Why don't you all have a rack/run karma in here?

Kid Gashville · Post by **Kid Gashville** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:36 pm

Before I start to lay out some totally epic smack, allow me to post some of my more meaningful blasts, which has everyone at the real board in awe of the greatness that is KN -- an Internet stalking, woman-seeking loser. RACK me.

'77 was a good year for the AMC Pacer.

Dee Snutz?

Mongo wrote:I got me a blowjob! Kool Aid
So the peanut butter worked?

Ha! I BURNED Mongo on that one.

Perhaps you should put your keyboard on a treadmill. Your cats can hear you getting fatter.

I hope your insurance covers the stroke you're about to have sitting at your keyboard all red faced and enraged.

Did I mention I like to post in secret forums? I am Nutz!

Well, they really aren't that secret, given that non-members of my holy circle-jerk have managed to penatrate them and corrupt them. Fags.

I've been reading this board for a long time, and trust me, it sucks. You all have no idea what it's like to have a REAL board, a place where we can just go an chill. Cuddle with each other, when things start to become upstetting. It's nice to have something like that. Only a REAL board has something like that, and I'm proud to say that I've been nurtured and comforted by only the BEST.

You all have no idea what hell I've been going through and what it's like to be able to have a place where I can just relax and chill.

See, Katy and Red Rover came over to MY board and were really, really mean to all of us hard-core smackers. We did our best to fend them off. Actually, I single-handedly KICKED THEIR ASSES, but only because of the love and comfort I received in our secret forum, a "home" if you will. But FUCK YOU ALL. You only WISH you could be in there, much less know the name of it, bitches.

Oh to hell with it. I thought I needed Viagra or Enzyte, but with the help of Brock and Pooldoc, I'm really complete after all (thanks, dudes -- you ROCK -- especially in OUR forum).

But this is only the beginning. We are going to TAKE DOWN thetrolls.net and that ASSHOLE Russ in Sactown. See, he's really mean and forces everybody to post nothing in our chat, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NIGHT. I don't like that shit one bit, and WE are going to get him and his board.

You all, are next. Believe me.

Mark your time, one board. This is just getting started.

You all suck.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:42 pm

I'm not sure I understand why someone bothered to put that post together. It doesn't even sound like the original person was worth parodying.

Kid Gashville · Post by **Kid Gashville** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:48 pm

Van wrote:I'm not sure I understand why someone bothered to put that post together. It doesn't even sound like the original person was worth parodying.

See, this kind of lame shit is EXACTLY what I'm taking about.

You're just lucky that there isn't rack/run karma at this board. You totally SUCK, dude. I would so run you.

Where can I talk about Van, in secret?

Admins, Step it UP.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:59 pm

:D

This is a really bad troll.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Fri May 01, 2009 8:03 pm

Self-gloss is the leading cause of blindness.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri May 01, 2009 8:17 pm

Dude was crying about a year ago about being banned from here over at SN chat. For posting gay porn. Imagine that.

I unbanned him and dude was still whining.

Me: "Uh, you're no longer banned, mensa. Just ease off the gay porn. This isn't rocket science."

Him: "..."

Kid Gashville · Post by **Kid Gashville** » Fri May 01, 2009 8:25 pm

mvscal wrote:Bad enough to actually be Kid Gashville. I wouldn't put it past him to try to come back as a shit troll of his shit self.

Oh, lookee here. Speak from experience, do you?

Actually, I think I have the votes to get you into the L*****.

Register over at SN and you just might be able to join us, in our super-secret forum.

Seriously. You're worthy. The rest of these fuckwits have no clue.

Bonus points for posting as a chick. I might call you out for being a dude and call you a skank, then PM you for your phone number, but it's all good, dude. You'll only need about 200 posts or so, and you are so IN.

Bennish · Post by **Bennish** » Fri May 01, 2009 10:50 pm

Bobby42 wrote:Self-gloss is the leading cause of blindness.

His whole identity is tied to his "board cred." Typical of a represseed faggot who surfs the internet for images of men fucking each other and thinking it is "funny" to post them online, when we know he is jacking his tiny cock to them.

Yosh · Post by **Yosh** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:21 pm

Havana Sugar King was funnier.

Kid Gashville · Post by **Kid Gashville** » Sat May 02, 2009 1:57 am

AP's Tarp Sized Panties wrote:
Kid Gashville wrote:Register over at SN and you just might be able to join us, in our super-secret forum.
Just when you thought it wasn't possible for there to be a bigger faggot than AP, this dolt appears.

Post some gay porn and I might give you a vote into my secret forum. Then we can talk. For real.

Btw, who is this "AP" dude? I've heard a lot of talk about him.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Wed May 06, 2009 1:23 am

I must admit, I enjoy that I infest the psyche of such B & C list smackers as the doughey, vacant eyed, kennel smelling aprtment hillbilly dog breeder, R-Jack. And Mace, the bragadocious, loser recipient of some ink jet printer degree that deems him qualified to corral dumb nig nogs for a living. If that weren't merit enough, I have now cemented my legend by raising the ire of a frumpy, Kentucky baby mill, house frau, web cam skank, screeching about me over a multitude of message boards.

If there's a Hall of Fame for domage, I'm Ty Cobb.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:32 am

Dude, are you trying to hypno-assfuck us? Sorry, no.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:36 am

Btw, I just noticed that Katy is a mod here. Thanks for confirming what a bunch of female starved, panting, Pavlovian, dim wits you are.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:42 am

PSUFAN wrote:Dude, are you trying to hypno-assfuck us? Sorry, no.

I'm hypno-laughing at you.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:45 am

Kid Nashville wrote:Btw, I just noticed that Katy is a mod here. Thanks for confirming what a bunch of female starved, panting, Pavlovian, dim wits you are.

Yeah, well at least we like girls, ok? Quit using your eyesockets for testicle cuppers, shitneck.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 06, 2009 2:46 am

PSUFAN wrote:hypno-assfuck

Kid Nashville wrote:hypno-laughing

That was clever. I like how you did that.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:54 am

PSUFAN wrote:
Kid Nashville wrote:Btw, I just noticed that Katy is a mod here. Thanks for confirming what a bunch of female starved, panting, Pavlovian, dim wits you are.
Yeah, well at least we like girls, ok? Quit using your eyesockets for testicle cuppers, shitneck.

We know you like girls. You were probably giggling and snorting like a fucking retard fumbling through the links as you were racing to to turn over your mod keys to the first female gendered looking username that asked for them.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:58 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
PSUFAN wrote:hypno-assfuck

Kid Nashville wrote:hypno-laughing
That was clever. I like how you did that.

Smack champ? Pffft. Please.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 06, 2009 2:59 am

We know you like girls.

Dayum. This guy doesn't waste any time. Going straight to the SMACKBAT!

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Wed May 06, 2009 3:10 am

PSUFAN wrote:
Kid Nashville wrote:Btw, I just noticed that Katy is a mod here. Thanks for confirming what a bunch of female starved, panting, Pavlovian, dim wits you are.
Yeah, well at least we like girls, ok? Quit using your eyesockets for testicle cuppers, shitneck.

Hey, PSUFAN, we all recognize that you're a simpleton and a dullened half wit. But honestly, try and not look like that idiot that's convulsively assaulting his cock over some single mother in KY raising 4 kids by 4 different fathers that's batting her cyber eyes at you in some chat. JFC dude, tighten this shit up. This board's a joke and you're leading by example.

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Wed May 06, 2009 3:25 am

Hey, Katy, did you try and convince your insurance company that all those dents in the side of your double wide was hail damage instead of the driveway gravel that the last dude trying to escape you and your litter of kids sprayed as he was trying to escape?

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Wed May 06, 2009 3:54 am

I miss Katy.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 06, 2009 4:28 am

The stink of Katyslap is still strong on this one.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 06, 2009 4:31 am

mvscal wrote:
Kid Nashville wrote:a dullened half wit.
..........a what?

Sounds about right to me.

-You know who

Kid Nashville · Post by **Kid Nashville** » Wed May 06, 2009 4:40 am

PSUFAN wrote:The stink of Katyslap is still strong on this one.

I love that Katy is your best smacker.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:22 pm

Kid Nashville wrote:I miss Katy.

Sure you do, Roland. I gave you the verbal equivalent of a dirty sanchez and you liked it.

Face it, Kiddo. You're one-dimensional and decidedly average. At Stucknut you may be considered their premier smacker with all your child, personal info, and trailer smack. But here, you're a step lower than m2. The only thing you're known for on this board is your love for the twink porn and how in one of your fits of rage, you decided that sharing your personal collection with the class was a good idea.

Stick around, Kid. This board needs a new speedbag and you're perfect for the position.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:27 pm

Okay, fuck it, I gotta ask...

What is "twink porn," and is it even 'Spray approved?

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:28 pm

Van wrote:Okay, fuck it, I gotta ask...

What is "twink porn," and is it even 'Spray approved?

It's gay porn. No, I don't think Spray would approve.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:31 pm

mvscal wrote:
Katy wrote:At Stucknut you may be considered their premier smacker
This is sarcasm....right?

Yes. Kid Nashville cried that I was kicking him the nuts too hard and demanded I be banned. They obliged him on his request.

BANG your dead · Post by **BANG your dead** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:36 pm

I am here to haunt you KN you effing car wreck.
I may be gone but not forgotten, You underhandedly took down what WAS a great site until you started getting your ass railed.
Members of T1B Do NOT TRUST THIS MEMBER!!! IP ban him RIGHT AWAY. or this board will also fall. He is gone mad with power, he has no honor, he makes false accusations without merit or anything to back his claims up, he is a racist SOB all he wants is attention. So while he is reading these replies he can spank it.
Him and his little He bitches at the nut have virtually ruined that site to where it is no longer desirable to visit. No longer can that be the signature fansite of the Jim Rome show. All it has remained is a bunch of dudes who have summoned the power to sit in a room and spank it all day just to see who gets excited first.
Stucknut = Titanic
KN=Iceberg dead ahead
Who I feel sorry for in the long run is Steef. Dude worked tirelessly to make that site what it is, and Bobbing head and his small band of gay thieves come prancing along and took it over. Steef If you read this, Shut her down dude, Stucknut just fell deeper than LWM.

So I am sure this retard will wonder who the hell I am.
Who am I peckerhead? Who?
Am I Lillian Vernon?
Am I Katy?
Am I Tigrdog?
Am I Mongo?
Am I Russ?
There are a lot more out there that have every intention to haunt the living sh!t out of you and they will all giggle their asses off as you go down in flames. This is NOT a threat, This is a PROMISE.

To the regular members here at T1b, and with all due respect I do not wish to disrespect your boards with my troll, however wherever this faggot goes I and a few others are going to follow. Much like AIDS, Gonorrhea, Syphillis, Herpes Genital warts, Chlamydia and a few other diseases begotten from banging members of the same sex in the anus.

Regards

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:41 pm

Katy wrote: Yes. Kid Nashville cried that I was kicking him the nuts too hard and demanded I be banned. They obliged him on his request.

Which would explain your sudden interest and presence here, I suppose.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Mongo · Post by **Mongo** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:41 pm

Well... Check me off. But nice rant... I wish I COULD rack it.

I like this place, It has a certain niceness to its atmosphere...

Mongo · Post by **Mongo** » Wed May 06, 2009 9:48 pm

It occurs to me, KN is a glutton for punishment. He has lured a certain population to neutral (So he thinks) ground. Only to be hammered mercilessly.
Wait? Where are all his pals? Yeah Powerless unless you can hide behind all your butt buddies...

So on all those accusations? Where is your evidence? I can throw accusations at you all day long, Well at least here, I can get a few people to back those claims just the same as you did. After you get a few of your buddies to agree because it is the "Great DICK NASHVILLE " talking Of course they are believable... They HAVE to be if you say them enough....
Where is your backup?
Stick around for a while. Try the house dressing.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:09 pm

War Wagon wrote:
Katy wrote: Yes. Kid Nashville cried that I was kicking him the nuts too hard and demanded I be banned. They obliged him on his request.
Which would explain your sudden interest and presence here, I suppose.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Kid Nashville has zero to do with me posting here.

I've posted on and off here since 2005. My regular haunt is .net.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:10 pm

BANG your dead wrote: I may be gone but not forgotten, You underhandedly took down what WAS a great site until you started getting your ass railed.
Members of T1B Do NOT TRUST THIS MEMBER!!! IP ban him RIGHT AWAY. or this board will also fall.

Wow, this KN seems powerful, yet he's been registered here for a year or so and T1B remains.

So let's add up a few things.

A troll starts a thread, a few other trolls chime in, along with a few seldom seen "members", all with the purpose of wanting to see KN get run. Absolutely salivating at the thought, the "pile on" gains momentum.

Meanwhile, T1B regulars look on askance, as if to say, take your petty little infighting elsewhere.

Though I must say, this train wreck of a thread may have some potential, much in the same way that humans like to watch monkeys fling feces at each other at the zoo. Well, that may be a bad analogy. I'm pretty sure that most domesticated monkeys have better manners. Not all, but most.

I don't know what KN did or does that was so terrible, but as of now, he's got some major :bode on a number of folks. And while I don't have much use for the guy (bringing a paint scraper to a gun fight with Mace is/was one of the most astoundingly stupid displays of mesageboard idiocy ever), I'll still have to give him a few props.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:19 pm

mvscal wrote: No surprise to see War Wagos propping a gay porn spamming fucktard.

I wasn't propping the gay porn, you obtuse idiot.

Katy · Post by **Katy** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:25 pm

War Wagon wrote: A troll starts a thread, a few other trolls chime in, along with a few seldom seen "members", all with the purpose of wanting to see KN get run. Absolutely salivating at the thought, the "pile on" gains momentum.

I only chimed in when Kid Nashville decided to mention me FIRST.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:26 pm

R-Jack wrote: That's like saying you love KC but are not a fan of fat people.

No, not really.

TIGRDOG · Post by **TIGRDOG** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:32 pm

Oh yeah...... Child Crashville will get props. Is also called a firing squad wall. Good luck Kiddy Assville, you will need it. I suggest you reset your vacuum tube computer to where you called Y2K a hillbilly. You might want to take the black bedsheets off you trailor windows and look outside. Take a swig of 'shine and say it wif me...."Damn, them there are hills." Idiot

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:37 pm

This is one of the worst threads I've ever seen.