mfoolio - time to SACK UP

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:00 pm

stoolio, you are the king of revisionist wisdom. You ALWAYS know who's going to win the game, as your gloating after the fact routinely suggests.

Welp, it's time to stop avoiding the matter and sack the fuck up by playing in the CFB Pick'Em contest. If you don't...you WILL face banishment.

Are you ready to put your money where your rensucker is? Are you IN??? Would you rather prove your worth, or face the consequences? The choice is yours.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:04 pm

I'm going to go out on a limb here by saying that if the twat were banned from this board, he'd have nothing going for him in life. I think that much is obvious.

I got a better idea, and have suggested so in the past.......

Why doesn't toolio come hang out with me someday and see if he's man enough to talk shit about midwesterners to my face? And if he isn't man enough to do so, then he should be banned.

I don't really care if he enters the Pick 'em contest. I'd rather just beat the fuck out of him. Just sayin'.........

Van · Post by **Van** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:10 pm

Mgo wrote:rensucker

Mgo, what was that other one of yours that cracked me up? Was it 'renhole'?

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:00 pm

.m2 sacking up.

Moby Dick · Post by **Moby Dick** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:57 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Bet we'll never see a reply from m2oot on this.

we may, but it'll resemble a 440lb woman's queef.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:21 am

Moby Dick wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Bet we'll never see a reply from m2oot on this.
we may, but it'll resemble a 440lb woman's queef.

440 lb woman? I'll take whatever I can get.

Sincerely,
m2ool

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:58 am

mJew has until gameday to accept this challenge. Otherwise, he's banned.

And let me preface this with the fact his banning has been considered heavily prior to this challenge. This challenge is his opportunity to keep from being banned. He can choose to accept or deny the challenge. Should he choose to deny, we all lose the satisfaction of kicking his ass after every Kal loss this season.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:07 am

who needs a Cal loss? I'm picturing the scenario where M2 wins the pick'em.

talk about scobode and 150000x300000 jpg's of Strawberry Canyon.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:38 am

King Crimson wrote:who needs a Cal loss? I'm picturing the scenario where M2 wins the pick'em.

talk about scobode and 150000x300000 jpg's of Strawberry Canyon.

The only thing that homo will ever win is a mouthful of cock.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:58 am

step up, thool

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:47 am

I gotta say, banning someone for not choosing to participate in something is really weak. It doesn't matter that there has already been talk of banning him. If you guys want to ban him for something valid, then ban him. Don't give him some stupid ultimatum, banning him for something that doesn't even come close to rising to the level of a ban-able offense.

Now we ban people, for not posting?

If someone doesn't want to play this game, they don't have to. Ridicule the guy, sure, but don't just start creating lame, transparent excuses to ban people.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:54 am

I'm only interested in football.

If the parameters are lines and spreads.... count me out.

If you want to have a league or whatever you fucking tards have going on.... its straight up... no lines.

Count me in ... and I'll pound you.

If you want to ban me for not being a derelict and actually liking football... for football.

Ban me.

the truth

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:15 am

Count me in ... and I'll pound you.

m2, what did I tell you about not making comments like this when you're from Berekeley, California? You're just throwing us softballs here.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:16 am

Van wrote:I gotta say, banning someone for not choosing to participate in something is really weak. It doesn't matter that there has already been talk of banning him. If you guys want to ban him for something valid, then ban him. Don't give him some stupid ultimatum, banning him for something that doesn't even come close to rising to the level of a bannable offense.

Now we ban people, for not posting?

If someone doesn't want to play this game, they don't have to. Ridicule the guy, sure, but don't just start creating excuses to ban people.

Hmmm........I wonder why Vag is against the banning of m2..........gee, I dunno!

For crying out loud, can't you "two" be smart enough to not post right after "each other"? Good lord, how obvious do you have to make it???

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:18 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:it's time to stop avoiding the matter and sack the fuck up by playing in the CFB Pick'Em contest. If you don't...you WILL face banishment.
Is this legal?

Are you nuts? A bounty? We could all end up in the clinker for this. You can't put a bounty on a man's head.

Sin,

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:20 am

BTW, I thought trolls werent allowed to participate in the pick'em?

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:29 am

Mr T wrote:BTW, I thought trolls werent allowed to participate in the pick'em?

m2 will just have to choose between entering as "Van", "Blueblood", or "m2"

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:47 am

If the parameters are lines and spreads.... count me out.

If you want to have a league or whatever you fucking tards have going on.... its straight up... no lines.

Look, I know you're from the "Midwest" but do you really need a fucking education on how spreads work? What's so difficult about "straight up" in college football? What's the challenge in that? You mean you called Florida to beat Western Ethiopia A&M straight up?? Fucking RACK YOU.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:42 pm

I can see why those near the bottom of the Board Bitch Totem Pole would have a problem with dumping mJew, but as I said before, he's already being considered for a ban for the exact same reasons he was banned last time. He knows it. By joining the contest, we may let him stay.

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:30 pm

Rack M200l for bunching a fuckload of panties.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:31 pm

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:41 pm

So ban him for spamming, if that's your real reason. That's a legitimate reason, so what are you waiting for? Why are you trying to concoct some bullshit reason to ban him; a bullshit reason you're only applying to him.

Not that you should need reminding, but a lack of participation in a contest is not a ban-able offense, and we're all supposed to be working under the same rules here.
Are you really that dense, Indy?

The Deciders · Post by **The Deciders** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:49 pm

MgoBlue-lightSpecial has been suspended without pay for his APPALLING behavior.

Blueblood will not be banned, not for this.

Carry on.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:02 pm

Are you really that dense, Indy?

Holy shit! I don't think I've heard anyone call someone "dense" in a good 13 years.

socal · Post by **socal** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:18 pm

TheJON wrote:
Are you really that dense, Indy?
Holy shit! I don't think I've heard anyone call someone "dense" in a good 13 years.

Density=Mass/Volume

Could be your dome is too dense to hear it.

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 10:54 pm

Could also be that he's simply avoided going back home for the past thirteen years.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:39 am

The Deciders wrote:MgoBlue-lightSpecial has been suspended without pay for his APPALLING behavior.

Blueblood will not be banned, not for this.

Carry on.

FUCK.

I'll get you next time, foolio. Next time!

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:53 am

Mgo, that may be the single weirdest pic you've ever posted.

:D

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:04 am

The Deciders have spoken. Not much else I can do...right now.

I still got my eye on mJew. One more redundant Kal thread over Best or some unknown POS writer saying Kal's got a chance or etc. and he may meet his maker on this board yet again. I hate getting trumped by the boss, but fuck him if mJew doesn't shape up...otherwise he's shipped out.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:35 am

Jsc, if you find one, I'm telling you right now I'm taking Florida (-63) to beat Charleston Southern.

I'm a genius that way.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:50 am

IndyFrisco wrote:Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty and your little dog too!

FTFY

Yeah I reseted wizard of oz. You wanna fight about it?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:26 am

Van wrote:Jsc, if you find one, I'm telling you right now I'm taking Florida (-63) to beat Charleston Southern.

I'm a genius that way.

College football has got to be the easiest sport on the planet to pick straight up winners. Especially in weeks 1-4. I think even JON could pick up a win or two with his STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCKS.

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:03 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
College football has got to be the easiest sport on the planet to pick straight up winners. Especially in weeks 1-4. I think even JON could pick up a win or two with his STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCKS.

Really....?

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... igan+state

Stick to gambling ...

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:06 pm

socal wrote:Rack M200l for bunching a fuckload of panties.

The "Midwestern" ladies are obviously cycling in unison once again...

Blueblood · Post by **Blueblood** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:16 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:

It's called ... talking College Football.

Which is something I can't remember you doing in about.... well, since....

45-10

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:27 pm

Blueblood wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
College football has got to be the easiest sport on the planet to pick straight up winners. Especially in weeks 1-4. I think even JON could pick up a win or two with his STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCKS.

Really....?

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... igan+state

Stick to gambling ...

Wow, foolio, you really showed me. I chose my heart over my head and picked my team to beat your team in a display of internet posturing. I guess that disproves my entire argument. College football in actuality is the most difficult sport on the planet to pick straight up winners since I "predicted" MSU would beat Cal. You just put logic in a headlock and choked it to death with your festering patchouli pits.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:20 pm

mJew's said time and again here that kal will beat $C by two touchdowns. For a "straight up" kinda guy, that's pretty "queer" to say. Then again, it's da twoof.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:35 pm

m200L is just one of numerous Jimmy Meds' trolls. Tell me you guys knew?

While we're on the subject of bans and un-bans, any chance we can bring back that punching bag Babs before the season starts?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:53 pm

I don't want that guy jinxing my Spartans. That being said, I don't even think he's banned anymore, but I could be wrong. Still, I'm pretty sure he lost the url to this place.

and mstool is quoting Maxim for cfb takes? bwahaaaaa

What a "Midwestern" hillbilly.

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:00 pm

m2, you know your program hasn't done a damn thing when you have to trot out a win over lowly A&M as some sort of :bode:

Btw, thanks for getting your heads kicked in by Taco Tech, after getting Mack Brown'd out of a BCS bowl game. Good job there. That was a truly special Pac 10 moment.

Also, Indy brought up a good point. You say you don't do point spreads, yet you claim to be confident that Cal will beat USC by 14. You claim such confidence, but you won't back it up with any sort of wager.

Why is that?