i'll be fuc...err..blessed if today as i watch the baby come from the OL's vag i noticed..."wow, those are some weird looking balls"...then i hear the wife say "that's no boy!"
i can't say i was pissed or dissapointed at all, i wasnt..it was a feeling i had never before felt..i still can't describe it...after knowing i was going to have a boy for more than 6 months..my 2nd Linebacker DESTINED to go play D1 somewhere, or a fireballing lefty throwing 95mph fastballs drafted right out of highschoo(as all dad's fantasies go): ...i'm blessed instead with beautiful baby girl that when i'm 44 i get to worry bout protecting. I swear to God the next 20 yrs of her life flashed before my eyes in 5 seconds.
My wife said the doc asked me if i wanted to cut the chord but i dont remember it..still dont know what the fuck i was doing other than staring off into space still thinking my boy had some fucked up looking balls and a penis so small i just couldnt make it out.
now, being 6 hours later i really couldnt be happier. instead of wearing his big bro's hand me downs...and saving cash on some toys that are still decently preserved i get to spend hours and caysh on building princess house and fake doll faces that she gets to practice make-up on, and an overwhelming erdge to dump a body into the Washita river at any boy that does her wrong.
God i'm so fucked, she'll have me wrapped around her finger, and when i should be pissed and ready to punish, she'll do a "but daddy..." and bat her eyes or some shit.
Looking forward to it
Violet Mae 6lbs 7oz, 19 inches long
