God is trying to kill me....
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Re: God is trying to kill me....
maybe God is black.Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:I know it sounds crazy, but it's true....
you're so fucked.
Re: God is trying to kill me....
Rack God - best thing he's tried in a while.
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Re: God is trying to kill me....
That wasn't God, his name was Dewon. And he won't kill you until your various offerings have worn out their welcome.
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God doesn't kill the good guys Stanley.
You've got nothing to worry about friendo.
You've got nothing to worry about friendo.
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C'mon, Stanley, snap out of it. If God really wanted to kill you, how difficult do you think it would be?
All He'd have to do is slather curare all over your mailman's hairy beanbag.
All He'd have to do is slather curare all over your mailman's hairy beanbag.
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Show me your dicks. - trev
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Something about racking God made me chuckle, thanks.PSUFAN wrote:Rack God - best thing he's tried in a while.
Bad spelling is a diversionary tactic
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Re: God is trying to kill me....
God is trying to kill me....
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:I know it sounds crazy, but it's true....
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Barack is GOD!
Kneel before GOD!
Barack is GOD!
Kneel before GOD!