Stupid Ass name no longer the sole domain of minorities

[Left Seater]

Yes we have all seen the downright dumb names of minorities over the years. But now that is no longer confined to minorities. With school starting again I have heard friends telling me of the dumb names of their kids classmates.

Some of my favorite dumbass names:

Tequila - Pronounced (Ta - quill - a) She got all upset when everyone pronounced her name like the mexican spirit it is.

La'Rhondaniqqua - Orgin please, oh, wait there isn't one.

Dunta - Pronounced ( Don - tae) Again, it is all your fault when no one can pronouce it.

Shaylynn - I know you want your kid to be unique, but you can't make it happen via name.

Jesus - Really?

Derrron - Just makes one wonder if you misspelled his name at the hospital.

Dylyn - On their way to being the next 40 year old virgin.


So what are the dumbest names you have seen recently?

[Van]

La'Rhondaniqqua - Orgin please, oh, wait there isn't one.

Dunta - Pronounced ( Don - tae) Again, it is all your fault when no one can pronouce it.

Are you saying those aren't minorities? A white parent named her kid La'Rhondaniqqua??

Get the fuck outta here!

[smackaholic]

Hay suse has been a very common name amongst spics for evah. Wonder why it never caught on in other catholic countries like Italy or France.

[indyfrisco]

White people have been naming their kids stupid things for decades. It's mostly hippie-type monikers.

Hunter and Laquadrapaladavidfondashonda are quite different in the stupid category.

[Van]

White people have been naming their kids stupid things for decades. It's mostly hippie-type monikers.

That's just crazy talk.

-Moon Zappa

[Van]

White people have been naming their kids stupid things for decades. It's mostly hippie-type monikers.

Hunter and Laquadrapaladavidfondashonda are quite different in the stupid category.

+1

[Left Seater]

Speaking of the name Hunter, there was a kid that played football at Baylor close to the time I was at RICE that was named Hunter Hunter.

[White Cock]

Don't forget Aunt Jehmima and Mother Fucker

[Terry in Crapchester]

The best one I've ever heard is still Female (pronounced Fuh-MAH-lee). Not making this up.

[socal]

Student a few years back with the name Naijah. I thought it was pronounced NYE-JUH but she corrected me.

Me: I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that? Mr. Socal's getting deaf in his old age.

Her: It's NAH-JUH.

Me: OK. Got it. Nausea it is.

[TheJON]

Don't forget the tards that name their kid Espn. Shavlik Randolph has quite a name. I got a friend named Dala. Not too weird but she's only one I've ever met with that name. Even worse are parents who name their boys Kelly, Stacey, or Shannon. What irritates me most is I wish we made laws that there will only be one way to spell a certain name. I know a ton of guys named Sean, Shawn or Shaun and drives me nuts. Let's just settle with Sean. I know a guy named Ehrren (Aaron). His parents are d-bags.

[Van]

What irritates me most is I wish we made laws that there will only be one way to spell a certain name. I know a ton of guys named Sean, Shawn or Shaun and drives me nuts. Let's just settle with Sean.

What's going on here?

[socal]

Another former student named Stan, short for Stanjarivus. Phonetically it appears stan-jar-a-vus but he said it was stan-jar-vee-us.

Must be a Favre thing.

His sister's name is Quadette.

I know your prayers are with her.

[indyfrisco]

What irritates me most is I wish we made laws that there will only be one way to spell a certain name. I know a ton of guys named Sean, Shawn or Shaun and drives me nuts. Let's just settle with Sean.

What's going on here?

His parent* probably had the baby name book out and went with the phonetic spelling on accident.

*on purpose

[Wolfman]

Moon Unit Zappa. Get it straight.

Sgnd--

Dweezil

[JMak]

Never really was the domain of minorities, was it? I didn't encounter stupid names when meeting blacks who immigrated from Africa. And Id din't encounter stupid names among the various other hyphenated Americans. Rather, it seems I encounter stupid names when I meet white social/cultural elitists (read, white progressive libs), Hollywood celebretards, and urban blacks whose parents were born here in the US and grew up in the urban public schools.

[Dinsdale]

Secondhand story...

My buddy Deon (actually his middle name, but the one he uses over his too-common first name) was on a business trip in Richmond, VA. After getting there in the evening, he, of course, headed to the hotel bar. Being the friendly sort he is, he decided to introduce himself to the black girl who was bartending, explaining "since I'm going to be in here a lot over the next coule of weeks..."

Deon: Hi, my name is Deon.

Bartender: No, it's not.

Deon: No, really -- it is.

Bartender: You're messing with me -- I ain't never met a white boy named Deon before.

Deon: Well, that's really my name. And you are?

Bartender: I'm LaQuisha, nice to meet you.

Deon: Gee, I've never met a black girl named LaQuisha before :bigrolleyes:



Apparently, Deon and LaQuisha became thick as theives by the time he left.

He couldn't wait to call me with the story. I laughed like a hyena.

[TheJON]

What irritates me most is I wish we made laws that there will only be one way to spell a certain name. I know a ton of guys named Sean, Shawn or Shaun and drives me nuts. Let's just settle with Sean.

What's going on here?

At least he's black, so his parent(s) have an excuse.

Sincerely,

[Smackie Chan]

So what are the dumbest names you have seen recently?

I can't think of any.

[H4ever]

I have a mongoloid of an older sister when it comes to names for her children.

She starts out normal on kid 1: Edward

kid 2: Natawnee (then the prozac started) edit: Natawnee DaNae (middle name)

kid 3: Kierya (adds abilify to her regimen)

kid 4: Elijah ( I think her meds finally started working)

[Van]

Watching the Oregon-Boise St game, Oregon has a guy named LaMichael James!

Bwaaaahaaa!!

They even did it to the name "Michael"??

LaMichael!!

Hooooo, fuck.

[Cuda]

So what are the dumbest names you have seen recently?

I can't think of any.

[indyfrisco]

Watching the Oregon-Boise St game, Oregon has a guy named LaMichael James!

Bwaaaahaaa!!

They even did it to the name "Michael"??

LaMichael!!

Hooooo, fuck.

Kinda why I threw David in the middle of the name I put up top there. They'll do it to any name.

LaSam
DeSteve
KaFrancis
BaLonnie
TaBob

It all starteted with LeRoy...

[Van]

What's next? LaFred? Maryshequa? Steveqwan?

[FLW Buckeye]

What's next? LaFred? Maryshequa? Steveqwan?

Jon?

[Cuda]

has anybody mentioned LeGarrette yet?

[Moby Dick]

i work with a chick named Laquinna. her dad's name is Quenzelle.

there was a basketball player from OKC area named Cocaine Mothershed back in the mid 90s.


Rolanda- used to make fun of her name when we were kids...how do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-N-D-A!

Shanequa. i thought we always made up that name when we used to prank call West-town. "yo! is mah gurl shaneequa there?"


west-town was the part of the town next to pizza hut where all the black families live. about 8 blocks of houses that are frozen in time from what looks like the depression.

[Harvdog]

I have a client who is a General Dentist in Ohio. He had a a lady fill out her new patient form and under name she wrote: L-A.

When it was time for her to go back and see the Dr., the staff called for Ms. A. The girl got all offended. The office staff said they were confused and thought her last name was A.

She said, "My names is LaDasha." :doh:

Silly white people.

[OCmike]

I used to work with an OB/Gyn in OC named "In Hur"(not kidding).

My current favorite is a co-worker named "Judith Priest".

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

My current favorite is a co-worker named "Judith Priest".

I hope you two aren't breaking the law.

[Terry in Crapchester]

her dad's name is Quenzelle.

Prayers already sent.

[MuchoBulls]

Derrron - Just makes one wonder if you misspelled his name at the hospital.

Maybe they missed an apostrophe. Derr'Ron is probably what they were going for.

[H4ever]

I have a mongoloid of an older sister when it comes to names for her children.

She starts out normal on kid 1: Edward

kid 2: Natawnee (then the prozac started) edit: Natawnee DaNae (middle name)

kid 3: Kierya (adds abilify to her regimen)

kid 4: Elijah ( I think her meds finally started working)

Did she mate with a n..igger?

No, but I could see how someone might think she did.

[jiminphilly]

Some of my favorite dumbass names:
Tequila - Pronounced (Ta - quill - a) She got all upset when everyone pronounced her name like the mexican spirit it is.

Just strangle the bitch. That'll shut her up.

[Cuda]

LaDasha was just looking for a set of dees teef