Obama sock puppet= racist

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:25 pm

Outrage over Obama Sock Puppet
Some well-meaning Obama fans created what they regarded as a "cute and cuddly toy," intended to introduce children to the political process — a socket puppet monkey with ears just like BHO's:

It did not go over well. Sputters black Democrat Charles Henderson:

When have you ever seen another presidential candidate depicted in such a manner?

Gee, Charles. I really can't remember

Whiney fucking spook.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:26 pm

I hope to fucking GOD your CTRL key shatters

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:35 pm

more or less on the same subject...

Obama's Half-Brother Confirms Muslim Background

It looks like Obama's close relatives didn't get the official memo regarding B. Hussein not having been raised as a Muslim. According to his half-brother Malik, BHO won't be mean to Jews, despite his Muslim background.

What Muslim background? Obama's campaign site screams in large type:

Obama Has Never Been A Muslim, And Is a Committed Christian

Actually, Obama is not a Christian, but an adherent of Black Liberation Theology, a festering Marxist cult that worships its own hatred of Caucasians. Vehement denials notwithstanding, he was raised a Muslim, and is now an apostate Muslim, which according to Islamic law marks him for death. I hope that doesn't interfere with the friendly chitchats he has planned with our terrorist enemies.

Malik Obama with a snapshot from the family album.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:38 pm

The company selling the monkey is registered to David and Elizabeth Lawson of West Jordan, according to Utah Department of Commerce records.

According to the Web site, its makers created the "cute and cuddly toy" because they were proud of Obama's achievements and to introduce children to the political process.

Yeah...I might buy that if I were as gullible as, say, a living Tim Russert. The fact that Utah is among the reddest states in the Union (if not the reddest, which it was last I checked), and that it has one of the lowest percentages of blacks (hence, the low crime rate), might make one (not named Russert) question whether the stated pride in Obama's achievements and noble intent for the puppet isn't, well, a crock of shit. Wait...I'll bet the Lawsons are nogs, too.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:39 pm

I think Nigella Lawson is part eggplant-btw

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:40 pm

So... you're saying there are NO democRats in Utah, Smackie?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:44 pm

Cuda wrote:So... you're saying there are NO democRats in Utah, Smackie?

None that would think creating an Obama monkey puppet would somehow be considered flattering.

_Porter_ · Post by **_Porter_** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:47 pm

Cuda wrote:...which according to Islamic law marks him for death.

Better that than some tool who practices Sharia law at home with his wife and kids. If he's marked for death by terrorists because of his choice of religion, if anything that's a plus for the guy in my book.

Him being Muslim, which I guess is up to individual interpretation, does not in itself mean that he won't bomb the shit out of Iran or Afghanistan. If you recall, both FDR and Truman were protestant Christians, yet had no problem carpet-bombing German protestant civilians back into the stone age in WWII.

Love the big lips on the puppet, BTW. Nothing offensive about that.

While they were at it, I'm surprised they didn't put a pull string on his back that sang, Oh Lordy, I been pickin' some cotton....

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:53 pm

"and is now an apostate Muslim, which according to Islamic law marks him for death."

...which fits right into Hillary's plan. Those Clinton's...they've got it wired again.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:57 pm

I'm sure Pikkkle has already FedExed his money order to the Lawsons and is camped out at his mailbox waiting for Mr. McFeeley to deliver the dozen he paid for. Because he, too, is proud of Obama's achievements, of course.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:11 pm

mvscal wrote:I'm holding out for the Obama Lawn Jockey sock puppet.

I thought I saw the Obama Lawn Jockey on sale outside Safeway yesterday. You got yours already, right? The sock puppet should complement it nicely.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:20 pm

The Lawsons wrote:We guess there is an element of naivete on our part

Ya don't say.

_Porter_ · Post by **_Porter_** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:31 pm

mvscal wrote:I'm holding out for the Obama Lawn Jockey sock puppet. I'm sure I would be proud of his achievements if only he had any.

The fact that people used to have these:

in their yards will always be funny.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:32 pm

_Porter_ wrote:The fact that people used to have these:

in their yards will always be funny.

Used to?

Sin,

Alabama

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:45 pm

What's the problem ?

Sincerely,
Howard Cosell

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:53 pm

I think I'm gonna make an Obama old school 70s pimp sock puppet. You could make a fortune just on the fashion accessories.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:59 pm

Monkies, in the history of the U.S.

Notice the Black Man, looking like a man and the Irish dude .... McMonkey.

Suck it up Obama supporters.

The lampooning of Bush and caricatures of him were ruthless.

This is the next stage in rendering Obama, everything about him, as "untouchable".

Any critique will be viewed as "racist".

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:03 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
The lampooning of Bush and caricatures of him were ruthless.

And nearly always pretty goddam humorous, btw

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:07 pm

Tom In VA wrote:Notice the Black Man, looking like a man and the Irish dude .... McMonkey.

Shouldn't that be O'Monkey? McMonkey sounds Scottish or like something served up at an Asian fast-food restaurant.

Not surprising, though, since the Irish have been historically considered the nogs of Europe.

The lampooning of Bush and caricatures of him were ruthless.

This is the next stage in rendering Obama, everything about him, as "untouchable".

Any critique will be viewed as "racist".

True, but we're pretty much in uncharted waters here. Kinda hard for any of the previous major party candidates to claim racism, so Obama's got a lotta catchin' up to do.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:09 pm

Cuda wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:
The lampooning of Bush and caricatures of him were ruthless.
And nearly always pretty goddam humorous, btw

Indeed.

_Porter_ · Post by **_Porter_** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:16 pm

Tom In VA wrote: The lampooning of Bush and caricatures of him were ruthless.

This is the next stage in rendering Obama, everything about him, as "untouchable".

Any critique will be viewed as "racist".

All true, however, you can't make comparisons of a black man to a monkey and expect people to consider it harmless lampooning, when calling a nog a monkey was a common slur for about a century. Would you consider putting an Italian politican's face on a Guinea Pig as humorous? Sure, it is in an off-color way, but I'm sure you could understand why that would piss plenty of people off.

I find no difference in Obama's camp claiming that criticism against him is "racist" when Bush's cronies declared critism of him to be "unpatriotic" for about five years.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:48 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Tom In VA wrote:Notice the Black Man, looking like a man and the Irish dude .... McMonkey.
Shouldn't that be O'Monkey? McMonkey sounds Scottish or like something served up at an Asian fast-food restaurant.

Not surprising, though, since the Irish have been historically considered the nogs of Europe.

O, Mc and Mac are shared among Irish and Scottish both being primarily of Celtic heritage.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:56 pm

_Porter_ wrote: I find no difference in Obama's camp claiming that criticism against him is "racist" when Bush's cronies declared critism of him to be "unpatriotic" for about five years.

Bullshit. We are at war. Compare pictures of FDR, Truman, and any other President during a time of war to the ones they went out of their way to be portrayed as noble, thoughtful leaders. In some cases through the use of executive orders "cleansing" the news and whatsuch.

When your own media can be used to fuel the enemies propaganda, word for word. What do you call it ? Constructive criticism is one thing, the destructive nature of the attacks on Bush is another thing.

I suppose Hanoi Jane was a true patriot then. Meanwhile, we're going into an election year where it's a dude with known left wing radical terrorist sympathies and connections vs. a guy who when given the opportunity to bail on his countrymen, didn't.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:59 pm

Meanwhile, we're going into an election year where it's a dude with known left wing radical terrorist sympathies and connections

Sympathies and connections...those being?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:02 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
Meanwhile, we're going into an election year where it's a dude with known left wing radical terrorist sympathies and connections
Sympathies and connections...those being?

Oh shit, my bad, that wasn't the William Ayers he knew. The guy he knew is a simple man, humble man, present at the baptism of his children. A loving man, a man who would treat white people no different than any other.

My bad.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:17 pm

Has Obama expressed any sympathies with the Weathermen? Are there any but the most tenuous of connections to Ayers?

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:18 pm

Well this is available in several of the catalogs I get. Pretty sure it is a cheap Chinese casting, but only $50 so what the hell.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:25 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Has Obama expressed any sympathies with the Weathermen? Are there any but the most tenuous of connections to Ayers?

I don't know the nature of his relationship with Ayers. I know Obama has downplayed it, that's all I know.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:27 pm

Perhaps - just maybe - it's insignificant?

You really think Obama espouses the aims and methods and goals that the Weathermen espoused?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:31 pm

I'm sure that only happened after Ayers and Obama agreed on a plan of attack against America.

You guys are reaching pretty early this year. Is that even necessary? You don't think McCain can win without this kind of bullshit?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:35 pm

PSUFAN wrote:You really think Obama espouses the aims and methods and goals that the Weathermen espoused?

Has he ever admonished them?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:38 pm

PSUFAN wrote:You guys are reaching pretty early this year. Is that even necessary? You don't think McCain can win without this kind of bullshit?

1. Not reaching, just don't know. Don't I have the right to question it and the right to scrutinize the responses he gives ?

2. Of course it's necessary and standard operating procedure as well - for both parties.

3. I don't care if McCain wins or loses. Either way we get the same thing. Obama would be the more dangerous pick though because I think things would escalate.

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:41 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:You really think Obama espouses the aims and methods and goals that the Weathermen espoused?
Has he ever admonished them?

Yes

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:43 pm

JayDuck wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:You really think Obama espouses the aims and methods and goals that the Weathermen espoused?
Has he ever admonished them?
Yes

Done deal, non-issue. Right ?

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:48 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
JayDuck wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:
Has he ever admonished them?
Yes

Done deal, non-issue. Right ?

He asked a yes or no question and got a yes or no answer.

If its an issue for you, vote for McCain. Personally, I'd consider it a much lesser issue than say, Clinton's pardening of a few of the Weathermen, or McCain's Keating 5 involvement.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:56 pm

JayDuck wrote: If its an issue for you, vote for McCain.

Why are you so concerned with what I do with my vote ?

:D

Maybe I like Obama now, I mean, you've really cleared things up for me. None of his associations with anyone in particular matter, he's addressed everything comprehensively and it's all trivial benign stuff.

Can't I change ? Are you depriving me of CHANGE I CAN BELIEVE IN ?

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:03 pm

Tom In VA wrote:
JayDuck wrote: If its an issue for you, vote for McCain.
Why are you so concerned with what I do with my vote ?

I'm not. If I was, I wouldn't tell you to vote for McCain.

None of his associations with anyone in particular matter, he's addressed everything comprehensively and it's all trivial benign stuff.

They can matter to you as much as you want them to. I'd simply be more concerned with people that show a history of using their political influence to interfere with a criminal investigation, than somebody that has an association with a past criminal, who is now a prominent teacher in the area that has now been considered a good, valued member of the political community before Obama was involved with him.

As always, you are welcome to your own conclusions.

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:04 pm

mvscal wrote:
JayDuck wrote:McCain's Keating 5 involvement.
Check back in when you know what the fuck you're talking about.

Ok. I'm back. The Keating Five

Alan Cranston (D-CA), Dennis DeConcini (D-AZ), John Glenn (D-OH), John McCain (R-AZ), Donald W. Riegle (D-MI),

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:04 pm

Good work, guys. Toss this around for a few weeks, and you might have something.

WAIT!! OH NO!!!!!!!

Looks like McCain's an oriental communist leader that lives to torture POWs and subvert America.

JayDuck · Post by **JayDuck** » Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:08 pm

mvscal wrote:
JayDuck wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Check back in when you know what the fuck you're talking about.
Ok. I'm back. The Keating Five

Alan Cranston (D-CA), Dennis DeConcini (D-AZ), John Glenn (D-OH), John McCain (R-AZ), Donald W. Riegle (D-MI),
Yeah, I can tell you've really gotten to the bottom of it right there.

You're a fucking moron.

Why would I need to "get to the bottom of it" on this board? The associations and allegations themselves make him more questionable, politically, than Obama.