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Well I'm in LA I haven't slept in 30 hours & medicinal marijuana fooking Rocks!!!!!!!!!!
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Stoners...isnt there some Rush convention you guys should be at instead of posting here?
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missjo wrote:Well I'm in LA I haven't slept in 30 hours & medicinal marijuana fooking Rocks!!!!!!!!!!
woo hoo! Put your legs in the air....and wave them like you just don't care...STD's ain't shit and 'sides mommas got me on her medicare!
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You might be a loser if ...
































you're over 22 and still smokin' dope.
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You might be a loser if ...

You give a fuck what some idiot at T1B thinks.

Luv ya..

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Y2K wrote:
You might be a loser if ...

You give a fuck what some idiot at T1B thinks.

Luv ya..

out.

Come north young lady..:)
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poptart wrote:You might be a loser if ...
































you're over 22 and still smokin' dope and the word wooT is in your vocabulary.
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poptart wrote:You might be a loser if ...
































you're over 22 and still smokin' dope.
Best post on these boards in a long time!

Yeah, if you're beyond college age and smoking weed, you're barely a notch above m2 on the loser chain. I don't know one productive pot head over the age of 22.
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Toddowen wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
poptart wrote:You might be a loser if ...
































you're over 22 and still smokin' dope, wear a permanent catheter to suck the fat from your neck, and the word wooT is in your vocabulary.
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Sure, I'm here to split hairs.

"Pot Head" implies an addict and theJon is probably correct.

A casual user of maryjewwanna on the other hand ? I'm sure they exist just has responsible users of alcohol, prescription drugs, etc. exist.

So in the end ....

theJon and SM are both right.
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You can even get a cinnamon flavoured breath spray from he farmacy which gets you high........... :shock:

I've had more booze & weed in the last 2 days than I've had in the last 5 years
since I was last stateside



I don't think I will be sober at all in the next 2 1/2 weeks
I'm going into detox when I get home









it only took 20 min to type this post
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
TheJON wrote: Yeah, if you're beyond college age and smoking weed, you're barely a notch above m2 on the loser chain. I don't know one productive pot head over the age of 22.
There's a lot of them out there, they just choose not to live in Iowa. That's why you don't know any of them.
If you do ANY drugs after the age of 21-22 you're a fucking loser. Period, end of story.
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TheJON wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
TheJON wrote: Yeah, if you're beyond college age and smoking weed, you're barely a notch above m2 on the loser chain. I don't know one productive pot head over the age of 22.
There's a lot of them out there, they just choose not to live in Iowa. That's why you don't know any of them.
If you do ANY drugs after the age of 21-22 you're a fucking loser. Period, end of story.
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Stoney wrote:that has nothing to do with the topic at hand...
wooT?

You go Screwed. Stay on whatever topic you think's on hand at the moment.... and quit bogarting that joint, mang.
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You do know alcohol is a drug, right? Along with caffeine and nicotine? Never mind, just shut the fuck up you hypocritical piece of shit and stick your fucking genitals on a bandsaw.
Oh here we go with retard pothead trying to defend himself.

Alcohol is LEGAL. Therefore, when i drink, I'm not breaking the law. I don't smoke ANYTHING. Not cigs, not weed.......NOTHING. Never have, never will. So how can I be a hypocrite???

I'm tired of this bullshit about marijuana being the same thing as alcohol except it not being legal. Bullshit. The majority of drinkers aren't alcoholics. They don't drink on an everyday basis. Pot smokers........come on now. The occasional pot smoker is few and far between. Most smoke once and if they like it.......smoke daily. Sometimes multiple times a day. You make marijuana legal, you make society even lazier than it is right now.

Yes, I know that there's plenty of drunks out there that get in a car and kill people or go home and beat their wives. But it seems that alcohol is something much easier to control. Meaning less get hooked on it to a point where they can't stop drinking on a daily basis. I drink, not gonna lie. Matter of fact I drink a lot at times. BUT.....I never drink during the week unless it's for a special occasion (ie birthday, on vacation). I drink on the weekends. I go out to the bars almost every Friday and Saturday night and quite often I get intoxicated. But I never drive. And I'm not hooked on it. I just do it because I have a good time. I've known hundreds of potheads. They're hooked. They might claim they're not, but they're kidding themselves. I got friends that tell me they're not addicted to marijuana so when I ask them why they smoke it 3 times a day......"it just makes me feel good". Shut the fuck up. You're a god damn addict, just like most other people that smoke weed.

So please explain to me exactly how I'm a hypocrite????
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Oh, and I can tell you for a fact that not one single friend of mine that is successful is a pothead. Yes, some were in college/HS but none are now. My least successful friends are potheads.

If I listed my top 10 most successful friends, none are potheads. If I listed my 10 least successful friends, probably 7-8 are potheads.
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Toddowen wrote:
TheJON wrote: I've known hundreds of potheads. They're hooked. They might claim they're not, but they're kidding themselves. I got friends that tell me they're not addicted to marijuana so when I ask them why they smoke it 3 times a day......"it just makes me feel good".
The ridiculous thing is when the pot smoker is faced with an adverse situation, such as a death in the family. A drunk is more likely to dwell on berevement in sorrow while drinking, but the pot smoker seeks to completely medicate himself from their problems and all knowledge of it.

I stopped drinking after 9/11/01 for about 6 months while I made sense of the situation.

What does anyone think the pot smoker likely did? And did they even give a fuck?
Well I was waiting tables in college on 9/11/01 and I recall a group of obvious potheads sat down at a table in my section. It was morning of that day and I hadn't been brought up to speed completely with what was going on so I hadn't realized just how devastating it was. I remember one of these potheads saying "this is the worst day in the history of our country". They all seemed very sad. Like I said, I didn't realize all that had gone on since I had been at work and this was still morning so I went back to the back after getting their drink orders and recall mumbling "fucking potheads!".

That said, at night that day I walked around the downtown area and it was pretty empty. Only a few drunks boozing at the bars. I know it was middle of the week but downtown Iowa City is busy any night of the week. I remember walking around with a friend and as we would peak into the bars we'd make a comment about what a piece of shit the few people that were in there are. So while you did still have some idiot drunks, it was by far the slowest night at the bars I have ever seen in Iowa City. That tells me that even the drunks cared enough to show some class and not go out boozing on 9/11. I can't prove anything but my guess is most potheads still broke the god damn law and smoked weed on 9/11.
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TheJON wrote:Yeah, if you're beyond college age and smoking weed, you're barely a notch above m2 on the loser chain. I don't know one productive pot head over the age of 22.
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Holy Pissflap Christ, JON...smoke a doob and relax, already.
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mvscal wrote:
TheJON wrote:If I listed my top 10 most successful friends, none are potheads.
If you listed your "top 10 most succesful friends", you would be the only one to consider them successful.
And they'd all be more successful than you and the rest of your Klan members.
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This whole arguement is pretty fukking stupid. If you are a slave to booze, weed, oxycontin or cough syrup, you are a fukking loser.

If you are an occasional user of any of them and can get through a day just fine without them, you're prolly OK.

I guess if I had to be either a stoner or heavy duty alkie, I'd probably chose the former. I have seen both, and I think stoner dude is a bit less fukked up than hardcore drunk. Fortunately, I can ignore a 12 pack of cold beer in the fridge without any problems. Wish I could say the same about an open package of oreo cookies. :oops:
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Because alcohol is a fucking drug, and just because it is legal
Just stop right there. If you want to try and argue this, go right ahead.........AS SOON AS THE SHIT IS LEGAL. Until then, I don't give a fuck which is better or worse for you, you are breaking the fucking law by smoking weed. I'm a law abiding citizen thank you very much. Go ahead and smoke weed, and set bad examples for our youth. Teach them that it's okay to say "fuck you" to the law. No wonder people laugh at our country. It's tards like you.
Holy shit, you are a special strain of stupid. Tell that to all the alcoholics in their 40s crushing fifths of Popov blue label vodka a night so they don't go through withdrawal and can possibly sleep at night.
I have acknowledged there are drunks out there. I tell you what, I will even go so far as to say that you could probably be a more productive and less violent member of society if you were a stoner instead of a pothead.

BUT...........

It seems that it's easier to become addicted to weed than it is alcohol. Honest question for you here........what percentage of people that you know that started drinking once, then twice, then 3 times, then 10 times, became alcoholics? Now the same question except smoking pot? I know very few that smoked weed a dozen times or so and didn't end up doing it basically daily- or more. Now alcohol, not the same. Sure, I know drunks. They're pieces of shit. Society would probably be better off without them. Harsh comment, but still true.

I know, I know.........you know doctors and lawyers that smoke weed. Heard it a million times. Fabulous. Well, I know a shit load more shit job-to-job bums that smoke pot than you do doctors and lawyers that do. There's always the exception to the rule. Same with alcoholics.

Plain and simple.....if marijuana was legalized instead of booze we'd have a lazier society than we already do. You might get rid of some violent crimes because people would be too baked to beat the shit out of their wives for flashing their tits at the mailman, but no way would we have a better society overall. 70% would be hooked on that shit. And quit this crap about it being a "mental" addiction. That is correct, but it's a fucking addiction regardless. When you're addicted, mentally or physically, you can't fucking stop. Gambling is a mental addiction too. I suppose that's not such a big deal either? So what if you're going to end up on the streets because you just bet your mortgage on black? It's just a fucking mental addiction!!

Get the fuck outta here with this crap. You fucking potheads are all the same. Even the 1% of you tards that actually does something worthwhile with your life. Go get some fucking Cheetos, pop Half Baked in, and shut the fuck up.
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This whole arguement is pretty fukking stupid. If you are a slave to booze, weed, oxycontin or cough syrup, you are a fukking loser.

If you are an occasional user of any of them and can get through a day just fine without them, you're prolly OK.
I agree except the weed part because it's illegal. If weed was legal, I would agree completely with your take.
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less violent member of society if you were a stoner instead of a pothead.
Replace "pothead" with "drunk". My bad.
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smackaholic wrote:Fortunately, I can ignore a 12 pack of cold beer in the fridge without any problems. Wish I could say the same about an open package of oreo cookies. :oops:
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