Jesus almost died again in Lexington today

[SoCalTrjn]

This week and this week only Tebows house of myths and lies has a special. All Gaytor fans who make their platinum weekly tithing, to keep Timmay there in Gainesville, to the Tebow myth dealership will recieve one of the birdies or stars that circled Saint Timmays head there in 'Tucky this afternoon. Of course the birdie or star will be as real as the sky fairy we generally accept your money for is but here at Tebows house of myths we never allow things like proof or science to get in the way of a great story or us recieving your money. This is only open to Gaytor fans who make the Platinum level tithing this week so get out your check books and write that 500 dollar weekly check to Bob and Pam Tebow c/o Tebows Mission and recieve your free birdy or star that circled Timmays head.

Tim bless you

[SunCoastSooner]

Lexington Hospitals are reporting that Tim Tebow has risen in the third hour and has begun heeling sick children.

[Mr T]

Rack it

[SoCalTrjn]

Don't be surprised to read that the lineman loses the leg that hit Timmay in the back of the head in the newspaper tomorrow, you can not strike a deity with a mortal piece of flesh and not have it wither and fall off.

[SoCalTrjn]

think this will fit Timmay!?

[SoCalTrjn]

[GreginPG]

I have it on good authority that Tebow turned his normal saline IV into wine.