Annual "What I'd like to see" thread

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:37 am

This comes as a huge surprise...but 2ool is a big fat coward.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:43 am

PSUFAN wrote:This comes as a huge surprise...but 2ool is a big fat coward.

Oh no you didn't! Yes you did.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:53 am

PSUFAN wrote:This comes as a huge surprise...but 2ool is a big fat coward.

Link ?

A little "San Francisco" coming at you....

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:59 am

Why does m2 always post youtube clips of really gay music? If it's not Green Day it's Third Eye Blind or Men Without Hats.

Even the Counting Crows clip, which was one of the only good videos he ever posted, a lot of people would say that's gay, too.

m2, why don't you post some badass clips relating to the San Francisco music scene?

Here, since you're musically stuck on windchimes, let me help you....

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:14 am

A...third eye blind video?

Thanks, dude. You never cease to amaze.

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:16 am

so i was just in the park, and i saw a dog fucking another boy dog in the ass. hmm.

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:18 am

Psst.... Cal has ZERO service academies on the schedule.

ppssssttt.....ND has zero directional school on their schedule.....
sup Eastern Washington in 09
LA Tech in 07
Portland State in 06

Hey fucktard.....Navy would mop the fucking floor with any of those schools...shit, so would Air Force

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:40 am

Laxplayer wrote:
Psst.... Cal has ZERO service academies on the schedule.
ppssssttt.....ND has zero directional school on their schedule.....
sup Eastern Washington in 09
LA Tech in 07
Portland State in 06

Hey fucktard.....Navy would mop the fucking floor with any of those schools...shit, so would Air Force

Ummm... why are you on this board ???

You have the IQ of a 4 year old.

Can you post one.... just one... thread you started...where you didn't look like a retard ???

Just one.

Thanks, retard.

the truth

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:52 am

Blueblood wrote:
Laxplayer wrote:
Psst.... Cal has ZERO service academies on the schedule.
ppssssttt.....ND has zero directional school on their schedule.....
sup Eastern Washington in 09
LA Tech in 07
Portland State in 06

Hey fucktard.....Navy would mop the fucking floor with any of those schools...shit, so would Air Force

Ummm... why are you on this board ???

You have the IQ of a 4 year old.

Can you post one.... just one... thread you started...where you didn't look like a retard ???

Just one.

Thanks, retard.

the truth

I actually just went over your posts for the last two years... and this is what came up on my computer....

I must say you look more than educated for a slowcal.....

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:12 am

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:13 am

The NCAA looking in to how Tebow got NBA courtside playoff tickets and then that opening a bigger door to the 7 figures the gator nation has paid the tebows since Tim got to Florida.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:36 am

Fuck that. I'd rather USC just somehow manage to get invited to the game against Florida, so they can beat Tebow. Of all the dirtbags to root against in college football, Tebow ain't one of 'em.

(Last year, I think USC beats Florida in the title game. This year, with a rookie QB and all that inexperience on D? Not so much. Still, I'd like to see 'em at least get the chance.)

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:26 pm

Mgo, what, you don't think that's his sole reason for doing this?

It's hard to say. 200lio doesn't have any issues with going into hibernation mode and avoiding his lumps, bet or no bet. He's vanished plenty of times after a Cal loss, only to re-emerge three weeks later with a long list of excuses and a longer list of youtube vids showing all the "blown calls."

It seems he takes almost as much delight in Cal's losses as he does their wins because they give him a perfect opportunity to run his schtick. Which is that, you know, Cal has never legitimately lost a football game and that the final score takes a back seat to things like yards per carry.

Blueblood wrote:Do you want in on the bet... Mr. Magoo ???

Look, I know you're from the "West Coast", but seriously, you couldn't gather from my post that I think these bets are patently retarded? Think stoolio, think.

First off, I have no vested interest in this game other than the delight that comes from yet another Cal beatdown at the hands of a real team.

Secondly, if I win the bet, I stand to gain nothing, as I don't want you scurrying back to your chime-sconced treehouse for the rest of the year. I want you here so you can take your beatings the way a real man dressed in make up and fake armor should.

Lastly, you continue to avoid the additional terms/questions posed by Van, so really, there's no bet to be had.

~queue up the Uncle Kracker or Crash Test Dummies video here~

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:54 pm

PSUFAN wrote:A...third eye blind video?

Thanks, dude. You never cease to amaze.

m2ool must live a Semi-Charmed Kinda Life!

(i got the right band, don't I???)

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:20 pm

Ummm... why are you on this board ???
You have the IQ of a 4 year old.
Can you post one.... just one... thread you started...where you didn't look like a retard ???
Just one.
Thanks, retard.

You rip ND's schedule for playing the likes of the service academies. I then bring up some of the cream puffs that Cal plays. You dodge the issue and come up with some attempt at juvenile smack that's not even remotely funny.

Please explain how I'm the one who looks like a retard?

Eastern Washington???? Seriously?????

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:10 pm

You know what, I'm gonna keep my fucking mouth shut when it comes to recruits commited to ND. Not a day after I talk about Martin, and he's taking visits but "still solid with Notre Dame."

Recruiting is a cruel bitch mother.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:23 pm

Killian wrote:You know what, I'm gonna keep my fucking mouth shut when it comes to recruits commited to ND. Not a day after I talk about Martin, and he's taking visits but "still solid with Notre Dame."

Recruiting is a cruel bitch mother.

Sincerely,
Former Iowa commits Brian Smith and Munir Prince!

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:27 pm

TheJON wrote:
Killian wrote:You know what, I'm gonna keep my fucking mouth shut when it comes to recruits commited to ND. Not a day after I talk about Martin, and he's taking visits but "still solid with Notre Dame."

Recruiting is a cruel bitch mother.
Sincerely,
Former Iowa commits Brian Smith and Munir Prince!

Kinda, but not really. Brian Smith was a legacy who dumb fuck Minter didn't offer. The second Corwin Brown watched his film and offered, he commited to his father's alma matter. Prince commited to Iowa before his junior year and opened it up and commited with his HS teammate well before his senior year started.

Martin fucking moved to New Jersey to get away from all of the pressure from the Cali schools. There is one fucking coach behind all of this, and the rest followed suit. His name starts with a U and ends with an rban Meyer.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:02 am

Killian wrote:
Martin fucking moved to New Jersey to get away from all of the pressure from the Cali schools. There is one fucking coach behind all of this, and the rest followed suit. His name starts with a U and ends with an rban Meyer.

Not true.

He moved so he could graduate in December and enroll early at ND. Evidently, he would have had to attend Odowd all school year til June.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:18 am

Keep up, Milton. He was considering enrolling mid year at ND, but his mother does not want him doing that. He left Cali so he didn't have to put up with Pete Carroll bugging the piss out of him. Carroll responded by telling Chris that he could not come to USC's rising stars camp this year.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:50 am

Killian wrote:
TheJON wrote:
Killian wrote:You know what, I'm gonna keep my fucking mouth shut when it comes to recruits commited to ND. Not a day after I talk about Martin, and he's taking visits but "still solid with Notre Dame."

Recruiting is a cruel bitch mother.
Sincerely,
Former Iowa commits Brian Smith and Munir Prince!
Kinda, but not really. Brian Smith was a legacy who dumb fuck Minter didn't offer. The second Corwin Brown watched his film and offered, he commited to his father's alma matter.

His dad was Chris Smith, who played fullback [Zysdale]one year ahead of me at ND.[/Zysdale] IIRC, he played briefly in the NFL for the Chiefs after that.

Prince commited to Iowa before his junior year and opened it up and commited with his HS teammate well before his senior year started.

Prince later decided to transfer from ND, so it looks like Iowa screwed the pooch after that.

buckeye_in_sc · Post by **buckeye_in_sc** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:06 am

Killian...what you thinking on the Urban front? Not following at this juncture...to keep the shit out of the back and forth just PM me your thoughts...

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:39 pm

I'll PM you when I can. Long and short of it, Meyer hates Weis and trashes ND and Weis to any and all recruits. There is more to the story. I'll hit you up when I have more time.

TheChief · Post by **TheChief** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:50 am

Killian wrote:I'll PM you when I can. Long and short of it, Meyer hates Weis and trashes ND and Weis to any and all recruits. There is more to the story. I'll hit you up when I have more time.

Sounds about right. Trying being a few miles east of the rat bastard.

SoCalTrjn · Post by **SoCalTrjn** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:13 am

Meyer has been trashing Pete Carroll every chance he can get to recruits as well. Ronald Johnson said that after he went on his USC trip, Meyer was waiting with his mom for him when he got home and had been bashing Carroll and USC to her the whole time. It was the negative recruiting from meyer that lead RoJo to go to USC. There was also a story about how a OL recruit who had been a verbal to USC the whole fall, but lived in Florida with his mom, was thrown out of his moms house by his mom at Meyers prodding. The kids dad lived in LA and Meyer had convinced the kids mom that the kid would join gangs and no longer help her out once he got to USC.
Seems Meyer is a total douche who if he cant get a kid to choose Florida he goes after the kids mom

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:43 am

See, Toejam, maybe now you get where this board is coming from when we harp on integrity in sports over the WIN AT ALL COSTS! mentality.

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:51 pm

That, or maybe it was just Joe McKnight, Stafon Johnson, C.J. Gable and the dawning realization that he'd never see any playing time.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:07 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Van wrote:That, or maybe it was just Joe McKnight, Stafon Johnson, C.J. Gable and the dawning realization that he'd never see any playing time.
Hell, I know that!

Lemme fuck with Schmick, man! :D

While schmuck and Van have many differences, their thoughts and attitude towards anything U$C are pretty much identical. Fucking with one is fucking with both.

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:08 pm

While schmuck and Van have many differences, their thoughts and attitude towards anything U$C are pretty much identical. Fucking with one is fucking with both.

Yes it is.
Mike Garrett = Col Klink
Pete Carroll= Sgt. Schultz

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:37 pm

Hmmmm.

Areas concerning USC football where Shmick and I differ....

I will never advocate a boycott of ND, either by USC or anybody else. I want ND to join the Big 10, yes, but purely for selfish reasons, as I want them to do better and become a national title type program again. USC needs ND to be a marquee game, not an indictment of their OCC schedule. I don't want to render ND even more irrelevant by removing their biggest game of the year.

I will never advocate Shmick's occasional call to play dirty; to take out players from other teams.

I have no desire to see the Tebows taken down, via some church fraud deal.

I have nothing against the SEC, other than their scheduling and their ability to always have the media fawn over them, regardless of the season they're having.

I do root for the Pac 10 now, whereas he says he couldn't care less what the rest of the conference does. Admittedly, it's because of this board that I now find myself pulling for the conference. Before I joined this board, I didn't give a shit about conference bowl records, conference head-to-head records, or any of that crap.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:20 am

A great blog/article on why I think Cal beats $C by at least 14 points in "Strawberry Canyon" this year.

Not only is Cal going to have the best defense in the PAC 10 (nobody in their right mind disputes this)... they're going back to the Tedhead offense that lit the scoreboard up like a Christmas tree.

A must read for Vannie and Shmuck...

http://thebearwillnotquit.blogspot.com/ ... -tour.html

Speaking of the new offensive coordinator for Cal (and long time associate of Jeff Tedford) Andy Ludwig ..... check out this blast he got off on Nick Saban and his vaunted defense that lead the SEC !!!

Too funny!

http://www.wildwestsports.com/wMessage. ... &id=789589

Saban in his remarks said they should have beaten Utah by 2 touchdowns

Former Utah OC Andy Ludwig was in attendance for Saban's lecture. Ludwig, who is now the OC at Cal,

Here it comes...

Later, towards the end of his speech he said, "You know, I'm sitting in the audience and I hear 'We should have beat Utah by two TDs' and I almost stood up and said, 'yeah, but you didn't.' It's kind of hard to win by two tds when you're down 21 points in the first half [1st quarter really]."

Fucking awesome!!!!!!!

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:07 am

m2, you think Cal will do the unthinkable, something which hasn't happened in eight years, and you think this at least in part because of a fluff piece you read on a Cal blog??

Are you fucking serious? What are you, twelve years old?

Of course Tedford says things will be different this year, and that he's much more enthused this year.

Every coach in history says that, when they hire new coaches.

Oddly enough, despite all the pre-season enthusiasm, most programs remain who they are.

The last time anybody beat USC by more than one score, never mind 14 fourteen points, the New York city skyline still sported the Twin Towers.

So, just hold your horses there, champ. Even when Cal did manage to beat USC, in '03, it took triple O.T. and you had Aaron Rodgers, not Shleprock, at QB.

You just take any win you can get, and run with it. You sure as fuck aren't beaing USC by 14.

The author's attempt to compare Cal's glacier slow ascent with USC's peaks and valleys was just comedy. That clown was actually trying to imply that Cal is building something that will eventually not only be on a par with USC, but also more consistent and long-lasting.

Right. USC's valleys remain higher than Cal's peaks. In USC's worst period in our lifetime they still went to six Rose Bowls, which is six more than Cal has been to since you've been alive.

As for Cal's D being some no-brainer "best in the conference," ummm, I think we ought to just go ahead and play the games, just to be sure.

See, half (or more) of USC's D will end up playing on Sundays. At best, one or two of Cal's will, and every season USC plugs in an entire unit's worth of players who are markedly better than just about anybody Cal ever has on their roster. There are rarely any players on Cal who could even play for USC, and that includes this season as well.

Let's just play the games, and let's see if for the first time in your lifetime Cal doesn't choke like dogs.

One time, let's see Cal win a big game. They haven't yet, not in the entire time you've been following them, so let 's see if they can win their first one this season.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:46 am

Van wrote:m2,

Of course Tedford says things will be different this year, and that he's much more enthused this year.

Every coach in history says that, when they hire new coaches.

Ludwig coached with Tedford... for years.

It's the guy he wanted when he (Tedford) first came to Cal... dipshit !!!

By the way... I went out to the coast today and I'll have a PET on places you've NEVER been.

Like Lucas Valley Road to the beach.

the truth

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:46 am

God I hate to say this because of my immense disdain for that fucking program in the middle of the ghetto but Van's right. Now granted I want Cal to win because I hate M200l almost as much as I hate $C.......but Cal doesn't win this game. Yes I would like them too but come on..............what the fuck have they done in the last 10 years?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:48 am

what the fuck have they done in the last 10 years?

Some guy wrote a blog. What more do you need?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:51 am

Nope, I've never taken Lucas Valley Rd to the beach. I have however pulled up alongside George Lucas, on Lucas Valley Rd. (That's one sure way to know you've arrived, when you see a street big enough to warrant a freeway offramp named after you.) I was on a GSX-R1000, he was in a black BMW745i, with a dent in the left rear quarter panel.

Oddly, only one of us recognized the other.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:52 am

Lax wrote:what the fuck have they done ~~in the last 10 years~~ ever?

Yup yup.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:53 am

Laxplayer wrote:God I hate to say this because of my immense disdain for that fucking program in the middle of the ghetto but Van's right. Now granted I want Cal to win because I hate M200l almost as much as I hate $C.......but Cal doesn't win this game. Yes I would like them too but come on..............what the fuck have they done in the last 10 years?

Look, you're a golf guy.... nobody here is expecting much from you as far as football.

I don't bet.... but, I will this year.

If anyone is in... let me know.

Cal beats $C and makes "the truth" some money.

I'm now off to put together today's Northern California... PET.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:58 am

Van wrote:Nope, I've never taken Lucas Valley Rd to the beach. I have however pulled up alongside George Lucas, on Lucas Valley Rd. (That's one sure way to know you've arrived, when you see a street big enough to warrant a freeway offramp named after you.)

Ummmm..... it was named Lucas Valley Road before he moved to "Lucas Valley Road" ....

I have a picture of his entrance to "Skywalker Ranch" in my PET.

the truth

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:12 am

Really? I was always told it was named after him, in Nicasio Valley, or wherever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skywalker_Ranch

Looks like you're right.

Oh well. I'll still always think of it as dude having his own road.

Woulda been much cooler though if he'd had some hot chick in the car with him, impaling herself on the gear shft for his amusement

Nope. Just a Big Gulp in his hand, and a black lab puppy sitting there panting.