For Stanley Q. Pickkkle (and resident racists)

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Lots of stained galss windows with the usual images of angels and shit. All the angels were balck

Stanley Q.? Your thoughts?

Political correctness run amuck. Duh!



All you need to remember is that "White" represents GOODNESS and "black" represents evil and darkness.

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Well, what I was REALLY looking for was your take on Jesus remaining white while the angels were balck. Would have it been sacrilegious to make Jesus balck, too?

Only ni.ggers think Jesus was black.

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Then why didn't they make Jesus balck in their stained galss paintings? You think they would have if only n...iggers think Jesus was balck.

I don't understand your question.


Everyone with half a brain knows that both Jesus and Angels are White. Anything to the contrary is only to appease ni.ggers and other non-white subspieces.

[Stanley Pickkkle]

If only mvscals thought Jesus and the angels were balck, then why would they only have balck angels in their stained glass paintings, but not a balck Jesus?

To appease ni.ggers without offending ALL White people.

[Van]

This one will please Stanley (and 'Spray), as well....

I'm at the supermarket, this morning. I see a giant, disgustingly fat black lady. I mean, 450 lbs of flabtacular grotesqueness.

~ding~

:idea:

'Spray's link to Obesity Stats, and how they're dominated by blacks, which is why the SEC dominates for fatties, runs through my head.

Laughing now, and wishing 'Spray were there with me to see this, I begin counting the black people in the market, and out in the parking lot.

Final tally....

36 blacks....

1 hilariously skinny bean pole chick. I'm talking 6'2", 110 lbs of knees and elbows.

4 healthy, attractive, reasonably-in-shape types. Two apiece, male and female. One college chick was very do-able, while her friend was just sorta meh.

15 ridiculous fat slobs. I'm talking at least 40-50 lbs overweight.

16 morbidly obese embarrassments to humankind. I'm talking little kids pointing and laughing overweight. 100+ lbs overweight, easy.

That's not counting the babies and little kids I saw. Judging by those little kids, they're going to jump that final column's tally up something fierce.

Sure, I also saw some widebody causasians, obviously. Very few super-fatty Asians. The Asians were trim, and a lot of their older women were 4'6", 75 lbs and...balding! Bwaaahaa!!

The latinas, they were generally on the hefty side too, with just gobs of eye make-up.

The blacks, though, holy sht, they were some fat fucks.

Funny morning. It always is, when you're thinking of 'Spray while shopping at the supermarket.

I laughed. You probably had to be there.

[Derron]

I attended a federal job workshop at a balck Seventh-Day Adventist on Capitol Hill the other day. Great shit. Learned a ton about the federal job process and how to nail the applications.

No doubt you fit right in.

So the workshop was about 15 minutes long ?

Time for the moderator to say:

1. Don't be white.
2. Don't be Republican
3. Make sure you drop the words, " diversity,green, sustainable, union,entitlement, public health care,gay marriage,tax increases are awesome".
4. Don't work for the evil private business's.
5. Call for abolishing the Republican party.
6. Fuck Bush and his cronies,and fuck every Republican for the next 50 years.

Way to suck the government cock.

[Derron]

This one will please Stanley (and 'Spray), as well....

I'm at the supermarket, this morning. I see a giant, disgustingly fat black lady. I mean, 450 lbs of flabtacular grotesqueness.

~ding~

:idea:

'Spray's link to Obesity Stats, and how they're dominated by blacks, which is why the SEC dominates for fatties, runs through my head.

Laughing now, and wishing 'Spray were there with me to see this, I begin counting the black people in the market, and out in the parking lot.

Final tally....

36 blacks....

1 hilariously skinny bean pole chick. I'm talking 6'2", 110 lbs of knees and elbows.

4 healthy, attractive, reasonably-in-shape types. Two apiece, male and female. One college chick was very do-able, while her friend was just sorta meh.

15 ridiculous fat slobs. I'm talking at least 40-50 lbs overweight.

16 morbidly obese embarrassments to humankind. I'm talking little kids pointing and laughing overweight. 100+ lbs overweight, easy.

That's not counting the babies and little kids I saw. Judging by those little kids, they're going to jump that final column's tally up something fierce.

Sure, I also saw some widebody causasians, obviously. Very few super-fatty Asians. The Asians were trim, and a lot of their older women were 4'6", 75 lbs and...balding! Bwaaahaa!!

The latinas, they were generally on the hefty side too, with just gobs of eye make-up.

The blacks, though, holy sht, they were some fat fucks.

Funny morning. It always is, when you're thinking of 'Spray while shopping at the supermarket.

I laughed. You probably had to be there.

Just STFU and write a bigger tax check so the gubmint can provide health care for all those fat asses. That physical condition cannot possibly affect their health...maybe to reduce life expectancy, which is a good thing really.

[Cuda]

All the angels were balck, while Jesus...he remained white.

satan and his fellow fallen angels are traditionally depicted as blacvk

jesus is, of course, white

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Or just diet and genetics?

RACK

[Stanley Pickkkle]

The negro is a peculiar race. The dudes are mostly strong and muscular and the sows are obese and morbid looking.


Which reminds me of a multi million dollar study that came out recently suggesting that Americans are getting fatter and shorter. Stupid FUKKKS! I don't need to spend a million dollars on a study to tell you if there are 20 million mexzoid midget illegal alien mexicans in the country that the average height of Americans will go down.


Next time you are in a room full of younger White people you will clearly notice the average height of White Americans is the highest in the world.


RACK WHITE PEOPLE
Unrack short mexzoids and obese ni.ggers

[socal]

Next time you are in a room full of younger White people you will clearly notice the average height of White Americans is the highest in the world.

You may be on to something PiKKKle...
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[Van]

Next time you are in a room full of younger White people you will clearly notice the average height of White Americans is the highest in the world.

Dunno 'bout that. I'd say my general impression is that blacks are, on average, taller than whites. Fatter, too, definitely, at least in America, but also taller, on average.

[Stanley Pickkkle]

Next time you are in a room full of younger White people you will clearly notice the average height of White Americans is the highest in the world.

Dunno 'bout that. I'd say my general impression is that blacks are, on average, taller than whites. Fatter, too, definitely, at least in America, but also taller, on average.

WRONG!


The tallest people in the world are Scandanavians. In other words....WHITE people!


If there was a study based on race in America, the Whites would clearly be the tallest race. Of course, that can never happen in this country because it would be condemned as a racist study.

Each day I am looking forward to the impending breakup of America based along racial lines.


Civil War II - The impending breakup of America!

[Van]

I'd like to see such a study. I'd bet blacks are the tallest, on average. In this country, I'd bet almost anything on it.

[Derron]

Each day I am looking forward to the impending breakup of America based along racial lines.

Impending ?

I would say we are already there..with redistribution, reparations and all that shit...

[PSUFAN]

e tallest people in the world are Scandanavians

ELIMINATED

Now fuck off back to your pro bono meatwash of tyrone and his boys.

[Smackie Chan]

The Dutch are tallest on average.

[Mikey]

e tallest people in the world are Scandanavians

ELIMINATED

Now fuck off back to your pro bono meatwash of tyrone and his boys.

LOL. The ELIMINATIONS in this thread are piling up.

4. Don't work for the evil private business's.

I'm thinking, though, that serial abuses of the apostrophe privilege should warrant something more drastic.

[Salsashark]

Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking mvscal.

[Smackie Chan]

I've seen many photos of black Jesus

No shit? I've not seen one. I thought cameras weren't invented until several centuries later. Or is this one of those miracle thingies?

[H4ever]

The negro is a peculiar race. The dudes are mostly strong and muscular and the sows are obese and morbid looking.


Which reminds me of a multi million dollar study that came out recently suggesting that Americans are getting fatter and shorter. Stupid FUKKKS! I don't need to spend a million dollars on a study to tell you if there are 20 million mexzoid midget illegal alien mexicans in the country that the average height of Americans will go down.


Next time you are in a room full of younger White people you will clearly notice the average height of White Americans is the highest in the world.


RACK WHITE PEOPLE
Unrack short mexzoids and obese ni.ggers

You should not rack the morbidly obese, mud-fence ugly white whores who routinely fuck said mexzoids sans any birth control and resultingly bore future alcoholics and drug dealers with no athletic talent to speak of who spend their first 18 years of life a welfare-subsidized burden on working American taxpayers.

[PSUFAN]

Jesus was a sun-dried semite. Depicting him as an aryan is laughable - but it sure has worked for a lot of folks.

[Lillian Vernon]

If only mvscals thought Jesus and the angels were balck, then why would they only have balck angels in their stained glass paintings, but not a balck Jesus?

Because even they know they are fucked without a white man running things.

[Diogenes]

Jesus is, of course, white

I hate to break the news, but there weren't that many Vikings (and not too many Nubians) in 1st century Palestine.

[PSUFAN]

There weren't any "Vikings" around anywhere at that time...not for at least a few centuries, anyway. I guess it's plausible that Jesus came from a Roman Aux spunkshot. He still would have been sundried and darkened though...and he ate so much Semitic meat and guzzled so much Levant baby batter that you could make a good case for him being a wog.

[Mr T]

White jesus is just as funny as black and asian jesus.



Dude was a jew walking around the sun all day in the middle east. Unless he was albino, he wasnt pale.