Point State Park reopening May 30

[PSUFAN]

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If The Crew goes on tour this year, I'm going to end it for them at Point State Park - AGAIN. Petrus is going to look strange in his pink polo shirt. A-bomb will be the first to fall beneath my windmilling fists. When I think of the first kick I'll give to Douchebag's floppy tits, I grit my teeth in anticipation. This year's beating will be savage and complete and FINAL.

[Adelpiero]

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If The Crew goes on tour this year, I'm going to end it for them at Point State Park - AGAIN. Petrus is going to look strange in his pink polo shirt. A-bomb will be the first to fall beneath my windmilling fists. When I think of the first kick I'll give to Douchebag's floppy tits, I grit my teeth in anticipation. This year's beating will be savage and complete and FINAL.

are you saying black men can't wear pink? Puka shells are too classy for an african-american male? Why would Petrus meet you in "State" park, is this the new lingo whitey uses for prison, is that where you think every black man should be?

sin,

Aunt Jammamielaquesihsalashonta in New MExico

[Stevo]

I'm working diligently with state officials to have The Point exclude access to the public. We intend to reserve every last acre to ourselves, so that your DEATH will be silenced and unwitnessed.

[Trollfessor]

Stevo, you better practice your squeals. We know you can act the part, but you have to sound like it too. Go ahead and rent the movie, squeal like a pig boy.

[Douchebag]

we're going to do this. we're going to do this for fucking SLIM. our vengeance will be sought at THE POINT

ever since you offed him, our dicks only get semi erect. why? Because slim was pulling in the grade a tang. now we're relegated to trashy flabwhores with dickbreath. but it aint no thing. we'll bang em and then BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

[War Wagon]

Rack this Av.

This year's beating will be savage and complete and FINAL.

Promise?

[PSUFAN]

Big SHOCKER that the Crew sport overcooked penne pasta in their pants. Your private parts have been used as drillholes by messicans and Georgian male cheerleaders SO OFTEN that you've been unhorsed...your manhood has ridden away from you. You have floppy tits, and dudes drill your holes - therefore, YOU ARE BITCHES, you see? I'm going to grind you into jelly and use you to lubricate city vehicle engines. Your DEMISES will therefore benefit the City of Pittsburgh and the State of PA, and none too fucking soon.

You will pay - pay FULLY.

[Petrus]

HOLLAS

I LOOKFORWARDS TO THE BEETINGS I DISPENSE AND THE BEETINGS YOU SLAPDUCKS DESERVE

THE CREW PAY ME VERY GOOD MONIES TO BEAT ASS AND THAT IS I INTEND TO DO. WHEN I FLEX I PUT FEAR INTO MINDS. WHEN I SCREAM, AIR FILLS WITH MY RAGE AND THE SKY TURNS DARK

BE AFRIAD FOR I COME FOR YOU

[PSUFAN]

Petrus, I intend to spare you. It would be wrong to end your young life over this matter. The CFB posters expect a RETURN on their investment, what's more.

Now - I will nicely suggest again that you think this through. Just ditch those assholes now, while you still can, and return humbly to your studies.

[Douchebag]

FUCK YOU PSUFAN just FUCK YOU

IM FUCKIGN PISSED

[PSUFAN]

Nice pink shirt, nimrod.

[Douchebag]

i hear you're rolling with O'Cyrus now

is this fucking true, DICKHEAD? I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW

[Goober McTuber]

Nice pink shirt, nimrod.

I'm sure it properly accents his jiggling man-boobs.

[PSUFAN]

i hear you're rolling with O'Cyrus now

is this fucking true, DICKHEAD? I NEED TO FUCKING KNOW

I interviewed. They were a little taken aback at my normal appearance - no acne, no samurai-style ponytail, no wispy facial hair. I was on my way out of the office in 15 minutes...after clubbing the secretary in the temple, of course.

I can't WAIT to put your nose through a garlic press. I have a searing need to see harm come to you.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Jeebus-fuggin-christ on a crutch, Douchefag. All your smegma-swollen cum-flaps do is blah, blah, blah. It is time for your pathetic crew of limp-wristed poop polishers to fucking put up or shup up. You keep whining about losing Slim, however I think your Mexican induced headboard damage has blinded you to the memory of Steiner AND Dice, both ass up under the dirt.

Which is exactly where you and the Spermettes are headed.

Petrus, you can still be saved. Listen to PSUFAN. Seperate yourself from these puka-packing morons.

Just remember Petrus, freedom in this country costs a Buck-oh-five.

[A-Bomb]

O'Cyrus became a prostate-thumping colon cleanser once he left the Crew, so it's no surprise someone like psuFAG would align with that shithead.

And MV, you wouldn't know the definition of preemptive if you preemptively had flies eyes on your grill, dumbfuck.

[PSUFAN]

I guess you didn't understand my post, ASSHOLE. My interview with O'Cyrus didn't go too well.

Yet...now that I know it would piss you guys off so bad, I'll schedule another interview.

[Douchebag]

place: the point
day: sunday, 6/15
time: 2 pm

be there, FUCKO

[PSUFAN]

Actually, I'm negotiating with county authorities behind Stevo's back as we speak. I want them to deny The Crew entry to Allegheny County. I want you guys to face the wrath of the other folks that fucking HATE your flabby pimply ass.

I had plans to rake you with vintage indian axes, stuff flypaper down your throats, and squelch shit stripes all over your floppy jowls...then wrap you in canvas tarps and set you afloat down the Ohio...but I already pretty much did all of that. smackaholic and R-Jack and others NEED a piece of you faggots.

[Douchebag]

you're pussing out. WISE move, dickstain. WISE move indeed.

mvscal: you're up.

name the time and place dickhead.

[WolverineSteve]

Kill this MB D&Desque fantasy shit. You guys really entertained so easily? Is the news of the real world too boring to create factual threads? My gosh this recycled phoney shit is played and tired, probably a couple guys posting and responding with their own trolls....how fucking entertaining .

[Goober McTuber]

Kill this MB D&Desque fantasy shit. You guys really entertained so easily? Is the news of the real world too boring to create factual threads? My gosh this recycled phoney shit is played and tired, probably a couple guys posting and responding with their own trolls....how fucking entertaining .

Feel free to start a better thread.

[PSUFAN]

My guess is that Steve's just PISSED because he sports a fauxhawk of his own.

The day is coming where you Michigan people will be dealt with - summarily. God knows you fucking DESERVE IT. Tonight will be an important moment where we will seek to make you eat shit. All of Western PA wants to fucking HURT you assholes.

It even goes beyond that, Steve.


You're in HUGE fucking trouble, you goddamned mother FUCK. MOTHER OF GOD, I want to see you bleed

[Smackie Chan]

canvas tarps

Honestly, does there have to be an AP reset in every thread?

My gosh this recycled phoney shit is played and tired, probably a couple guys posting and responding with their own trolls.

Probably?

[PSUFAN]

AP is the Mississippi River of Smack. It all drains through him at this point.

At his terminus, there's an alluvial fan and a dead zone. Yep, it's all there.

[WolverineSteve]

My guess is that Steve's just PISSED because he sports a fauxhawk of his own.

The day is coming where you Michigan people will be dealt with - summarily. God knows you fucking DESERVE IT. Tonight will be an important moment where we will seek to make you eat shit. All of Western PA wants to fucking HURT you assholes.

It even goes beyond that, Steve.


You're in HUGE fucking trouble, you goddamned mother FUCK. MOTHER OF GOD, I want to see you bleed

Sid and co. go down tonight.

:brad: