Pitiful Birthday Post

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:27 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:toejam

Nasty, nasty condition. Don't bust out any SEC schedules, or the irritation will become worse.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:33 pm

hey chip!!!!!

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:37 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:...still poundin' the little lady. I am fuckin' invincible! Torn rotator cuffs, tumor in spine, degenerative disk disease, goin' today to find out if I have damn skin cancer, toejam, boogers, halitosis, arthritis...FUCK 'EM ALL! Nothing can stop me!

'cept maybe that no refills on the viagra prescription.

Jsc's Deathbed · Post by **Jsc's Deathbed** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:37 pm

bbqjones wrote:hey chip!!!!!

Lay off. He's resting.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:44 pm

Happy Birthday Sam!

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:51 pm

Rack another birthday Sam---
"we gots to know"---how many revolutions around the sun ??

I'm just the opposite of you and Jsc---went to a dermatologist here when I got a real itchy rash and wanted some alleviation stronger than what I could get at CVS. They ask me if I'm taking any medications---- I tell them only a cod liver oil cap once a day. They ask who is my "primary physician"-- I tell them I don't have one.
"Knock on wood" !

BTW--you back on your bike for a summer PET ??

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:55 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:How sad is it to come in here and say, "Hey! It's my birthday."?

Not sad at all. Any day above ground is a good one.

Congrats.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:00 pm

Happy birthday, Sam. You pathetic little attention whore.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:06 pm

Happy Birthday Sam. How often are you "able" to pound the little lady. My old man wants to know.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:18 pm

trev wrote:How often are you "able" to pound the little lady.

Every time the bitch gets out of line. Duh.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:18 pm

Happy Birthday, Sam.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:27 pm

Happy Birthday Sam. I have to ask though ....

Is all this due to diet or genetics ?

Hope you stay invincible. I spent Sunday in "God's Waiting Room" visiting my grandfather, looks like getting old is a real bitch.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:39 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Goobs, hell, I am an attention whore. Always will be.

Sam,

I meant it in the best possible way. Take care of yourself, sonny.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:27 pm

trev wrote:Happy Birthday Sam. How often are you "able" to pound the little lady. My old man wants to know.

trev is Mrs. Lagos? Who knew?

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:34 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
trev wrote:Happy Birthday Sam. How often are you "able" to pound the little lady. My old man wants to know.
trev is Mrs. Lagos? Who knew?

Um, no. I only do studs. You should know that.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:36 pm

Happy b-day Sam. You're about 10 months ahead of me, and your list of aches and pains sounds awfully familiar.

And RACK you wife for letting you loose. If I ever climbed on a bike I'd prolly be divorced within a week. The OL's years as a nurse in a physical rehab center prolly has something to do with that attitude.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:55 pm

Up your life insurance Mikey, I'm sure the wife would actually buy the motorcycle for you.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:54 pm

Sudden Sam wrote: Wolfman, I was hoping to ride the Natchez Trace this summer and document it with a PET. I've been discouraged by folks who have told me the speed limit is 45 the entire way! .

I've driven a good portion of the Natchez trace trail. It's a beautiful scenic ride, but you don't have much choice for your speed limit along many sections because it's one lane each direction for the most part, curvy, with double yellow stripes through a lot of those areas. Then you'll always get some 54 year old asshole going 39 MPH in front of you that you can't pass. You know how old people are. :twisted:

I would wait until the fall, though. The heat index is lower, the traffic is less, and the colors are awesome.

Happy Birthday fiddy-something. :)

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:10 pm

I'm a big big fan of the Jsc's Deathbed. Been rooting for him for years. My friend lived next door the the troll owner's aunts neighbor's friend, so I really have a strong connection to him.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:26 pm

trev wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:
trev wrote:Happy Birthday Sam. How often are you "able" to pound the little lady. My old man wants to know.
trev is Mrs. Lagos? Who knew?
Um, no. I only do studs. You should know that.

Ok, I'll bite, since no one else could bring themselves to.

Why should he know that you only DO studs? What haven't you been telling us, trev?

How many studs have you done, how often, and I suppose most importantly from your standpoint, how BIG are these studs?

Have you been filling up PUS's in-box with lusty PM's desiring a threesome, or God forbid (willing), double penetrations? Do you consider PUS a stud, and do the skidmarks count for bonus points in your estimation?

Yes, I know that's a whole lot of questions, but much like your old man, T1B wants to know.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:43 pm

Dude...she's seen my ass. Nothing there that a baby wipe can't take care of.

You...? You're built like a fucking coat hanger. She wants her anatomy penetrated, not dental-flossed, Mr. 2 Dimensions.

Maybe she can look past all of that, though...I'm sure she finds your IKYABWAI downright fucking alluring.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:48 pm

War Wagon wrote:how BIG are these studs?

Hoo boy. Somebody got a sig.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:49 pm

Wow. Who knew what'd get Wags all hot and bothered?

Careful, fellas. Ceiling Wags is watching you.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:35 pm

War Wagon wrote: how BIG are these studs?

Another meatgazer?

KidWagsville?

:shudder:

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:40 pm

trev has been pleasuring herself with a 2 x 6?

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:17 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Careful, fellas. Ceiling Wags is watching you.

Good idea. Long as you don't care about the theft.

:)

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:27 pm

Ceiling Wags?!?!?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:34 pm

PSUFAN wrote:She wants her anatomy penetrated...

Let's allow trev to speak for herself, unless you're privy to some additional information.

I'm sure she finds your IKYABWAI downright fucking alluring.

ouch with the trite euphemisms. Musta' struck a nerve.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:40 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Careful, fellas. Ceiling Wags is watching you.
Good idea. Long as you don't care about the theft.

:)

DAMMIT! I couldn't find the pic, myself. Good get.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:56 pm

You mean that exists somewhere?

I just made that one. :)

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:23 am

*low wave*

Happy Birthday, Sam!

Ever think of riding out west?

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:08 am

War Wagon wrote:T1B wants to know.

I pick and choose those who want to know. Most of T1B already knows.

Now, this is a Sam birthday thread, let's not tard it up.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:56 am

trev wrote: I pick and choose those who want to know. Most of T1B already knows.

You picked and chose that I'd want to know? Woah, I musta' just entered The Matrix.

Well then Trinity, since this is all predetermined and stuff, no harm in spilling the juicy details to those outside the neural net you've cast. Who's the lucky Neo?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:21 am

War Wagon wrote:
trev wrote: I pick and choose those who want to know. Most of T1B already knows.
You picked and chose that I'd want to know? Woah, I musta' just entered The Matrix.

Well then Trinity, since this is all predetermined and stuff, no harm in spilling the juicy details to those outside the neural net you've cast. Who's the lucky Neo?

Good God, Whitey, you're fucking desperate.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:32 am

Shaddup Goobs, I wasn't talking to you.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:35 am

War Wagon wrote:Shaddup Goobs, I wasn't talking to you.

Oh, so at least you're not gay.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:54 am

Not "desperate" either. How you arrived at that conclusion is puzzling. I'm just razzing trev, not trying to have cyber sex with her.

Jeebus, some of you guys are being over protective. trev can take care of herself.

So kindly fuck off.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:13 am

Dinsdale wrote:I'm a big big fan of the Jsc's Deathbed.

How could you not be... it's a win, win.

A guy with a fondness for homo's, and a lawyer that looks at a decapitated kid's head as a way for someone to make some money.

Dinsdale wrote:Been rooting for him for years.

Odds are..... so has Jsc.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:57 am

War Wagon wrote:Not "desperate" either. How you arrived at that conclusion is puzzling.

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PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:59 pm

good work, beat me to it.