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Just a matter of time until he throws up 8 threads a day of pictorials then we will know the season is over and kal is #1
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then claims bode based on 3rd down conversions...
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From what I understand, it's going to be more of a dual threat qb system. Longshore will still get some snaps. In any event, I like what this presents for MSU's chances. Riley is talented but is young and is prone to making boneheaded mistakes...check out the youtube vid I posted in the callout thread. MSU brings a pretty heavy pass rush so he's gonna have to keep those legs amovin'.
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It's the talk of the College Football world and rightfully so...
This is a great day and start to the College Football season.
Coming out of the Elite 11... Kevin Riley was the #2 rated qb just behind Tim Tebow.
His passer rating is 174.6 .... which is a damn near impossibility in Tedford's complex offensive system.
This to go along with the most talented team Cal has had since Tedford's been here.
This should be a treat for the College football fans around the country on National Televison (except the south) they get the sleepytime game of the week "Clemson v Alabama".
This is a great day and start to the College Football season.
Coming out of the Elite 11... Kevin Riley was the #2 rated qb just behind Tim Tebow.
His passer rating is 174.6 .... which is a damn near impossibility in Tedford's complex offensive system.
This to go along with the most talented team Cal has had since Tedford's been here.
This should be a treat for the College football fans around the country on National Televison (except the south) they get the sleepytime game of the week "Clemson v Alabama".
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He runs a 4.6 forty. The same as Tebow.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: he's gonna have to keep those legs amovin'.
Good luck catching him with that Big 10 speed.
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You forgot sincerely,
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Who is Riley going to throw to? Marvin Jones?
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My guess is the guy on the right.RumpleForeskin wrote:Who is Riley going to throw to?

(Yes friends, that's the, uhhh, charismatic Kevin Riley)
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You forgot sincerely,
Ahhh, I do remember that game. That's the game where he threw for around 300 yards in his first College Football start as a freshman.... against one of the top defenses in the country. It didn't help that Cal turned the ball over 3 times inside the 30 yard line
You do remember his next game, don't you ???
Where he had 7 drives, with 6 TD's and having the best game of any College Football qb last season... going 16/19 and 270 yards with 4 TD's.
That Kevin Riley ?
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RumpleForeskin wrote:Who is Riley going to throw to? Marvin Jones?
Cal's loaded at wide receiver..... so much so, that "Nyan Boateng" a transfer from Florida and one of the top recruits in the country, won't even crack the starting lineup.
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Fixed..m2 wrote:Cal's loaded at Heisman candidate leading wide receivers.....
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Except nobody will remember that. It was more importantly the game where he single-handedly flushed CAL's season down the shitter. They won how many games in a row before that? And lost how many total games after? They had, at the very least, a tie in the freaking bag and guaranteed OT. That was more than just a freshman mistake...it was an immeasurable act of stupidity. I sincerely hope that if the game comes down to last second heroics in the 4th quarter that Riley is under center. Please god, let this happen..m2 wrote:Ahhh, I do remember that game. That's the game where he threw for around 300 yards...
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Except nobody will remember that. It was more importantly the game where he single-handedly flushed CAL's season down the shitter. They won how many games in a row before that? And lost how many total games after? They had, at the very least, a tie in the freaking bag and guaranteed OT. That was more than just a freshman mistake...it was an immeasurable act of stupidity. I sincerely hope that if the game comes down to last second heroics in the 4th quarter that Riley is under center. Please god, let this happen..m2 wrote:Ahhh, I do remember that game. That's the game where he threw for around 300 yards...
You do know that Riley's passing rating in the AFA game was the highest passer rating of any qb in any game last year?
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Didn't that wunderkind also lead Cal barely over Air Force in some whogivesashitaboutcalinabowl.com bowl...?
yeah the college football world is scared...most talented team in Tedford's era...I thought that was last year...or wait the year before, or wait...
yeah if Cal has a better 3rd down conversion rate look out national championship here they come
yeah the college football world is scared...most talented team in Tedford's era...I thought that was last year...or wait the year before, or wait...
yeah if Cal has a better 3rd down conversion rate look out national championship here they come
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He's pretty good when the pressure's off..m2 wrote:You do know that Riley's passing rating in the AFA game was the highest passer rating of any qb in any game last year?
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Pressure's off ???MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:He's pretty good when the pressure's off..m2 wrote:You do know that Riley's passing rating in the AFA game was the highest passer rating of any qb in any game last year?
Huh?
Cal was down 21-0 when he entered the game in the 2nd quarter. He put up all those stats in just over 2 and a half quarters.
Gettin' nervous.... Mr. Magoo ???
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wasn't AFA up on them as well...wow...
I hope Ringer butt fucks Cal in the mouth for like 2 hundy and 3 td's
oh and m2OOOL...(no offense MGO)...but Clemson v Bama is much more intriguing then some fucking meltdown specialst (Tedford) v MSU...
I hope Ringer butt fucks Cal in the mouth for like 2 hundy and 3 td's
oh and m2OOOL...(no offense MGO)...but Clemson v Bama is much more intriguing then some fucking meltdown specialst (Tedford) v MSU...
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even a 6 year old playing flag football for the first time knows this you assmunch...
down 21-0...means you HAVE TO THROW a ton...dumb ass...
down 21-0...means you HAVE TO THROW a ton...dumb ass...
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buckeye_in_sc wrote:even a 6 year old playing flag football for the first time knows this you assmunch...
down 21-0...means you HAVE TO THROW a ton...dumb ass...
Really, "little" TheJON ???
Cal had over 200 yards rushing in that game you idiot.
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Yes. There's no comparison between a whogivesashit bowl vs Air Force and a regular season game in which you're 5-0 and ranked in the top 5. No comparison whatsoever..m2 wrote:Pressure's off ???
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This is a new year and a more talented Cal team.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yes. There's no comparison between a whogivesashit bowl vs Air Force and a regular season game in which you're 5-0 and ranked in the top 5. No comparison whatsoever..m2 wrote:Pressure's off ???
Michigan State isn't any better than Air Force.
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So why then so skeeered about a sig bet?
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you truely are a fucking idiot...
Javon Ringer probably the 2nd best back in the Big 10...a solid, steady Sr. QB...good young talent at WR and a pretty stout defense...plus they have a coach who was DC at OSU 2001-2003...probably 2 of the best defenses OSU ever had 2002 and 2003...and a guy who knows what it takes to win...
did you fall out of one of those fucking trees and bump your head on one of your faggoty chimes...
yeah so Cal had 200 yards rushing big fucking deal but to get back into the game you got to throw right...fucking moron...
Javon Ringer probably the 2nd best back in the Big 10...a solid, steady Sr. QB...good young talent at WR and a pretty stout defense...plus they have a coach who was DC at OSU 2001-2003...probably 2 of the best defenses OSU ever had 2002 and 2003...and a guy who knows what it takes to win...
did you fall out of one of those fucking trees and bump your head on one of your faggoty chimes...
yeah so Cal had 200 yards rushing big fucking deal but to get back into the game you got to throw right...fucking moron...
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yes. There's no comparison between a whogivesashit bowl vs Air Force and a regular season game in which you're 5-0 and ranked in the top 5. No comparison whatsoever.
Rack it.
You know what a kid is capable of when its all on the line. He was a young frosh who made a huge fucking mistake that really took the wind out of Cal's sails after that game.
The only way Riley can make up for a mistake like that is lead them to a BCS bowl.
However, as long as Mac Brown is alive and isn't suffering from laryngitis, I don't think Cal will ever make it to a BCS bowl game.
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The only way Riley can make up for that mistake is if he goes out against MSU and passes for 500 yards and 6 tds. The final score is irrelevant. Cal's football history is abysmal so its fans are content with measuring wins and losses not by wins and losses but with game-by-game statistics.RumpleForeskin wrote:The only way Riley can make up for a mistake like that is lead them to a BCS bowl.
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RumpleForeskin wrote:who made a huge fucking mistake that really took the wind out of Cal's sails after that game.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
If you really think that's why Cal went on the skids, then you're an idiot.
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Good point. It makes you wonder how June Jones isn't the coach of the team then.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:...its fans are content with measuring wins and losses not by wins and losses but with game-by-game statistics.
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OU totally dominated Colorado in every category last year. It was, without question, OU's best game of the season.
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How else do explain them losing 5 out of 6 after that collapse at the end?.m2 wrote:If you really think that's why Cal went on the skids, then you're an idiot.
Dude, they were shaken from it and didn't recover. Period.
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Are you really this stupid ?RumpleForeskin wrote:How else do explain them losing 5 out of 6 after that collapse at the end?.m2 wrote:If you really think that's why Cal went on the skids, then you're an idiot.
Dude, they were shaken from it and didn't recover. Period.
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Wait a second........Cal still has a football team?
Are they D-1???
Are they D-1???