Are you dipshits going to keep posting 'til the day you die?

[Dinsdale]

Anyways, I'm pretty damn sure that adel and I would win the first annual T1B scratch doubles bowling tournament. We'd rule and stuff.

You don't know me from ADAM.

Don't know if I've mentioned this, but Oregon is THE world's hotbed of bowling (sup not in... but puh-fucking-LEEZ don;t try and argue this point -- sin, the first 3 guys to ever pull 7 digits in the PBA)...


I could easily send in a ringer, posing as Dins.

An old buddy of mine, Bowling Dave, was considered THE best bowler on Planet Earth in his day.

Have I told this story to you bowling losers?

Motherfucker bagged his 24th sanctioned 300 by the time he was 24.

Never joined the PBA because he wanted to stay in the U&L and smoke weed... joined after a failed marriage and career, and never got it going on the pro circuit.

First guy to repeat as Portland Masters Champion. If any of you "bowling fans" remember the unfuckingreal tear that Norm Duke went on in the mid-90's (look it up), Dave drew him in the first round of the (national) Masters when he was on his 11-PBA event streak going into the Masters (1995???), as the reigning Masters Champ. The Little Big Man found himself smack dab in the middle of the losers' bracket after Dave got done with him... the Man who brought Duke's Reign of Terror to an end... and sucked hard on the last day, for an 8th place finish... Homeboy was fucking pissed when I picked him up at the airport (the Masters was in Mobile, AL, whatever year that was).


No, seriously... dude was considered THE best bowler in the world by the "people in the know"... and has played pot games with Earl Anthony, Duke, and all of those guys... and has taken all of their money.

Watched the motherfucker hit a turkey... on the next lane over.



I haven't seen Dave in a while... last I heard from the local bowlingdorks, he moved back U&L, and is struggling hard to keep his PBA card. Guess he should have taken that guaranteed PBA contract when they waved it at him and wanted to make him "the new face of the PBA"... I personally witnessed the PBA reps stalking him after tournies, paperwork in hand.


Bro used to make pretty fat money on the U&L amateur circuit, which made him hesistant to pull the trigger on the PBA deal, which would have essentially ended his lucrative am career.

I spent a few years of my younger days semi-suppoting Dave's childhood friend, Bowlin'/Drunk Bob. Rarely saw him, but every time I staggered in the front door, tripped over at least a dozen bowling balls, including a couple of examples of the

Blue Hammer.

...


drilled for different conditions, of course.


I grew up with a huge bowling ally being the closest business... and never got into it.

But it's one of my great claims to fame... I used to hang out with the best bowler in the world (who would prove it anytime, anywhere, for $500 a pop, which Earl never took him up on, on the lanes Earl owned... but he gunned Dave Husted down in his own house consistantly... and yes, I've met Earl (RIP) and Husted on multiple occasions)...


So RACK me for my associations... yet another claim to Dinsdalian Greatness.

[Dinsdale]

(if that is a werd -- I'm sure Dinsdale will tell me if it's not)

No...

Dinsdale will use his powers to make it a werd.

[RumpleForeskin]

My old man was a helluva bowler and so was my grandfather on my mother's side. But nobody could match the cunning skill of my mother's mother. She was a legend in her own right down in Pasadena, Texas back in the day. I'm not sure if the alley is still standing, but her name was posted in painted-blue cardboard cutout letters with two perfect games to her name along with two 299s to boot. I remember being a kid and walking to the lanes from their house and I would see her name posted on the long wall at the very end of the alley. In her glory days, she'd probably take Adel and Wagon for a spin on the hustler train sparing them their hands with some skin on it at the end of the night.

[Dinsdale]

dumbshits who jump into threads and have no clue.

I believe Fagdangle is from Misery, for your edification.


Although the "dumbshit" assessment was pretty fucking $$$$$.

[Mister Bushice]

G'head, dipshits. A few more strolls down bowling memory lane is JUST what this fucking place needs.

Pop. Maybe you could skip right past the piss stained bed and just off yourself before more fond bowling stories get posted?

Dinsdale - trying to get Bowling Bode? for knowing a good bowler?

Can you say:



l to r: dinsdale, normal people


Bowling. What you do when there ain't nothing else to do and your wife is fat.

[Dinsdale]

Buschice -- trying to get posting BODE for his unwavering dedication to ever-failing to see tongue-in-cheek shit when he sees it?


Can you say:


[img]NoSenseOfHumorWhatsoever?[/img]



Please pack it in. It will certainly give us Lifers a great deal more peace and joy when you do.

[Mister Bushice]

Nope.

Just trying to trigger the spinsdale "bu bu bu bu but that's not what I meant I was only kidding" pavlovian type response.

Works every time. :)

[Dinsdale]

That's really what you're going with?


Really?



"I'm a humorless board-killer, therefore I have BODE!"


Really?


A perfect summary of your posting career.

[RumpleForeskin]

The hell?

[Mister Bushice]

I won't be posting in this toilet anymore.

Well, then. That makes it that much less of a toilet for everyone else staying.

[poptart]

I don't what the hell has happened to this thread, but I think Guntslinger was just run.

Amidst all the epcot bowling stories, for that to happen is a pretty coolio dealio.


RACK Felix for getting that the round-tip Jarts are made for all the candy-ass "Aidens" of the world.

Those faggot sticks were brought to us by the same group of Feminazis who gave us no-scorekeeping soccer, bicycle helmets and "no tag" schoolyards.

If the potential isn't there for a drunk uncle or neighborhood dweebzero to end up on the receiving end of the sharp tip of a Jart gone "astray," then fuck it all to hell, because the game just ain't worth a shit anymore.

[trev]

Poptart, you're a bright and sweet spot on these boards. Thanks for your contributions.

Queen of page 3.

[Felix]

You keep it around and you reap what you sew you fucking idiots.

thanks for the sig

[Johnny Bold]

I'm not.
I'm seriously about ready to check out.
Maybe as a New Year's Resurrection.

Everyone is just tossing shit around in here.
It won't go down that way for me
Not me.
I've got bigger fish to fly.

I'm about out.
11 days and counting .........

So this is where they said it would be.

Poppers is one of three I look for as I partake in my monthly walk by.
I know I would surely miss reading The Tart.

God Bless, Bro - tl.
- All

BTW:
If words were children - there would surely be incest afoot

[socal]

I hear Ween likes to bowl. Discuss?

Where'd the cheese go?

Barren down the hatches!

[smackaholic]

birdy,

can you possibly make a single post that has anything to do with mvscal without a black cock reference?

and weren't you supposed to be gone?

[smackaholic]

leave OCD mike out of this, jack. he's actually missed unlike birdshit.

[XXXL]

I can't see life w/o T1B or the other board. I'm in forever!