OT: The Burbs

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:33 am

Yeah, yeah... I know some of you losers that live in "the burbs" will take offense to this... but, that's your fault.

If you're gonna do a satire of a town, be self-deprecating.

Arlington ...

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:36 am

who gives a shit?

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:41 am

Moby Dick wrote:who gives a shit?

Well, certainly not "white trash".

We've seen your sense of humor play out at a car dealership.

the truth

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:52 am

Palin...

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:26 pm

Would the owner of the shit troll known as "Blueblood" please report to the main desk and turn in your keys?

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan · Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:43 pm

Went to U.S. Egg this morning. Had a skillet of potatoes, ham, sausage and cheese with an over-medium egg and two protein pancakes. Iced tea with lemon to drink. It was delicious...

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:53 pm

MiketheangrydrunkenCUfan wrote:Went to U.S. Egg this morning. Had a skillet of potatoes, ham, sausage and cheese with an over-medium egg and two protein pancakes. Iced tea with lemon to drink. It was delicious...

and the shit that meal will make will STILL be better than the takes of m2blewbud.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:02 pm

Moby Dick wrote:Would the owner of the shit troll known as "Blueblood" please report to the main desk and turn in your keys?

No surprise that while everybody with a life is out celebrating the 4th of July, this shit troll is holed up banging out moronic youtube clips.

Pathetic.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:32 am

not much time to cook tonight - chicken breasts and frozen cheese sticks with the kids watching Sammy Jack

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:53 am

Late dinner tonight. 'Bout to get started on a homemade lasagna with fresh mozz.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:31 am

Hmmmm...the fact, people from "Shitsburgh", Dallas, Naperville, and "the desert" find humor.... unfunny.

Is comical. Trust me.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:36 am

Letterman...

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:49 am

Blueblood wrote:Trust me.

Right on that.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:50 am

A tribute to the "Midwest" posters... with a dase of "desert".

the truth

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:13 am

m2 wrote:Yeah, yeah... I know some of you losers that live in "the burbs" will take offense to this... but, that's your fault.

It's your fault too, and you should also take offense. You live in "the burbs" too. For all your babbling about it, you still don't live in The City. You (claim to) live in a suburb of San Francisco, which makes you no different than someone who lives in Foster City.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:41 am

I just want to say, I love living in the burbs. Always have. I like big houses, big backyards, safe neighborhoods, and nice people.

m2, why do you suck at life so much? You ever thought about getting some counseling?

We need to have weekly group session for m2. Let's help our fellow board member out here.

m2.......share with us your problems. You've got serious issues and I think the good folks here at BTPCF can help you out.

Tell us about your childhood. How often did your dad give you anal? Were your parents divorced? This should help us determine how you became gay.

Next we need to find the root of your anger. Were you beaten as a child? Did your parents never hug you? Was the only type of hug you gave your dad a nut hug? Were you beaten up at school because you smelled funny?

And finally we must figure out how you became such a complete and utter failure in life. Did you get lousy grades in school? Do you have ADD? Have you had run-ins with the law? Are you on drugs?

So please share with us. We're going to help you and in time, you'll be a brand new person. You won't hate yourself anymore. You won't hate people because they're so much better than you on every level anymore. You'll learn to accept yourself despite the fact that you suck at life and no one likes you. And maybe, just maybe.........you'll actually get your dick sucked by a female for the first time ever. Okay, that last one might be a stretch, but I'm just trying to be positive here.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:07 am

TheJON wrote:I like big houses, big backyards, safe neighborhoods, and nice people.

We finally agree on something.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:29 am

IndyFrisco wrote:
TheJON wrote:I like big houses, big backyards, safe neighborhoods, and nice people.
We finally agree on something.

I don't like agreeing with Aggies much............

You and your weird ass fan base!!!

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:57 am

Van wrote:
m2 wrote:Yeah, yeah... I know some of you losers that live in "the burbs" will take offense to this... but, that's your fault.
It's your fault too, and you should also take offense. You live in "the burbs" too. For all your babbling about it, you still don't live in The City. You (claim to) live in a suburb of San Francisco, which makes you no different than someone who lives in Foster City.

Pssst... My shop is in Novato.... tard.

I live in "the City".

From a Friday off...

The fog rolling in on "the truth's" shop next to Novato Community Hospital....

m2 lives the dream...

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:23 am

psssst....

You're lying. You don't live in San Francisco, unless you've been lying all the rest of the time, when you claimed residency in the north Bay.

Or, you're lying now, as well as then too.

No matter.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:23 am

Blueblood wrote:
Van wrote:
m2 wrote:Yeah, yeah... I know some of you losers that live in "the burbs" will take offense to this... but, that's your fault.
It's your fault too, and you should also take offense. You live in "the burbs" too. For all your babbling about it, you still don't live in The City. You (claim to) live in a suburb of San Francisco, which makes you no different than someone who lives in Foster City.

Pssst... My shop is in Novato.... tard.

I live in "the City".

From a Friday off...

m2 lives the dream...

As opposed to this with my shitty Midwestern education...

The only difference between my pictorial and yours is that my doesn't contain random skanks I have to drive by and click quickies of or mythical women from a school you never graduated from and will never lay eyes on outside of scamming their pictures off the net or on Espn but females who I actually grace with my presence with out on the boat.

Thanks for playing toolio.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:42 am

Actually, neck.

We have these things called "waves" and property value.

You don't.

the truth

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:15 am

m2, you aren't a homeowner, you're a renter, so why do you keep bragging about property values, as if they benefit you. Higher property values simply mean you have to pay higher rent.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:26 am

Van wrote:m2, you aren't a homeowner, you're a renter, so why do you keep bragging about property values, as if they benefit you. Higher property values simply mean you have to pay higher rent.

Shit for brains... I own property in four states.

I rent in "the City"... because I'm a businessman.

Why do you "live" in the shithole known as Sacramento and the central valley ???

Life is a choice...

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:59 am

If you "rent" in the city it's only because you can't afford to "own" in the city. Those higher "property values" you love to brag about do nothing but assfuck you, every time you write that next exorbitant rent check...for an apartment which you probably share with two or three roommates, just like most everyone who "rents" in the city.

Besides, it's a moot point. You've always said you live in the north Bay.

So, choose a lie, and stick with it.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:25 pm

Van wrote:So, choose a lie, and stick with it.

You're asking for the impossible.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:24 pm

Yet another solid victory for Logic over the Poof.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:55 pm

Shit for brains... I own property in four states.

NEVADA

ARIZONA

WASHINGTON

OREGON

I rent in "the City"... because I'm a businessman.

Selling meth out of your trailer home hardly makes you a businessman. "Felon" would be a better term to describe your kind.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:02 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Van wrote:So, choose a lie, and stick with it.
You're asking for the impossible.

Oh contrar, mon frar. I'm living the dream.

I make the impossible, possible!

Kal BTPCF National Champions 12 years running!

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the troofth!

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:00 pm

Socal, just eliminating the LIVING FUCK out of himself, wrote:Oh contrar, mon frar.

A .750 BA?? Awesome!!

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:24 pm

Hey, stop all of that elimination. You'll go blind.

socal · Post by **socal** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:35 pm

Van wrote:
Socal, just eliminating the LIVING FUCK out of himself, wrote:Oh contrar, mon frar.
A .750 BA?? Awesome!!

Guilty.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:12 pm

gotta give it up to mTool...

helluva mooseknuckle

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:19 am

Moby, I'm seriously thinking you're gonna wanna re-think that post.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:46 am

Van wrote:
Besides, it's a moot point. You've always said you live in the north Bay.

So, choose a lie, and stick with it.

"How about we play this game".... ?

You find "the link" where I've said I live in the " North Bay"... and I'll NEVER post here again.

If you don't... you NEVER post here again... ???

You in, Vannie ?

Sounds like a reasonable request... for someone calling someone else a "liar".

the truth

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:29 am

Hmmmm.... "where is Vannie " ?

Better yet, what did the "kids" from St. Joe and Omaha learn from their time working the Ren Faire in "Bonner Springs"...

from the truth

Hmmmm..... ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuSRMpMhBzo

m2

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:44 am

TheJON wrote:
I rent in "the City"... because I'm a businessman.
Selling meth out of your trailer home hardly makes you a businessman. "Felon" would be a better term to describe your kind.

meth trailer? trade out that oregon box and find yourself a pretty, pretty picture of iowa, friend. i've been all over my beautiful state and have yet to find anything that resembles a ren faerie... nevermind.

have i ever mentioned the time i was almost killed in iowa, by a crop duster?

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:40 am

~yawn

Another substanceless deathmatch threat from 2oolio, which he'll back away quicker than a rube at a chime stand at the renfair once he sees the price tag.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:06 am

have i ever mentioned the time i was almost killed in iowa, by a crop duster?

Really? Should I even ask HOW?????

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:22 pm

Vannie's still looking....