Better threads than lousy D-Bag resets....

[WolverineSteve]

From entertainment....

Ed McMahon fighting foreclosure. I guess it's not just black entertainers and athletes that blow all their cash.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/200 ... sure_N.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


SteveO from jackass...not the crew, pleads guilty to cocain charges...whoda thunk it?

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/200 ... ve-o_N.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Hulk Hogan's kid is a pussy...
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/200 ... tary_N.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And Angie Jolie turns 33..no link.


In Sports....

Big Brown in the #1 hole in his quest for the triple crown.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/horses/2 ... draw_N.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Chicago amont the finalists in the bid for the 2016 summer games..
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/olympics ... ists_N.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

In financial news...

Oil falls below $123 per barrel.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/olympics ... ists_N.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

JD Powers vehicle quality rankings are out. How did the Big 3 fare?
http://www.usatoday.com/money/autos/200 ... tudy_N.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


There are eight more worthy topics found in 5 minutes of scanning the usa today.

It's that easy folks, no nead to recycle shit topics the way the NBA recycles shit coaches.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Gee, Steve, you moan about the state of the board and THIS is your contribution? B42-ing worthless pop culture news links? Way to really step up and bring it, guy. Maybe you and AP can PM-gossip together about the latest on Britney Spears and which dick has most recently found its way into her pants.

[WolverineSteve]

Gee, Steve, you moan about the state of the board and THIS is your contribution? B42-ing worthless pop culture news links? Way to really step up and bring it, guy. Maybe you and AP can PM-gossip together about the latest on Britney Spears and which dick has most recently found its way into her pants.

In my defense I've never claimed to be more than a role player up in here, just trying to give you starters some ammo. I'm more a reader than a poster, so come the fuck on boys let's get it going!!! You all are here to entertain me (nobody told you?) so pick up the pace. Setting times and places for fantasy rumbles is a tad gay, no? There is a lot of real stuff going on these days, I just don't see the value of reading guys posts and replies to them from their own trolls. Call me cooky.

[WolverineSteve]

Oh yeah... the point was that all of the topics I mentioned are shit, yet still better than reading a couple of posters argueing with the voices in their heads.

[Get fucked]

Get fucked.

[Goober McTuber]

Oh yeah... the point was that all of the topics I mentioned are shit, yet still better than reading a couple of posters argueing with the voices in their heads.

I think this is all a smokescreen for the fact that you are afraid to step to the crew.

[PSUFAN]

I have every intention of making my threats to the Crew a REALITY.

If I were ever to step to an imaginary enemy on the internet, I would think that it would be more about the adjectives used and adverbs misused than it would be about how realistic is was.

But enough of that claptrap...has anyone seen A-Bomb? I'm going to put that asshole's REAL balls into a golf ball washer. That's a fake joke that I want to see REALLY HAPPEN. It might get me jailed, but it might be worth it to prevent all of those future FUBUClowns from ever hitting an ovary or Dinsdale's roomate's uterus.

[Tom In VA]

RACK Goobs, that was funny.

[Goober McTuber]

the insipid shit for brains who challenged this mongloid to come up with something more entertaining than talking to a shit troll.

Who are you calling insipid, fucknuts?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I don't think R-Jack is calling me out, anyway. Based on history, he doesn't have time for it.

[RumpleForeskin]

Steve is doing wonders for my reputation right now.

Can I get you anyting, Steve? Cup of joe? Beer?

[PSUFAN]

Just thoroughly piss all over Steve's head - that's the closest to beer that he cares to get.

[Tom In VA]

Holy Shit.

Look at that.

Clinton possibly being the REPUBLCAN VP.
Pickle's rescue from despair
Undocumented workers leaving of their own accord thanks to a recession
and now this ?


Is hell going to freeze over or are we truly in a season of CHANGE ushered in by Obama already ?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Steve,

I think the idea is to at least try to make an effort to bring the funny. Obviously not every poster and every troll is going to appeal to every individual's sense of humor.

If you choose to enter the sniveling sect that NEVER has a thing to offer, even admittedly, then your voice is completely worthless. Those who offer criticism, without any ability to better what it is they're criticizing, have every right to do so, but their existence here is totally meaningless.

[RumpleForeskin]

...but their existence here is totally meaningless.

Fuck you, ass-hole.

[Felix]

Angelina Jolie is 33?!?!?!

thanks for the heads up

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

War Wagon is a shining example of what I'm talking about. Here's a guy who enters forums he bashes, and reads threads he wants no part of, only to say "you guys are losers." Do you think winners are bred from this sort of vag-cupping? My guess is he isn't getting any at home and is willing to experiment. Hence, the requests for plungers to bury his colon.

And when college football season rolls around, his contributions are limited to auto-fellatio of the only decent quarterback Missouri has landed in the past quarter century. Wags can put Chase Daniel cock in his mouth faster than KC Paul can breeze past the salad bar for the vat of gravy.

Is this the road you want to go down, son?

[Jay in Phoenix]

War Wagon is a shining example of what I'm talking about. Here's a guy who enters forums he bashes, and reads threads he wants no part of, only to say "you guys are losers." Do you think winners are bred from this sort of vag-cupping? My guess is he isn't getting any at home and is willing to experiment. Hence, the requests for plungers to bury his colon.

And when college football season rolls around, his contributions are limited to auto-fellatio of the only decent quarterback Missouri has landed in the past quarter century. Wags can put Chase Daniel cock in his mouth faster than KC Paul can breeze past the salad bar for the vat of gravy.

Is this the road you want to go down, son?

Well done mgo....well done.

[A-Bomb]

has anyone seen A-Bomb? I'm going to put that asshole's REAL balls into a golf ball washer. That's a fake joke that I want to see REALLY HAPPEN. It might get me jailed, but it might be worth it to prevent all of those future FUBUClowns from ever hitting an ovary or Dinsdale's roomate's uterus.

I"M RI GHT HERE YOU GOD DAMN SQUISH MUFFIN, TREAMBLING IWHT FURIOUS RAGE.

[War Wagon]

War Wagon is a shining example of what I'm talking about. Here's a guy who enters forums he bashes, and reads threads he wants no part of, only to say "you guys are losers."

You're full of shit, as usual. The ONLY reason I commented in that thread was that an insipid mod/admin suggested a thread of that nature could/should be archived. I rarely even open the CFB forum during the off season, much less comment on the worthless threads contained there-in. There ARE a bunch of losers wasting bandwidth, all the while back-slapping each other on what a great forum they're a part of. It's pathetic, hence your vapid defense of the same.

Wolverine Steve is quite right btw, in calling out each and every one of you dumbfucks who've encouraged shit trolls to get in arguments with each other. Myself, I'd rather cuss/discuss current events as well, not make up imaginary enemies to get in fights with. I've quite obviously got enough of the real kind.

And when college football season rolls around, his contributions are limited to auto-fellatio of the only decent quarterback Missouri has landed in the past quarter century. Wags can put Chase Daniel cock in his mouth faster than KC Paul can breeze past the salad bar for the vat of gravy.

You're a god damn idiot making shit up and talking out your ass again as usual. Brad Smith wasn't a decent college QB? As well, Chase Daniel is only as good as the team around him and would be quite average if he had the same players to work with as in years past. He'll be fortunate to even get drafted by the NFL.

[War Wagon]

Well done mgo....well done.

Huh?

There wasn't a damn thing "well done" about it. It was freaking pathetic in it's outright ignorance and bullshit lies. Way to tether yourself to a winner there, Gay. Magoo and yourself are going to go far.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Huh?

There wasn't a damn thing "well done" about it. It was freaking pathetic in it's outright ignorance and bullshit lies. Way to tether yourself to a winner there, Gay. Magoo and yourself are going to go far.

Having trouble reading through the lines Wags? It was well written and funny, thus the applause.

I could care less about your thin skin however.

Ease off the pedal there Whitey. Remember..it's a Smackboard. If you can't take a few zings, you shouldn't be playing.

[Mikey]

has anyone seen A-Bomb? I'm going to put that asshole's REAL balls into a golf ball washer. That's a fake joke that I want to see REALLY HAPPEN. It might get me jailed, but it might be worth it to prevent all of those future FUBUClowns from ever hitting an ovary or Dinsdale's roomate's uterus.

I"M RI GHT HERE YOU GOD DAMN SQUISH MUFFIN, TREAMBLING IWHT FURIOUS RAGE.

Gracias for the use of chor ahss, amigo. It was very much funny for us.

Chu peek up de leengo purty good. Jess?

[PSUFAN]

You called him "Gay"?? OOOOH, that'll almost rack.

You're lucky I'm watching hockey again, you two-dimensional bucktoothed simple-minded piss-quaffing ninny.

[War Wagon]

Bucktoothed ninny?

That cuts to the bone.

You should be able to multi-task whilst watching hockey. I mean, the only thing more boring than hockey is soccer... and reading a Douchevag thread.

[Mister Bushice]

I rarely even open the CFB forum during the off season, much less comment on the worthless threads contained there-in. There ARE a bunch of losers wasting bandwidth, all the while back-slapping each other on what a great forum they're a part of. It's pathetic, hence your vapid defense of the same.

sin,

Motorsports Forum mod.

[poptart]

Hulk Hogan's kid is a pussy...
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/200 ... tary_N.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Yes, he says he is suffering 'unbearable anxiety' by being in solitary for 17 hrs a day?

Sitting alone and yerking it all day doesn't sound all that stressful.


Case dismissed, puss.

[PSUFAN]

That cuts to the bone.

Not a difficult thing with you. You should look into a whole body tampon, you skeleton bobblehead

[Felix]

War Wagon is a shining example of what I'm talking about. Here's a guy who enters forums he bashes, and reads threads he wants no part of, only to say "you guys are losers."

I rarely even open the CFB forum during the off season, much less comment on the worthless threads contained there-in. There ARE a bunch of losers wasting bandwidth, all the while back-slapping each other on what a great forum they're a part of. It's pathetic, hence your vapid defense of the same.

Whitey must have filed the patent on this self ass-kicking machine

[Goober McTuber]

You should be able to multi-task whilst watching hockey. I mean, the only thing more boring than hockey is soccer...

Or perhaps an episode of “American Idol”.

[PSUFAN]

If you think this playoffs season was "boring", then I don't know what to say to you. Seems like you clutch every opportunity to be "bored" like it was a playboy bunny.

Look, the old adage holds ever persistently true. You only get out what you put in. Folks who like to sit back and "be entertained", and lift no finger to entertain themselves, end up getting pretty bored pretty fast. Before you know it, you're looking at 15,789 pages of vacuous UBTF, or a ratio of 4.39 chuckles per 27,000 posts.

We have seen this played out...have we not? Lather, repeat?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Myself, I'd rather cuss/discuss current events

Why? Is this the only outlet in life where you can get a word in edge wise? Nobody gives a flying forklifted fuck what you think about "current events." You probably don't care for the skyrocketing cost of gasoline, eh? I'm sure your takes on the matter are REALLY interesting.

Go ahead and fall in with the rest of the creatively inept, mental plebes. Offering anything in the way of substance or entertainment just doesn't suit you, anyway. You're part of the lowest common denominator, and admittedly, you're quite comfortable there. At least you have the capacity to recognize you're a benumbed message board robot, ranking only a couple rungs ahead of Jack and Bobby42. If nothing else, it inspires smack to follow you around, and knock the wind out of you...or at least what's left in you after you've inhaled your fourth consecutive pack of Marlboros.

[Jay in Phoenix]

You see Whitey, once again mgo nailed it, just like he nailed your whining, pale posterior up on your own bitching petard. With PSU offering his coup de grâce like a hockey puck to your dome, I would hope a bell of recognition would start ringing.

Hello McWagFly, anyone home?

[WolverineSteve]

Right now I don't know who I want to beat the piss out of first. Should I be angrier at the leaking lobotomy of a tard who started this thread or the insipid shit for brains who challenged this mongloid to come up with something more entertaining than talking to a shit troll.

In my defense I've never claimed to be more than a role player up in here

Don't think so highly of yourself dipshit. You have never been any type of player up in here. Role player? You? What the fuck? When the hell did you do anything as important as help on a double team or hang back to take a three pointer if someone has to kick the ball out? A nic and a post total does not make a contributor and having a set of testicles resting on your forehead on someone else's Wheaties box does not make a "role player".

You all are here to entertain me (nobody told you?) so pick up the pace.

That's the thing you pathetic simp. We don't know how to entertain you. Judging by your offering here, your idea of entertainment is going to the bathroom, picking up a US Weekly, putting the butt plug on the sink, sitting down and saying "let's see what real stuff is happening to fake people with the intellectual depth of a kiddie pool like me."

Sorry you fucking moron, but I can't dumb it down enough to entertain you.

This is what I'm talking about. Nicely done. Far better than this crew soap opera shit.

PSU,
Nice av. And way to be paying attention to my beer selections... :wink:

Rumps,
Everyone needs a break as the class punching bag, breaks over. Put down the gravy flavored dildo and get back in position.