I would so like to fuck Lindsay Lohan

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that's sexy ??
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Wolfman wrote:that's sexy ??
I guess I am getting old !
whattayamean, getting?
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whattayamean, getting?

even Marcus Allen knows that-- but it still begs the question --

if that is sexy--- 2009---- the world is in trouble indeed !!
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88 wrote:
Wolfman wrote:that's sexy ??
I guess I am getting old !
Alright. That is a fair counter point. Albeit a weak one, in my humble opinion. Yes, she is not sexy in the Marilyn Monroe, Jacqueline Bisset, Monica Bellucci way.

she could NEVER get that amazingly hot and sexy.

for real...in the 'bang or bucks' catergory...you'd have to offer damned near 6 digits for me to pass up that 'tang.
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R-Jack wrote:She a pilled up, coked up, brain dead mess of a cunt lapping ginger kid.

That said, if anyone here would say they would pass on the chance to plow her twat till it looks like a menu option at Arbys and stake a mining claim on her dirtpipe, they would confirm their status as a card carrying limp wrist dinner pusher.
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It's not really a matter of "if," it's more a question of WHY does she register on your radar when there are so many more fuckable women in the hollywood spotlight? Women who don't straddle the line between dead and skeletal? When I think of the thousands upon thousands of celebrity broads that grace our televisions, our monitors, and our movie theater screens, Lohan doesn't even rate as high as an after thought for me.

For example, why would even a nanosecond be spent discussing that anorexic, used-up pill popper when we could be discussing this?
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88 wrote:the bottom line is that I would abso-fucking-lutely love to slam my johnson into Lindsay Lohan's gash.
she's a dyke. fucking her would turn you into a fag
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Shes not a dyke, shes a flake. Shell be back to men when she gets bored or her carreer completely drys up.

And btw, there is something about that little bitch that is atractive. Its a like trainwreck you want to sleep with.
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She has the body of a 10 year-old boy from the tits down. Anyone who wants to do anything but titty fuck her or jam his cock down her throat is a repressed faggot.
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CREEEEEEPPPERRRR FUCKED LOHAN ONCE SHE TASTE LIKE ASH TRAY!! PUSSY LIKE THROWING HOTDOG DOWN HALLWAY!!!!!!
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Some crazy unmaske Creep :P
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You can keep her and Mila...

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88 wrote: Is anyone other than TVO going to take the opposing viewpoint on this issue?
Met her one time when she was shooting a movie here and by met I mean I was in a bar with her and a bunch of other chicks, 10 of whom were hotter than her. That being said she is quite fuckable... an 8 at least.
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88,

You act like she fucks hot lipstick lesbos. If this isn't as close to fucking a guy, I odn't know what is. You'd most definitely turn gay if you fuck this coke abused whore.

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It's not like LL is hurting for money, or people to supply her with coke and sex. That being the case, I'm still baffled by this notion....

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How in god's green fuck did that thing on the left ever land that thing on the right??
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Yeah, but she can get free drugs anywhere, from anyone in Hollywood. Long before that Samantha Ronson dude came along, she was already being fetted by the Bruce Willis's of the industry.

Fine, she wanted to dabble at Lesbian Chic, including a never-ending supply of drugs. In her world, those opportunities are nearly limitless.

The point remains: Why that guy??
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