You gotta be fucking kidding me

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:35 pm

this is Auntie Mgo?

image by Headhunter

You didn't by any chance drop any lazy-eye smack on AP did you?

BWAH- you look like Bea Arthur on spring break.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:53 pm

the head is wayne from the flaming lips. the body looks like its from the mr. magoos wonder emporium kids show.

coodes, this melt should stop.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:07 pm

Papa Willie wrote:As per usual, MenGoo's lil' Helpers come to AID him.

Are you not rushing to Coodes' aid? Well, maybe not rush. Might be more considered a hurried waddle. Can you actually move fast enough to be considered "moseying"?

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:15 pm

This is a fantastic thread.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:48 pm

Ana Ng wrote:This is a fantastic thread.

No doubt that black dildo grabbed your attention. You were probably all like "Hey!, I've got one just like that". Or words to that effect.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:56 pm

I spend about 99.775% of my time here laughing.....and about .225% of my time here reading your posts.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:13 am

Ana Ng wrote:I spend about 99.775% of my time here laughing.....and about .225% of my time here reading your posts.

Woah, that's gonna' play hell with my average. I think I just lost a % point.

Link to all these posts you spend your time laughing at?

Just a sec... that math doesn't add up. Where's the part of the time you spend researching vanity posts?

One things for damn sure, though. You don't spend one minute trying to craft a post worth reading.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:18 am

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:21 am

OK, what, bitch?

Spit that dick out of your mouth and speak up.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:30 am

I graduated past you upon registration, here.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:34 am

PM function does work, lovebirds.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:06 am

War Wagon wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:I spend about 99.775% of my time here laughing.....and about .225% of my time here reading your posts.
Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching you

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
Now my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Since youve gone, Ive been lost without a trace
I dream at night, I can only see your face
I look around but its you I cant replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby please

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
Now my poor heart aches
Every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Every move you make
Every step you take
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
(Ill be watching you)

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:27 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:the head is wayne from the flaming lips. the body looks like its from the mr. magoos wonder emporium kids show.
.

Then what about this one? Looks like the same face to me

and since when is it melting to expect self-appointed arbiters of epicosity to display some epicosity from time to time?

Seems to me that Auntie Mgo has hiked up her skirts and hauled ass.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:43 am

Cuda wrote: and since when is it melting to expect self-appointed arbiters of epicosity to display some epicosity from time to time?

DECIDERS have no time for such foolishness. They're too busy deciding. Spreadsheets don't update themselves, you know.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:52 am

poptart wrote:PM function does work, lovebirds.

Fuck off, cock blocker. We're not to that stage yet.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:08 am

Ana Ng wrote:I graduated past you upon registration, here.

I've always wanted to fuck an upper class slut.

Whaddya' say hot stuff... you, me, and 100 milligrams of Viagara?

shwing

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:11 am

mvscal wrote:Even your meltdowns suck, coodles. Step it up.

I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for that. But you do realize Coods had no choice but to at least try to put a beatdown on Mgo. Not because he was included in the suckoff - he coulda lived with that. But disappointing Biggie? No way Cuddles is gonna get any sleep until he's secure knowing that Cohen is proud of his efforts.

Tell him he done good, Biggie. The poor guy's dyin' to hear it.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:15 am

no shit hippie. i started a thread all about it.

read more, post more.

Diogenes · Post by **Diogenes** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:19 am

War Wagon wrote:Though you don't call anymore
I sit and wait in vain
I guess I'll rap on your door
Tap on your window pane
I want to tell you Baby
The changes I've been going through
Missing you.
Listen you

'till you come back to me
That's what I'm gonna do

Why did you have to decide
You had to set me free
I'm gonna swallow my pride
I'm gonna beg you to (please baby please) see me
I'm gonna walk by meself
Just to prove that my love is true
Oh, for you baby

'till you come back to me
That's what I'm gonna do

Living for you my dear
Is like living in a world of constant fear
In my plea, I've got to make you see
That our love is dying

Although your phone you ignore
Somehow I must explain
I'm gonna rap on your door
Tap on your window pane
I'm gonna camp on your step
Until I get through to you
I've got to change your view baby
'till you come back to me
That's what I'm gonna do

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:20 am

War Wagon wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:I graduated past you upon registration, here.
I've always wanted to fuck an upper class slut.

Whaddya' say hot stuff... you, me, and 100 milligrams of Viagara?

shwing

Fuck.

Runn'd.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:36 am

Ana Ng wrote: Runn'd.

Now let's not do something rash that I might regret later.

Just messin' wif you girlfriend.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:09 am

Cuda wrote:
and since when is it melting to expect self-appointed arbiters of epicosity to display some epicosity from time to time?

When you whine about it constantly in every thread you've posted in since your suck off average was posted?

cooter - the finish line is within your reach - don't stop now.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:11 am

Ana Ng wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:I graduated past you upon registration, here.
I've always wanted to fuck an upper class slut.

Whaddya' say hot stuff... you, me, and 100 milligrams of Viagara?

shwing
Fuck.

Runn'd.

Looks like ceiling whitey just scared off yet another woman.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:26 am

I'm playing dead.

Much like anything within 20 ft. of him, that has a sphincter.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:35 am

Don't leave out the meat in the fridge. Room temperature is fairly easy to achieve.

With a face like his, that boy has learned to keep his options open.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:28 pm

Tell him he done good, Biggie. The poor guy's dyin' to hear it.

Cuda wants a cracker
Biggie should get off him first

~~~~

you, me, and 100 milligrams of Viagara?

We pictured you as a coathanger with a Royals cap. Guess that's updated now to include a sliver of overcooked penne.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:54 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:But you do realize Coods had no choice but to at least try to put a beatdown on Mgo.

Well, hell... I'd love to claim bode for running Auntie Mgo's cum-spotted ass over the far hill, but MgoBlueLightBeaArthurLookalike jumped up & fled at the start of foreplay.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:00 pm

PSUFAN wrote:Tell him he done good, Biggie. The poor guy's dyin' to hear it.

Cuda wants a cracker
Biggie should get off him first

You & Smackie want I should shove over & make some room for youse on Biggie's ballsack, PUS? All you have to do is ask, little fella.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:02 pm

Cuda wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:Tell him he done good, Biggie. The poor guy's dyin' to hear it.

Cuda wants a cracker
Biggie should get off him first

You & Smackie want I should shove over & make some room for youse on Biggie's ballsack, PUS? All you have to do is ask, little fella.

Enough.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:55 pm

I find all of you oddly fascinating.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:57 pm

OK - now I'm getting excited. Carve out a landing strip for me, trev.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:52 pm

Papa Willie wrote:I'd say that's him as opposed to the figure he said was him in his last PET.

Yeah, chances are astronomically better I'm the lead singer of the Flaming Lips and not the guy from my photobucket account. I think you're on to something, detective.

Biggie wrote:Dude calls out 24 regular posters and there are zero replies challenging his arrogance?

Well I'll be goddamned if Cuda wasn't up for the challenge. Geez, dangle some Biggie Ballsack on a string, stick in within inches from Cuda's salivating maw, and you've got enough motivation to power a derranged c&p 72+ hour warpath, apparently.

pictured: cuda waiting for mgo to log in
not pictured: biggie hiding from the embarrassment

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:57 pm

It's been 5 minutes and no response! He must be scared!!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:58 pm

There's only so much a Ctrl key can take, my man.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:03 pm

The on-going meltdown has got to be costly.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:05 pm

What's with the hate, bro? I thought you took this stuff in stride?

Loganfan · Post by **Loganfan** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:07 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

The on-going meltdown has got to be costly.

Fuck you, Doo Doo Dick.

Don't call me all whining and shit when you lose this competition

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:09 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

Looks like an evening at work for Dinsdale... for realz.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:13 pm

I chuckle at
all of you
PC users!!

!!

My Mac has
the same keyboard
it was born
with!!

In 1984!!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANIMALS!!!

!!

sin,

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:17 pm

For the sake of humanity!
Skelly!
SHUT IT DOWN!?@*@?!???!!!!