Juice GUILTY!
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What a clever little guy you are Goober.
Looks like the final tally is 18 years, possible parole in 9. The sentence is 18.
Fuck, rice a roni for a year (By Price is Right rules).
Looks like the final tally is 18 years, possible parole in 9. The sentence is 18.
Fuck, rice a roni for a year (By Price is Right rules).
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Why thank you, Tom. Compliments from you always mean a lot to me, what with your consistent record of sincerity, and always eschewing snide, sarcastic comments. I'm almost up to 180 lbs, though. Please make a note of that.Tom In VA wrote:What a clever little guy you are Goober.
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It's Christmas man, I'm in a giving mood. FWIW, you are a clever - 180 lb guy - . Nothing insincere about that. Your barbed comments and witty angles and perceptions always illicit a chuckle. Even when it's at my expense.Goober McTuber wrote:Why thank you, Tom. Compliments from you always mean a lot to me, what with your consistent record of sincerity, and always eschewing snide, sarcastic comments. I'm almost up to 180 lbs, though. Please make a note of that.Tom In VA wrote:What a clever little guy you are Goober.
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Just so you know, it would be a lot more fun if you melted down, started sputtering and cursing and fuming, with spittle raining down on your monitor. You could take some pointers from Screw_Michigan.Tom In VA wrote:It's Christmas man, I'm in a giving mood. FWIW, you are a clever - 180 lb guy - . Nothing insincere about that. YourGoober McTuber wrote:Why thank you, Tom. Compliments from you always mean a lot to me, what with your consistent record of sincerity, and always eschewing snide, sarcastic comments. I'm almost up to 180 lbs, though. Please make a note of that.Tom In VA wrote:What a clever little guy you are Goober.
barbed comments and witty angles and perceptions always illicit a chuckle. Even when it's at my expense.
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Now he will quit trying to search for me, i can now live my life free.
Sin,
The real Killer(found on many of OJ's favorite Golf Courses)
Now he will quit trying to search for me, i can now live my life free.
Sin,
The real Killer(found on many of OJ's favorite Golf Courses)
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I have a leg that is almost 180 lbsGoober McTuber wrote:I'm almost up to 180 lbs, though.
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Damn, mvscal gets the Rice a Roni for a year. Looks like the Juice is elgible for parole in 9 years but was actually sentenced to 33.
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LAS VEGAS (AP) - A broken O.J. Simpson was sentenced Friday to as much as 33 years in prison for a hotel armed robbery after a judge rejected his apology and said, "It was much more than stupidity." The 61-year-old football Hall of Famer stood shackled and stone-faced when Judge Jackie Glass quickly rattled off his punishment soon after he made a rambling, five-minute plea for leniency, choking back tears as he told her: "I didn't want to steal anything from anyone. ... I'm sorry, sorry."
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I wonder, once he's in the "general population", whether he'll become a pitcher or a catcher.
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He'll probably hook up with the Muslims.
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Kicking your teeth down your throat before wishing you die a slow, painful death in a vat of sulfuric acid is melting?Goober McTuber wrote:Just so you know, it would be a lot more fun if you melted down, started sputtering and cursing and fuming, with spittle raining down on your monitor. You could take some pointers from Screw_Michigan.
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Wish in one hand and shit in the other, Scewball, and see which one fills up first. Keep dreaming, dickbreath.Screw_Michigan wrote:Kicking your teeth down your throat before wishing you die a slow, painful death in a vat of sulfuric acid is melting?Goober McTuber wrote:Just so you know, it would be a lot more fun if you melted down, started sputtering and cursing and fuming, with spittle raining down on your monitor. You could take some pointers from Screw_Michigan.
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Would OJ spend any time in Gen Pop? I profess my ignorance of the workings of prisons.
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I guess OJ was thinking, fukkk, I lopped 2 domes off and walked despite overwhelming evidence, why plea to this?
I guess somebody forgot to tell him that johnny cochran isn't taking any new cases these days.
War Karma!
I guess somebody forgot to tell him that johnny cochran isn't taking any new cases these days.
War Karma!
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Let's see if we can help you with that.PSUFAN wrote:Would OJ spend any time in Gen Pop? I profess my ignorance of the workings of prisons.
Carry lots of smokes, don't drop the soap.
That's pretty much all you need
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9 years to search the same 6 by 10 foot space for the real killers?
If he doesn't find them in that time frame, they just aren't in there.
If he doesn't find them in that time frame, they just aren't in there.
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He found the soap he wanted with his commissary and was glad for it.
That was until Tiny yelled down from the tiers about his brand new leash.
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Pardon, but who put together a jury without any blacks? His lawyers must have been delighted.
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