Rack the Navy Seals marksmen

[Van]

Okay, Sam, let's shoot for the ultimate Make 'Spray Giddy scenario...

The original Sabbath line up reunites. They decide, however, to go the Southern Rock route, by adding two extra guitarists: Guthrie Govan, and 'Spray himself.

Being geezers and all, they decide to limit the travel distances of the tour. There will be only two legs of the tour: The Gulf Coast, and Coastal Western Europe. Basically, southern sluts and Amsterdam.

The idea there is that instead of a tour van they will travel around by boat, using four massive Evinrudes. They really only need one, but this is for 'Spray, so overkill is not only allowed, but encouraged.

The theme for the tour is "Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath," and it involves a stage set which includes a British bordello, a tombstone lined paved driveway and a phalanx of ginormously endowed naked women, who are all violently menstruating.

The usual hilarity ensues.

While slapping each other's tits and flinging chunky Girl Spend at one another, the Delighted Whores wash old American cars and rusty outboard motors. They also roam the audience for Muslims, which they dutifully bring up onstage. During "War Pigs" the naked tramps tie the Muslims down to large granite slabs. They slather the Muslims up in bacon grease. They climb atop each defiled Muslim, and they drain themselves directly into the mouths of the astonished practitioners of peace.

The show's nightly encore is a re-enactment of Jack The Ripper, with Govan, Iommi and 'Spray using B.C. Rich Warlock guitars to alternately roger the asses and sever the carotid arteries of the naked and decidedly Delighted Whores...

The audience politely applauds, to which 'Spray responds by dropping trou and beef stewing the cutest members of the first two rows.

Wash, rinse and repeat, with the washing part being optional...

[LTS TRN 2]

GOSD, try to keep up. These aren't terrorists. They aren't idealogues. They aren't political, at all.

They're kidnappers. This is their business. This is how they make their living. They aren't trying to martyr themselves, you fucking stooge. They just want to get paid.

Once they learn there is no payday at the end of this decision, they'll choose some other way to try to make a paycheck. Robbers don't rob, not when there is no chance of receiving a payday. If they know that all they'll get for their efforts is a bullet to the brain they will choose to do something else.

Jesus, you're slow.

Wrong, Van. First, the pirates are most certainly reacting to severe incursions upon their fishing industry by Western high-tech "pirate" boats. This has occurred since the fragile government of Somalia basically folded. Let's remember that in 1804 or so the U.S. congress was duly appropriating payments for the pirates of the Barbary Coast, and Jefferson only attacked when congress couldn't agree on that year's money. Of course we currently have an obligation to compensate a nation for plundering its natural resources.

If we do that, the pirates will stop. Right now--today--they just took a few more ships. The notion that the U.S. fucking navy can patrol the region and protect the thousands of international ships is of course a joke. Shooting these three guys will only exacerbate the situation.

[Van]

Nick, all you said there is that yes, it's about money. It's about trying to get paid.

We already knew that.

[smackaholic]

Actually, it ain't a joke. We are not talking about patrolling coast lines. We are talking about blue water sea lanes. BTW, "blue water" is what we squids are talking about when we mean way the fukk out there. We could keep an eye on the villages and the 300 fukking miles of water the skinnies would have to cross to get to their "fishing grounds". So, we would know they were coming and we could smoke them when they got within say 50 miles or so of the area they have been instructed to stay the fukk out of.

[LTS TRN 2]

I don't think you understand. In 1991, the government of Somalia - in the Horn of Africa - collapsed. Its nine million people have been teetering on starvation ever since - and many of the ugliest forces in the Western world have seen this as a great opportunity to steal the country's food supply and dump our nuclear waste in their seas.

As soon as the government was gone, mysterious European ships started appearing off the coast of Somalia, dumping vast barrels into the ocean. The coastal population began to sicken. At first they suffered strange rashes, nausea and malformed babies. Then, after the 2005 tsunami, hundreds of the dumped and leaking barrels washed up on shore. People began to suffer from radiation sickness, and more than 300 died. Ahmedou Ould-Abdallah, the UN envoy to Somalia: "Somebody is dumping nuclear material here. There is also lead, and heavy metals such as cadmium and mercury - you name it." Much of it can be traced back to European hospitals and factories, who seem to be passing it on to the Italian mafia to "dispose" of cheaply. When asked what European governments were doing about it, Ould-Abdallah said with a sigh: "Nothing. There has been no clean-up, no compensation, and no prevention."

At the same time, other European ships have been looting Somalia's seas of their greatest resource: seafood. We have destroyed our own fish-stocks by over-exploitation - and now we have moved on to theirs. More than $300m worth of tuna, shrimp, lobster and other sea-life is being stolen every year by vast trawlers illegally sailing into Somalia's unprotected seas. The local fishermen have suddenly lost their livelihoods, and they are starving. Mohammed Hussein, a fisherman in the town of Marka 100km south of Mogadishu, told Reuters: "If nothing is done, there soon won't be much fish left in our coastal waters."

And so they fight back against the rapacious corporate system as best they can. Obviously, we should help the whole country, not try to control and abuse it, but such is the robust incompetence of the hulking shell that used to be the big bully on the block...you know, the U.S. and its phony henchmen--

[Van]

Ahmedou Ould-Abdallah, the UN envoy to Somalia, tells me: "Somebody is dumping nuclear material here. There is also lead, and heavy metals such as cadmium and mercury - you name it."

m2Frisco!

(And then the quick edit, deleting it! Genius! )

[Screw_Michigan]

Definitely a liberal media conspiracy.

[GOSD]

Yeah, we have helicopters and airplanes. Really fucking difficult for the pirates then to just start taking the hostages back to shore. You armchair limp dick generals are a fucking joke. None of you assfucks have ever contributed anything to your country except post shitty insults and live vicariously through shit you have never been a part of.

Geeezus H keeerist on a popsicle stick, you really are a special kind of stupid.

My whole fukking point here is that if we put even the slightest bit of effort into doing this THEY NEVER GET THEIR HANDS ON A HOSTAGE TO START WITH, dumbfukk!!!!!!!

As I said earlier, we go to a policy of limiting sea lane traffic to those with bidness there. You wander in without a hall pass, you got a few hundred mile swim home....if you survive getting your dingy blown out from under you.

You live in a fantasy world. Good luck with that brain dead faggot.

Go ahead and have your whole point as in unicorns on the decks of cargo ships that shoot butterflies out of their horns which turns the pirates into dancing fairies. Fucking faggot!

[GOSD]

The notion that the U.S. fucking navy can patrol the region and protect the thousands of international ships is of course a joke.

You're right. It is a joke...much like your ridiculous take. You don't fight them by chasing them around the ocean. You fight them by destroying their bases on the Somali coast, arming merchant vessels and killing pirates. That is the historical remedy for dealing with piracy and it has worked every single time without fail.

These pirates can clear ten times the average annual income of Somalians in a single raid. The notion that they are just peaceful fisherman forced out of business by Western fishing trawlers is an sub-moronic lie.

I say we send you over there and you can fire dildos all day up the pirate's asses.

[LTS TRN 2]

No, I just wanted that argument put up, and I didn't feel like rephrasing it. It still stands and refutes your Chuck Norris fantasy bullshit.

Deal with the fact that yes they would overfish right where some other scammer was dumping. They are that short-sighted and slimy. Look at Bernie!

[Van]

In any case, these were just seventeen and nineteen year old kids, armed with AK-47s. They didn't exactly have Deep Thoughts & High Protests on their minds. They're paid thugs, that's all.

[LTS TRN 2]

Editorial opinion refutes nothing. It supports nothing.

Except it's not editorial at all. It's eye witnesses. It's the real events of which the "drive by" media isn't informing you. You're uninformed. Until now, any way. Now you're WAKING UP!!! Sure, it's a slow slog, dragging yourself from some slumberlous fantasy drain...oh sure, you're cool.

Look, ALL of your installed John Wayne fantasies of American "specialness" are absolute, entirely, one hundred fucking per cent BULLSHIT

Lunatics like Curtis LeMay did indeed squirm their way into "power"....the Bush malignancy is real, toxic, and resistant, etc.

Just.....allow yourself.....to start waking...up


Pirates attack second US vessel

Pirates have used rocket-propelled grenades and automatic weapons to attack another US merchant ship off the coast of Somalia.

The pirates damaged the Liberty Sun, which was carrying a cargo of food aid, but were not able to board it.

The ship asked for assistance from the American warship involved in the rescue of a US captain seized last week.

Pirates have vowed to avenge the deaths of those killed in recent rescue operations by US and French forces.

The BBC's Jonathan Beale in Washington says the latest attack shows the defiance and danger posed by pirates off the Somali coast.

Despite renewed US calls to quell piracy, four more vessels have been successfully seized over the past two days

[Van]

'Spray, the promoters have informed me that before they'll book you they'll need a signed promise from both you and Ozzy...

-No pissing on treasured historical landmarks

-No shitting on the carpets, ANYWHERE

-If you're going to bite the heads off animals, those animals must at least be dead first

-No Kanye West cover toons

Sign here ___________________

Sign here ___________________

[Van]

From Ozzy I think a paw print or even a ketchup stain would've sufficed.

[Moving Sale]

My whole fukking point here is that if we put even the slightest bit of effort into doing this THEY NEVER GET THEIR HANDS ON A HOSTAGE TO START WITH, dumbfukk!!!!!!!

And if you had ever put the slightest bit of effort into educating yourself you never would have posted such drivel.

[Moving Sale]

Projection much you stupid racist fuckstain?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Blowing sailors doesn't give you naval experience, shorty.

Maybe he meant navel.
It does if he's staring them straight in the belly button while he's doing it.

[Moving Sale]

Blowing sailors doesn't give you naval experience, shorty.

Maybe he meant navel.
It does if he's staring them straight in the belly button while he's doing it.

mvskkkal would like a link for that.