HAPPYS THANKSGIVINGS

[Petrus]

HELLO PEOPLES OF ONEBOARD,

I COME TO YOU WITH GREAT NEWS. I HAVE ABANDONDED CREW AND NOW RESIDE BACK IN MY HOMELAND WHERE I ATTEND NAMIBIA POLYTECHNIC. THE CREW TOOK ME UNDER THEIR WING FOR MY ASSBEATING SKILL BUT DID NOT KNOW MY INTENT WAS TO FUNNEL MONEY FOR MYSELF FROM THEIR - I MUST SAY - MEAGER OPERATION. I DID ALL THIS UNDER THE NOSES OF THE CREW AND NOW I REAP REWARD. TODAY I HAVE SMILE ON FACE AND WILL LIVE PROSPEROUSLY. I WISH YOU ALL VERY HAPPY, HOW DO YOU SAY, "TURKEY DAY"? HAHAHA. IN MY HOMETOWN WE HAVE SPECIAL DAY WHERE WE EAT TESTICLES OF LION.

BEFORE I LEFT CREW, DOUCHEBAG WAS IN UTTER STATE OF DESPAIR. PLEASE BE CAREFUL PEOPLES OF ONEBOARD, I BELIEVE HIM A DANGEROUS AND DESPRATE MAN. HE HATE YOU ALL VERY MUCH.

MODERATORS PLEASE CHANGE MY RANK. I NO LONGER AM ROLL WITH THE CREW. THE POOKA SHELL NECKLACE THOUGH, I KEEP. IT BIG HIT WITH THE NAMIBIAN HONEYS.

BLESSINGS TO ALL.

YOUR DEAR FRIEND,
PETRUS

[Dinsdale]

IN MY HOMETOWN WE HAVE SPECIAL DAY WHERE WE EAT TESTICLES...

We have that in our hometown as well.

We call it "Friday."


Sin,

[smackaholic]

Nice job, Pete.

How much did you take them for. Couldn't have been much, but, it is the thought that counts.

[White Cock]

Come clean Petrus, are you sure those weren't little boy balls?

[PSUFAN]

Petrus, RACK you.


oh, the revision is in RR-c34538.nov_Y7888.2. If that doesn't suit, then YES > the machete can be used.

Damn, the crew's getting worked like Mrs. Vogel's rugburned caboose.

[KC Scott]

IN MY HOMETOWN WE HAVE SPECIAL DAY WHERE WE EAT TESTICLES OF LION.

Post More, Eat Less

[Screw_Michigan]

RACK Petrus for taking The Crew for all their worth.