand job on Hollywood and Vine and quit trying to be Rambo.
I'm still waiting on your Military cv, or resume or whatever.
I want to know where you were deployed you bad ass warrior know it all.
What a fucking twinkie eating faggot you are. I only log in to out you as a fraud. I'll gladly give up my dd-214 and my deployments if you'll show me your's, Shwarzzcunt.
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Around these parts there isn't a single summer weekend where some group, ethnic or otherwise isn't eating and drinking themselves into oblivion.Mister Bushice wrote:They gotta weave alcohol in there with it, though. Right now we've only got three legit ones.
Saint Patdrinks Day,
Drinko de mayo,
Octoberfest - The Germans know how to get it done. 16-17 freaking drinking days in a row, not just one.
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mvscal wrote:Try again, douche.
Oye, fucknuts.
We already here and we aint leaving. You lost.
Try us, pendejo, you'll fucking bleed.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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I'll betAround these parts there isn't a single summer weekend where some group, ethnic or otherwise isn't eating and drinking themselves into oblivion.
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C'mon Chas, at least try to make some modicum of sense.Charles De Mar wrote:yeah, what?
I mean, we understand your insatiable apettite for getting plungered by the board en masse, but when PSUFAN says you've been bettered, you've been BETTERED.
And don't get all excited because I said modi"cum" you sick freak.
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First, I thought I better bold the apostrophes so that everyone would see that the placement was farcical. Then, I thought hell no, no one will miss that. Fault me, I didn't anticipate where you'd fall in on that spectrum.
Crazy times !!PSUFAN wrote:The German's lay claim to mid-September (von Steuben Day)
I propose a new holiday - Apostrophe Day. Former educators' can lead the parad'es, should they' ever attain mastery of that elusive punctuation mark. 'Hottie's can still show us their boob's if that help's the tradition establish it'self any more readily.
Line breaks - optional !!
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mvscal wrote:We already did. You lost...badly.Charles De Mar wrote:Try us, pendejo, you'll fucking bleed.
You're just plain stupid considering even the blind know what's happening in the SW.
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yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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His name is warren, not Art. And that’s one place where I definitely don’t go looking for beauty. Between you and warren, Carlota, there’s a plethora of ugly and stupid to be had.Charles De Mar wrote:You really are a true fan of modern art.Goober McTuber wrote:[
warren,
Why don’t you go back and reread PSUfan’s entire post. Satire beyond your grasp, cowboy?
You look for beauty in art, where there seemingly is only ugly and stupid.
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Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Maybe for you. But most of us would have more fun at the Park Ave fest, Corn Hill, Taste Of Rochester, The East End Festival, The Rochester Jazz Festival and a whole host of others. But hey, maybe I'm underestimating how much those Jews can drink.Mister Bushice wrote:I'll bet MOMMY AND ME & PARENTS-TO-BE FAMILY EXPO
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ISRAEL 60 CELEBRATION
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yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
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Nice red X, Carlota. I'm sure it was just hilarious. Keep trying.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Nice red X, Carlota. I'm sure it was just hilarious. Keep trying.
yumyumsaladbar wrote:Hey Pickle. I think we're going to be friends
Do you know when you have a wank in the tub and the spunk gets all rubbery and floats to the surface? - thats pretty much like your posts on this forum. You seem to me like like some sort of rubberized jism ....floating on a sea of soapy piss water
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Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Ah yes, there is nothing quite so pathetic as a wet-brained fucktard who has so much of NOTHING to say that he/she has to ALWAYS rely on stock-fucking-photos to say all of that nothing it/her.
Well done Charlie. Well done.
As in, not at all.
Dumbass.
Well done Charlie. Well done.
As in, not at all.
Dumbass.
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Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
Charles has done nothing to get banned yet, unfortunately.
But if we ALL put him on ignore, the end result will basically be the same.
Let's. Do. This.
But if we ALL put him on ignore, the end result will basically be the same.
Let's. Do. This.
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2nd.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Charles has done nothing to get banned yet, unfortunately.
But if we ALL put him on ignore, the end result will basically be the same.
Let's. Do. This.
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Re: Viva Cinco De May0, Puto5.
doesn't say much for your military when you have a national cel;ebration for getting over on the frenchies. Christ, if the germans celebrated every day they rolled the frogs, they'd have to add more days to the year.
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