RACK the Inauguration!

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RACK the Inauguration!

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As the sheep of this country embrace the beginning of the end and the onset of the Socialist Republic of America, at least there has been one heartwarming bright spot:

WASHINGTON (AP) - Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-Mass., battling a brain tumor, became ill at a post-inauguration luncheon for President Barack Obama on Tuesday and was rushed by ambulance to a hospital.

There was no immediate word from medical personnel on his condition, although fellow senators said he had suffered an apparent seizure and remained conscious as he was taken for further evaluation.

A spokeswoman at the Washington Hospital Center, where Kennedy was taken, said he was awake and answering questions. His wife Vicki and son, Rep. Patrick Kennedy, D-R.I., were with him.

There was no immediate word on what tests would be conducted. Standard procedure in cases like Kennedy's calls for a CT scan to search for any bleeding or any other abnormalities in the brain.

Kennedy, 76, had appeared in good health and spirits hours earlier when he stepped out of the Capitol and onto the inauguration platform where Obama took the oath of office.

Sen. Robert C. Byrd, 91, also was taken from the luncheon but it was not clear whether his departure was prompted by his health.

Kennedy has suffered seizures since he was stricken and had surgery for his tumor last year, but it was not known what caused him to fall ill at the early afternoon lunch.

Former Vice President Walter F. Mondale said Kennedy was swapping stories with others at their table when "something happened. I don't know what it was, he just stopped."

"It was really kind of a shock to us all," he added.

Sen. Jay Rockefeller, D-W., Va., told reporters the president rushed over to Kennedy's side.

"There was a call for silence throughout the room," he said. "The president went over immediately. The lights went down, just to reduce the heat, I think."

In his remarks, Obama said his prayers were with the stricken senator, his family and wife, Vicki.

"He was there when the Voting Rights Act passed, along with John Lewis who was a warrior for justice.

"And so I would be lying to you if I did not say that right now a part of me is with him. And I think that's true for all of us," Obama said.

Screw this inauguration party --let's organize a dance on the motherfucker's grave, hopefully while he's still alive to see it.
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This guy's a warhorse. He's not going down until all of us stop anticipating it to happen any second. Also when he finally croaks, I see no reason he can't be reanimated for public appearances, like Cheney was for 8 years.
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...women on bus...boy playing in sandbox...Kennedy, face in soup...change.
...Man banging spoon on garbage can, marching...Byrd,revisiting the sheet,sans eyeholes...hope.

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FUCK YOU. FUCK YOu bASTARDSs
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None of you matter so who gives a fuck what you think!
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Trampis wrote:...women on bus...boy playing in sandbox...Kennedy, face in soup...change.
...Man banging spoon on garbage can, marching...Byrd,revisiting the sheet,sans eyeholes...hope.

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Do not listen to Ron Dickless!
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OBAMA IS GOD!!! DO NOT MESS WITH GOD!!!
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