Captain tries to escape and Navy Pussies out

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:06 pm

What the FUKKKK! As soon as the Captain jumped in the water it should have been open season on those fukkken primtive savage skinnys!

If this Captain gets killed it's because those fukkken dumbfukkks, probably on orders from Obongo not to hurt the poor disenfranchised negroes, missed their golden opportunity to take them out! :brad: :brad: :brad:

Pirates recapture US hostage after escape attempt

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/piracy

NAIROBI, Kenya – The American captain held hostage by four Somali pirates made a desperate escape attempt Friday but was recaptured, and officials said other pirates sought to reinforce their colleagues by sailing hijacked ships with other captives aboard to the scene of the standoff.

The pirates' strategy is to link up with their colleagues, who are holding Russian, German, Filipino and other hostages, and get Phillips to lawless Somalia, where they could hide the hostage and make it difficult to stage a rescue. It would give them more leverage and a stronger negotiating position to discuss a ransom. Anchoring near shore also means they could escape onto land quickly if attacked.

Around midnight local time, Phillips jumped off the lifeboat and began swimming, but was recaptured, according to Defense Department officials speaking on condition of anonymity because they are not authorized to talk about unfolding operations.

Sailors on the USS Bainbridge, which is patrolling nearby, were able to see Phillips moving around and talking after his return to the lifeboat, and the Defense Department officials think he is unharmed.

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:28 pm

Right now the skinnys are bringing other vessels with hostages to rescue their commorades in the lifeboat.

What do you think is going to happen if they are allowed to join up with the other pirates and drag the American Captain abroad one of the other ships?

I have a bad feeling about this ending....The Captain did the right thing and our boyz FUKKKED it up!

Anybody else have visions of failed hostage rescue attempt in Iran...April 1980?

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:35 pm

mvscal wrote:
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:Anybody else have visions of failed hostage rescue attempt in Iran...April 1980?
No, not really. Onogger is too much of a pussy to even try a rescue attempt.

You're probably right! I'm sure the Navy was on strict orders NOT to fire.

Now this hostage is about to be broaded onto another hostage vessel and probably taken back to their land base somewhere in the African jungle.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:42 pm

Pretty strange...you would have thought that the Navy ships would have had helicopters up 24 /7 around the pirates and when the Captain made his break, blow them cocksuckers right out of the water.

When those pirates came at those ships off Bharain last year in those little boats, my kid and about 10 others had those bastards in the sights of a .50 cal, RPG's, and SAW's just waiting for a "weapons free" so they could saw them up, but never got the order.

Captain is probably pretty disappointed..he sure as hell did his part to make a good escape

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:44 pm

Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:Anybody else have visions of failed hostage rescue attempt in Iran...April 1980?

No, but I do have visions of that captain being dragged thru the streets of Mogadishu.

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:48 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:Anybody else have visions of failed hostage rescue attempt in Iran...April 1980?
No, but I do have visions of that captain being dragged thru the streets of Mogadishu.

ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :brad: :brad: :brad:

I still get pissed off about that one!!!!

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:50 pm

On a semi related note.....my beautiful communist peoples Republic of Madison Wisconsin...under cover of darkness....snuck in about 10,000 African refugees into our city in the last two years. Everywhere you look...African immigrants and nobody seems to notice......EXCEPT ME!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:03 pm

Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:On a semi related note.....my beautiful communist peoples Republic of Madison Wisconsin...under cover of darkness....snuck in about 10,000 African refugees into our city in the last two years. Everywhere you look...African immigrants and nobody seems to notice......EXCEPT ME!

Bring it up with Gobbles. For some reason, I can't believe Madison would keep being rated "One of America's Great Places to Live" if they keep bringing in balcks by the truckload. What are your thoughts, Stanley Q.?

Stan Fukkken Pickle · Post by **Stan Fukkken Pickle** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:08 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:On a semi related note.....my beautiful communist peoples Republic of Madison Wisconsin...under cover of darkness....snuck in about 10,000 African refugees into our city in the last two years. Everywhere you look...African immigrants and nobody seems to notice......EXCEPT ME!
Bring it up with Gobbles. For some reason, I can't believe Madison would keep being rated "One of America's Great Places to Live" if they keep bringing in balcks by the truckload. What are your thoughts, Stanley Q.?

When I was growing up, Madison was 99 percent White. I would go months without seeing a negro. Starting in the mid 1980's Chicago started shipping their ghetto negroes to Madison by the busloads. The crime rate quadrapled and we had to build a bigger jail. Negroes have turned about 5 Madison neighborhoods into third world cesspools. And now on top of this invasion from the Chicago ghettoes our mayor made a secret agreement with the Federal Government to accept 10,000 of these African refugees.

The only way Goober could deny this obvious fact is if he is living with his head buried in the sand. Which from what I hear about his wife, might be the best option aside from gouging his eyes out.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:12 pm

Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:
Sirfindafold wrote:
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:Anybody else have visions of failed hostage rescue attempt in Iran...April 1980?
No, but I do have visions of that captain being dragged thru the streets of Mogadishu.

ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :brad: :brad: :brad:

I still get pissed off about that one!!!!

Can you refresh us about that one please, lest any of these jackoff's just possibly forgot who was CIC in those days ?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:13 pm

They are not "pirates" as reported in your propaganda rags.

These Somalis form what is essentially an "irregular navy", much like your historic "Continental Army".

Allah's speed, young swabbies.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:15 pm

Martyred wrote:
Allah's speed, young swabbies.

Faster, Achmed, the virgins are escaping!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:17 pm

Cuda wrote:...the virgins are escaping!

No way.

Our boys will be met on shore like this:

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:21 pm

Call me crazy, but I'm thinking the full coverage masks are the dead give away that they're nobody's "irregular navy."

Navy people wear unis. Bandits wear masks.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:27 pm

What exactly makes this an "American" ship?

Does it fly the U.S. flag?

Is it registered as a U.S. ship?

No.

It is illegally in Somali waters. The crew should count themselves lucky that they are not "swimmin' wit da fishes" as would be in Somalia's right to sink it.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:28 pm

Van wrote: Navy people wear unis. Bandits wear masks.

It's protection from the stinging sea spray.

Have you ever been in a speed boat out at sea, land-lubber?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:29 pm

mvscal wrote:It was 350 miles offshore, you pinheaded dipshit.

Yeah, sure it was. And my grandad is King Of The Rabbis...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:41 pm

I'm just wondering if this whole "Somali pirate" episode wasn't blown out of proportion to distract Americans from the fact of North Korea's successful missile launch earlier this week...

Bread and circuses, folks.

Arch Angel · Post by **Arch Angel** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:11 pm

Well, the French grew some 'nads and went in and rescued a few on a yacht, one death though.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:50 pm

First off, let's stop calling them pirates and start calling them kidnappers and hijackers. To many there is some romanticism of "pirates". Second, I don't doubt for a second that if the Captain of that Navy vessel knew the other Captain was in the water he would have acted quickly. Reports indicate that the Navy wasn't aware that he was in the water until he was being picked up.

Want to end this? Take an old tramp liner and fit it with updated radar and communications. Then put a platoon aboard and publish a cargo manfest and sail along the skinny coast. When they board, sink their boat and take the boarders prisoner. Do this repeatedly until the hold is full of criminals and then suddenly have to abandon ship on the trip home due to weather. The navy picks up our boys, but not the scum.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:09 pm

Martyred wrote:I'm just wondering if this whole "Somali pirate" episode wasn't blown out of proportion to distract Americans from the fact of North Korea's successful missile launch earlier this week...

Bread and circuses, folks.

Says ...LTS TRN 2's troll

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:11 pm

Martyred wrote:What exactly makes this an "American" ship?

Does it fly the U.S. flag?

Is it registered as a U.S. ship?

No.

It is illegally in Somali waters. The crew should count themselves lucky that they are not "swimmin' wit da fishes" as would be in Somalia's right to sink it.

What the fuck does it matter you moronic dip shit???

American citizens on the high seas kidnapped....pretty much says everything you need to know.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:29 pm

Okay, here's the plan: first we send in Steven Segal to distract them with old Rolling Stones tunes...

pirates love the Stones.. "What's that jaunty jig?"

and pretty soon they're all dancing...

And then we send in our secret weapon to lull them into a prolonged session of buggery..

And then, next thing you know, they're working for us!

Simple, really

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:00 am

Nope. Dude fancies himself a collector, a connoisseur, of both samarai swords and vintage guitars. Because of who he is, somebody allowed him to make a record.

At least he helped finance the project, though.

For something similar, but truly sickening, good luck topping this...

http://www.modernguitars.com/archives/002750.html

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:17 am

'bout time for some "Shock and Awe" target practice. Then get close and bump 'em around.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:37 am

One little problem with that bobby, all the battlewagons have been turned into museums or toyotas.

Not too worry though. A single frigate could roll the lot of these so called pirates. That's what makes it so damn ridiculous.

The best equipped navy in history is being played by a handful of monkeys in dingies.

Apparently we know where these fukks live. We even know their fukking names. If we had a single hair on the national ballsack, we would announce that they have 30 minutes to turn the captain over. If they don't we kill them and we bomb their fukking village even further back into the stoneage than it currently is.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:51 am

smackaholic wrote:If we had a single hair on the national ballsack, we would announce that they have 30 minutes to turn the captain over. If they don't we kill them and we bomb their fukking village even further back into the stoneage than it currently is.

yep

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:52 am

Liam Neeson "Taken" all over that.

I don't care who you are. I don't give a fuck what you want.
If you're looking for ransom...KISS MY ASS!
We've got skills and means baby.
Enough to kick your ass into orbit.
Don't fuck with us.
If you let our captain go..nah, not going there.
You're dead already.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:06 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, here's the plan: first we send in Steven Segal to distract them with old Rolling Stones tunes...

pirates love the Stones.. "What's that jaunty jig?"

and pretty soon they're all dancing...

And then we send in our secret weapon to lull them into a prolonged session of buggery..

And then, next thing you know, they're working for us!

Simple, really

Simple ?

You are a complete fucking idiot..Die any time now

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:10 pm

What was he thinking?

Sin,
William Shitner

Just advise the terrorists (that's all they are...using the same tactics with different goals) that if anything happens to the captain they'll be blown to smithereens.

And we need to start arming these ships with more than water hoses & car alarms on steroids.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:01 pm

Martyred wrote:
mvscal wrote:It was 350 miles offshore, you pinheaded dipshit.
Yeah, sure it was. And my grandad is King Of The Rabbis...

when confronted and cornholed with facts, Martyred likes to not believe the facts.......

solid tactic......

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:17 pm

mvscal wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:

You've got to be kidding. This...it can't be. This is just an elaborate joke....right?

Even better...

Fast forward to about 1:10. That's when they start "playing" Wild Thing.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:54 pm

Obama strategy of doing nothing seems to have an effect....

http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/LB80287.htm

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 7:50 pm

poptart wrote:
smackaholic wrote:If we had a single hair on the national ballsack, we would announce that they have 30 minutes to turn the captain over. If they don't we kill them and we bomb their fukking village even further back into the stoneage than it currently is.
yep

The phonied up "war-crimes" trials of our military people in Iraq were not lost on the rest of the military. No Navy Captain these days is going to free a hostage and then obliterate a boatload of pirates only to lose his career and face the possibility of a lengthy prison term.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:09 pm

Cuda wrote:
poptart wrote:
smackaholic wrote:If we had a single hair on the national ballsack, we would announce that they have 30 minutes to turn the captain over. If they don't we kill them and we bomb their fukking village even further back into the stoneage than it currently is.
yep
The phonied up "war-crimes" trials of our military people in Iraq were not lost on the rest of the military. No Navy Captain these days is going to free a hostage and then obliterate a boatload of pirates only to lose his career and face the possibility of a lengthy prison term.

yep

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:10 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Stan Fukkken Pickle wrote:On a semi related note.....my beautiful communist peoples Republic of Madison Wisconsin...under cover of darkness....snuck in about 10,000 African refugees into our city in the last two years. Everywhere you look...African immigrants and nobody seems to notice......EXCEPT ME!
Bring it up with Gobbles. For some reason, I can't believe Madison would keep being rated "One of America's Great Places to Live" if they keep bringing in balcks by the truckload.

Stanley Q. Pickle is extremely delusional. The idea of numerous African men being trucked into Madison is just one of his sexual fantasies. Yes, Screwball, Madison is indeed consistently rated one of the best places to live. You couldn't possibly understand, considering the string of shitholes that you've lived in. Kalamazoo, Gary, DC...is Tijuana next on your list?

Terry in Crapchester · Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:10 am

Left Seater wrote:First off, let's stop calling them pirates and start calling them kidnappers and hijackers. To many there is some romanticism of "pirates".

I get what you're saying, but pirate is certainly correct.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pirate

pi⋅rate /ˈpaɪrət/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [pahy-ruht] Show IPA noun, verb, -rat⋅ed, -rat⋅ing.
–noun 1. a person who robs or commits illegal violence at sea or on the shores of the sea.

Second, I don't doubt for a second that if the Captain of that Navy vessel knew the other Captain was in the water he would have acted quickly. Reports indicate that the Navy wasn't aware that he was in the water until he was being picked up.

Agreed.

Want to end this? Take an old tramp liner and fit it with updated radar and communications. Then put a platoon aboard and publish a cargo manfest and sail along the skinny coast. When they board, sink their boat and take the boarders prisoner. Do this repeatedly until the hold is full of criminals and then suddenly have to abandon ship on the trip home due to weather. The navy picks up our boys, but not the scum.

Interesting suggestion, but it puts a lot of our boys in harm's way, perhaps to an unnecessary extent.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:34 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Left Seater wrote:First off, let's stop calling them pirates and start calling them kidnappers and hijackers. To many there is some romanticism of "pirates".
I get what you're saying, but pirate is certainly correct.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pirate

pi⋅rate /ˈpaɪrət/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [pahy-ruht] Show IPA noun, verb, -rat⋅ed, -rat⋅ing.
–noun 1. a person who robs or commits illegal violence at sea or on the shores of the sea.

Second, I don't doubt for a second that if the Captain of that Navy vessel knew the other Captain was in the water he would have acted quickly. Reports indicate that the Navy wasn't aware that he was in the water until he was being picked up.
Agreed.

then you are both fukking idjits. you know damn well that that captain isn't gonna risk his ass and play shoot'em up. Someone already sited examples of where US servicemen have been hung out to dry for doing their jobs.

Want to end this? Take an old tramp liner and fit it with updated radar and communications. Then put a platoon aboard and publish a cargo manfest and sail along the skinny coast. When they board, sink their boat and take the boarders prisoner. Do this repeatedly until the hold is full of criminals and then suddenly have to abandon ship on the trip home due to weather. The navy picks up our boys, but not the scum.
Interesting suggestion, but it puts a lot of our boys in harm's way, perhaps to an unnecessary extent.

this kind of hand wringing faggotry is why we are in the situation we are in. We are not talking about grunts going door to door flushing out vermin. That actually is dangerous. We are talking blue water ops against monkeys in dingies. Last I checked, their submarine inventory was pretty slim. I'm guessing their surface stealth capabilities ain't all that either. Warfare just doesn't get any more onesided than this ought to be. I am guessing we would have to hold a lottery for the jarheads lining up to man 50 cals on such a pleasure cruise.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:00 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Left Seater wrote:To many there is some romanticism of "pirates".
If you mean Somali pirates, Fuck Yeah yo ho ho.

~wiggerclown~

ftfy, jack.

SG's Son · Post by **SG's Son** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:55 pm

mvscal wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:Interesting suggestion, but it puts a lot of our boys in harm's way
Going into harm's way is their job, idiot.

Obama won, you stupid spic.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30178013/?GT1=43001

Go fuck yourself.