Are you dipshits going to keep posting 'til the day you die?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:53 am

I'm not.

I'm seriously about ready to check out.

Maybe as a New Year's Resurrection.

I've pretty much climbed every mountain there is to climb in my years on the boards.
A lot of people have been fucked up by me.
This is legend.

There is no fresh challenge and I'm not going to be pecking away at my keyboard to snuff out interweb 'tards while high tide rolls in in my Depends.

I'm convinced that some of you fucktards are going to be laying on your death bed, jabbing away at the *CALL* button so the nurse, who knows every pimple on your pasty white ass, can roll in with a laptop for you to log on and try to get over on the Guntslingers of the world.

And then your sobbing wife, daughter or son will have to log on and report your death to the people of the forum.

And truth be told, nobody gives a rats fucking ASS if you suffered and died a horrible death.

Everyone is just tossing shit around in here.

It won't go down that way for me

Not me.
I've got bigger fish to fly.

I'm about out.

11 days and counting .........

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 2:55 am

'Sup Dave? Bad Kimchi?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:38 am

poptart wrote: I'm about out.

Consider yourself run.

Or not... you'll be posting with your homies until the bitter end.

Merry Christmas, 'tart.

Whatever fucked up mood you're in... realize that this too shall pass.

Willie McGee · Post by **Willie McGee** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:33 am

I plan on staying around for the long haul.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:47 am

'sup willie?

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:51 am

grumpy-bumpy

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:57 am

poptart wrote:I've pretty much climbed every mountain there is to climb in my years on the boards.
A lot of people have been fucked up by me.
This is legend.

Ah, yeah, it's probably time for you to give this up.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:43 am

'tart's been runned

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:51 am

poptart wrote:I'm not.

I'm seriously about ready to check out.

Maybe as a New Year's Resurrection.

I've pretty much climbed every mountain there is to climb in my years on the boards.
A lot of people have been fucked up by me.
This is legend.

There is no fresh challenge and I'm not going to be pecking away at my keyboard to snuff out interweb 'tards while high tide rolls in in my Depends.

I'm convinced that some of you fucktards are going to be laying on your death bed, jabbing away at the *CALL* button so the nurse, who knows every pimple on your pasty white ass, can roll in with a laptop for you to log on and try to get over on the Guntslingers of the world.

And then your sobbing wife, daughter or son will have to log on and report your death to the people of the forum.

And truth be told, nobody gives a rats fucking ASS if you suffered and died a horrible death.

Everyone is just tossing shit around in here.

It won't go down that way for me

Not me.
I've got bigger fish to fly.

I'm about out.

11 days and counting .........

I was thinking of stopping at 9999.

So 569 posts to go or so.

I've about my fill of Birdy, pickle, and lts trn2 type posts.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:57 am

Gobbler wrote:Ah, yeah, it's probably time for you to give this up

No offense, Gobbler, but you're minor league.
A slappy who's "game" is much better suited for action at the KC board where Paula has been relocated to.

You cruise threads here and pop in with such foul one-line stench posts that they make Jefferey Dahmer's refrigerator smell like the kitchen at the French Laundry, by comparison

In fact, come to think of it, if posters here were restaurants, you'd be doing great if you upgraded yourself to a fucking Fuddruckers.

I know your life up in the Dairyland sucks royal hog, so I can almost excuse your "cruise-and-suck-dick" board behavior.

I mean, what excatly the fuck goes on in Wisconsin, anyway?

A place where "summer" is defined as three months of horseshit sledding.
A place where "diversity" means having black, brown and white cows.
A place where "culture" means gathering the family around the living to spin old Weavers tunes.

http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=WyX-Rc8A1cg

Do yourself a favor, champ.
Take your hand off your udder and away from the - Submit - key which has turned you into such a remarkable fool, and go find Paul to chase around some more.

That's your game, slappy.

Gobbler. lmao

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:24 am

I was about to go tell 'tard to get off his fucking high horse and go fuck himself, but he laid out an epoch fucking balst for the ages that was well needed in this place: a no-nonsense ball-breaking, taking no-prisoners assault. Not like Gobbles is tough to run, shit, I've been swatting him off my balls with my motherfucking paws since I've been posting in this fair forum.

More 'tart, less Gobbles, and we all could learn a bit from this lesson.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:32 am

Hard to say pop.

Frequency in posting comes and goes, but for the most part T1B has a lot of great people posting here - on all sides of the aisle - that offer great dialog, debate and incredible insight. And it's funny at the same time.

The run up to the election was fun and interesting, as I knew it would be but I've burned out on political shit and there really isn't much to talk about ... yet. Something "big" will happen and we'll all get into a big brawl about it ... or maybe ... a big "Holy Shit" thread about it.

But my posts will be scarce, got a lot going on with a son, volunteering, school, and potentially a job change where I won't be free to check the site during the day. Right now, the epicosity that is T1B is an ALT-TAB away while some SQL backup runs, or whatever. My next job might not be so kind in terms of monitoring websites and such.

Terry in Crapchester · Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:22 pm

Mister Bushice wrote:I've about my fill of Birdy, pickle, and lts trn2 type posts.

Agreed. That and the incessant race-baiting that goes on in the main forum have soured me on this forum.

As for where I stand on this, I'm probably somewhere between poptart's New Year's resolution and the people who'll be here, literally, on their death beds. I have no intention of doing that (and hopefully, that's at least a few more years away for me, anyway). I'm not going to make a firm commitment as to when I'm leaving, though. We've been down that road before with other posters, and most of them end up choking on those famous last words.

Having said all of that, this board has (imho, anyway) the best college football board on the interwebs. I'll probably be around there for awhile, although, admittedly, the board dies down considerably during the offseason.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:28 pm

I just come here for the late breaking news...and SCAT pics.

I'm convinced that some of you fucktards are going to be laying on your death bed, jabbing away at the *CALL* button so the nurse, who knows every pimple on your pasty white ass, can roll in with a laptop for you to log on and try to get over on the Guntslingers of the world.

This visual made me laugh out loud, btw.

Cat Daddy · Post by **Cat Daddy** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:59 pm

Most of you have already committed to posting on your little shithead message boards for the rest of your lives. We will continue to shove the prosthetic dick in all of your little internet pockets, and anyone who tries to personally fuck with us is at risk of being targeted specifically by Dan, resulting in mental instability for the rest of their days (see Quick, LoganFan, etc.).

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 6:30 pm

poptart wrote: You cruise threads here and pop in with such foul one-line stench posts that they make Jefferey Dahmer's refrigerator smell like the kitchen at the French Laundry, by comparison

With such epic blasts like that..don't let the door hit you in the ass...how long to think up such a brilliant analogy ?

In fact, come to think of it, if posters here were restaurants, you'd be doing great if you upgraded yourself to a fucking Fuddruckers.

Other epic blast from the "Tard's Guide to Internet Insults and Weak Ass Analogy's."

I know I suck royal hog, so I really love your "cruise-and-suck-dick" board behavior.

I mean, what excatly the fuck goes on in Wisconsin, anyway?

They manufacture dictionary's.

A place where "summer" is defined as three months of horseshit sledding.
A place where "diversity" means having black, brown and white cows.
A place where "culture" means gathering the family around the living to spin old Weavers tunes.

2 out of three is not bad..unless your reading overpowers your comprehension skills..You are possibly the only one on here to publicly state that "diversity" and "culture" actually mean a fucking thing to any one.

That's my game, slappy.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:21 pm

^^^^^ see tart, there's still plenty of work to be done...

something about plants dying and whatnot

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:30 pm

Don't mind Derron, Felix.
Now that he's tickled our funny bone with another of his Quote function masterpieces, I'm sure he'll be off to pound some nails, bevel his board, or prepare himself for tomorrow's "sack" lunch with the boss.

I'm not necessarily saying Derron is a dumb@ss, just that I wouldn't bet the OVER on his SAT having made it into 4-digit territory.

upstart · Post by **upstart** » Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:42 am

Pop,I don't post much but I do read the fourm and have enjoyed your posts.

Word of advice.....never say never.

Good luck and as I recall your son had joined the militray a few years ago-pass along a thanks to him.

BTW,it was a fumble

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:59 pm

poptart wrote:
Gobbler wrote:Ah, yeah, it's probably time for you to give this up
No offense, Gobbler, but you're minor league.

Yes, and you’re a self-proclaimed legend. Get over yourself already.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:34 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:I was about to go tell 'tard to get off his fucking high horse and go fuck himself, but then I decided instead to....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:16 pm

It depends...

If mvscal realizes that it's in fact he who is the dumbfuck here before I should draw my final breath...

then no.

But considering how much progress I've made in that department over the last 8 years...

probably yes.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:43 pm

There are some among us ('sup, PUS?) who would contend that posting continues post-dirtnap.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:21 pm

I'd be doubtful...but there you are, ex post facto...

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:04 am

Jsc810 wrote:I've posted from several hospital beds, including the day a code was called on me. So yeah, probably so.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:45 am

poptart wrote:.
A slappy who's "game" is much better suited for action at the KC board where Paula has been relocated to.

Nail meet hammer - If smack wasn't dead then Goobs has pushed it to Wolfmanesque limits.
Not saying he's the only one, but his appearance here emphazied the point

As the main board we're kinda at the crossroads of what we were, what we are and what we'd want to be.

What we were -a reasonably funny clone spin off that suffered the overall decline of smack as an artform worthy of the time to construct it

What we are - A political hodgepodge of basic insults with complete lack of open thought on opposing opinions. A Current event commentary dragged down by feeble attempts at humor. A board where most members won't share personal experience for fear of the internet boogieman. It's a board where dudes with 10,000 posts will be glad to play Web sociopath, tough guy or Klansman but don't have the balls to say what they do for a living. Some of the ones that do fall into the AP category and we all know where that leads. On the plus side we have kick ass CFB, tech and music fourms where some cool folks hang out.

What we want to be - Who the fuck knows with some of you - but for my part I'm glad to have met some pretty cool "real" people over the years, had a lot of laughs... well some laughs.... and been in a lot of football related time killing stuff.

Happy Holidays T1B

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:05 am

Jsc wrote:I've posted from several hospital beds, including the day a code was called on me. So yeah, probably so.

You and C'Mike came to mind when I put this thread up.

In a half-coma and laying in my own piss, some fugly nurse (at least she's not AP) snakes a rectal thermometer up my arse while I mutter and sputter some barely intelligible pleading about ... the Cul de Smack.

Not IN.

I'm gonna check out of here while I've got my wits about me.

You people are mostly ignorant rubes who can continue to sling your insults toward faceless internet anonymites (if that is a werd -- I'm sure Dinsdale will tell me if it's not).

I'm not playing that game until I swim in my own piss.

As I've stated, I've had to fuck up a lot of people.
But there is a time when you've got to think about the future.
Why would I spend my dying days thinking about a Goober?
These people are the kind who, in real life, I would reach up and slap in the face when they failed to comply with my given request for plastic, not paper.

I am re-evaluating my priorities right now.

New Year's soul searching.

But Merry Christmas!

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:26 am

Alrighty then, pop. See you at the next 9:07 pm CST chat!

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:40 am

poptart wrote: I'm gonna check out of here while I've got my wits about me.

Too late, you've already lost them. About the time the tuck rule became manifest. That was a meltdown for the ages. You still haven't gotten over it, have you?

If you want to leave, don't let the door hit you in the ass while going all OCMike for the next 10 days during the countdown.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:43 am

poptart wrote:
Jsc wrote:I've posted from several hospital beds, including the day a code was called on me. So yeah, probably so.
You and C'Mike came to mind when I put this thread up.

In a half-coma and laying in my own piss, some fugly nurse (at least she's not AP) snakes a rectal thermometer up my arse while I mutter and sputter some barely intelligible pleading about ... the Cul de Smack.

Not IN.

I'm gonna check out of here while I've got my wits about me.

You people are mostly ignorant rubes who can continue to sling your insults toward faceless internet anonymites (if that is a werd -- I'm sure Dinsdale will tell me if it's not).

I'm not playing that game until I swim in my own piss.

As I've stated, I've had to fuck up a lot of people.
But there is a time when you've got to think about the future.
Why would I spend my dying days thinking about a Goober?
These people are the kind who, in real life, I would reach up and slap in the face when they failed to comply with my given request for plastic, not paper.

I am re-evaluating my priorities right now.

New Year's soul searching.

But Merry Christmas!

pussy

I'll let you borrow one of my 300 rings if you will stick around. It will be the closest you ever come to one.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:00 am

Adelpiero wrote: ...one of my 300 rings

One of? :?

Sorry 'tart... I'm gonna' have to hijack this thread since we don't have a bowling forum. Actually, I'm not sorry... this thread needs to be hijacked before it really devolves into shit troll mayhem. Thank me later. Much later.

Just how many 300 rings do you own, adel? Don't lie to me.

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:08 am

War Wagon wrote:
Adelpiero wrote: ...one of my 300 rings
One of? :?

Sorry 'tart... I'm gonna' have to hijack this thread since we don't have a bowling forum. Actually, I'm not sorry... this thread needs to be hijacked before it really devolves into shit troll mayhem. Thank me later. Much later.

Just how many 300 rings do you own, adel? Don't lie to me.

3 300's and a 299. 2 300 rings and 1 299 ring, 1 of them i got hosed out of, league commish said i didn't pay for my ABC card, so no ring.

havent bowled in 5+ years now. It was something to do after work once a week, while drinking.

Poptart has seen them, i took a picture of them, to show him what one would look like, if he ever had sack to get one. I have never worn them, c'mon, it's a bowling ring for christs sake.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:24 am

If we get a bowling forum up in this bitch I might hang around.

Or Jarts.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:38 am

I hear Ween likes to bowl. Discuss?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:39 am

Adelpiero wrote: havent bowled in 5+ years now.

Yeah, I took a few years off myself. Got burned out. But when I came back, it was better than ever. Averaging 202 in my Sunday night mixed league throwing my 15 year old nicked up Blue Hammer. Rack Faball. They don't make urethane balls anymore and the oil patterns these days can't deal with that blocked shot... or so my wife says. Woman shot 640 last night and put me to shame. Lefty shouldn't be talking to me about a blocked shot.

I have never worn them, c'mon, it's a bowling ring for christs sake.

Me either, don't wear jewelry of any sort, not even a wedding ring cause of factory rules. I just carry it around in my double ball bag and show it off on occasion. March 25th, 2007 enscribed...

Me, at 45 years old... throwing a perfect sanctioned game. I still can't believe it.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:44 am

poptart wrote:Or Jarts.

IN.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:47 am

drive by rack for poptart

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:54 am

PSUFAN wrote:I hear Ween likes to bowl. Discuss?

Ween?

Can we get an MGMT forum up in this bitch?

I love bowling against hotshot youngsters. There's nothing like the crestfallen look on their faces after they get schooled by some older, determined, crafty folks.

I've had that look on my face a time or 12.

Anyways, I'm pretty damn sure that adel and I would win the first annual T1B scratch doubles bowling tournament. We'd rule and stuff.

For handicapped leagues, we'd maybe take both 'tart and PUS as long as they make good beer bitches of themselves.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:53 am

Mace wrote:Do Missouri bowling alleys still have dirt floors for lanes and white lightnin' at the bar? Just checkin'.

Nyet to the dirt floors...

Hell yes to the white lightnin' or anything else your sheep molesting heart could desire.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:17 am

RadioFan wrote:
poptart wrote:Or Jarts.
IN.

ditto....but not these pussified imitators

if we're not talking the steel-tipped, razor sharp bone piercing eye gouging originals

I'm definitely out....