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MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:46 am

That's right, folks. We need to omit one, possibly two posters from the T1B Suck-Off. So we've decided to allow the open spot(s) to be determined by you, the public.

Simply log in and post two names. Everyone is allowed to vote, even Suck-Off participants.

Troll votes will not be counted.

Go.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:10 am

Here the list, to assist:

American League

Suckalicious Division
Derron
War Wagon
Toddowen
Morte

Sucktastic Division
The Big Pickle
Wolfman
Revlimiter
BSmack

Scrotum Sucking Division
Bobby42
Sirfindafold
Papa Willie
Adelpiero

National League

Suckaholic Division
Jerkovich
ADAM
Neely8
smackaholic

Sucksational Division
LTS TRN 2
Kid Nashville
Moving Sale
Cuda

Suckulent Division
.m2
XXXL
LoganFan
ChargerMike

My two votes
Smackaholic
ChargerMike

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:15 am

Perhaps I should've been more clear?

Bushice, we need to replace two people from the pool. Said replacements cannot be posters who are already on the list.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:15 am

ChargerMike: OUT

Mad Russian: IN

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:16 am

You will not get a vote for who you want OUT. This has already been predetermined. Please just keep your votes for who you'd like IN.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:21 am

C-Mike doesn't belong on here.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:33 am

That's right, folks. We need to omit one, possibly two posters from the T1B Suck-Off.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Perhaps I should've been more clear?

Bushice, we need to replace two people from the pool. Said replacements cannot be posters who are already on the list.

It said omit, not replace, so I omitted.

Replace? Diogenes.

Have to think on #2.

RumpleForeskin · Post by **RumpleForeskin** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:49 am

Dallas Fanatic?Dude's myopia should be a shoe in for a competition like this.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:55 am

Mister Bushice wrote: Have to think on #2.

Don't strain your groin doing so, cunt.

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Easy answer to the posed question.

lil' ms. Bitchice
Gobbles McTuber

oh hell, it's not so easy...

throw Gay in AZ. in there as well

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:13 am

You go, whitey. You'll win this fucker yet.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:15 am

Pretty much what I'll do is piss on your cuntflaps while they try to glide in for a safe landing.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:22 am

KC Scott wrote:C-Mike doesn't belong on here.

I dunno. His post about all the fags who cheer for the Dolts and their tats had a lot of suck to it. The Suck Police forum has noted this which ultimately got him on "the list" of SUCK.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:24 am

By the way, Mgo Commish, let me know if leaking news from The Suck Police forum is contraband here. I didn't think the previous post was out of bounds.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:42 am

IndyFrisco wrote:By the way, Mgo Commish, let me know if leaking news from The Suck Police forum is contraband here. I didn't think the previous post was out of bounds.

Oh dear.. some disension within the ranks? Seems this well oiled machine is needing some WD-40.

Divide and conquer.

I'll have every last one of you admin bitches doing shit post push-ups... immediately.

Drop and give me 20.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:42 am

War Wagon wrote: Easy answer to the posed question.

lil' ms. Bitchice
Gobbles McTuber

oh hell, it's not so easy...

throw Gay in AZ. in there as well

I didn't realize the question was "Who has most badly abused a particular Suck-Off participant?" Good answer, Whitey.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:53 am

"Sucking" and "Goobs" just go hand in hand... you knew I'd want to share the lime light wid my buds.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:08 am

War Wagon wrote:"Sucking" and "Goobs" just go hand in hand.

There's an awful lot of ladies in front of you, Whitey. I guess we'll just put "persistence" right up there behind "restraint".

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:13 am

Suckalicious Division
Derron
War Wagon
Toddowen
Morte

this is like the "Murderers Row" of suckitude

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:09 am

IndyFrisco wrote:I dunno. His post about all the fags who cheer for the Dolts and their tats had a lot of suck to it. The Suck Police forum has noted this which ultimately got him on "the list" of SUCK.

CMike is MIV-Positive (Myopic Idiot Virus), a virus all of us fans unfortunately carry around.

Perhaps his virus became activated the day he thought it wise to try to fly like Evel.

Shit, his brain must have rattled around his skull like a Montebello dollar store in a 7.4.

A little slack.

Quality guy, solid poster for many years, imo.

There are a couple others I'd scratch, but his name is the first one that jumps out at me.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:09 pm

poptart wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:I dunno. His post about all the fags who cheer for the Dolts and their tats had a lot of suck to it. The Suck Police forum has noted this which ultimately got him on "the list" of SUCK.
CMike is MIV-Positive (Myopic Idiot Virus), a virus all of us fans unfortunately carry around.

Perhaps his virus became activated the day he thought it wise to try to fly like Evel.

Shit, his brain must have rattled around his skull like a Montebello dollar store in a 7.4.

A little slack.

Quality guy, solid poster for many years, imo.

There are a couple others I'd scratch, but his name is the first one that jumps out at me.

Think of it this way. The NCAA CBB Tourney. A few teams get in that may or may not belong there and are usually taken to task and ousted right away. Then again, sometimes one of them makes a little bit of a run for Cinderfuckinrella.

Likewise, the Suck Off has posters who may or may not belong there. If they don't belong there, then they should be ousted right away. However, if they go on a run of Suck, they could be Banderfuckinrella.

Posting pics of fat dudes flexing their biceps sporting faggoty fukken tats and calling that BODE...well, sounds like a lot of Suck to me. I don't speak for the whole panel. Just my 2 cents, though. I know many amongst us share the same sentiment, though. If he's good peeps, he should have no worries.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:25 pm

Diogenes

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:28 pm

Let the Sucking ensue unabated.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:33 pm

Ever wonder how the term 'suck' came to this meaning?
I mean, getting sucked off is a good thing no? Well....it should be anyway.
A vacuum sucking does good things.
Sucking the grease from a pound of bacon has to be pretty damn good (didn't wanna leave you out, Spray

)
Wonder where it shifted to mean something bad, unwanted, less than good, horrible, pathetic, etc.........
The Padres haven't always sucked, so they can't be the reason.
It's been around since before Adam and I were posting on the interwebs.......

This is damn ponderous

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:37 pm

Would the Padres even exist if Logan Fan didn't constantly refer to them in his innumerable posts?

I swear, the last 500 times I saw the word "Padres" came in the fom of Log On fan's spamposts.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:40 pm

Oooh ... FUCK ...

If Loganfan is going to 'bring it' today, then I move that a *WARNING* be posted on the Index page.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:43 pm

Well shit.....ESPN has trouble talking about any team west of the 314, so somebody has to keep bringing them up.

I'm gonna be pretty busy for most of the day, poptart.....I wouldn't worry about it. Really just popped in to wish everybody a splendid Friday and a weekend full of mirth and good cheer

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:44 pm

Loganfan wrote:Ever wonder how the term 'suck' came to this meaning?

No.

Andy Rooney impersonation: D-

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:32 pm

Here's how the voting looks so far. Keep voting, everyone.

Diogenes - 2
DallasFanatic - 1
Mister Bushice - 1
Goober McTuber - 1
MadRussian - 1

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:58 pm

No question in my mind that ChargerMike should never have made the list. If I have to add a second name for removal, go with Adelpiero.

Replacements are easy.

Mad Russian and Risa.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:01 pm

Diogenes - gotta be top three in masters of suck

Mad Russian - just because

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:10 pm

Since Diogenes is irregular in his posting, I can understand how this oversight could happen for such an obvious choice.

But frankly, I'm curious what kind of drugs the Deciders were on when compiling this list.

Must have been some high doses of it regardless, which is the only possible explaination how Bushice's name didn't make multiple divisions.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:24 pm

But frankly, I'm curious what kind of drugs the Deciders were on when compiling this list.

Nothing but the best in the War Room. It'd make a 70s Portland Dead show look like the cough medicine aisle at Walgreens.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:28 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Nothing but the best

Sin,

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:30 pm

Yeah, who am I kidding. It's a tapped keg of Beast Lite and cheap cubans. It took three of us to keep wolfman from busting through the door.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:04 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:It took three of us to keep wolfman from busting through the door.

Were their names Logic, Reason, and Humor?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:22 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:It took three of us to keep wolfman from busting through the door.

Were their names Logic, Reason, and Humor?

Close - we drafted Team Nutsack for the purpose. Their sensibilities appear to be impermeable.

Vote: Logon Fan

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:42 pm

Diogenes.

Hey, I finally made a list! Maybe?1?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:10 pm

As chairman of the selection committee, I'd like to go over a few things and hopefully shed some light on the process.

There were 24 spots to fill. You'd think, considering this place, that filling 24 spots of suck would be an easy task. After about #18 or so, it became difficult. Needless to say there might be a few names on this list that don't necessarily deserve to be. ChargerMike was sitting on the bubble and was one of the last to make it in.

Keep in mind though that any names you feel are an indicator of inaccuracy, well, they'll likely be removed in the early rounds. Nevertheless, all 24 spots had to be filled. I predict we'll see this thing play out naturally, with few upsets.

Now, I'd like to take this time to post a portion of the chat log taken from the War Room:

Decider 1: ChargerMike...he doesn't "suck" per se, he just hasn't posted a single memorable thing in over a decade. That's GOT to warrant some consideration.

Decider 3: If Risa didn't get banned, this would be a fuck of a lot easier and we could all be sipping mai tai's, legs kicked up at the beach right now.

Decider 7: Hey guys, what's for dinner?

Decider 2: Shut the fuck up, #7.

Decider 5: Papa Willie - he's really cleaned up his act lately. Should we remove him?

Decider 4: Yeah, what's with the multi year hatred of him? Shouldn't we just let it go? Let's stop 'sessin.

Decider 6: What about AP? That seems like an obvious choice.

Decider 2: I wouldn't think for a second about banning that guy. He provides more belly laughs than a Moorese post...albeit with a completely different approach.

Decider 7: You guys hungry?

Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP, #7!

Decider 4: How about Dio?

Decider 5: Not bad. He bolds his posts to lure you away from his idiocy.

Decider 7: Hey guys, I think we should remove .m2 and Nick Frisco.

The entire room:

Decider 1: Give me your clearance card. And get the fuck out. Now.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:15 pm

Deciders 4 and 5 are obviously gay. Or democraps.

I nominate KC Scott.

And MGO for starting this thread.

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:07 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:It took three of us to keep wolfman from busting through the door.

Were their names Logic, Reason, and Humor?
Close - we drafted Team Nutsack for the purpose. Their sensibilities appear to be impermeable.

Vote: Logon Fan

I liked you better when you posted as ERRRRRR