The girl has got game

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:22 am

http://www.news-leader.com/article/2009 ... 002/SPORTS

That girl would be my daughter and as you may surmise, I am quite pleased.

If you read the article, realize that when G comes back, it will only be in a pinch hitting role. Meg owns 1st base. The fact they didn't have her slotted to start there in the first place is a freaking joke.

It's no coincidence they're 19-1 since she took back her rightful position on the field... and in the 5th spot in the batting order.

You go girl.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:32 am

And this would be her cracking the first double that landed just fair down the right field line.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:39 am

R-Jack wrote:Dude, it's fucking awesome that your kin is able to take time out her snatch chewing and tuna scented candle buying schedule to contribute to a sucessful program of thunder thighed dykes playing with the only balls they have handled in their lives. I wish your taco chomping bull daughter all the best in her future endevors.

You must be proud.

^^^WTF?

Wags,
Rack your daughter and you for supporting her. Fuck the guy above who obviously hates himself.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:44 am

H4ever wrote:
R-Jack wrote:Dude, it's fucking awesome that your kin is able to take time out her snatch chewing and tuna scented candle buying schedule to contribute to a sucessful program of thunder thighed dykes playing with the only balls they have handled in their lives. I wish your taco chomping bull daughter all the best in her future endevors.

You must be proud.

^^^WTF?

Wags,
Rack your daughter and you for supporting her. Fuck the guy above who obviously hates himself.

Lighten up H. R-jack was just honoring the long tradition here of running lesbo smack on softball "chick".

Rack your progeny, wags. I'm sure you're proud of her accomplishments as well you should be. Hopefully it will make up for the knowledge that she will never bear you any grandkids.

That's a nice looking stroke, ~~he's~~ she's got, btw

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:48 am

Nah, H... that's just R-Jack doing his smackboard duty as he sees fit. I expected as much and would've been disappointed otherwise.

He did wish her well, though, which counts for something.

Cain't nobody kill this buzz, not even ucant, who I'm sure will try to double down... wait, I forgot Bitchshice is still lurking. That putz takes Viagara just to beat off to porn.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:01 am

Posting personal info? Ban Whitey.

BTW, Whitey, you're like a self-professed 6'3" and a buck-fifty. Your daughter has the junk-in-the-trunk that Invictus pines for. Just how fucking incredibly fat is your old lady?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:09 am

What pick are you looking at goobs? Kinda hard to tell in that uni, but, that ass is not in the same area code as an invictus approved ass.

Bet you're right though on wag's OL. I'll bet she goes atleast a wags and a half in the displacement category.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:11 am

smackaholic wrote: Rack your progeny, wags. I'm sure you're proud of her accomplishments as well you should be. Hopefully it will make up for the knowledge that she will never bear you any grandkids.

She tells me she plans on having 6 kids, and that's scary. I almost wish she was a lesbian. I've learned to never doubt what it is she says she's going to do

That's a nice looking stroke she's got, btw

Yes it most certainly is. She's a pure hitter. Not much power, has only hit one over the fence, but she has the mechanics down to a science. That explains why she has high school girls parents paying her $40 an hour for hitting instruction... and text messaging her 1500 times a month.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:25 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Posting personal info? Ban Whitey.

BTW, Whitey, you're like a self-professed 6'3" and a buck-fifty. Your daughter has the junk-in-the-trunk that Invictus pines for. Just how fucking incredibly fat is your old lady?

buck ninety myself, and wifey is 5'8" and one fiftyish or so. Orc can confirm that. Rack our metabolisms.

As for the personal info, I knew that angle would come up. I'm not the least bit concerned.

Are you?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:42 am

Mace wrote:I'll only be 20 miles from Lamoni so maybe I can sneak away for a couple of innings.

Seems like the distance between Graceland and the bar at Terribles casino, Mace.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:06 am

War Wagon wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Posting personal info? Ban Whitey.

BTW, Whitey, you're like a self-professed 6'3" and a buck-fifty. Your daughter has the junk-in-the-trunk that Invictus pines for. Just how fucking incredibly fat is your old lady?
buck ninety myself, and wifey is 5'8" and one fiftyish or so.

So your wife is a bit chunky. Mine is 5'7" and still a size 6.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:11 am

Marla Hooch there can't hit for power? Tha fuck?

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:19 am

Here is a better picture of her ass. I found her Myspace page too and there are nude pictures.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:10 am

Good for you and your daughter, Wags.

:)

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:14 am

Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:

Here is a better picture of her ass. I found her Myspace page too and there are nude pictures.

Link?

I doubt there is one. If there were, someone would have to die.

That might be you, Stan.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:26 am

Little War Wagina shuffled through the dirt toward the locker room, satisfied at another dominant performance on the diamond. She passed her parents up in the stands...they looked like a fleshy number 10 up there in the stands, her dad a practically two-dimensional figure, and her mom, once pear-shaped, now given to a more general rotundness. Her teammates clapped her on the back as she entered the locker room.

She stole a few glances around, saw where a few of the girls had clumped together, starting to peel off their dusty uniforms. She sidled up to Wendy, who was just then easing her sportbra over her head, freeing her massive round juggs with a wet thockk! Wagina felt the familar warmth begin down below. She hurried to peel off her clothes.

As she moved into the shower, through the mist she saw various yards of flesh...some small boyish chests, a few pear shaped sets, and bushes of all sorts. Hot water streamed over her, but between her legs was hotter still.

She was startled by large hands suddenly on her back. Wendy was next to her, working in some body wash. Wendy's strong hands confidently moved over Wagina's body, lingering over the chest, circling toward the aching aperture...teasingly retreating.

Wagina and Wendy lingered until only a few girls were left with them in the shower. Wendy grabbed her and attacked her with her mouth open like a guppy. Wagina leaned back against the tile and surrendered. Wendy worked her teats, and then moved lower. Wagina slowly lowered herself onto the floor, and Wendy threw her knees open and dove forward. Wendy's light mustache danced around the engorged flesh, tongue heavily pressed into the cleft. At one point Wagina opened her eyes, and through the mist she saw her teammates taking all of this in calmly. She started briefly, then surrendered to the waves that were engulfing her. As she climaxed and Wendy's moaning reached its own throaty crescendo, Mrs. Wags entered the locker room and began to scream...

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:29 am

Wags wrote a "Dear Penthouse" letter? Cool.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:41 am

This is turning out better than I thought would.. you sick fuck.

I was the first one to hold her after the nurse handed her over and she looked up at me with those big brown eyes. I changed her diaper at 3:00 A.M. I coached her from day one, and still do.

I'm her dad, and I am so proud.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:09 am

The spirit of TRUE intercollegiate athletics is a great thing.

It beats the hell out of the phoney "We can cheat better and more secretly than you can can" farce that "big time" college sports is.

RACK the Wagon family.

These are the good ol' days.

.m2 · Post by **.m2** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:02 am

88 wrote:bull dyke

I love bull dikes. They pull the best pussy and pass that pussy off to you.

You only need to know how to play your cards...

Ahhh... 4/9/09 photo from this morning heading out to give blood at the Novato Community Hospital....

m2 lives a blessed life.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:04 am

.m2 wrote:
Ahhh... 4/9/09 photo from this morning heading out to give blood at the Novato Community Hospital....

m2 lives a blessed life.

Tough times for the wind chime business and a buck is still a buck.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:59 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Posting personal info? Ban Whitey.

BTW, Whitey, you're like a self-professed 6'3" and a buck-fifty. Your daughter has the junk-in-the-trunk that Invictus pines for. Just how fucking incredibly fat is your old lady?

IVO?

Her ass is fat and flat, two big fails for me. I like the "shelf" aspect which Van finds so disagreeable. There is no Hottentot in his little girl.

I'll pass.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:02 pm

H4ever wrote:

^^^WTF?

Wags,
Rack your daughter and you for supporting her. Fuck the guy above who obviously hates himself.

You seem lost, son. You need directions back to the highway?

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:23 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
H4ever wrote:

^^^WTF?

Wags,
Rack your daughter and you for supporting her. Fuck the guy above who obviously hates himself.
You seem lost, son. You need directions back to the highway?

Yeah, I get it now. That said, double rack Wags' fur-trading, carpet-munching baller. There is no doubt her best strap on says EASTON TPS down the side.

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:31 pm

Tell Meg she has a new understudy.

Shoot me a PM when you get a chance, Daddy Wagon.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:11 pm

...awesome wag's, nothing better than watching your kids progress through the ranks. Memories for life that only get better each time told. The girl definitely has game.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:59 pm

War Wagon wrote:Cain't nobody kill this buzz, not even ucant.

Whaddya mean, dude? I am one of the nicest posters here.

Congratulations and whatnot.

((I am just posting to check on my new avatar............................. Vic, if you're lurking... take note. That is an ass to behold. It doesn't have the size, shape, and tone of a rhino's.))

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:20 am

Wags,

RACK the lefty.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:42 am

Which means in general have better asses, snatches and are just overall more attractive. Rack your daughters, JSC.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:19 pm

She's got game?

http://www.evangel.edu/Athletics/Softba ... /index.asp

Batting .276 and slugging only .327 ain't game. Congrats on her accomplishments and as her Dad you should be proud, but chalk this up as another blind homerism.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:25 pm

Thanks for that link Indy. But you totally missed the best softball chick name EVER. That would be Stef Beaverson. Dear God, she could go straight to porn and never have to change her name.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:46 pm

Apparently, Stef Beaverson is their power hitter. Only one with double digit home rune. Looks to be a total bull dyke because they didn't even put her picture on the roster page. I'm assuming this is the original first baseman who is out due to injury. Wags, please confirm. Is Beaverson in this photo?

I gotta say, at least she didn't get your grill.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:05 pm

Are you kidding? I don't have the pic on hand, but she totally looks like Whitey to a fucking T.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:32 pm

Granted, the pic I have seen of Whitey, and it's been awhile, was not a very good pic, but I thought his teeth were all jacked up. Hers look pretty straight to me. That girl is by no means fugly. She's just plain. And nothing wrong with plain.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:51 pm

Hey there ucant. Your new avatar got me thinking. Even tho I don't post here much, I thought my sig needed a change much like your av did. Tell me what you think. (note: I've never given you a similar note of praise before or since then fyi)

Oh, as I was going through my old posts to find it, I read all of the lovely discussions I engaged you in about your wife. YOU should never talk about anyone's love for an animal's ass. You are married to a bitch who looks like a horse and, I'm not an equestrian fucker like you so please correct me if I am wrong, I don't think horses or bitches who look like Diana Taurasi, Rebecca Lobo, or Kara Wolters (three bitches you prolly have crusted many a sock to) have very nice looking posteriors so you championing what a woman's ass should or shouldn't look like is laughable.

Thanks for playing. I won't be back for a while so you have ample time to think up something almost funny to write about me upon my return, which you will undoubtedly be waiting with baited breath for.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:01 pm

War Wagon wrote:That girl would be my daughter and as you may surmise, I am quite pleased.

Quit fucking her in the ass and maybe she will stop being a rebellious bull-dyke.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:41 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:She's got game?

http://www.evangel.edu/Athletics/Softba ... /index.asp

Batting .276 and slugging only .327 ain't game. Congrats on her accomplishments and as her Dad you should be proud, but chalk this up as another blind homerism.

Yikes, Indy Fellatio... besides being a dick sucking dumbfuck, is now stalking my daughter?

Those were last years sophmore stats, idiot.

See if you can find a link to this year, cunt.

Christ, I can see why orc essentially bailed on this dump. With idiot admins like you running the show, can't say as I blame him.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:29 pm

...looks like she has the old man's height though, back row is always good.

...BTW here's Beaverson..not bad at all

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:45 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Are you kidding? I don't have the pic on hand, but she totally looks like Whitey to a fucking T.

Except that she's got her mothers eyes.

sniff... that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me, Screwball.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:09 am

1,5, 10. gets kinda tough to rankem past that.

Can somebody wytch something in place of those bats?