Russia Invading Georgia!!

[Mikey]

In this image, made from television, Russian tanks are seen moving into Georgia. In a scene reminiscent of Tiananmen Square, one lone redneck in a 1969 Opel Kadett stands up to the entire Russian invasion force.

I hope shutyomouth got out OK.

[Stevo]

Work of the O'Cyrus crew. But our presence is strong here.

[Q, West Coast Style]

They must've felt threatened by the #1 Pre-Season ranking in the Coaches Poll.

[Mikey]

The Tbilisi Bulldogs?

[Dinsdale]

Knowshon

He should be shelled with artillery for having such a stupid nogism for a name.

[Shoalzie]

Of course Russia would have come over to Georgia...it's not like they'd travel out to face them on their turf. That damn SEC meatgrinder...

[socal]

How did the Atlantic Ocean manage to swallow Mississippi so quickly? Wouldn't have happened if Brett Favre stayed retired.

[PSUFAN]

Will the Crew abide this disrespect of The Dawgs?

[L45B]

Those slow, fat Russian tanks are no match for that southern speed of Georgia.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Will the Crew abide this disrespect of The Dawgs?

I'm sure they will PSUFAN. After all, they've abided enough Mexican colon plungerings to last a lifetime.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

It will be interesting to see how the Russians perform.

Like men.

[PSUFAN]

Those slow, fat Russian tanks are no match for that southern speed of Georgia.

I guess Lee Corso is drooling right now.

[Terry in Crapchester]

T&P's going out to the Spray family.

[smackaholic]

Russia should get a boost in their strength of schedule ratings for daring to step to the SEC. Prolly should have warmed up with Kentucky or Vandy though.

If they pull it off, maybe they'll give LSU a call.

[Dinsdale]

When I saw this thread title, I knew it would turn into an SEC pile-on.


And my Ukrainian friends think Georgians are sub-humans, as well.


Laughing at the Rooskies, though. Getting their ass kicked by a little US-puppet has to suck for what was once the mightiest military force ever assembled.

[Dinsdale]

And for some reason, makes me think of:


You'll take my life but I'll take yours too
You'll fire you musket but I'll run you through
So when your waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand theres no turning back

The bugle sounds, the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath
As I plunge into a certain death

The horse he sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty roar of the russian guns
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the russians fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
We wont live to fight another day

We get so close near enough to fight
When a russian gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of rounds take my horse below

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My bodys numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan

[KC Scott]

Just watched the news - doesn't look like the Rooskies are getting their asses kicked.

Air superiority is a bitch.

Georgia's ground game isn't looking too good

[Mr. Schwump]

I do believe there is some sort of important oil pipeline line in this region. Someone like Mr. Dinsdale should illuminate the members of this board.

[buckeye_in_sc]

OSU was supposed to go into Georgia but when Russia found out they were 0-9 v the SEC in bowls...they politely declined OSU...I say bode Russia...

did Richt lift the suspensions?

[Diego in Seattle]

Do Russia & Georgia play each other in water polo at the Olympics? That might make for an interesting matchup.

Sincerely,
Hungary

[ADAM]

White lightning should take care of those commie bastards....OOOPS..The other Geogia

[BSmack]

It will be interesting to see how the Russians perform.

Here's the tale of the tape.



Without US help for Georgia, this should be over before this Friday's happy hour.

[Q, West Coast Style]

Fukkken hypocritical fukkken administration thinks it's okay for us to invade countries half way around the world, but Russia can't take care of a threat from it's own region and border.


Fukkk Bush!
Fukkk Cheney!
Fukkk McCain!

Um, er, uh . . . Rack Pickle?

Without US help for Georgia, this should be over before this Friday's happy hour.

Sincerely,

Iraq

[BSmack]

Fukkken hypocritical fukkken administration thinks it's okay for us to invade countries half way around the world, but Russia can't take care of a threat from it's own region and border.


Fukkk Bush!
Fukkk Cheney!
Fukkk McCain!

Um, er, uh . . . Rack Pickle?

Without US help for Georgia, this should be over before this Friday's happy hour.

Sincerely,

Iraq

Guerrilla insurgencies are an entirely different thing. First off, Russia has to attempt to occupy Georgia. I'm not certain that is their plan at all. My guess is they want to reduce Georgia's ability to operate militarily against the separatist provinces to nothing. Once they achieve that goal, they would be fools to do more.

[Arch Angel]

I feel dirty doing this, but rack Pickle!

[Q, West Coast Style]

Moscow doesn't want to be fed, it wants to hunt.

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I guess I'm with BSmack. I'll take the Russians and lay the points.

[BSmack]

Moscow doesn't want to be fed, it wants to hunt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BJsxThahqE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I guess I'm with BSmack. I'll take the Russians and lay the points.

That video is downright hypnotic when you turn down the video's audio and play some Wire.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Fukkken hypocritical fukkken administration thinks it's okay for us to invade countries half way around the world, but Russia can't take care of a threat from it's own region and border.


Fukkk Bush!
Fukkk Cheney!
Fukkk McCain!

Um, er, uh . . . Rack Pickle?

Except for the fact that he helped elect Bush and Cheney in the first place.

[PSUFAN]

I think what is said in public is very different than what is said in private. The Bush Administration's tough talk on Georgia is for show only. He's a lame duck quacking for the benefit of the last handful of people who are paying any sort of attention to him whatsoever.

[War Wagon]

Except for the fact that he helped elect Bush and Cheney in the first place.

And if you had your way, John Edwards would be the VP right now.

You sure you want to go down this road again?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Well that and leave behind a puppet government more amenable to their interests.

They don't need to leave behind a "puppet government".
South Ossetians, by a super majority wish to be part of the Russian Federation.
Whatever happened to America respecting self-determination and majority rule (Kosovo)?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Well that and leave behind a puppet government more amenable to their interests.

They don't need to leave behind a "puppet government".
South Ossetians, by a super majority wish to be part of the Russian Federation.
Whatever happened to America respecting self-determination and majority rule (Kosovo)?

...in Georgia.

Oh...that's what you meant.

Don't worry. Your colour-coded revolution-in-a-box is quite safe.
The Russians don't start shit, they just end it mostly.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Yes, we're all quite frantic over the fate of Georgia here believe you me.
Well, Dio probably is anyway.

Good one!

[Canadian]

Why is everyone including Harper and Bush blaming Russia for this?

Georgia started it, Russia finished it.

I know to Georgia is a US puppet state but shooting and killing Russian peacekeepers and civilians, what did they think Russia was going to do?

Georgias NATO allies told them not to start this, they have over 1000 Israeli advisers, so where are their Israel buddies? Why are they or their US buddies not coming to their aid? Oh wait I forgot the 'big tough' US only goes in where they think they can win but they can only beat the very tiny countries and not countries like the size of Vietnam, Iraq or Afghanistan.

So Georgia started all this and now they are getting their asses kicked they want a ceasefire? :roll: I guess their 1000 + Israeli advisers are not very good at advising as unfortunately I think Russia is going to teach Georgia one hell of a lesson as they are not stopping.

What about the weapons Israel gave Georgia? I see they stopped the sales this weekend as they were worried Russia would start selling arms to their Arab neighbours again.

South Ossetia should be their own country or merge with North Ossetia that is in Russia. They voted overwhelmingly twice to separate under international observers but the problem is Bush does not approve.

Are the soldiers of Georgia and politicians going to be held responsible for war Crimes and ethnic cleansing against the South Ossetia people? or because they are backed by Washington this will go un punished?

I also see the US transported Georgian troops back home from Iraq too..

The American media such as CNN, Headline news and MSNBC are sickening.

They say Russia is the big bad guy in this, they invaded a soverign country blah blah but yet fail to mention Russia had peace keepers in South Ossetia for years then Gorgia attacked, killed 2000+ and were shooting at civilians fleeing in their cars, nor do they mention the Crimes against humanity or ethnic cleansing Georgia does.

Georgia started this and received the consequences. Blame the president of Georgia, he has all this blood on his hands. yet no one in America seems willing to do that.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Except for the fact that he helped elect Bush and Cheney in the first place.

And if you had your way, John Edwards would be the VP right now.

You sure you want to go down this road again?

Remind me, again, who the VP is right now.

Edwards could be banging my 3-year-old, and he'd still be a quantum leap improvement over Cheney.

[LTS TRN 2]

Georgias NATO allies told them not to start this...

...I guess their 1000 + Israeli advisers are not very good at advising

We could quite easily defend Georgia against the Russians if we were so inclined. The Russian air force is a total joke as is their army. Our force structure was specifically designed to annihilate Russians. Our equipment is far superior as is our doctrine, logistics and combat experience. It would be no contest.

Good job, Canadian, in routing out babs from his hole. We knew this whole thing was affecting him like lice in a cheap motel. And now...we get the Classic scrotum-swinging neocon hysteria--and like everything else he asserts, it's a complete shower of feces, etc.

The notion that the American military machine could do jack fucking squat against the Russians is a Limpdickian Oxycontin fantasy. In fact, we couldn't even secure Mogadishu against a few handfuls of skinny men without shoes. We can barely hold the Green Zone in Baghdad, and for that matter Anchorage is under seige from black and Grizzley bears. It is in fact our very "doctrine" that hobbles the otherwise indominable American military (and why shouldn't it be, we spend more than ALL OTHER nations combined), and this is reflected in the fact that the M-16 (a total piece of shit) is still in use, while the Russian AK-47 is the best weapon of its kind ever made--and everyone wants it. As for our "logistics," we're reminded of the accidental bombing of the Chinese embassy in Belgrade, as well as the fact that our utterly incompentent logistics and analysis got us into the Quagmire on false evidence. And of course since we're bogged down in TWO no-win situations--with suicidal stop-gapped soldiers backing up the New Private Military, we couldn't engage in any more combat even if we wanted to. But keep workin' yer prick, you'll dribble off soon--just think of Iwo Jima!

[fix]

I feel dirty doing this, but rack Pickle!

Yup.

~shudders~

[fix]

Maybe you guys could get in on this one. :D

That's enough out of you. Reich Marshall Harper and his Redneck Reich don't need any suggestions or encouragement promoting that idea thank you very much.

Truth is Harper knows full well that he'd be burned at the stake if he even hinted of getting involved in it. He's fighting for his political life as it is.

[Mr. Schwump]

Edwards could be banging my 3-year-old, and he'd still be a quantum leap improvement over Cheney.
Would you say that to your wife ?