Preemptive ban for Annie?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:16 pm

Add your thoughts here

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:32 pm

Jsc810 wrote:I believe bans should be used only when absolutely necessary, only when no other remedy (such as a temporary ban) works to solve the problem. And the offense should be extreme, posting pics of child porn for example.

Nice Tardowen bait.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:33 pm

Just confine her and Stanley to the Pickle Jar.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon May 12, 2008 2:35 pm

All the options sound so appealing.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:49 pm

Jsc810 wrote:And the offense should be extreme

With Annie, it always has been.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:50 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon May 12, 2008 3:06 pm

Jsc810 wrote:I believe bans should be used only when absolutely necessary, only when no other remedy (such as a temporary ban) works to solve the problem. And the offense should be extreme, posting pics of child porn for example.

Agree 99.9%.

The history of T1B will show you exceptions to the rule are made for certain posters who suck beyond a quantifiable measure. When said suckiness becomes so severe, the mere posting presence of the violator begins to drive away quality posters in droves, thus watering down and devaluing the board to an unforeseeable state. The goal is for the board NOT to erode away.

Annie qualifies as one of these exceptions.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon May 12, 2008 3:13 pm

JSC, you've been a consistent voice for clemency in Annie's case. Tell us, though...what are you prepared to do to ensure she can post here? Type out a couple of funny stories? Sneak a pic of your girl in the shower and post it here?

It's gonna take something BIG to allow this to stand.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon May 12, 2008 3:15 pm

PSUFAN wrote:JSC, you've been a consistent voice for clemency in Annie's case. Tell us, though...what are you prepared to do to ensure she can post here?

JSC is nothing if not giving.

He'll find out which sports teams she roots for, and start threads about them espousing his deep devotion should they make it to their respective postseason.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon May 12, 2008 3:16 pm

Annie actually manages OK ... until she hits a 5 day DList bender.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon May 12, 2008 3:46 pm

You were probably getting rushed to the emergency room.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 12, 2008 3:48 pm

It’s not a matter of ignoring threads that she starts. Once she gets wound up, she starts posting long-winded nonsensical diatribes in 90% of the threads on the board. She’s also a race-baiting shitstain.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon May 12, 2008 3:49 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
I must have missed something.

Did you hear a bark of despair? No? Yep, missed it entirely, THIS TIME.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon May 12, 2008 3:52 pm

Pickle has a dead dog also...coincidence?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon May 12, 2008 4:04 pm

Most of IB's bans have been self-imposed. This is a good thing. This is healthy. This shows that she WANTS to quit message boards. I'm not going to let her lose this battle. Now get on that plane and let's KICK THIS THING'S ASS.

sin,

Terry in Crapchester · Mon May 12, 2008 4:05 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:She’s also a race-baiting shitstain.
Pickle is as well, but I don't think he should be banned either.

For that matter, Pickle is far worse in that regard than Annie ever has been. And yet, to my knowledge, no admin has ever posted a thread seeking comments as to whether Pickle should be banned.

Ask yourself this question: if Annie truly hated white people, why would she even bother posting here in the first place?

I can't imagine myself ever hating a group of people for no reason other than their skin color. But if I did, I'm sure I wouldn't post at any website where the overwhelming majority of posters had that skin color.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:07 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:She’s also a race-baiting shitstain.
Pickle is as well, but I don't think he should be banned either.

And btw, there's a reason why God created the scroll wheel.

Yes, Pickle should be banned as well. Or at least confined. As for Risa, when you have to take 5 or 6 spins on a scroll wheel to get past a single post, it’s SPAM.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:46 pm

A wise man once said..... "A board needs it's tards".

Well, it does. SO we might as well invite the queen of tardville back for some fun.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:46 pm

Jsc810 wrote: I've been consistent for clemency for everyone, not just her. I just don't believe in bannings unless absolutely necessary.

Jsc810 wrote:If for no other reason, a board needs its tards.

The dogkiller doth protest too much, methinks.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:53 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:....When said suckiness becomes so severe, the mere posting presence of the violator begins to drive away quality posters in droves, thus watering down and devaluing the board to an unforeseeable state. The goal is for the board NOT to erode away......

I think the horse is already outta the barn on that one, dude.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:55 pm

smackaholic wrote:A wise man once said..... "A board needs it's tards".

Some people are oft-quoted and considered "wise" due to their words.

Some people are relegated to merely quoting those they consider "wise" because they're not "wise" enough to avoid multiple punctuation errors in a 5-word sentence.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:58 pm

Maybe if she got laid, and good, she'd be a lot easier to deal with...lose a few hundred pounds, click a few less celeb blogs, spend less time lighting candles for innumerable lost wastrels...of course you'd have to remove all those bike seat covers surrendered to the dark waves of labial excess.

Maybe mvscal can give her a visit and perform the Chorizo Pooper Push attack, and then she'd be one of the cool kids.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:08 pm

For those of you that still have index finger callouses from IB's last visit, you need to fully utilize your scroll wheel's capabilities.

Notice how your scroll wheel can be clicked? This turns on scroll wheel cruise control. Just click that sucker once and quickly drag the mouse down wards.

Just remember to turn away or close your eyes or something, lest you be turned into a pillar of salt or whatever it is that happens when you read to many words of an annie post.

Good luck and happy scrolling!!!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon May 12, 2008 5:53 pm

Make sure you wash the PickleSeed out before hitting that.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon May 12, 2008 6:06 pm

"When said suckiness becomes so severe, the mere posting presence of the violator begins to drive away quality posters in droves, thus watering down and devaluing the board to an unforeseeable state. The goal is for the board NOT to erode away."

..she's a big part of the reason I left...

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:43 pm

ChargerMike wrote:"When said suckiness becomes so severe, the mere posting presence of the violator begins to drive away quality posters in droves, thus watering down and devaluing the board to an unforeseeable state. The goal is for the board NOT to erode away."

..she's a big part of the reason I left...

EXACTLY.

Pickle is a fucking idiot, and when he gets to the posting level Risa is at when she posts here, he should be dumped as well, because he'll have the same effect on this place.

I don't see how anyone can forget what a fucking ghost town she created here the last time she spammed the shit out of every thread. Everytime I'd log in she would have replies in most or all of the top 10 or 15 threads. They weren't even worth opening because you KNOW she'd have 4 posts in a row in most of them.

Burn her, she a bitch.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:48 pm

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BOOM BA BOOM BA BA BOOM BA
Kill Whitey....
BOOM BA BA BOOM BA BOOM

White boys play that shit, too.
Pay attention.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon May 12, 2008 10:52 pm

Exactly Bushice and CM. Not that a Risa or a Pickle or a CDM would ever drive me to quit posting here.

However...I wonder why the powers that be here put up with the spamming racism of little Stanley P.

Admins...care to enlighten us all?

And my vote is no for Risa.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:30 pm

The Big Pickle wrote: Just one of the infinite reasons to despise that entire race.

See, this is the point where you invariably fuck up. You just can't lump everyone with dark skin into one category. It makes you look really stupid.

As for the topic at hand, anyone pushing for a ban on anyone who hasn't broken any rules needs to get over themselves. There's no such thing as bad traffic, and don't flatter yourself into thinking you're any better than the next person capable of mashing submit.

There should have been a poll question included to "live and let live".

AP's Self of Steam · Post by **AP's Self of Steam** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:33 pm

War Wagon wrote:don't flatter yourself into thinking you're any better than the next person capable of mashing submit.

Quite rich coming out of your piehole.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue May 13, 2008 12:04 am

Exception for shit trolls, and especially this shit troll. You're a shit trolls shit troll.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue May 13, 2008 12:16 am

ChargerMike wrote:"When said suckiness becomes so severe, the mere posting presence of the violator begins to drive away quality posters in droves, thus watering down and devaluing the board to an unforeseeable state. The goal is for the board NOT to erode away."

..she's a big part of the reason I left...Keep the change ya filthy animal

I like Luther, think he's a great poster, and consider him an internet friend.

But pause for a moment and reflect ...

Has he ever posted at a board that he didn't eventually moan about and leave?

He's free to respond to what I've just said.

But oh ... Annie posts here.

Scratch that.

I agree with Jsc's line of thought, except that I suspect he thinks Charles De Mar should still be allowed to post, despite posting unannounced crank shots.

That's wack.

There is no message board utopia.
Myself, I scroll right past about 53% of the people on this board.
I know their brain is fucked and I won't waste time reading their tripe.
Toss Annie in there.
Except that I usually read one of her posts a week, just to see where she's at that particular week.
I laff, absorb that, and then scroll her for another 6+ days.

There are about 7% of you that I ALWAYS read -- every post.
Because you're interesting.
Toddowen is in that 7%, btw.
And some of you think he should be banned, or should kill himself painfully.

No ban for Annie.
She should be free to post in the Cul de Smack, but should be off'd from the 'side' forums if her shit stinks there.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue May 13, 2008 12:21 am

There's no such thing as bad traffic

Ahh, I guess you weren't around when SC went tits up.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue May 13, 2008 12:58 am

poptart wrote: She should be free to post in the Cul de Smack, but should be off'd from the 'side' forums if her shit stinks there.

The problem is that allowing her post here turns this into a side forum.

Flip it around, let her post her warped sports takes political takes and religious takes in the side forums and steer her the fuck clear of this one.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue May 13, 2008 1:04 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
There's no such thing as bad traffic
Ahh, I guess you weren't around when SC went tits up.

Ah, yes I was, albeit during it's dying throes. Joined in October, 2000 but mainly stuck to the NFL forum when the Chiefs were actually ~~good~~ err... didn't suck.

Saw hangman post scat pics that would make even Todd's skin crawl.

But there's a different message board landscape now, so we're talking about apples and staplers. Annie has never bothered me in the least. Kinda' long winded, but so's OC Mike and he's a made (cursed) Jackass. Annie generates traffic, lotsa traffic. Leave her be and worry more about your own foibles... it's all good.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue May 13, 2008 1:07 am

War Wagon wrote:Annie generates traffic, lotsa traffic.

Maybe when she waddles across the street, but not in here.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:39 am

^^^ pretty unreal this even needs to be said, but unannounced and un-tagged crank shots and porn are immediately bannie-able for life actions. having that shit come up at work is completely unacceptable and should not be tolerated for one second by the board.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue May 13, 2008 5:11 am

Is Annie unreadable...yep.

Does she race bait...sure.

But why ban her? There are quite a few lame asses on here that spew their shit at at least the same level as her. She annoys the fuck out of me personally, but I could care less. This is a place where reading peoples shit is voluntary. You see the av of someone you think is a worthless pile of shit, scroll on by. You catch a long winded Wiki'd piece of shit post from some know it all (sup dins), scroll on by. You click into a world of some self appointed internet bully who takes message boards too seriously (sup spray) and serves only to cyber jerk himself off, scroll on by. You catch a thread title that can only contain topics that make you dumber for having clicked on them (sup stan pikkle), scroll on by. I could go on, but you get my point.

This place is full of assholes. Most are good reads on occasion (I know, cuz I read more than I post, most could learn from that) but some are brutal. Bottom line...everyone adds to the joint. This hellhole is a melting pot. We've got Libs we've got conservatives. We've got atheists and bible thumpers. We have men and women, hell we've got Wolverines and Buckeyes....a more diverse crowd is hard to imagine. Banning folks is pure pussy, unless of course the violate cardinal rules. Babbling aimlessly ought not to fall into this category unless some of you spamming tools wants to hold yourself to the same scrutiny.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:24 am

WolverineSteve wrote: There are quite a few lame asses on here that spew their shit at at least the same level as her.

Name ONE other poster who has been here as infrequently as she has that has accumulated 3k posts.

Name ONE other poster that runs 4 posts in a row per thread.

Name ONE other poster who posts in 10 threads in a row at a time.

Name ONE other poster who has a race based agenda combined with all of the other factors above.

There is no such poster here.

She has killed this forum EVERY time she posts here, and yet alzheimer ridden asshats like yourself can't seem to recall that fact until she's about 4 weeks into her sewage treatment plant style of posting and no one else is posting except for the terminal vultures who will feed on anything.

We certainly have a lot of assholes posting here, but they're mostly average or better quality assholes that fucking get it. She doesn't, and never has.

Fucking hell. She's been banned from far worse shit holes than this place. What does that tell you?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:04 am

I'd like to see everyone banned with exception of the following:

The Crew
Bace
ST
HH
Biggie
TWIS
Dinsdale
R-Jack
JSC
Mgo
Mvscal
PSU (only cause I know he'll just let himself back in)
That one guy from KC that isn't a complete and total waste of skin. The one with the cool stories. Actually, I think he's from the "OC"?

Oh, and Mister Bushice....because his post is right above mine, and I'm kinda uncomfortable with confrontation at such a close distance.

Should Annie be banned preemptively?