I called my shot,

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I called my shot,

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and how does it taste....?


Cam wrote:My fucking Rays will win 80 games this year..... :oops: Now I know that may sound low, but that will be the best ever season for the Ray. We will beat both The O's and The Jays record wise and will have the AL Rookie of the year in Evan Longoria.....

It is hard to argue with the off season changes we have made this year. We trade for a great young arm, Garza, who will be our #3 pitcher, signed percival as our closer and also signed Cliff Floyd and Eric hinske for depth. I still think we will sign 1-2 FA pitchers... Not to mention the massive amount of pitching prospect talent that we have.....

We also finally traded for a real SS and we have one of the better 2b in the Al.... we also resigned Carlos Pena, who finished 2nd only to Arod in the AL with 46 homeruns.

Not to mention that fact that the Spankees and the Crapsox are our bitches....

Some one please tell me other wise?????
Because according to ESPN's week 8 power rankings, The rays are owning it.....
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Rays ranked 3rd

2008 Power Rankings: May 16
RK LW RANK TEAM REC COMMENT
1 2 Diamondbacks 26-15 The D-backs' hottest hitter in May has been an unlikely source, catcher Chris Snyder (.438 BA, 1.238 OPS).
2 9 Cubs 25-16 Ted Lilly is flowering in May: The left-hander is 3-0 with a 3.60 ERA and has walked just four while striking out 25.
3 12 Rays 24-17 James Shields has given up only one home run -- a solo shot -- in his past seven starts (47 innings pitched).
4 13 Astros 24-18 How hot is Lance Berkman? He's got 28 hits, 13 of them for extra bases, in his last 46 at-bats for a .609 average during the 12-game span.
5 1 Athletics 23-19 Rookie Daric Barton went 1-for-16 as the A's were shut out three times in their last six games.
6 11 Marlins 23-17 Mark Hendrickson already has more wins this season (five) than he had all of 2007 (four).
7 17 Indians 22-19 It's not all Cliff Lee. Indians starters have a 0.16 ERA (one run in 55 1/3 innings) over the last seven games.
8 7 Phillies 23-19 Brett Myers has allowed the most home runs (15) in the majors, and has a 7.62 ERA in his past five starts.
9 3 Red Sox 24-19 Jacoby Ellsbury is a perfect 24-for-24 on stolen-base chances in his career, including 15-for-15 in 2008.
10 6 Angels 24-19 With Chone Figgins on the DL, Reggie Willits and Gary Matthews Jr. have combined to go 4-for-20 in the leadoff spot.
11 5 Dodgers 21-19 Turnaround time? Andruw Jones has three hits in his last nine at-bats, with a HR, two RBIs and only one K.
12 4 Cardinals 24-19 Izzy gonna close again? He has now blown five saves as the closer and one as a set-up man.
13 8 Braves 20-20 The Braves are an impressive 10 games over .500 at home, but are a poor 10 games under .500 on the road.
14 16 White Sox 20-20 Thanks, D-backs. Carlos Quentin leads the AL in home runs (10) and ranks second in RBIs (34) and slugging (.581).
15 10 Mets 20-19 Chants of "fire Willie, fire Willie" could soon start from the Shea Stadium faithful if the Mets continue their uninspired play.
16 15 Blue Jays 21-22 Shaun Marcum is third in the AL with a 2.22 ERA, and has allowed two or fewer runs in six of his past seven starts.
17 19 Orioles 21-19 Jay Payton has gotten more than half of his RBIs (11) against the Red Sox (six) this season.
18 20 Pirates 20-21 Opponents are batting .304 against Pirates starters, who have the third-worst ERA (5.49) in the majors.
19 14 Twins 20-20 Livan Hernandez, who has won six of his nine starts, is getting lots of run support -- almost eight runs a game.
20 18 Yankees 20-22 Mike Mussina has allowed only six walks in nine starts, and is unbeaten in his past five starts.
21 23 Rangers 20-22 Josh Hamilton has 13 multiple-RBI games in 2008, the most in the majors.
22 21 Brewers 20-21 Having played less than the equivalent of a full season in the majors, Ryan Braun inks an extension for $45 million. Wow.
23 25 Royals 19-21 Could closer Joakim Soria be an effective starter? Catcher John Buck thinks so. Soria has yet to allow a run in 17 appearances this season.
24 26 Reds 18-23 First baseman Joey Votto leads all rookies in home runs (. He's got a dozen in his first 61 big league games.
25 22 Nationals 18-24 Jon Rauch has given up one run in his last 16 outings, during which time he's 8-for-9 in save opportunities.
26 27 Mariners 16-26 Second baseman Jose Lopez has a seven-game hitting streak and is hitting .429 during that span (12-for-28).
27 24 Tigers 16-25 Justin Verlander's strange trip continues. He has one win, a 6.05 ERA and the Tigers are averaging just 2.29 runs per game when he starts.
28 29 Giants 17-25 Welcome back, Omar Vizquel. The venerable defensive whiz has hit .444 in his first five games of '08.
29 28 Rockies 15-26 The Rockies miss Troy Tulowitzki, but Clint Barmes has been a worthy replacement (.421 in May and only one error).
30 30 Padres 15-27 With the Padres going 4-9 in May so far, they haven't gotten much help from their ace, Jake Peavy (1-2, 5.17 ERA).
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Re: I called my shot,

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Still a long way to go. Cam, but rack the Rays for pwning the AL East for the first quarter of the season.
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My team is a bunch of overpaid bums...I like the way the Rays are handling their business. RACK them on their strong start.
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so.......... We are now 17 days away from the allstar break. and the Rays are 16 games over .500.......... I just want to remind you all that i called it..........bitches
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I don't think too many people argued against them being vastly improved, "Cam."

However, you did eat serious cock regarding your revisionist history and the success ""you" have enjoyed over the years against teams in "your" division:::

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Cam wrote: Not to mention that fact that the Spankees and the Crapsox are our bitches....

Some one please tell me other wise?????


Red Sux vs Tampa season splits:

2002: 16-3
2003: 12-7
2004: 14-5
2005: 13-6
2006: 10-9
2007: 13-5

Last 6 years:
Red Sux -- 78
Tampa -- 35

WP: .690

If by "bitches" you mean, "he Red Sux take us to the woodshed every year and assrape our cocksuckers", then yes... The Sux are your "bitches."




I look forward to your next post sometime in August. Thanks...
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really, thats all you have to say...
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Cam wrote:really, thats all you have to say...
No, dude. I have tons more. When you make your next some time around Labor Day, I will unload. Have a nice summer. Good to see you.
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OK, come out from behind the troll, AP.

Raydouche: THE RAYS PWN!!!! THE SUX!!!!!

Suxfan: Uhm, actually, here's the records for the entire history of the matchup, and not so much... you're pretty much a fucking idiot with no idea what you're talking about, which statistics clearly verify.

Raydouche: So, that's all you got? That I'm an idiot, ignorant, and/or a liar?




Fucking awesome.


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Is Cam a reincarnation of the Blue Eyed Bandit?

RACK! the Rays nonetheless.
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Was at the Monday game and while the cowbells can be VERY annoying, they certainly did the job. And the Red Sux fans that were in attendance were the among some of the biggest groups of jackass fans I have ever ran into at a sporting event. Rack the sweep...
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Fuck the cowbells. I was there for the first sweep in April and those damned cowbells are the reason the Tampa Bay tourism department didn't get my money this weekend. Okay, cash was a bit tight this time around, but those cowbells still suck. I mean shit, at least the Rays pitchers could have struck out 10 Sox so I could get a damn free pizza. FUCKERS :evil:
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ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:I don't think too many people argued against them being vastly improved, "Cam."

However, you did eat serious cock regarding your revisionist history and the success ""you" have enjoyed over the years against teams in "your" division:::

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Cam wrote: Not to mention that fact that the Spankees and the Crapsox are our bitches....

Some one please tell me other wise?????


Red Sux vs Tampa season splits:

2002: 16-3
2003: 12-7
2004: 14-5
2005: 13-6
2006: 10-9
2007: 13-5

Last 6 years:
Red Sux -- 78
Tampa -- 35

WP: .690

If by "bitches" you mean, "he Red Sux take us to the woodshed every year and assrape our cocksuckers", then yes... The Sux are your "bitches."




I look forward to your next post sometime in August. Thanks...
Nice to see that I am not the only one who cringes when sports fans break out the "we" bullshit. My best friend does that shit shamelessly and I will have to fight him over it someday.

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smackaholic wrote:Nice to see that I am not the only one who cringes when sports fans break out the "we" bullshit.

Nope, you're not the only tard.


See, as long as me and mine are FUCKING FINANCING THE ENTIRE OPERATION, it very definitely is "we."

The Day Paul Allen or anyone else starts ponying up free tix to everyone out of pure generosity, it then becomes "they."


And since ownership and management of my lone local team makes it clear to everyone that it's "we" and not "they," I guess I'll roll with it.


I feel kinda sorry for anyone that doesn't "get it," actually.
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Got nothing to do with finances, skippy. Infact, as far as I am concerned even Paul Allen looks like a gravytraining tard when he says we.

It just smacks of gravytraining in the worst way, IMHO.

If you have something directly to do with what happens on the field, you are part of the we. This includes the team roster and coaches.

But then again, you seem to enjoy crediting yourself through association. It's how you roll, I guess. Why should it be any different with athletic teams.
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Anything that is part of a community is usually referred to as "we" or "our". I know with smaller communities, everything is considered a part of them. In Green Bay's case, you can definitely say "we" with the Packers since the city owns the team. For people from a state or a city with a team saying "we" is really know different than saying "our government" or "our schools" or "our streets and roads". It's part of the community and the people take some ownership to it because they spend money on it. I don't find myself saying "we" quite as much as I used to because I find it kind of strange to say it but when someone else says it, I don't correct them.
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Shoalzie wrote:Anything that is part of a community is usually referred to as "we" or "our". I know with smaller communities, everything is considered a part of them. In Green Bay's case, you can definitely say "we" with the Packers since the city owns the team. For people from a state or a city with a team saying "we" is really know different than saying "our government" or "our schools" or "our streets and roads". It's part of the community and the people take some ownership to it because they spend money on it. I don't find myself saying "we" quite as much as I used to because I find it kind of strange to say it but when someone else says it, I don't correct them.
So, basically, you agree with me, but, you don't have the grapes to call someone out on it.
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Hey, remember that time that one team won that championship after building their own stadium, and actually closed the doors to the public and didn't allow television to broadcast their games, instead choosing to finance their winning endeavor strictly out of the players' and owners' pockets?
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No, I missed that one.

Surely, it was in the U&L?
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smackaholic wrote:No, I missed that one.

Me too.


Meaning that several hundred championships in every major sport were, indeed, won by a "we" somewhere.
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