We're Texas

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:46 am

Besides USC playing in a BCS game, if I could pick just one game next year to watch in person it'd be the RRS. With both QBs returning and with Texas being so pissed about last season that ought to be the most emotionally charged game of the year, anywhere.

That's going to be one helluva game time atmosphere, especially if they both come in undefeated, which they obviously should.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:36 am

Van wrote:Besides USC playing in a BCS game, if I could pick just one game next year to watch in person it'd be the RRS. With both QBs returning and with Texas being so pissed about last season that ought to be the most emotionally charged game of the year, anywhere.

That's going to be one helluva game time atmosphere, especially if they both come in undefeated, which they obviously should.

It's always one hell of an atmosphere regardless.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:25 am

Tech, Texas and blOwU were all awarded a share of the Big 12 Title. look it up.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:15 pm

Vito Corleone wrote:Tech, Texas and blOwU were all awarded a share of the Big 12 Title. look it up.

i don't think there is going to be anywhere on the official Big XII site that lists UT and Tech as winning a share of the conference championship....South division maybe. If it's been awarded by the conference, why the need for the asterisk? Regardless, if OU had done this in reverse circumstances it would prove OU cheats for titles and Bob Stoops is everything that's wrong with football....unlike the Minister of "Class", Mack Brown, who wins his gentlemenly championships on the field with an uncorruptable commitment to fair play and cute puppies . Vito and Harv would be vomiting all over themselves in righteous indignation.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:14 pm

King Crimson wrote: Vito and Harv would be vomiting all over themselves in righteous indignation.

Don't they already do that as Tejass fans regardless, like the monks who committed to self flagellation during the bubonic plague, as penitence to God for the sins of others?

I'll take my answer off the air.

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:31 pm

Vito Corleone wrote:Tech, Texas and blOwU were all awarded a share of the Big 12 Title. look it up.

That's impossible.

The Big XII South, maybe, but not the overall Big XII title. No way.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:05 pm

Believe the Heupel wrote:See, Van, this is what we have to deal with in Big 12 land. Texas thinks they should have won the Big 12 Championship, so in their minds they did.

QFT!!!

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:58 pm

BTH, it's like you said, though. Vito is literally lying, in saying the Big XII awarded Texas and Taco Tech shares of the Big XII title.

That's not just myopia, or wishful thinking. That's stating something as a fact; something which is patently untrue.

Okay, it might not by lying, per se, it might just be misinformation, but...wow.

Vito has to know that no team who doesn't play in their CCG could ever be awarded a share of the overall Big XII title. He has to know how impossible his claim really is.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:35 pm

Van wrote:BTH, it's like you said, though. Vito is literally lying, in saying the Big XII awarded Texas and Taco Tech shares of the Big XII title.

That's not just myopia, or wishful thinking. That's stating something as a fact; something which is patently untrue.

Okay, it might not by lying, per se, it might just be misinformation, but...wow.

Vito has to know that no team who doesn't play in their CCG could ever be awarded a share of the overall Big XII title. He has to know how impossible his claim really is.

He and other Tejass fans know. They just choose to ignore reality because it doesn't suit their little fantasy world where they are Texas and by G-d because they are texass they are entitled to such respect and considerations.

The worst part about it is that you can fully expect that Vito or one of the other texass fans, such as Harv, will come back into this thread either claiming that it is a fact that they share the conference crown with the winners of the conference title game or continue to whine/make excuses ad nauseum about the great injustice done to tejass for not being awarded said title.

Damn it they're Texas! That should be respected and revered as their G-d given divine right regardless of performance on the field, record amongst the entire conference/division, rules, or standards set forth by the entire conference!!!

Van · Post by **Van** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:41 pm

They can bitch and moan about the Big XII South debacle, sure, but there's no way they can claim the Big XII awarded them and Taco Tech a share of the conference title, not even with an attached asterisk.

That's not a subjective statement, that's an objective falsehood. There is nothing hanging in the Texas locker room from the Big XII, saying Texas is co-champions of the Big XII in 2008.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:51 pm

Evidently our athletic dept can't seem to get their act together.

When it first went up, the claim from the athletic dept was that the Big 12 awarded a share of the title to each of the teams that tied for the best record at the end of the regular season. At lease that's how it was explained when it was noted about 3 months ago that it was up. Now the athletic department has backed off that statement and is telling everyone that it was a mistake and Mack is denying any knowledge of it. So at this point who the hell knows.

I know for a fact that Mack knew about it, and my opinion is that this was probably put up as a big fuck you to the BCS, Big 12 and Oklahoma.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:49 am

Vito Corleone wrote:SCS hit the nail on the head with his previous post.

FTFY.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:16 am

If I were recruiting for Oklahoma, A&m, Taco Tech, etc..... I would point out the big lie hanging on Texas' wall and make my contention that Tejas probably lied to "you and your mama" when they recruited you.

Make that shit hurt!

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:55 am

If I am not mistaken, it was a 3 way tie for the Big XII South. The winner by tie-breaker was OU. Yet, there was a 3 way tie. I am in Lubbock and they all claim a piece of the South for 2008. What a bunch of fuckers. We should alert the media and have the whipped and flogged like OU gets beat in Bowl games.

I wear my Cilace with pride.

Also, don't ever let [urlhttp://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared- ... withd.html]facts [/url] get in the way of a good story.

H4life....Mack doesn't have to lie to get recruits. If he did lie like......a certain coach at LSU, Russell Sheppard would be playing WR at UT and not QB.....wait a minute......he lasted 4 days as a QB?????? at LSU.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:59 am

if you are going to launch a righteous "fuck you" at the BCS, NCAA, and OU....better to do something that doesn't make the rest of the nation laugh at you. way to turn whatever national sympathy UT may have had about last year into ridicule through sheer petulance and poorly played narcissism.

even ESPN's Southwest Conference super-wonk Tim Griffin didn't even defend it.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:45 am

The facts about the Big 12 championship are that two teams played in that game and both had one thing in common, they got their asses kicked by Texas by a combined 35 points.

As far as Texas is concerned Oklahoma was paper champs, the real champs of the Big 12 were not given the chance to claim their title.

To me it's all in the past, we are going to kick the living shit out of you next year, oh wait, we did that last year.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:58 am

everyone is familiar with the situation and your "take" on it Vito (you pissed your pants in Lubbock, quit pretending like that didn't happen--and more importantly, quit pretending like the rest of the nation should too*). it's the whiny ass, "we're the victim" asterisk business we're talking about.

*and if you wanted to hammer home the point, UT should have run Ohio State (a team that was 1-2 against the ranked teams on it's schedule) off the field. Instead, ratcheting up the delusion, UT fan also expects the national CFB world to pretend like that was some monumental victory. like i said, whatever sympathy UT may have had, it's lost it with typical petulance and poorly played PR narcissism....and moreover, made the CFB world laugh at you. that you fail to see that, is the subject of this thread.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:18 pm

Vito's first post...

Vito Corleone wrote:SCS hit the nail on the head with his previous post.

Harv's first post....

Harvdog wrote:On both accounts and predictions, vito.

Vito's second post...

Vito Corleone wrote:I had to make sure the ad naseum portion of the SCS prediction withstood. Thanks for understanding.

Damn it we're Texas!!!

The only thing missing in this thread now is a youtube video of someone snarling and poor texas' students acting out their little fantasies about Big 12 Title games...

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:39 pm

Believe the Heupel wrote:I guess in Texas-land Maryland is the NCAA basketball champion this year. They did, after all, beat both of the teams in the championship game.

maybe your pee brain doesn't comprehend the difference between college basketball and college football, so I'll explain it.

basketball has a little tournament known as March Madness where 64 teams get together to see who is #1.
college football doesn't have that, they like to point out that the season is like a playoff.

Well if the season is like a playoff then why is it that Team A can beat the shit out of Team B but Team B is the one that gets to play in the conference championship over Team A.

I know what you are going to come back with Team C beat Team A and lost to Team B so that the tie breaker was who the voters thought was better. The facts are that team C was not in the picture as far as the voters were concerned due to their national ranking at the time the choice was made. It was only team A and B, but the joke of a system still chose the lesser of the two teams and that was proven in their bowl game.

Facts are that Texas not joklahoma ended up the higher ranked team with the best record in the Big 12. The only black spot on our record was a last second loss on the road.

Total number of points in Texas losses 6pts
Total number of points in joklahoma losses 20pts

Best teams Texas beat Oklahoma and Ohio State
Best teams Joklahoma beat: TCU and Taco Tech

I could go on and give statistics against opponents ranked in the top 10 but I will save you the drama, Texas looks damn good and Oklahoma looks like shit. Everyone knows blOwU in the official conference champs but the truth of the matter is they were paper champs, the world knows it, and they know it.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:07 pm

just as an aside, for a team that's had 60 hung on them twice in the last decade in Dallas, you have an interesting definition of "beat the shit out of"--the phrase you've now used more than once.

War Stoops · Post by **War Stoops** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:35 am

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:49 am

King Crimson wrote:just as an aside, for a team that's had 60 hung on them twice in the last decade in Dallas, you have an interesting definition of "beat the shit out of"--the phrase you've now used more than once.

When you make a team quit in the 4th quarter like the sooners typically do the term "Beat the Shit" seems to fit nicely. Remind me again when was the last time the sooners actually won a BCS bowl game? What is your record over the last 5 years in bowl games? Who were some of those losses to? Please also explain for us why you lost those games?

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:52 am

King Crimson wrote:everyone is familiar with the situation and your "take" on it Vito (you pissed your pants in Lubbock, quit pretending like that didn't happen--and more importantly, quit pretending like the rest of the nation should too*). it's the whiny ass, "we're the victim" asterisk business we're talking about.

*and if you wanted to hammer home the point, UT should have run Ohio State (a team that was 1-2 against the ranked teams on it's schedule) off the field. Instead, ratcheting up the delusion, UT fan also expects the national CFB world to pretend like that was some monumental victory. like i said, whatever sympathy UT may have had, it's lost it with typical petulance and poorly played PR narcissism....and moreover, made the CFB world laugh at you. that you fail to see that, is the subject of this thread.

If you wanted to prove you deserved the opportunity to play for the championship maybe you should have beat Florida. Oh wait, that would mean stoops actually winning a bowl game. I'm sorry I forgot that stoops is allergic to bowl games. Remind me again when was the last time boobie actually won a BCS game?

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:15 pm

two posts that say exactly the same thing...and are more about your oft-repeated Horn talking points more than the topic. You are still back peddling from the idiotic statement you made in your first post.

touch yourself and play the "blow U" ad hominem all you want Vito, but UT made fools of themselves. and since you are the macho-ist swinging dicks on the national stage (in your mind)...don't expect everyone NOT to laugh at the weak-as-hell, spoiled little girl in lacy underpants with a big shit stain asterisk.

Tech probably considers UT a paper asterisk champ. Your logic is there for them, too. They probably see themselves as the "true" asterisk champ, but Mike the Pirate just couldn't "gay" up and put it on the wall.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:03 pm

King Crimson wrote:two posts that say exactly the same thing...and are more about your oft-repeated Horn talking points more than the topic. You are still back peddling from the idiotic statement you made in your first post.

touch yourself and play the "blow U" ad hominem all you want Vito, but UT made fools of themselves. and since you are the macho-ist swinging dicks on the national stage (in your mind)...don't expect everyone NOT to laugh at the weak-as-hell, spoiled little girl in lacy underpants with a big shit stain asterisk.

Tech probably considers UT a paper asterisk champ. Your logic is there for them, too. They probably see themselves as the "true" asterisk champ, but Mike the Pirate just couldn't "gay" up and put it on the wall.

and Tech..... they also consider OU the paper champ because according to your logic and coach Stoops logic, head to head doesn't matter. Who cares that you beat them head to head. It does not matter. All that matters is that the media bought into the bullshit that is Stoops "mythical" powers. The same powers that saw him lose to

Boise Freaking State
&
West Virginia

Since we are on the subject of "bush" how about this tidbit from a fishwrap in Okieland.

War Stoops · Post by **War Stoops** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:04 pm

You're right, Harv. Your link to an opinion column about basketball in a Tulsa paper does prove that Texas was right to claim a share of the Big 12 football title. Thanks for clearing that up for us and sorry that we dared suggest it was a bush league move.

Jesus Christ...most of us had the stones to admit that Texas got screwed in the BCS. Why can't the resident Longhorns just admit that, while the system may suck, OU won the Big 12 title fair and square according to the rules set forth many years ago and that any attempt by another school to claim said title is uber-douchebaggery.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:26 pm

War Stoops wrote:You're right, Harv. Your link to an opinion column about basketball in a Tulsa paper does prove that Texas was right to claim a share of the Big 12 football title. Thanks for clearing that up for us and sorry that we dared suggest it was a bush league move.

Jesus Christ...most of us had the stones to admit that Texas got screwed in the BCS. Why can't the resident Longhorns just admit that, while the system may suck, OU won the Big 12 title fair and square according to the rules set forth many years ago and that any attempt by another school to claim said title is uber-douchebaggery.

I know we got screwed. OU had the higher BCS ranking and got to play Florida. Did I agree with it? No. But it is what it is and those werer the rules at the start of the season. If you would have told Texas fan last year that we would end the season 12-1 with a win over OU and a BCS victory, we would have taken it. It was a major tease. It's like getting the tip in and the nshe says stop.

The link was simple.....it was a ridiculous article claiming OU would have played for the MNC in Basketball if Texas had not "thugged" Blake Griffin. That is as ridiculous as some moron at Texas claiming we won the Big XII in football. Yes, we did beat both teams that played in the game, but we didn't get the opportunity because of the rules. That's how it goes. Do I think we should have put up a mention with an *? No. It was dumb. Once Mack found out he told them to take it down. It is now gone.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:44 pm

the only thing Harv, is that one act was undertaken by the University itself (the asterisk) and the article you cite is from an opinion piece from one of the dumbest morons in the Oklahoma sports press (which is saying a lot)--and hardly represents OU in an official capacity. Sittler thinks he's "controversial" or something. He's trolling for Sooner Cletus most of the time. He usually lauds OU hoops backhandedly since his hoops market in Tulsa/Northeast OK is mostly OSU (and Arkansas). and that's how the Oklahoma papers play the population....pimp OU in football, OSU in basketball...since (accurately or not in the case of the latter) those are the two biggest $$$ sports demographics in the state.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 5:53 pm

The only things that Vito and Harv have done the entire thread is back up the first couple of posts...

Believe the Heupel wrote:
Vito Corleone wrote:Tech, Texas and blOwU were all awarded a share of the Big 12 Title. look it up.
Why do you lie?

Believe the Heupel wrote:See, Van, this is what we have to deal with in Big 12 land. Texas thinks they should have won the Big 12 Championship, so in their minds they did.

SunCoastSooner wrote:He and other Tejass fans know. They just choose to ignore reality because it doesn't suit their little fantasy world where they are Texas and by G-d because they are texass they are entitled to such respect and considerations.

The worst part about it is that you can fully expect that Vito or one of the other texass fans, such as Harv, will come back into this thread either claiming that it is a fact that they share the conference crown with the winners of the conference title game or continue to whine/make excuses ad nauseum about the great injustice done to tejass for not being awarded said title.

Damn it they're Texas! That should be respected and revered as their G-d given divine right regardless of performance on the field, record amongst the entire conference/division, rules, or standards set forth by the entire conference!!!

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:36 pm

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/big12/0-8-20 ... nship.html

Bob Stoops wrote:It doesn't matter to me at all," Stoops told the Transcript. "I know there isn't one [an asterisk] on ours. And I know where the trophy is.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:33 am

King Crimson wrote:two posts that say exactly the same thing...and are more about your oft-repeated Horn talking points more than the topic. You are still back peddling from the idiotic statement you made in your first post.

touch yourself and play the "blow U" ad hominem all you want Vito, but UT made fools of themselves. and since you are the macho-ist swinging dicks on the national stage (in your mind)...don't expect everyone NOT to laugh at the weak-as-hell, spoiled little girl in lacy underpants with a big shit stain asterisk.

Tech probably considers UT a paper asterisk champ. Your logic is there for them, too. They probably see themselves as the "true" asterisk champ, but Mike the Pirate just couldn't "gay" up and put it on the wall.

Maybe he might have a point if Tech, like you fools, didn't embarrass the conference. Last I checked 3 teams ended the regular season with 1 loss but only one proved to be man enough to actually win their bowl game. Which school was that again?

Fact is Texas wouldn't have shit to say of you fuckers won your bowl game. But the fact is Florida beat your asses by the same margin as Texas did. Makes you stop and wonder doesn't it. Oklahoma had two losses, both by 10 pts, and both happening on a neutral field.

The only thing I'm going to admit is that we kicked your ass and got screwed by a shitty system. Oklahoma was the inferior team and again proved it on a grand scale.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:46 am

Vito Corleone wrote: Fact is Texas wouldn't have shit to say of you fuckers won your bowl game.

LOL, that is total bullshit. if OU had beaten Florida, you guys would just put the asterisk in a different place. you'd be posting everything you post as it is (probably more)....about how UT was the "real" National Champs.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:46 am

Vito Corleone wrote: Maybe he might have a point if Tech, like you fools, didn't embarrass the conference. Last I checked 3 teams ended the regular season with 1 loss but only one proved to be man enough to actually win their bowl game. Which school was that again?

Texass played against a weak ass Big 10 school that couldn't even win it's conference just like you couldn't. A team that struggled to put the ball in the end zone and score points for 3/4 of its schedule... with the exception of Tejass who you made look offensively above average. In the fourth quarter of the tejass/Ohio State game I turned to a man who I've formed a very close sports type relationship with since my divorce and the exact words out of my mouth were "We're in trouble with Florida." This is a man who is retired at 63 years of age and spent nearly 50 years of his life playing and coaching the game of football at both the high school and small college level, that in three years of playing QB1 with the little blue boxes you see at every bar across the nation I've seen lose just fucking twice during Monday night football and on Sundays often winning as many as 3 different games at a time that are running concurrently at the haunt we choose to slurp alcoholic beverages and scream at the television screens of. His only reply was "OU better have 24 points on the board before half time or Florida takes home the Crystal Ball." A fucking soothsayer in my mind. Tejass performance against Ohio State was the reason that after 3 1/2 weeks of raising absolute hell here on this board I became markedly silent in the days immediately prior to the National Title Game. Congrats on barely fucking beating a team that went 1-2 against ranked opponents, a team that struggled to put the ball in the end zone against the likes of Ohio University, Troy, Purdue, and Wisconsin and at home in three of the four games. An Ohio State team whose only claim to beating a ranked opponent the entire season occurred against a team that by the end of the season couldn't buy a fucking vote in either of the major polls much less finish the season ranked! You want a fucking cookie for such they give them out for free to little children at the local HEBs in Tejass to small children and as much as you cry and whine like one I'm sure the teenager behind the bakery counter won't have any problem in mistaking your asterisk T-shirt wearing ass for such. Con-fucking-grats on beating the only program in college football that can challenge my alma mater in ability to choke in BCS games.

Fact is Texas wouldn't have shit to say of you fuckers won your bowl game. But the fact is Florida beat your asses by the same margin as Texas did. Makes you stop and wonder doesn't it. Oklahoma had two losses, both by 10 pts, and both happening on a neutral field.

Fact is that Oklahoma beat in convincing fashion a Texass Tech team that has scoreboard on Asterisk University in Austin. Oklahoma beat in convincing fashion an Oklahoma State team, in Stillwater no less, that Texass had to fight tooth and nail to beat at home in Oklahoma Alumni Memorial Stadium. The fact of the matter is that the Big 12 conference will begin its 13 season of football competition this fall and in the previous twelve seasons my alma mater has six crystal bowls to show for it and texass two. The fact of the matter is that when the rule was implemented it was Steve "Pedeyphile" Perderson and Deloss Dodds' "We're fucking tejass" attitude that battled the hardest to have implemented, with an 8-4 vote, and the only dissenters being the University of Missouri, the University of Colorado, Kansas State University, and The University of Oklahoma. Sort of poetic fucking justice in my book that that same rule gave The Cult of Bevo a giant 14 inch Crimson and Cream power tool in their barbecue mascot worshiping rear ends and now they want to cry and whine about it when their narcissistic power play didn't work out to their advantage.

The only thing I'm going to admit is that we kicked your ass and got screwed by a shitty system. Oklahoma was the inferior team and again proved it on a grand scale.

I hope that starting this fucking week that every player Oklahoma and Texas are in a recruiting battle for the next couple of years that whatever OU coach pays a visit to said player and their family they set down two photos in front of the child and their family, one of the burnt orange asterisk and another of the Barry Switzer Center's trophy case and tell them that you can go to Austin and win asterisks or come to Norman and win the crystal bowl.

If you want asterisk ring wearing sympathy take it to a place like Orangebloods.com where you can all cry a river while singing Kumbaya to the beat of a naked Matthew McConaughey playing the bongo drums and then give each other reach arounds. I get the strong impression that after this latest "We're fucking Texass" cry festival the public sympathy for Tejass has been spent.

Harvdog · Post by **Harvdog** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:30 pm

SunCoastSooner wrote:
Vito Corleone wrote: Maybe he might have a point if Tech, like you fools, didn't embarrass the conference. Last I checked 3 teams ended the regular season with 1 loss but only one proved to be man enough to actually win their bowl game. Which school was that again?
Texass played against a weak ass Big 10 school that couldn't even win it's conference just like you couldn't. A team that struggled to put the ball in the end zone and score points for 3/4 of its schedule... with the exception of Tejass who you made look offensively above average. In the fourth quarter of the tejass/Ohio State game I turned to a man who I've formed a very close sports type relationship with since my divorce and the exact words out of my mouth were "We're in trouble with Florida." This is a man who is retired at 63 years of age and spent nearly 50 years of his life playing and coaching the game of football at both the high school and small college level, that in three years of playing QB1 with the little blue boxes you see at every bar across the nation I've seen lose just fucking twice during Monday night football and on Sundays often winning as many as 3 different games at a time that are running concurrently at the haunt we choose to slurp alcoholic beverages and scream at the television screens of. His only reply was "OU better have 24 points on the board before half time or Florida takes home the Crystal Ball." A fucking soothsayer in my mind. Tejass performance against Ohio State was the reason that after 3 1/2 weeks of raising absolute hell here on this board I became markedly silent in the days immediately prior to the National Title Game. Congrats on barely fucking beating a team that went 1-2 against ranked opponents, a team that struggled to put the ball in the end zone against the likes of Ohio University, Troy, Purdue, and Wisconsin and at home in three of the four games. An Ohio State team whose only claim to beating a ranked opponent the entire season occurred against a team that by the end of the season couldn't buy a fucking vote in either of the major polls much less finish the season ranked! You want a fucking cookie for such they give them out for free to little children at the local HEBs in Tejass to small children and as much as you cry and whine like one I'm sure the teenager behind the bakery counter won't have any problem in mistaking your asterisk T-shirt wearing ass for such. Con-fucking-grats on beating the only program in college football that can challenge my alma mater in ability to choke in BCS games.

Fact is Texas wouldn't have shit to say of you fuckers won your bowl game. But the fact is Florida beat your asses by the same margin as Texas did. Makes you stop and wonder doesn't it. Oklahoma had two losses, both by 10 pts, and both happening on a neutral field.
Fact is that Oklahoma beat in convincing fashion a Texass Tech team that has scoreboard on Asterisk University in Austin. Oklahoma beat in convincing fashion an Oklahoma State team, in Stillwater no less, that Texass had to fight tooth and nail to beat at home in Oklahoma Alumni Memorial Stadium. The fact of the matter is that the Big 12 conference will begin its 13 season of football competition this fall and in the previous twelve seasons my alma mater has six crystal bowls to show for it and texass two. The fact of the matter is that when the rule was implemented it was Steve "Pedeyphile" Perderson and Deloss Dodds' "We're fucking tejass" attitude that battled the hardest to have implemented, with an 8-4 vote, and the only dissenters being the University of Missouri, the University of Colorado, Kansas State University, and The University of Oklahoma. Sort of poetic fucking justice in my book that that same rule gave The Cult of Bevo a giant 14 inch Crimson and Cream power tool in their barbecue mascot worshiping rear ends and now they want to cry and whine about it when their narcissistic power play didn't work out to their advantage.

The only thing I'm going to admit is that we kicked your ass and got screwed by a shitty system. Oklahoma was the inferior team and again proved it on a grand scale.
I hope that starting this fucking week that every player Oklahoma and Texas are in a recruiting battle for the next couple of years that whatever OU coach pays a visit to said player and their family they set down two photos in front of the child and their family, one of the burnt orange asterisk and another of the Barry Switzer Center's trophy case and tell them that you can go to Austin and win asterisks or come to Norman and win the crystal bowl.

If you want asterisk ring wearing sympathy take it to a place like Orangebloods.com where you can all cry a river while singing Kumbaya to the beat of a naked Matthew McConaughey playing the bongo drums and then give each other reach arounds. I get the strong impression that after this latest "We're fucking Texass" cry festival the public sympathy for Tejass has been spent.

Blahhh....Blahhhhh...Tejass....Blah.......Fuck.......BLAHHHHH....

Here is one for you:

SCOREBOARD. Spin that.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:12 pm

Harvdog wrote:Blahhh....Blahhhhh...Tejass....Blah.......Fuck.......BLAHHHHH....

Here is one for you:

SCOREBOARD. Spin that.

Spin this.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:13 pm

SunCoastSooner wrote:
Harvdog wrote:Blahhh....Blahhhhh...Tejass....Blah.......Fuck.......BLAHHHHH....

Here is one for you:

SCOREBOARD. Spin that.
Spin this.

That picture = Scoreboard on TCU and Taco Tech

The only Spin I need is to point out that the only good teams you played this year beat your land thieving asses.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:54 pm

Vito Corleone wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:
Harvdog wrote:Blahhh....Blahhhhh...Tejass....Blah.......Fuck.......BLAHHHHH....

Here is one for you:

SCOREBOARD. Spin that.
Spin this.

You have fun with your asterisks we'll have fun with the trophies.

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:00 pm

You keep the trophy, we will keep the SCOREBOARD

SCOREBOARD trumps paper championship any day.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:12 pm

Vito Corleone wrote:

You keep telling yourselves that if makes you feel better. Where I come from, and that would be Austin after all, we were taught that what matters is having the trophy in the case. 9-1 sucks if there is no trophy to show for it. When commentators discuss the first three time football champs in conference history it will be Oklahoma 2007-2009 (very possibly even four time with the way Muschump is talking about your defensive line). When the Big 12 Conference puts out its media guides for the press and record books they will acknowledge The University of Oklahoma as the 2008 Big 12 conference football champs. When I take my children and grandchildren through the Switzer Center they'll see a Giant crystal bowl with the logos of every school in the conference that competed in football saying 2008. You carry around that cute little picture of cotton bowl scoreboard in your wallet and in your heart just like taco tech will for you; we'll have a trophy to show for the season while you have your dick in your hand.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:25 pm

Vito Corleone wrote:
SCOREBOARD trumps paper championship any day.

paper?

looks like hardware to me.