aight den. who want sum?????/

[Nebraska Pimpin' 4 Life]

i benn dragged outa retierment, so i might as well layeth tha smaketh down on summa yall beeyotchez. anybody think dey can step to da P-I-_m-P? yall know i gots da tri citys locked down. i got hos in all kindsa area codez. i got bitches in Kearney, Hastings, and yall know GI is represintin up in this muthafucka. WHUT WHUT?!?! Nebraska Pimpin' 4 Life, muthafuckaz!!!1 Bo Pelini is back in tha heezy and we bout to take it back to da old skool, knowwhatimsayin? yo i'm talkin bout smash mouf power collage football yo. Joe Ganz is da man yo. he aint no bitch like dat trikk-ass scott frost yo.

anywayz, i benn mad bizzee lateley yo. a new semesta just started and threre be madd fresh pussy in Lincoln, so i had ta hop in da 77 coop da vill and make da rode trip to UNL so i could replenish da stable, if yall know wat im talkin bout yo. dem freshman bitches jest waitin ta be turned out by da Husker Pimp yo. i puts em ta work quik fast in a hurrry yo. but dat dont mean i aint gots no time ta be smakkin on yall beeyotches. so who wants sum??? i aint seen dat crackhead bitch round here in a grip yo so i guess he done reconized dat im da true pimp but sumthin tells me summa yall still aint got it thru yo think ass skulls dat i be THA MASTER OF COLLAGE FOOTBALL SMACK™ so i all i gots ta say is - if yall want sum come get sum.

NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS - yalls 2008 national champeons. bank it yo.

[Goober McTuber]

English, motherfucker. You speak it?

[WolverineSteve]

Turn in the keys to this shite troll.

[Nebraska Pimpin' 4 Life]

so dats da best dis bord gots ta offer? some trick ass ho named goober talkin bout da way i talk and some punkazz bitchigin fan wit w week attempt at smakk? ferst of goober dats jest da way we talk here in South Central so if yall dont like it yall is welcum to cum and take it up wit me to my face yo. i aint hard ta find. im rite offa I-80 yo.

as far as dis steve fool goez, all i gots ta say is - remembar da alamo, beeyotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yall aint beat us sence 1986, so you best shut yo muthafukkin mouf yo. you know we coulda ownd yall biznatcez back in 97 too yo. evan wit a trick ho like scott frost at qb, we woulda rolled carly woodsen and dem otha bitchigin hos by four tds yo. word iz bond yo.

NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS - 2008 NATIONAL CHAMPEONS BEEYOTCHEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Goober McTuber]

You suck out loud. Fuck off and die.

[Left Seater]

i aint seen dat crackhead bitch round here in a grip yo so i guess he done reconized dat im da true pimp but sumthin tells me summa yall still aint got it thru yo think ass skulls dat i be THA MASTER OF COLLAGE FOOTBALL SMACK™

Your thoughts on why Mike was labeled President over yourself?

[Nebraska Pimpin' 4 Life]

i aint seen dat crackhead bitch round here in a grip yo so i guess he done reconized dat im da true pimp but sumthin tells me summa yall still aint got it thru yo think ass skulls dat i be THA MASTER OF COLLAGE FOOTBALL SMACK™

Your thoughts on why Mike was labeled President over yourself?

dat fool labaled himself da presadent yo. i dont remembar any ellection yo. does you? of corse not cuz ther wasnt one yo. all yall bitchez know id win in a landslide if dat shit was up for a vote yo. dat fool was jest bitin my stile anywayz yo. i made him wat he waz and i ran him off once i got tired of playin wit him yo. yo i gots a questin for you tho yo. why tha fukk woud you name a skool aftar a side dish yo??? do yall gots a big rivalry game wit da university of mashed potatos yo? how duz you feel about dat big game againt couscous tech yo?

[Nebraska Pimpin' 4 Life]

oh yeh and goobar you needs ta stop swingin from my nutz yo. dis shit can only end bad fo you yo...

[TheJON]

yo i gots a questin for you tho yo. why tha fukk woud you name a skool aftar a side dish yo??? do yall gots a big rivalry game wit da university of mashed potatos yo? how duz you feel about dat big game againt couscous tech yo?

Would you prefer it be named after an entree?? Perhaps New York Strip Steak University or The University of Filet Mignon??

[Adelpiero]

the hurrigangsta troll was 1000000 times better


OTST

[M Club]

how da fuck do we posta keep peace?

[TheJON]

how da fuck do we posta keep peace?

Bomb Nebraska???

[War Wagon]

how da fuck do we posta keep peace?

Bomb Nebraska???

Well, since SAC HQ is near bye, I suppose that can be arranged. But lets limit it to Grand Island.

[Left Seater]

So you are going to run smack on a school named after a person? If that is the case, why choose Rice when there are ones on a tee just waiting like BYU, yo?

Anyway to answer your question I have heard Cougar High called many things, but I think I like your mashed potatoes line. Sounds about right for what I would give for that whole school.

[The Seer]

so dats da best dis bord gots ta offer? some trick ass ho named goober talkin bout da way i talk and some punkazz bitchigin fan wit w week attempt at smakk? ferst of goober dats jest da way we talk here in South Central so if yall dont like it yall is welcum to cum and take it up wit me to my face yo. i aint hard ta find. im rite offa I-80 yo.

as far as dis steve fool goez, all i gots ta say is - remembar da alamo, beeyotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yall aint beat us sence 1986, so you best shut yo muthafukkin mouf yo. you know we coulda ownd yall biznatcez back in 97 too yo. evan wit a trick ho like scott frost at qb, we woulda rolled carly woodsen and dem otha bitchigin hos by four tds yo. word iz bond yo.

NEBRASKA CORNHUSKERS - 2008 NATIONAL CHAMPEONS BEEYOTCHEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the balck brad...

[PSUFAN]

RACK the return of the OG POWAH PIMP. Scott Frost smack? Reconaaaaz.

[Nebraska Pimpin' 4 Life]

RACK the return of the OG POWAH PIMP. Scott Frost smack? Reconaaaaz.

yo PUSFAN evan tho we bof know dat da 94 HUSKERS wouda dropped about 60 on da nittenie kitins dat year you is aight in my book yo. yo how bout you hook a brutha up wit a titel befittin a pimp of my statchure and ill put in a good werd fo you wit summa my connexion in da berg yo. you like blak gerls, wite gerls, aisian bitchs, sum nativ american pootietang? hell i gots a homey in dem parts dat gots a cuple am[putie bitches if yu be into sum freeky shit yo. you name it and ill hook it up yo. on da house. jest change dat "fuckin noob" shit ta sumthin dope like big pimpin or sumthin along dem linez yo.

[PSUFAN]

Now THIS shit didn't come straight outa Creighton

[M Club]

gee eye 4 lyfe!!

it's so cold in the gi.

[Goober McTuber]

oh yeh and goobar you needs ta stop swingin from my nutz yo. dis shit can only end bad fo you yo...

Yeah, I’m shaking in my boots. Just a heads up, by the end of next year you’ll be banned from the LPGA tour.

[PSUFAN]

it's so cold in the gi.

Did you swallow an ice cube?



2Nips will swarm
on any muthafuckah in a Coastal Carolina uniform

[Danimal]

So you are going to run smack on a school named after a person? If that is the case, why choose Rice when there are ones on a tee just waiting like BYU, yo?

Anyway to answer your question I have heard Cougar High called many things, but I think I like your mashed potatoes line. Sounds about right for what I would give for that whole school.

You know you fear Couscous Tech.

[Harvdog]

This guy isn't NU...he is more like Doane College Pimpin' for Life in the GI.