Au revio- Aufwieders-...aw, screw it...Later

[Mister Bushice]

Hey, I'll give Dins props for the 1st original and funny anti-AP thing in almost a year or however long.

go ahead and say it - even YOU don't want to be AP.

The nutsack remoras have been grateful to him. Right Bushice?

give a look around at our posting history. I'd hardly be defined as a dinsdale nutsack remora. Not even close.

but rack him for the concept, and everyone who ran with it.

[PSUFAN]

KN used it, I figured it was tight smack.

[Smackie Chan]

KN used it, I figured it was tight smack.

Tight? I'll take your word for it.

Smack? Bwaa

[OCmike]

A little bird told me the leader of the spam nation bumped my non-retirement thread. Guess you needed to pad your post total, eh, Dins? Mvscal and BSmack starting to catch up. Four words for ya: La-hoo-za-her.

As long as I'm here, I'd like to add that your song parody was fucking pathetic. Even Weird Al Yankovic was embarrassed by you changing one word per stanza and pretending like it's your own composition. You didn't even follow the rhyme or measure of the song, for Christ's sake! Fukkin' amateurs...

Allow me to take 15 minutes out of my evening and show you how it's properly done.

There's a lady who's sure
That that tubby guy is bald
And she's trying to get away from Dinsdale

When she sees him she knows
when the bars are all closed
That fat turd will try to get what he came for

Oooh ooh oooh
Ooooh oooh
Oooooh oh
And she's trying to get away from Dinsdale

His jean shorts show his balls
He thinks he flaunts to be sure
Cause you know sometimes nerds're self-demeaning

He sees her turn and look
His is wrong, but he thinks:
In his web she is caught and she'll give in

Wooo ooo ooo
Oooooo oooooo
And she's trying to get away from Dinsdale

There's a feeling she gets
When he ogles her breasts
And her fear it is screaming to leave here
Quite distraught that she's seen
That small joke in his jeans
And rejoices the bouncer is looking


Wooo ooo ooo
Oooooo oooooo
And she's trying to get away from Dinsdale


That bald lisper will soon
Think his gut makes her swoon
But his ripe pits will soon get her heaving.
He bends down, pants withdrawn
shows his leopard print thong
And the bar walls then echo with laughter

That pack of hotdogs behind your head bro
Causes her alarm now
Its like a dirt road for an ATV

Yes he is so fat that he rubs thighs
Squishes his dong and
Sweats till his thong it corrodes and's gone

And it makes her wonder.

Her eyes are rolling but he wont go
I guess he don't know
Fat, bald and drunk make his chances slim
Dear lady, Dins says his speech is slurred-slow,
"Hey did you know
Your beer was brewed in the U&L"

He slaps her backside and she explodes
By his plaid shirt collar she grabs that troll
This ain't no lady he soon knows
Dins shakes with fright and wants to go
How could everything have gone so wrong
I think forever he'll be scarred
She-dude then reaches down his ass
Grabs Dins's thong and torques his balls
It kicks his cock and down he goes.

[RumpleForeskin]

PSU, I think this needs to be stored away in the vault. Mr. Benedict's stuff.

[Dinstale]

A little bird told me the leader of the spam nation bumped my non-retirement thread. Guess you needed to pad your post total, eh, Dins? Mvscal and BSmack starting to catch up. Four words for ya: La-hoo-za-her.

Oh... so now you're "smacking" MY lyrical stanzas? Do you even KNOW what a stanza is? You probably think a "stanza" was a charachter on Seinfeld back in the day. To help you out here, I'll c&p something that must be your cell phone ringtone.



Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....