(!) 1,000th post (!)

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:00 pm

As I approach the milestone of my 1,000th post I find my self wondering what I should hang up in here to mark said occasion.

Any picture posting is out as that is far beyond my abilities.
Perhaps a re-set of some of the " high/low lights'\" over the years. Maybe a top 10 list of best/ worst posters over the years. A list of FSU's players that have been arrested since the boards inception,... nah to much typing.
Suggestions?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:20 pm

This one should be a no brainer...

FSU hotties. New ones too, not just the same old pics of Jen and her crew.

Pic posting is definitely not out.

-Find a pic you like online

-Right click

-Click on "Properties," at the very bottom

-Highlight the url address

-Right click

-Click on "Copy"

-Create your post. Type in

, immediately following the appearance of that url you just copied and pasted.

It will look like something like this in your post...

[img]http:fsuhotties;yadayadayada;jpg[/img]

Here's an example...

Now, granted, she's standing inside a classroom and she's standing at the blackboard holding a piece of chalk. So, she's obviously not an FSU co-ed. If she were she'd have a bottle of Boone's Farm in one hand and a cock in the other, with a second cock nutting on her forehead.

Also, her mouth would be full and she wouldn't be such a good speller.

Still, you get the idea.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:01 pm

What Van said...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:55 pm

Holy Jeebus on a pogo stick, that's a spanking hot hottie.

Rack Van.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:47 am

RACK Vannie. If she went to FSU, she'd be so hot she'd be beating off guys with both hands.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:52 pm

doesnt work ^^^^^

edit again.....wow! Check out my pic posting skills!!

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:00 am

Van,

You drastically overestimate Nolesy's keyboard skills even if your Mendoza Line is breathing.

Still...solid dude. Pre-rack on the 1k to come if he can find the Submit button 7 more times.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:07 pm

ok, I'll bite. What is a url adress?

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:35 pm

Nolesy wrote:ok, I'll bite. What is a url adress?

Look to the top of your computer screen. See the address bar there at the very top? Right now it reads "viewtopic.php?yadayada..."

It's a long coded address.

That's the url address for the page you're currently viewing. No other page on the internet shares that exact same url address.

Now, scroll up to that Rhoads Scholar girl I dropped in this thread. Place your mouse cursor directly on top of that picture. Now, right click your mouse. A menu will pop up. At the bottom of that menu will be the word "Properties." Left click on "Properties."

The url address for that pic will pop up.

Now all you have to do is highlight that url address, by left clicking and running your mouse cursor over that entire address. Doing this will highlight the url address in blue. Once you've highlighted the entire thing in blue you then right click again. That will bring up that same menu you saw before. This time however you left click on "Copy."

Now you've copied (stored) that url address.

To paste that url address into a thread here you right click again and when the menu pops up you left click on "Paste." Now you've pasted (included) that url address into the thread.

Now you bracket that url address with [img]and[/img].

When you're done it'll look like [img]url%20address[/img]

Leave no blank spaces on either side of the url address.

It's very simple. The entire process takes under five seconds.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 5:51 pm

Ok, let me get the next round of Nolesy questions for you in advance.

Van wrote:
Nolesy wrote:ok, I'll bite. What is a url adress?
Look to the top of your computer screen. See the address bar there at the very top? Right now it reads "viewtopic.php?yadayada..."

Mine just says Dell at the top of the computer screen.

It's a long coded address.

That's the URL address for the page you're currently viewing. No other page on the internet shares that exact same URL address.

Page? coded address? is this kind of like your zip code and then those last 4 numbers that no one knows?

Now, scroll up to that Rhoads Scholar girl I dropped in this thread. Place your mouse cursor directly on top of that picture. Now, right click your mouse. A menu will pop up. At the bottom of that menu will be the word "Properties." Click on "Properties."

The URL address for that pic will pop up.

^^^^ I have gone ahead and underlined some words that are confusing me. ^^^^

Now you've stored that URL address.

Where?

To paste that URL address into a thread here you have to type in [img] and then you right click again and when the menu pops up you hit "Paste." Now you've dropped that URL adress into the thread.

Mmmmmm.....paste.

It's very simple. The entire process takes under five seconds.

If it is so simple, why did you spend five minutes typing out how to do it in 5 seconds?

Sin,
Nolesy

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:09 pm

This lingo is getting pretty complicated. Might have to move this to the tech forum.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:19 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Ok, let me get the next round of Nolesy questions for you in advance.

Van wrote:
Nolesy wrote:ok, I'll bite. What is a url adress?
Look to the top of your computer screen. See the address bar there at the very top? Right now it reads "viewtopic.php?yadayada..."
Mine just says Dell at the top of the computer screen.

Bwaahahaa!!!!

Okay, fine.

Look, now that he knows what to look for I'm confident that he will locate the portion of his screen which is currently displaying the http://the oneboard.com/board/viewtopic.phb?.... script.

His eyes will land on it, now that he knows to look for it. Once he finds it he'll know what a url address looks like.

Nolesy, you see where the url address is located, inside that loooooooooong rectangle there near the top of the page? That's where the url address for anything will always be located.

It's a long coded address.

That's the URL address for the page you're currently viewing. No other page on the internet shares that exact same URL address.
Page? coded address? is this kind of like your zip code and then those last 4 numbers that no one knows?

Okay...

The part of your computer monitor (the big tv picture looking thing) that says "Dell" or "Sony" or "Hewlett Packard"? That's NOT what we're talking about here.

No, when we mention "page" we're talking about the pictures and words that appear on the screen, which is the glass portion of the monitor; where you view the stuff that changes all the time.

Now, scroll up to that Rhoads Scholar girl I dropped in this thread. Place your mouse cursor directly on top of that picture. Now, right click your mouse. A menu will pop up. At the bottom of that menu will be the word "Properties." Click on "Properties."

The URL address for that pic will pop up.
^^^^ I have gone ahead and underlined some words that are confusing me. ^^^^

"Scroll" means you use the little knurled wheel on the top of your mouse (in this case the "mouse" is typically the bean shaped plastic device which is about four inches long. It's the thing sitting on top of your computer table, adjacent to your keyboard. It has a long, plastic covered wire sticking out its rear) to roll the screen up or down. "Scrolling" allows you to quickly skip portions of the page you don't wish to view, by jumping forward or by jumping ahead on the screen, in an up and down linear fashion.

"Cursor" means the constantly moving little arrow, "Hamburger Helper" looking gloved hand or Roman column capital "I" shaped figure you see dancing willy nilly all over the screen of your computer whenever you grasp the mouse and move it around with your hand.

Go ahead and do it, right now. Grasp the mouse. (The other mouse, you freak.) Move the mouse in circles, and watch what happens to the screen you're viewing.

See the movement on the screen? See that little dude that moves in the same direction as the movements of your mouse?

That's your cursor. Think of it as your pointer, like an index finger for your computer. When you want to specify something on the screen you're viewing you "point to it" by rolling that mouse around until the cursor has landed on the item you wish to specifiy.

A "menu" is a list of command choices you will be given when you right click on your mouse. (Your mouse has two clickable buttons on top: a left button and a right button. "Left click" means you should click the left button. "Right click" means you should click the right button.)

When you right click on a picture you will see a menu pop up.

Go ahead and try it. Place your cursor right on top of the girl. Hell, place it right in the shadowed crevasse of her ass. Wiggle it around there a bit, as if it were your face. Now, right click on your mouse.

The thing that just popped up, totally fucking up your view of her ass? That's a menu.

It says words like "Copy," "Paste" and "Properties," among many other words.

Now you've stored that URL address.
Where?

Inside the mouse. Think of it that way. The mouse has eaten the url address for you, but don't worry. When you need to get that url address back the mouse will happily barf it back up for you, none the worse for wear.

To paste that URL address into a thread here you have to type in [img] and then you right click again and when the menu pops up you hit "Paste." Now you've dropped that URL adress into the thread.
Mmmmmm.....paste.

Exactly. Paste can be your friend, in a multitude of ways. It's not just what's for dinner anymore. Sure, it can be a nummy treat which then allows you to view the world differently. It can also be a command which allows you to post pics so that your friends on the internet might gain a clearer understanding of those things which typically motivate you to masturbate.

It's very simple. The entire process takes under five seconds.
If it is so simple, why did you spend five minutes typing out how to do it in 5 seconds?

Sin,
Nolesy

Got me there.

Dammit.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:22 pm

Indy, funny shit dude. I'm rolling and spiting coke zero out of my nostrils.

Van, you are either very helpful or a porn freak. if it's the latter, pm me your addy and I'll shoot you the funds to obtain the lates copy of hustler.

seriously, I'll try your instructions when I have an hour to burn.

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:24 pm

I don't want to confuse Nolesy any further, but don't you PC guys have the option to just "Copy Image Location" when you right click on an image?

Nolesy,
Just buy a Mac, man. You'll be surprised at how much more computer literate you'll feel when you're using a computer that's actually intuitively designed.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:47 pm

Mac Brown makes computors?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:47 am

Happy 1k-4, Noles Lover.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:27 pm

A few things...

RACK Nolesy. This boards NEEDS (more) representation of fans from the football factories... it's part of CFB's allure.

Second, RACK Vannie for being funny. RACK IF for being much funnier.

Third, can we call a moratorium on the horrid phrase "url adress"? It's a "URL," OR an "adress"... one or the other, not both... you know, since Van has been bagging on others' grammar and all. "Adress" OR "URL" -- "Universal Resource Locator" -- in other words, an "adress."

Your cooperation in the matters of my pet peeves is greatly appreciated in advance.

And one more thing -- that FSU Hottie is so hot, I'd lick her butthole in front of my parents.

Terry in Crapchester · Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:38 pm

Dinsdale wrote:A few things...

RACK Nolesy. This boards NEEDS (more) representation of fans from the football factories... it's part of CFB's allure.

I'll also rack Nolesy (and Wolverine Steve, for that matter) for being even less technologically proficient than I am.

Second, RACK Vannie for being funny. RACK IF for being much funnier.

Yep.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:15 am

Dins, then the expression "RBIs" must drive you up the fuggen wall, huh?

Irregardless.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:35 am

Van wrote:Dins, then the expression "RBIs" must drive you up the fuggen wall, huh?

That one gets a pass, I suppose because it's also used in the singular.

But irregardless, for all intensive purposes per say, the grammatical idiosyncrasies of the sports world don't bug me like the real life ones people use.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:03 am

Hella true.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:08 am

Aye, lads. 'tis a sad day for T1B'ers everywhere when a non-nude hottie merits the exclamation points. How f*ckin' old do you feel NOW compared to when you first started posting? Seriously...

the_ouskull

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:18 am

'skull, seriously, I didn't even realize someone had added the (!) to this thread. I wasn't even aware of the addition, even though it's not as if my eyes didn't see it.

I intentionally chose a picture which I felt would not necessitate a (!) being added to the thread title. One can see equally scantily clad women every night on network tv, and sometimes quite a bit more.

I thought that pic would be plenty safe.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 2:21 pm

I didn't add the !, but I agree with whoever did. That hottie's behind looks great to me - but it also looks pretty much unadorned. I think it's fair to warn folks who need to be careful at work. Also, perhaps the thread was marked in an anticipatory gesture, because in the past, folks used to throw up a lot of hottie pics in milestone threads.

Hey - we've got to do something to lure Lizard King out of his basement.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:07 pm

PSUFAN wrote:I didn't add the !, but I agree with whoever did. That hottie's behind looks great to me - but it also looks pretty much unadorned. I think it's fair to warn folks who need to be careful at work. Also, perhaps the thread was marked in an anticipatory gesture, because in the past, folks used to throw up a lot of hottie pics in milestone threads.

Hey - we've got to do something to lure Lizard King out of his basement.

Damn I haven't spoken to Liz or WaZ in forever and a day and they were the ones who drug me to the troll boards to troll the religious threads...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:27 pm

I think Art Bell told them not to post.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:44 am

PSUFAN wrote:I think it's fair to warn folks who need to be careful at work.

If you need to be warned about a hottie pic because you're afraid somebody is looking over your shoulder at work, then I suggest you shouldn't ever be on the internet goofing off at work, period.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:11 am

Since when did forklifts get internet access? Get off your fucking high horse, Whitey.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:38 am

Since when... I can do both.

Lately, it's a good idea to stay on the forklift. Actually accomplish something. I wonder if you've accomplished one damn thing in your entire miserable life. If so, do tell. I promise not to make fun of you.

No high horse here, Screwball... but I was working when you were in diapers.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:34 am

War Wagon wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:I think it's fair to warn folks who need to be careful at work.
If you need to be warned about a hottie pic because you're afraid somebody is looking over your shoulder at work, then I suggest you shouldn't ever be on the internet goofing off at work, period.

Your suggestion is duly noted.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:41 pm

War Wagon wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:I think it's fair to warn folks who need to be careful at work.
If you need to be warned about a hottie pic because you're afraid somebody is looking over your shoulder at work, then I suggest you shouldn't ever be on the internet goofing off at work, period.

^^^ What he said. ^^^

I was an intern in Dallas when I first started posting on the Rome site. Got is trouble a couple times because my project lead saw me posting on message boards way too much. If you'reworried about what someone at work may see, prolly shouldn't be here.

That being said, I still appreciate the (!) on anything that may even remotely be "racy". That at least gives me the option to not click on it and check it from home which I tend to do.

Nolesy · Post by **Nolesy** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:10 pm

Hell Frisco, if you'll post during your wifes labor and delivery, I doubt a lil thing like a job would slow you down.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:43 pm

I had to pass the time somehow between the backrubs and contractions. I MANNED UP and posted on T1B YOU ASS!!!!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:56 pm

War Wagon wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:I think it's fair to warn folks who need to be careful at work.
If you need to be warned about a hottie pic because you're afraid somebody is looking over your shoulder at work, then I suggest you shouldn't ever be on the internet goofing off at work, period.

The hottie pic, I have no problem with. The tags are for nudity, for the most part. I'm allowed to be on the internet at work "goofing off," but that doesn't mean I'm allowed to look at porn. That's what the tags are for. They're a simple, effortless way to give somebody a heads up, and if anybody has a problem with that, you can kindly get fucked.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:49 pm

If you don't need to be warned about ass showing up on your workplace screen, then you're probably posting from a forklift.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:45 pm

There's a LARGE difference between a scantily clad woman, the likes of which we see every day on network tv, and porn.

My understanding was the (!) was to be used in cases of nudity and/or porn. The pic I posted displayed neither. In fact, many a female Olympics volleyball picture is every bit as "pornographic" as the pic I posted. Swimming and diving too, plus those synchronized swimming whores.

These days a bit of bared ass flesh is considered neither nudity nor porn.

Sayin'.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:22 am

PSUFAN wrote:If you don't need to be warned about ass showing up on your workplace screen, then you're probably posting from a forklift.

Doesn't get it, even though it's pretty simple.

Nobody is paying you to spend one minute on T1B.

Douchebag, do you not get that, or are you self-employed?

Seriously, even though I can read and post from my forklift, that's a guilty pleasure I need to abstain from.

If that's your game, you're pretty much worthless. You must work at a credit card call center.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:26 am

when i see (!), i wanna see nipples.

i get the NSFW thing. but (!)=nipples, not just standard pervving.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:14 pm

King Crimson wrote:when i see (!), i wanna see nipples.

i get the NSFW thing. but (!)=nipples, not just standard pervving.

What he said!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 1:01 am

Van wrote:There's a LARGE difference between a scantily clad woman, the likes of which we see every day on network tv, and porn.

My understanding was the (!) was to be used in cases of nudity and/or porn. The pic I posted displayed neither. In fact, many a female Olympics volleyball picture is every bit as "pornographic" as the pic I posted. Swimming and diving too, plus those synchronized swimming whores.

These days a bit of bared ass flesh is considered neither nudity nor porn.

Sayin'.

And here's where what you're sayin' fails...

It's not up to YOU to decide.

Nor is it up to me.

Or PSU. Or MGO.

It's up to each individual employer, which no one here has control over.

Seems like it's in EVERYONE's better interest to provide too much warning, rather than not enough.

No need to lose any workday CFB popsters over something so silly.

Just my grossly overpriced $0.02... not an issue for me either way.