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I am new here, I would give myself a B+ at best right now. I just getting my feet wet.
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Torch wrote:I am new here, I would give myself a B+ at best right now. I just getting my feet wet.
The only thing getting wet is that plunger flushing out your jizz-filled gash.
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Torch wrote:I am new here
how did you find us?

inquiring minds want to know
get out, get out while there's still time
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I have my ways.

Romey, Stucknut, lurching. I decided to give it a go. You guys think you are tough behind that computer and keyboard. You won't run me off.
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[quote="Torch"]I have my ways.

Romey, Stucknut, lurching. I decided to give it a go. You guys think you are tough behind that computer and keyboard. You won't run me off.[/quote

now you've done it.

go easy on him, poptart.
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PSUFAN wrote:It has been outsourced to katy and her team...I think they're calling themselves The Defilers.

The Defilers and I currently have the "situation" under surveillance. All communications and photographs will be forwarded to Douchebag per his request.
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Bring it on. I am more that capable to handle this.
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Torch wrote:Bring it on. I am more that capable to handle this.
That will make a compelling epitaph to an already shameful start.
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I will be taking a dirt nap today like Jacko.
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Torch wrote:I will be taking a dirt nap today like Jacko.
Rack you for that. Thank you for never posting again.
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I survived the dirt nap!! Im back bitches.
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So Torchie...

What's your outlook on race relations? Homosexuals and ass grazers? Jews ruling the banking world, Qanada being the 51st state. Do you think TVO is really queer?
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White Cock wrote:So Torchie...

What's your outlook on race relations? Homosexuals and ass grazers? Jews ruling the banking world, Qanada being the 51st state. Do you think TVO is really queer?

Race- Not a fan of the Blacks
I hate the GAYS
Ass grazzers are just as bad as Gays
Jews ruling the banks? Better than the Feds I guess
Qanada will always be America's Hat
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Torch wrote:
White Cock wrote:So Torchie...

What's your outlook on race relations? Homosexuals and ass grazers? Jews ruling the banking world, Qanada being the 51st state. Do you think TVO is really queer?

Race- Not a fan of the Blacks
I hate the GAYS
Ass grazzers are just as bad as Gays
Jews ruling the banks? Better than the Feds I guess
Qanada will always be America's Hat

RACK. I'm starting to like this Torch guy because he clearly gets it.
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Katy wrote:Race- Not a fan of the Blacks
RACK. I'm starting to like this Torch guy because he clearly gets it.[/quote]
So you're stupid AND a bigot, if not a racist. How surprising.
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Uh, I'm stupid?? You fucked up a simple quote, you mouth-breathing mongoloid.

Let me clarify something for you... I'm not a complete racist, I just hate n.iggers and you. :lol:
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UBB smack? God fucking gawd.

You hate n.iggers. How quaint.

Carry on with your little klan meeting you vile cunt.
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Moving Sale wrote:UBB smack? God fucking gawd.

You hate n.iggers. How quaint.

Carry on with your little klan meeting you vile cunt.

Vile? Definitely.
Cunt? Fuck yeah.

It still doesn't change the fact that you're an open communist and a homosexual. :hfal:
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Katy wrote: It still doesn't change the fact that you're an open communist and a homosexual.
Open communist? Post one thing to back that up.
Homo? Because I went to a lesbian wedding?

If you were any dumber your head would roll off your shoulders into a pile of crap just to be full of something!
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Moving Sale wrote:You hate n.iggers.
Why is this so important to you? I hate the color red but that doesn't mean I'm a better poster than you. I am, of course, but it has little to do with what colors I hate.

Your existence here seems to all revolve around whether or not someone is a racist. You make no claims to being a racist yourself, and yet, you're still one of the worst posters registered here. So again, I ask you, who gives a fuck?
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Moving Sale wrote:
Katy wrote: It still doesn't change the fact that you're an open communist and a homosexual.
Open communist? Post one thing to back that up.
Homo? Because I went to a lesbian wedding?

If you were any dumber your head would roll off your shoulders into a pile of crap just to be full of something!
Read any of your deluded opinions/posts on policy and politics. There's your answer. It's far too painful to read and thumb through the piles of festering shit you call your posts. It was bad enough the first time I had to read any of it.

The fact that you bragged about fingering a manly looking dyke doesn't convince me that you're not a homo. If you fingered her, why did she make you stop at that? Probably because you have no idea what in the fuck you're doing.
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Moving Sale wrote:
Katy wrote:Race- Not a fan of the Blacks
RACK. I'm starting to like this Torch guy because he clearly gets it.
So you're stupid AND a bigot, if not a racist. How surprising.[/quote]


Thanks for the support, I appreciate it. Just trying to make a name for myself in this joint.
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Torch wrote:Just trying to make a name for myself in this joint.
Fair enough. But just be aware that someone's already using the nic Some Damn Retard.
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Torch wrote:Just trying to make a name for myself in this joint.
Fair enough. But just be aware that someone's already using the nic Some Damn Retard.

My goal is to stay above his shitty ass level.
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Torch wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:be aware that someone's already using the nic Some Damn Retard.

My goal is to stay above his shitty ass level.
To stay there, you must get there first. Your path is long and steep, Grasshoppah.
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Torch wrote:What up?
You know what the right thing to do is?
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OT!!!!

About fukking time you got here. Dude you got some work to do. This place's current shit troll infestation is as record levels. Now get to work.
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Derron wrote: You will when Dave in Tulsa jams his cock in your pie hole.

Now go fuck off you little bitch.

Ain't that the truth! I'm posting from the public fukkken library because of that bastard!


Looks like I need a new computer. Suggestions anyone? My brother told me to just get a laptop because they are cheaper and serve the same purpose.
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Stanley Pickkkle wrote:Suggestions anyone?
Eat a bullet.

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