God is trying to kill me....

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Stan Fukkken Pickle

God is trying to kill me....

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I know it sounds crazy, but it's true....
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TRoTS
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Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:I know it sounds crazy, but it's true....
maybe God is black.


you're so fucked.
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Rack God - best thing he's tried in a while.
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That wasn't God, his name was Dewon. And he won't kill you until your various offerings have worn out their welcome.
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God doesn't kill the good guys Stanley.
You've got nothing to worry about friendo.
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C'mon, Stanley, snap out of it. If God really wanted to kill you, how difficult do you think it would be?

All He'd have to do is slather curare all over your mailman's hairy beanbag.
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PSUFAN wrote:Rack God - best thing he's tried in a while.
Something about racking God made me chuckle, thanks.
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God is trying to kill me....
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:I know it sounds crazy, but it's true....
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Barack is GOD!

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