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SG's Son wrote: Obama won, you stupid spic.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30178013/?GT1=43001

Go fuck yourself.
Looks to me like the Navy won. What did Obama do ?
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Tom In VA wrote:
SG's Son wrote: Obama won, you stupid spic.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30178013/?GT1=43001

Go fuck yourself.
Looks to me like the Navy won. What did Obama do ?
He's your Commander in Chief, dick-hole.

And you and every other America-hating cock-sucker were BLAMING him for this before today.

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Great to hear the captain's safe and three out of four dirtbags are dead.

Now it's time to clean up this Somali pirate bullshit.
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SG's Son wrote: And you and every other America-hating cock-sucker were BLAMING him for this before today.
You go right ahead and link me to where I said anything like that you sackless cunt troll.

Yes Obama is my President, however, I don't think he actually shouldered a weapon and siezed the pirates.
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Tom In VA wrote:
SG's Son wrote: And you and every other America-hating cock-sucker were BLAMING him for this before today.
You go right ahead and link me to where I said anything like that you sackless cunt troll.

Yes Obama is my President, however, I don't think he actually shouldered a weapon and siezed the pirates.
Plenty of people were blaming him for the situation before the resolution.

If he gets blamed as the guy in charge when it looks bad, then he gets credit when it turns out good.

Simple enough, cock-holster?
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SG's Son wrote: Plenty of people were blaming him for the situation before the resolution.
Blaming him for Somali piracy ? That's not very honest. Still, you got a link for that ?
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Tom In VA wrote:
SG's Son wrote: Plenty of people were blaming him for the situation before the resolution.
Blaming him for Somali piracy ? That's not very honest. Still, you got a link for that ?
Yeah, this thread.
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Tom In VA wrote:
SG's Son wrote: And you and every other America-hating cock-sucker were BLAMING him for this before today.
You go right ahead and link me to where I said anything like that you sackless cunt troll.

Yes Obama is my President, however, I don't think he actually shouldered a weapon and siezed the pirates.
Shut the fuck up Tom and spend less time trying to sound intelligent and spend more time trying to keep your cock sucking brethren on this board from flipping out and murdering more Americans. You are posting in this very thread where you know what was being shit onto a keyboard. I know your outright dumbfuckery leads you to believing whatever cause you are following as a coherent one, but step back just for a second and help us out from keeping these dipshits from shooting up their workplace or a government office.
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mvscal wrote:
Martyred wrote:I'm just wondering if this whole "Somali pirate" episode wasn't blown out of proportion to distract Americans from the fact of North Korea's successful missile launch earlier this week...

Bread and circuses, folks.
Why would Ojiggaboo's teleprompter try to distract attention away from a minor foreign policy gaffe to a humiliating bitch slapping?
Shut the fuck up about politics fluffer. Nobody gives a shit about your opinion.

Question: You've got 3 black guys doped up on PCP and running around Cock Diesel trying to rape a bunch of white women. What's the best way to capture them, suck their pants off and distract them with one mouth? This scenerio is going to probably play out in Oakland in the next week and while the Secret Service is following along with your calls for the murder of Obama, if you could answer this question you'd help at least one white woman from misery. They maybe even give you that all expenses paid trip to Oakland to suck these guys off.
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SG's Son wrote: Yeah, this thread.
Nope didn't see it. See a lot of wondering what the fuck he was going to do, speculation that he'd do nothing aside from wishing it away ala Jimmy Carter, but no blame.

Hey, RACK Obama for making a decision. RACK the Navy for coming out victorious.
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Tom In VA wrote:
SG's Son wrote: And you and every other America-hating cock-sucker were BLAMING him for this before today.
You go right ahead and link me to where I said anything like that you sackless cunt troll.
Not you, per se, Tom, but the guy from whom you often take your marching orders on this board:
mvscal wrote:Onogger is too much of a pussy to even try a rescue attempt.
Followed up almost immediately thereafter by
mvscal wrote:Ospearchucker makes Jimmy Carter look like Chuck Norris.
mvscal's vaunted prognostication skills on display yet again.
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My "marching orders" ? :lol: :lol:

I respect mvscal's opinion on many matters. Further I respect his objectivity and intellectual honesty.

The two statements you quoted didn't "blame" Obama at all. I would classify them both as mvscal wondering what the fuck Obama was going to do about the situation and as you implied, incorrectly prognosticating that he'd do nothing.

Personally, I was waiting. By the same token I don't see where concluding Obama's inaction, at first, could have been construed as "back to business as usual" from Carter up to and including Clinton (Reagan and Bush I as well). He hadn't shown an inclination otherwise. I am pleasantly surprised by Obama's decision. I think it shows careful consideration of options, a propensity to respond - rather than react - and potentially a carry over of his strategic genius in "community organization", manipulation of media and constituents, to foreign affairs.

Like I said, RACK Obama. But it isn't "his" victory. No more than Iraq and Afghanistan were Bush's victories. Yes, they make decisions, the victory belongs to the men and women executing those decisions.
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Onogger is too much of a pussy to even try a rescue attempt.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/piracy
It was a stunning ending to an Indian Ocean odyssey that began when 53-year-old freighter Capt. Richard Phillips was taken hostage Wednesday by pirates who tried to hijack the U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama. The Vermont native was held on a tiny lifeboat that began drifting precariously toward Somalia's anarchic, gun-plagued shores.
The operation, personally approved by President Barack Obama, quashed fears the saga could drag on for months and marked a victory for the U.S., which for days seemed powerless to resolve the crisis despite massing helicopter-equipped warships at the scene.
We await your mea culpa.
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PSUFAN wrote:
Onogger is too much of a pussy to even try a rescue attempt.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/piracy
It was a stunning ending to an Indian Ocean odyssey that began when 53-year-old freighter Capt. Richard Phillips was taken hostage Wednesday by pirates who tried to hijack the U.S.-flagged Maersk Alabama. The Vermont native was held on a tiny lifeboat that began drifting precariously toward Somalia's anarchic, gun-plagued shores.
The operation, personally approved by President Barack Obama, quashed fears the saga could drag on for months and marked a victory for the U.S., which for days seemed powerless to resolve the crisis despite massing helicopter-equipped warships at the scene.
We await your mea culpa.
Who do you think was taking Sasha and Malia's siblings down his cum crevice while Obama was making his decision?
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Tom In VA wrote: I respect mvscal's opinion on many matters.
Like sucking your wife's cock?
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
mvscal wrote:Ospearchucker makes Jimmy Carter look like Chuck Norris.
mvscal's vaunted prognostication skills on display yet again.
Even better? I have two co-workers who will be wearing Obama buttons this week as a result of this mission. Both said that Obama "didn't have the balls to send in the Seals".

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Well of course Obama "personally approved" of the mission.... after it had succeeded.
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BSmack wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
mvscal wrote:Ospearchucker makes Jimmy Carter look like Chuck Norris.
mvscal's vaunted prognostication skills on display yet again.
Even better? I have two co-workers who will be wearing Obama buttons this week as a result of this mission. Both said that Obama "didn't have the balls to send in the Seals".

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You have to love how these dumbfucks believe it takes any kind of balls to state: "Let the military decide the best course of action" and make a big deal about this shit, only to have it blow up in their face like 10 black cocks and mvscal in an alley.
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War Wagon wrote:Well of course Obama "personally approved" of the mission.... after it had succeeded.
Laying sack of right wing crap much?
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Tom In VA wrote: I respect mvscal's opinion on many matters.
Than you are a stupid Racist fuck.
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God, TVO, quit writing. Your sentences are almost painful to read.

Also, so, by your logic, respecting mvscal's opinion on many matters automatically makes one a racist?

What if that respect is given to his knowledge of the Civil War, or modern weaponry, or the San Diego Chargers and the AFC West?

For a lawyer, you sure suck at this.

Good to know, though, that merely respecting your opinion on many things automatically makes someone a tinfoil hat wearing, hand wringing harpy; an insufferably anal fishwife.
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mvscal wrote:
Moving Sale wrote: Than you are a stupid Racist fuck.
I laughed.
Before or after you call Obama a n*gger for the 10,000th time?
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TVO, you've posted 10,000 non sequitur descriptions of homosexual acts. One might easily deduce that you're rather obsessed with such fare.

So, by your logic, if anyone respects your opinion on some things, they're automatically a vapid fag.

Okay.
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Van wrote: Your sentences are almost painful to read.
Of course it is painful for you to read. You are the one being scorned.
Also, so, by your logic, respecting mvscal's opinion on many matters automatically makes one a racist?
No, you sticking your tongue in his anus is, inter alia, what makes you a vapid Racist fuck.
It's a variation of 'if you you're not against him then you're with him.'
For a lawyer, you sure suck at this.
You can't even tell directions or read a simple declarative sentence about the amount of a tree that is alive without your head exploding and *I* suck at this?

GFY you stupid fuckhole.
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Van wrote:So, by your logic, if anyone respects your opinion on some things, they're automatically a vapid fag.
Nice spin you Racist-loving fuckhole. You are sucking a Racist fuckchip's nuts. That is horrid behavior. The LEAST objectionable thing you should be called is a Racist.
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Van wrote:TVO, you've posted 10,000 non sequitur descriptions of homosexual acts. One might easily deduce that you're rather obsessed with such fare.

So, by your logic, if anyone respects your opinion on some things, they're automatically a vapid fag.

Okay.
Van! Seriously! What is your fucking problem with not understanding with those who state facts? mvscal chomps the Johnsonville Brats and you shit on the messenger.
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mvscal wrote:
This time it's all about you, lil fella. Thanks for showing us all how 'intelligent' and 'un-racist' you are.
Please link me to anything on this board that you have ever got correct, besides your prediction on just how far you could take Obama in your mouth before you gasped in coughing spasms.
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GOSD, first of all, try it again, in English.

Next, when the messenger is Andy Dick, and he's on your doorstep acting the fool, and he won't stop with his annoying one note trilling troll, you treat him with all due respect...

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Van wrote:GOSD, first of all, try it again, in English.

Next, when the messenger is Andy Dick, and he's on your doorstep acting the fool, and he won't stop with his annoying one note trilling troll, you treat him with all due respect...

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TVO is a one note troll? I'm pretty sure I've only ever stated mvscal is the one who sucks the black cock around here. I'm sorry you pay attention to my posts as closely as you pay attention to R-Jack's post count searching for his next Dear Penthouse messages. While you are fapping to R-Jack's tales of sacking fat asians, could you also check out some other posts by TVO and myself. Preferebly those that don't deal with black riggers searching mvscal's depths for Ghawar Field.
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mvscal wrote:
GOSD wrote:Please link me to anything on this board that you have ever got correct,
mvscal wrote:I'm suggesting that he respond to violent provocations with extreme violence just as I suggested Chimpy do which he did if somewhat spasmodically.

I'm further suggesting that Onogger stop sucking everybody's balls and grow a fucking pair himself. Running around kissing ass and apologizing for everything invites contempt. It does not deter any attacks. It makes them more likely.

Diplomacy is utterly useless unless the party you are negotiating with understands that you will go absolutely ape shit on them should negotiations fail.
I'm sorry. You felt I gave a fuck about a fluffer's opinion? And no, you failed on that one also.
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GOSD wrote:
Van wrote:GOSD, first of all, try it again, in English.

Next, when the messenger is Andy Dick, and he's on your doorstep acting the fool, and he won't stop with his annoying one note trilling troll, you treat him with all due respect...

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TVO is a one note troll?
No, you are.

TVO is getting there, though. He does more with his one note than you do with yours, but he's getting to the point where he's becoming so predictable that one has a pretty solid idea of what they're going to see, just as soon as they see his avatar adjacent to a new post.

His post will contain:

-The word "vapid"

-An insult, involving one of these phrases: vapid, racist, cock, stupid or fuckstain

-A question, rather than an answer

-A court case, in italics

-A misspelled/misused word, and quite possibly a completely mangled sentence

-Naked conceit

-The word "vapid"

You? You're simply going to invoke poorly written cock sucking smack. TVO does this better than you do, simply because he, similar to your hero, mvscal, relies on one liners. You try to come up with flowery descriptions, which never work. They just make you appear to be thoroughly obsessed and highly disturbed.
I'm pretty sure I've only ever stated mvscal is the one who sucks the black cock around here.
I'm pretty sure you no longer can envision any other reason for living, except to mention mvscal and black cock.
I'm sorry you pay attention to my posts as closely as you pay attention to R-Jack's post count searching for his next Dear Penthouse messages.
How are you tying me in with R-Jack's post count, or his narratives?
While you are fapping to R-Jack's tales of sacking fat asians, could you also check out some other posts by TVO and myself. Preferebly those that don't deal with black riggers searching mvscal's depths for Ghawar Field.
Take away your constant ankle biting of mvscal and you have no presence here, at all. If one were to check your post totals under this nic they'd discover that minus your one note black cock trolling you're nearly invisible.

TVO used to be a decent enough poster. He sucks to high heaven now, because he's become a hollow parody of himself, but he used to be a somewhat varied and overall decent poster.

You, under this GOSD nic? You've been utterly useless, from Day One. I can't even imagine what it must be like, to wake up each day with images of black cock and thoughts of how to tie black cock to mvscal as my single raison d'etre.
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Van wrote:
GOSD wrote:
Van wrote:GOSD, first of all, try it again, in English.

Next, when the messenger is Andy Dick, and he's on your doorstep acting the fool, and he won't stop with his annoying one note trilling troll, you treat him with all due respect...

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TVO is a one note troll?
No, you are.

TVO is getting there, though. He does more with his one note than you do with yours, but he's getting to the point where he's becoming so predictable that one has a pretty solid idea of what they're going to see, just as soon as they see his avatar adjacent to a new post.

His post will contain:

-The word "vapid"

-An insult, involving one of these phrases: vapid, racist, cock, stupid or fuckstain

-A question, rather than an answer

-A court case, in italics

-A misspelled/misused word, and quite possibly a completely mangled sentence

-Naked conceit

-The word "vapid"

You? You're simply going to invoke poorly written cock sucking smack. TVO does this better than you do, simply because he, similar to your hero, mvscal, relies on one liners. You try to come up with flowery descriptions, which never work. They just make you appear to be thoroughly obsessed and highly disturbed.
I'm pretty sure I've only ever stated mvscal is the one who sucks the black cock around here.
I'm pretty sure you no longer can envision any other reason for living, except to mention mvscal and black cock.
I'm sorry you pay attention to my posts as closely as you pay attention to R-Jack's post count searching for his next Dear Penthouse messages.
How are you tying me in with R-Jack's post count, or his narratives?
While you are fapping to R-Jack's tales of sacking fat asians, could you also check out some other posts by TVO and myself. Preferebly those that don't deal with black riggers searching mvscal's depths for Ghawar Field.
Take away your constant ankle biting of mvscal and you have no presence here, at all. If one were to check your post totals under this nic they'd discover that minus your one note black cock trolling you're nearly invisible.

TVO used to be a decent enough poster. He sucks to high heaven now, because he's become a hollow parody of himself, but he used to be a somewhat varied and overall decent poster.

You, under this GOSD nic? You've been utterly useless, from Day One. I can't even imagine what it must be like, to wake up each day with images of black cock and thoughts of how to tie black cock to mvscal as my single raison d'etre.
And I couldn't even imagine what it must be like to wake up each day giving a shit about a board that has legendary entries such as pantygate, Jeff taking a sink shower in Concourse 3, the disgraced Indy cop as well as others.
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Great. So, we agree. You have no reason to be here, so leave, and take your obsession with black cock with you.

Nice legacy you're leaving, too. You'll forever be known as the guy who obsessed over oral sex with black cocks. mvscal won't be...you will.
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Atomic Punk wrote: So, we agree. You have no reason to be here, so leave, and take your obsession with black cock with you.

Nice legacy you're leaving, too. You'll forever be known as the guy who obsessed over oral sex with black cocks. mvscal won't be...you will.
I'm pretty sure I'm also known for other reasons.

Gee! I hope when I pass on and these boards disappear that I'll be remembered for more than just posting about mvscal's black cock obsession. If you are trying for a legacy here and believe that your self worth is based on this shitty board, you've got serious problems.
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GOSD wrote:I'm pretty sure I'm also known for other reasons.
Under this nic? Nope, you're not. You're the "obsesses over black cock" guy. That's it.

Under your FUBU guise, yeah, you're known for other things, as well. None to be proud of, to be sure, but at least under that nic you added in a little variety.

Under the GOSD nic you're just that annoying "black cock" record that keeps skipping, over and over.
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mvscal wrote:
Van wrote:
GOSD wrote:I'm pretty sure I'm also known for other reasons.
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Time to face facts, wiggerclown. Life has shat you out and trampled you into the grass. You lose.
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GOSD...... Gorges On Swarthy Dick?
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