Have we had a Mace sighting?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:46 pm

You were warned to stay down, PSUFUCKHEAD. Now look what hath been wrought. You're an Internet Loser, too. I don't see you recovering from this until long after Tiger is back on the course.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:06 pm

After such a brutal pummeling PSU, I'd say your only salvation would be to wave the white flag, and proclaim...

"At least I'm not AP."

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:31 pm

Where the FUCK am I gonna find some white, unstained material to wave?

Oh well, at least I'm not AP...

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:32 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Where the FUCK am I gonna find some white, unstained material to wave?

Oh well, at least I'm not AP...

Well played.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:38 pm

Yeah, and when do I get to sleep on the bed?!?!

Oh well, at least I'm not AP...

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:42 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Where the FUCK am I gonna find some white, unstained material to wave?

Oh well, at least I'm not AP...

Actually, you should send me a holiday turkey this year. This place is fucking Tumbleweed Junction.

Are we done w this furious, ungodly, beatdown that you sledgehammers are doling out or do you still have some more? I'm really reeling over here.

And by reeling I mean losing interest.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:52 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Where the FUCK am I gonna find some white, unstained material to wave?

Oh well, at least I'm not AP...
Actually, you should send me a holiday turkey this year. This place is fucking Tumbleweed Junction.

Are we done w this furious, ungodly, beatdown that you sledgehammers are doling out or do you still have some more? I'm really reeling over here.

And by reeling I mean losing interest.

Too bad you're not AP.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:53 pm

BTW, PSUFUCKHEAD don't accidentally get the packages confused and send my holiday turkey to Mace and send me his Vermont Teddybear.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:02 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:Too bad you're not AP.

He is if we want him to be.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:03 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:Actually, you should send me a holiday turkey this year.

And by holiday turkey I mean crank shot.

Gobble, gobble.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:08 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:Actually, you should send me a holiday turkey this year. This place is fucking Tumbleweed Junction.

Are we done w this furious, ungodly, beatdown that you sledgehammers are doling out or do you still have some more? I'm really reeling over here.

And by reeling I mean losing interest.

So, losing interest actually means you're reeling from continuously coming back for more abuse after every post.

Check.

Contradickt yourself much?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:12 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:BTW, PSUFUCKHEAD don't accidentally get the packages confused and send my holiday turkey to Mace and send me his Vermont Teddybear.

You don't get it, do you? I'm NOT sending you any "packages".

Oh, and the "I'm about to LEAVE here" angle...always a really effective smack approach. Use it 2 or 3 more times, and we might start to believe you...or not.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:20 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Kid Nashville wrote:Actually, you should send me a holiday turkey this year. This place is fucking Tumbleweed Junction.

Are we done w this furious, ungodly, beatdown that you sledgehammers are doling out or do you still have some more? I'm really reeling over here.

And by reeling I mean losing interest.
So, losing interest actually means you're reeling from continuously coming back for more abuse after every post.

Check.

Contradickt yourself much?

Seriously. Watching dudes from an all male comprised message board create threads crying for the return of a missing poster is really very touching. I admire that you're secure enough in your masculinity that you can show your cyber love for other men on the internet.

Seriously. I don't really think you guys are gay or anything.

I just think you deeply care for one another.

seriously

:fags

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:23 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Kid Nashville wrote:Actually, you should send me a holiday turkey this year. This place is fucking Tumbleweed Junction.

Are we done w this furious, ungodly, beatdown that you sledgehammers are doling out or do you still have some more? I'm really reeling over here.

And by reeling I mean losing interest.
So, losing interest actually means you're reeling from continuously coming back for more abuse after every post.

Check.

Contradickt yourself much?
Seriously. Watching dudes from an all male comprised message board create threads crying for the return of a missing poster is really very touching. I admire that you're secure enough in your masculinity that you can show your cyber love for other men on the internet.

Seriously. I don't really think you guys are gay or anything.

I just think you deeply care for one another.

seriously

:fags

Says the Dick Pic Solicitor General.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:23 pm

What's up, KN? I thought you were clouds above banal homosmack? Or are you just satirizing us?

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:24 pm

And here I thought the homosmack was wearing thin. Guess not.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:28 pm

I admire that you're secure enough in your masculinity that you can show your cyber love for other men on the internet.

You just need to parade your orientation in our faces, don't you? Our tolerance has limits, fairy.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:32 pm

Nope, KidNutsack

Smackie Chan wrote:And here I thought the homosmack was wearing thin. Guess not.

Nope, not as far as KN is concerned. He's wearing his homosmack like a rainbow-colored flag.

Go ahead and wave away Kid, celebrate your phallus worship with pride.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:35 pm

It's only worn thin when directed his way. When it's outgoing, it's way phat.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:01 pm

Guys, don't you get it? KN's GONE.

Now that he's let up, let's talk about our healing strategies:

-If Dan Vogel has gained any wisdom from meeting with a relationship therapist, he'll need to check in with it. Maybe he hasn't learned shit, and VogelSpouse is still filling her orifices with Fed organs ...he can at least ape the therapist's mannerisms.
-I hope everyone jotted down some of KN's witticisms. Mgo will be forming committees to study them, so that when someone stages the next Smackoff, Oneboarders will stand a chance.
-judging from the server logs, 36% of us pm'ed KN the cock pics he demanded, and Smackie's still in the muscle T in front of the webcam. We're going to have to set higher compliance goals - that is IF KN ever returns. At this point, it looks like he's not coming back...until someone asks about Mace again, at least.
-KN stepped in here and dropped some pretty biting gloss on a few of our regulars. Is there any among us that can get together that kind of game, so that next time we're better able to stay afloat under the weight of his Smack Prowess?
-at least we're not AP.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:12 pm

I miss Mace.

/s/
The fags of T1B

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:15 pm

I will go at it until I strangle myself in a panty hammock drinking Keystone Lights

Well...at least KN ain't AP.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:20 pm

Interesting points PSUFAN, yet I have some questions and concerns:

How are we going to be able to continue to create and bring the funnay, without the wisdom and satire that only a KidNashville can bring? Bereft of his input, how can T1B survive? Who will step up to replace KidSmackMaster?

Who dammit, who?

And, could this be any worse? Could he be an AP?

:shudder:

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:36 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:How are we going to be able to continue to create and bring the funnay, without the wisdom and satire that only a KidNashville can bring? Bereft of his input, how can T1B survive? Who will step up to replace KidSmackMaster?

Who dammit, who?

I nominate TiC.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:41 pm

PSUFAN wrote:At this point, it looks like he's not coming back...until someone asks about Mace again, at least.

In the next post, Kid Nitwit wrote:I miss Mace.

Guess you were right PUS. And unlike Jeopardy, it didn't even need to be phrased in the form of a question.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:02 pm

Let me see if I've got this recap straight...

-A thread was started inquiring about a regular who hasn't posted in weeks - who happens to live in or near a flood-damaged area

-KN suddenly rose from the ashes because the word "Mace" lit up his monitor

-KN was outted as a crank-gazing weirdo, but struck back with the defense of: "Why would I ask for cock shots when I can cruise for them on the internet?"

-KN received barrage of punches, and let his distaste for homosmack be known

-KN ran homosmack

That about right?

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:16 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Let me see if I've got this recap straight...

-A thread was started inquiring about a regular who hasn't posted in weeks - who happens to live in or near a flood-damaged area

Maybe his beard found his NAMBLA Platinum Online Membership. Maybe he's trying to keep her from cleaning his clock in divorce court or his employer from seeing his deviant online activity. Therefore he doesn't need to be seen cavorting w fellow members, errrrr, T1B.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:44 pm

His "beard"...WTF are you talking about?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:51 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
poptart wrote:'PSUFUCKHEAD' is destined to be, IMO, the DiMaggio 61 game hitting streak of message board blasts.

Currently instructing grandkids to monitor that throughout their lives and see if it's been touched.
Did you mean the DiMaggio 56 game hitting streak? Been away from American baseball too long?

Whoooops ...

Fugged that one up.

At least I'm not AP.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:58 pm

Take a victory lap, Dinsdale.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:00 am

Rack 'tart.

Indeed, Dins was on fiya today.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:20 am

PSUFAN wrote:His "beard"...WTF are you talking about?

Are you married or have a girlfriend? Well that's how your friends (I'm assuming you have at least one or two of the carbon based variety) refer to her behind your back.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:22 am

I don't understand, nincompoop.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:10 am

PSUFAN wrote:I don't understand, nincompoop.

No shit. Evidently only cock penetrates that canned ham you got bouncing around on your pencil neck. You probably didn't know that badass, pussy gettin, coiffure you used to rock was quietly given a name by the rest of society. So how long did you keep it after you learned it was deemed "the mullet"?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:03 am

You probably didn't know that badass, pussy gettin, coiffure you used to rock was quietly given a name by the rest of society. So how long did you keep it after you learned it was deemed "the mullet"?

FUCK! He's smacking again. HEADS UP!!

What the fuck is a "beard", ASS?

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:55 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
What the fuck is a "beard", ASS?

Stop it. Seriously. I'm getting embarrassed for you. I don't what's more cringe inducing. Watching a bunch of cyber fistfuckers stalk a missing member of this board, or watching you try and troll for a smack H-Bomb that you've drafted up and probably test run in the mirror.

Seriously, try and maintain some dignity.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:25 pm

Urban Dictionary wrote:A women who goes on a date with a gay man to mask the fact that he is gay.

Jesus! Don't tell me you expected us to get your fruit lingo references? What the fuck...any other Castro slang you want to sling on us?

So:

-A thread was started inquiring about a regular who hasn't posted in weeks - who happens to live in or near a flood-damaged area

-KN suddenly rose from the ashes because the word "Mace" lit up his monitor

-KN was outted as a crank-gazing weirdo, but struck back with the defense of: "Why would I ask for cock shots when I can cruise for them on the internet?"

-KN received barrage of punches, and let his distaste for homosmack be known

-KN ran homosmack

-KN smacked us with a "rainbow" lifestyle reference - that he had to explain to us before we felt the burn

For a purse-swinging, cockpic-begging webcam fiend, you sure are intolerant

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:27 pm

Yes, how many plungers will it take till kid knows
that the nerves in his asshole have died?

hahahaha!!

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:47 pm

R-Jack just swept the leg.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:28 pm

RumpleForeskin wrote:R-Jack just swept the leg.

FTFY