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Sirfindafold
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A Missouri State Trooper pulls over a pick-up on I-30 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "bout wut?"
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Good ones!
What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog?
You can buy a Fenway Park hotdog in October!
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."
What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog?
You can buy a Fenway Park hotdog in October!
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Sirfindafold wrote:A Missouri State Trooper pulls over a pick-up on I-30 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "bout wut?"
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A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.
She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?"
The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."
She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?"
The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."
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Smackie Chan
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A farmer had three beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti - is Betty ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second gent came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is Flo ready to go?''
"No."
The third date came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''
The farmer shot Chuck.
"No," the farmer said.
The second gent came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is Flo ready to go?''
"No."
The third date came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''
The farmer shot Chuck.
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Smackie Chan wrote:A farmer had three beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti - is Betty ready?''
"No," the farmer said.
The second gent came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is Flo ready to go?''
"No."
The third date came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''
The farmer shot Chuck.
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