My prayers have been answered.....

[WolverineSteve]

Got this email today. I already quit my job. I will be taking your requests for handouts.


Hello, My name is Mrs. Elena Tan. I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you. for charitable goals. I am 59 years old and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago, kindly Contact my lawyer through this email address or you can call his private Lin :( +855976826769) (barr_richardlee8@sify.com) if you are interested in carrying out this task, so that he can arrange the release of the funds ($10,500,000.00)to you. My lawyer's name is Barrister Richard Lee. I know I have never met you but instincts tells me to do this, and i hope you act sincerely.

Thank you and God bless you.

Mrs. Elena Tan.

[Petrus]

GOD BLESS YOU MR. WOLVERINES STEVES. THIS IS VERY LUCRATIVE DEAL FOR YOU AND WILL BRING MANY SMILES TO MANY FACES.

[smackaholic]

T1B karma pays off.

Rack Steve.

So, you gonna fly all of us to vegas for the mother of all trollstops, right?

[Shoalzie]

That ain't shit...I've won at least a dozen lotteries in Europe.

[campinfool]

I also enjoy the other scams when you sell crap in the classifieds. When I sold my travel trailer a few years ago I got a Nigerian email saying he wanted to buy my goods but his shipping agent would arrange it. I replied that since he was Nigerian and possibly a Prince of color the price would be doubled, which he promptly responded it was a fair deal. Can't believe what kind of tards fall for this stuff.

[TheJON]

I get about 2 of these a day. One time I actually got a phone call on my business line from some lady about my UK Lottery win.

Trust me, Steve, it's legit. These always are. Go claim your money. I'm worth 100 million dollars now because of emails just like this.

[PSUFAN]

Let me get together my request, Steve. Really appreciate this, man. I take back all the mean stuff I've said about uM.