Now it can be told

[The Deciders]

We came across an interesting tidbit in the site data a few months back. It seems the user "Petrus" had a Section 23 designation - yes, the kind they passed out to early stage Obama volunteers - for his first campaign.

In case you're not getting it...PETRUS WAS A PLANT. The Crew was working diligently to ensure a McCain/Palin victory...and PETRUS was sabotaging their efforts at every step.

Don't look now, idiots, but Petrus fucking STOLE THIS ELECTION from you.

When we found this, we Decided to let it happen. The chaos that would have ensued had we revealed it...unthinkable. There is much to be ashamed of in the election's outcome...but it could have been much, much worse, if you had known the truth.

Just so you know...the data holds a lot more secrets - worse ones. Be thankful for your ignorance.

[PSUFAN]

What!!!??!! Fucking RAAAAAAAAACK PETRUS!!!

I knew he would come correct! Sorry for ever doubting you, my man!

[Cuda]

off both of these shit trolls

[The Deciders]

Rub some dirt on it, pussy.

[Rollins]

As a result of the election, The Crew has slipped into a crippling, suffering state of despair. We cannot talk. We cannot laugh. We cannot eat but only what is necessary to survive. We cannot listen to Paul Wall or pound Bud 40s with any conviction. Right now, we cannot stomach the thought of staying up until 3 AM playing Castlevanyia and bootie calling Ana Ng via AOL Instant Messenger. In fact, we have officially and completely disassociated ourselves from American society. I quit my gig at Schwan's. Stevo has shredded his close contact info with Greyhound and Accor Hotels. A-Bomb is no longer slicing cold cuts at Subway. And Douchebag...The D is holed up in the wine cellar at headquarters, frothing at the mouth, and insanely diagramming on an Etch-O-Sketch the myriad ways he is going to KILL Petrus. But that is another matter entirely. Soon we are cutting off all power at HQ. We are going to live an Amish life and live only with the tools we create with our strong ASS BEATING hands, and live only off the food the earth naturally provides. We are going to delve into a focus so deep and calculated, you'll think we're hibernating. This focus will revolve entirely around BEATING THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU PEOPLE. This must happen. This will happen. Every single one of you rotting shitbags has, in one way or another, contributed to the impending doom of our great nation. And we are VIOLENTLY pissed off about this. It's time to get serious. It's time for the reaper to come out of hiding. It's...time...

[War Wagon]

Right now, we cannot stomach the thought of staying up until 3 AM playing Castlevanyia and bootie calling Ana Ng via AOL Instant Messenger.

Ok, I'll admit it.

I laffed.

[PSUFAN]

Ana Ng via AOL

That's rts's handle on AOL.

squeak, squeak.

[BSmack]

We cannot listen to Paul Wall...

You do know Paul Wall endorsed Obama?



I voted for Obama in spite of this information.

Suck it bitches.