13 Year Old Offered Scholarship

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:54 pm

It won't be long before some coaches are at sperm banks soliciting samples..........

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:13 pm

I'm sort of glad my identification with my team, it's success, and coach is currently not moderated by Lane Kiffin.

he may be the state of the art bad ass....but he looks more like 97 Rick Neuheisel minus Bill McCartney's jr and sr class.

or a dot.com startup in 99.

he's recruiting like a mofo but the NFL bad boy thing seems to fail more than succeed. Hey, Bill Callahan.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:38 pm

Recruiting is what it takes to win, especially when going up against Meyer, Saban and LSU, and recruiting is what Tennessee hired Kiffin to do.

This thing with Berry's little brother is obviously just a "feel good" PR move, for the benefit of Eric Berry and Vol Fan.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:16 pm

Van wrote:Recruiting is what it takes to win, especially when going up against Meyer, Saban and LSU, and recruiting is what Tennessee hired Kiffin to do.

This thing with Berry's little brother is obviously just a "feel good" PR move, for the benefit of Eric Berry and Vol Fan.

Exactly. Also, Wake Forrest offered Chris Leak a scholarship after older brother CJ signed there in 1998. I think he was an 8th grader or Freshman in HS.

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:59 pm

Killian wrote:
Van wrote:Recruiting is what it takes to win, especially when going up against Meyer, Saban and LSU, and recruiting is what Tennessee hired Kiffin to do.

This thing with Berry's little brother is obviously just a "feel good" PR move, for the benefit of Eric Berry and Vol Fan.
Exactly. Also, Wake Forrest offered Chris Leak a scholarship after older brother CJ signed there in 1998. I think he was an 8th grader or Freshman in HS.

I thought they offered CJ only because of Chris.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:43 am

BTH, you in Alabama now?

i was listening to Leadbelly's "Alabama Bound" the other day and thought of you.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:54 am

Believe the Heupel wrote:Not yet. I move on August 4th.

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Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:02 am

This is old news.... "Hairball" offered an 8th grader over a week ago.

While 8th graders getting offered is something of an anomaly in the world of college recruiting right now, expect it to happen more and more

http://recruiting.scout.com/2/874644.html

What's this about their high admission standards limiting the pool of players they could choose from ?

If the guy hasn't even started high school yet, how do they know he's the "elite academic material" that the Furd demands ?

......this is just more evidence that Furd is just like every other D1 school in America other than Cal.

the truth

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:57 am

It's against NCAA rules until they are a junior...

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:05 pm

They can give a verbal offer at any point. The written offer can't be given until junior year.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:13 pm

And the verbal offer is worth less than a wooden nickel.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:01 pm

this pic is a total fake. Kiffin has yet to wear the UT gear on the sideline.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:18 pm

King Crimson wrote:
this pic is a total fake. Kiffin has yet to wear the UT gear on the sideline.

The Tennessee players have orange tape with their names stenciled on the tape, on the front of their helmets. This obviously isn't a pic from the sidelines of a game, it's from some sort of workout.

But yeah, it could still be a fake.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:18 pm

Pissmop in the background? I believe it.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:13 pm

Actually, could that kid...

...look any more Obese SEC Kid? He sorta looks like a young Charlie Weis, staring down the barrel of third and long.

socal · Post by **socal** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:39 pm

Van wrote:Actually, could that kid...

...look any more Obese SEC Kid? He sorta looks like a young Charlie Weis, staring down the barrel of a Philly Cheesesteak with all the fixins.

Fixed.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:02 pm

I had a killer Philly cheesesteak yesterday. Goddamn, it was good.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:47 pm

Have another.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:23 am

Laxplayer wrote:It won't be long before some coaches are at sperm banks soliciting samples..........

And then combining select sperm with select eggs to create test tube super-athletes who will be nurtured/trained in the U's pediatric training complex. Surprised Tejas hasn't pulled that shit off yet.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 5:45 am

H4ever wrote:
Laxplayer wrote:It won't be long before some coaches are at sperm banks soliciting samples..........

And then combining select sperm with select eggs to create test tube super-athletes who will be nurtured/trained in the U's pediatric training complex. Surprised Tejas hasn't pulled that shit off yet.

you guys wet yourself with Dr. Tom at the wheel, no?

heh.

Laxplayer · Post by **Laxplayer** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:49 pm

And then combining select sperm with select eggs to create test tube super-athletes who will be nurtured/trained in the U's pediatric training complex. Surprised Tejas hasn't pulled that shit off yet.

Marv Marinovich just applied for a job there.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:43 am

Laxplayer wrote:
And then combining select sperm with select eggs to create test tube super-athletes who will be nurtured/trained in the U's pediatric training complex. Surprised Tejas hasn't pulled that shit off yet.
Marv Marinovich just applied for a job there.

Good call.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:45 am

King Crimson wrote:
H4ever wrote:
Laxplayer wrote:It won't be long before some coaches are at sperm banks soliciting samples..........

And then combining select sperm with select eggs to create test tube super-athletes who will be nurtured/trained in the U's pediatric training complex. Surprised Tejas hasn't pulled that shit off yet.
you guys wet yourself with Dr. Tom at the wheel, no?

heh.

Yep. I frequently rub one out to a poster of Tom whilst the Carpenter's "Close to you" plays in the background. Sometimes I dry hump my Eric Crouch muppet, too. Good times!

JMak · Post by **JMak** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:13 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:I knew this day was coming. How long before there'll be offers to 6 week old fetuses?

WTF is a six-week old fetus? Are you talking inside the womb still? Or do you call all babies a fetus until...what...8 weeks?

Offering scholarships at any age before 17 should be outlawed. Period. In fact, universities should have to wait until at least the end of the senior year of ball, and preferably, after the end of the senior academic year.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:51 am

JMak wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:I knew this day was coming. How long before there'll be offers to 6 week old fetuses?
WTF is a six-week old fetus? Are you talking inside the womb still? Or do you call all babies a fetus until...what...8 weeks?

Offering scholarships at any age before 17 should be outlawed. Period. In fact, universities should have to wait until at least the end of the senior year of ball, and preferably, after the end of the senior academic year.

Fuck yeah! At this rate, Tennessee boosters are going to be shipping the entire 2010 Hot Wheels lineup to all the best 5th grade kick-ball and war-ball players.

"Just thought you might enjoy these. See ya on signing day in 2016!"

Love,

The "Go Vols!" Club

P.S. Focus on the general ed courses in high school and always stretch! You blow an ACL and you can return our cars!"

T1B

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