Homophobia and you

[TVO]

The first refuge of a homophobic adolescent is to yell "you're a fag" and "you're a pole smoker," at any stimuli.

And most of you fit right in to that description. After reading the threads here for a few days or fucking years I think most of you must have been abused as babies. Maybe Mom let the cats have their way with you. What a collection of degenerates.

The point is this. There are a lot of normal people out there, beyond your little internet world, who have relationships with other people. No shit. And, better put on your seat belt now, a lot of them are same sex. So fucking what? Grow the fuck up people. I share my residence with another person. Ok so far? Well let me pull your trigger then. It is another man. And we are friends. Which one of you can say you live with a true friend? And then perhaps a lover?

You are all a bunch of homophobic adolescents wearing blinders and rose colored glasses while you react to trinkets and bright lights in your unexamined life. With scaley hands.

"Whiskey !" "Cigarettes !"

Fag bashing is one of the weakest forms of smack, unless used properly by people like me and just a few others.


Carry on, Morlocks.

[RumpleForeskin]

If this post were any gayer, it would be Moving Sale.

[Tom In VA]

You know last night you were going to inform us why your 4092 post was forewarning imminent doom for more troops should we elect Obama.

You said you'd explain why, after you mixed a martini.


You never returned.


I've been worried sick since, I though you fell in and drowned.


Glad to see you're okay. Please don't ever do that again.

[Alan]

Thank you for the candid words, TVO.

I think it's cute that you're a single man in your 40s, have a male roommate, and aren't gay or anything. I wish Stanley would come and stay with me. And I don't just mean a one night thing either. Although I'll take what I can get.

:highfive:

[poptart]

I share my residence with another person. Ok so far? Well let me pull your trigger then. It is another man. And we are friends. Which one of you can say you live with a true friend? And then perhaps a lover?

TVO's coming out thread?

haha ha

Is he too late to make a top 5 internet 'error in judgement' ranking, Mgo?

[Tom In VA]

Good catch pop.


TVO switched teams ? He says don't vote for Obama, but I know he doesn't mean vote for McCain. So much to wrap up and time is running out. The suspense is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

[PSUFAN]

Alan,

There is a saying..."Once you go Black, you never look back". I don't really know the significance of that, but Stanley Fukken Pickle wanted that as a sig, and the system rejected it.

[Mikey]

I live with a woman and a 15 year old boy.

Now is that strange, or what?

[Tom In VA]

Always knew you were a wild man Mikey

[Mikey]

Always knew you were a wild man Mikey

Yeah, we do get pretty funky...three at the dinner table, simultaneous watching of Lost. Stuff like that.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Yeah, we do get pretty funky...

All of them are younger than you and they like to get wild.

[Tom In VA]

Always knew you were a wild man Mikey

three at the dinner table, simultaneous watching of Lost.

SINNER

[Goober McTuber]

It is another man. And we are friends.

So that one time you posted pictures of yourself and that skank... The naked skank you apparently had your way with, and then wrote "Rack the Trools" on her ravaged body with a sharpie...

That was just a passing whimsey?

I believe the correct term is "beard".

[BSmack]

I share my residence with another person. Ok so far? Well let me pull your trigger then. It is another man. And we are friends. Which one of you can say you live with a true friend? And then perhaps a lover?

Paging poor judgment thread. Please pick up the white courtesy phone.

[War Wagon]

I share my residence with another person. Ok so far? Well let me pull your trigger then. It is another man. And we are friends. Which one of you can say you live with a true friend? And then perhaps a lover?

So, are you telling us that your friend is also your lover? Dear God, I think I'm going to throw up.

And yeah, I can say that I live with a true friend, two actually. They're loyal and never bitch about leaving the toilet seat up. One's a German Sheppard and the other's a Jack Russell terrier.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Dinsdale's roommate - your thoughts?

[Mikey]

I share my residence with another person. Ok so far? Well let me pull your trigger then. It is another man. And we are friends. Which one of you can say you live with a true friend? And then perhaps a lover?

So, are you telling us that your friend is also your lover? Dear God, I think I'm going to throw up.

And yeah, I can say that I live with a true friend, two actually. They're loyal and never bitch about leaving the toilet seat up. One's a German Sheppard and the other's a Jack Russell terrier.

Doesn't they each get jealous when you're fucking the other one?

[RumpleForeskin]

Doesn't they each get jealous when you're fucking the other one?

Whitey probably burns through 2 packs in a matter of minutes when he catches "Jerry Lee" sticking his pink into "Milo".

[Cuda]

The first refuge of a homophobic adolescent is to yell "you're a fag" and "you're a pole smoker," .

Of course, the first refuge of a pole-smoking faggot is to accuse everybody of homophobia.

That is a phony term in any event. Disapproval is not anywhere close to the same thing as irrational fear

[Morte]

This thread is a troll job.

Prior to this thread, the real TVO started one of his morbid death count in Iraq threads. So far so good. Get's people to think that the real TVO is around. Then he let Atomic Cunt borrow his nic because, of course, the delusional drunk fuckhead can always count on being beatdown every time he shows his stupid nic here. I guess TVO must have felt sorry for the little shit.

So then what does Atotal Drunk do with his beneficiary's nic? Starts a pro homo thread that is of course retarded and containing a severe case self contradiction. Anti-fag posters are fucked up but only he and a few others can "fag bash" well?

No matter what one thinks of Baby Barrister, he's no where as stupid as that first post in this thread.

[TVO]

Two day old baby troll with 14 posts says what? Besides making my point.



Why do you drool so much?

[Neely8]

The first refuge of a homophobic adolescent is to yell "you're a fag" and "you're a pole smoker," at any stimuli.

And most of you fit right in to that description. After reading the threads here for a few days or fucking years I think most of you must have been abused as babies. Maybe Mom let the cats have their way with you. What a collection of degenerates.

The point is this. There are a lot of normal people out there, beyond your little internet world, who have relationships with other people. No shit. And, better put on your seat belt now, a lot of them are same sex. So fucking what? Grow the fuck up people. I share my residence with another person. Ok so far? Well let me pull your trigger then. It is another man. And we are friends. Which one of you can say you live with a true friend? And then perhaps a lover?

You are all a bunch of homophobic adolescents wearing blinders and rose colored glasses while you react to trinkets and bright lights in your unexamined life. With scaley hands.

"Whiskey !" "Cigarettes !"

Fag bashing is one of the weakest forms of smack, unless used properly by people like me and just a few others.


Carry on, Morlocks.

Why do you hate your cornhole so much?

[Morte]

Two day old baby troll with 14 posts says what? Besides making my point.



Why do you drool so much?

Your point, AP, is to make being a fag acceptable. Nice try. And I'm not making it for you. I don't realy give a fuck if you guys do your "thing" together. Homosmack, as understood by the great VALVENIS, is a weapon in the arsenal of smack used against straight guys. In and of itself it is not to be used to bust on gays. Tell a homo that he enjoys tubesteak furiously mining his sigmoid in graphic terms won't offend said homo. Conversely, if one homo on a gay smack board were to bust on another gay by going off on his hetero proclivities, what straight guy here would see that heterosmack and be offended?

Swim away, microbial moron.

[Tom In VA]

So TVO isn't gay ? And he didn't fall into his martini glass last night ?


Whew, good news, if I ever meet him I'll give him a big hug. But you know, the kind of hug football players give each other after a touchdown or victory, a man hug kind of thing. Not a homo hug.

[Goober McTuber]

Look at Morty with his VALVENIS sigmoid references. Yeah, he must be new here.

[Moving Sale]

The first ... Morlocks.

Nice try dolt.

[smackaholic]

So TVO isn't gay ? And he didn't fall into his martini glass last night ?


Whew, good news, if I ever meet him I'll give him a big hug. But you know, the kind of hug football players give each other after a touchdown or victory, a man hug kind of thing. Not a homo hug.

Actually, you couldn't really give TiVO a man hug. It would be more the kinda hug you get from your 4 year old son. You know where he runs up to you and wraps his arms around you and you you just smile and muss up his hair.