Moderator: Jesus H Christ
Not once, but twice!Van wrote:Please. There isn't a gathering of golf fans anywhere on earth where Tiger only receives "grudging respect." By and large, Bethpage wildly suports the guy, same as any other gallery wildly suports the guy. If Tiger is on the top of the leaderboard, the gallery at Bethpage is in a constant frenzy of adoration, same as anywhere else.
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
As if the kids are going to grow up "normally" even if all this didn't fall out.BSmack wrote:And the kids? What did THEY come for?WolverineSteve wrote:Exactly. Like I said...a business deal from the get go. Don't weep for Elin, in the end she will get what she came for.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
bull fukking shit.Tom In VA wrote:As Chris Rock put it ... "A man is only as faithful as his options".
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Who? That pickle puffer isn't married for legal reasons that have nothing to do with prenups.MuchoBulls wrote:That's why you don't get married.WolverineSteve wrote:Can you honestly say that if the most amazing women in the world were constantly at your disposal, throwing themselves at you, you wouldn't take a taste?
Sincerely,
Derek Jeter
John Boehner wrote:Boehner said. "In Congress, we have a red button, a green button and a yellow button, alright. Green means 'yes,' red means 'no,' and yellow means you're a chicken shit. And the last thing we need in the White House, in the oval office, behind that big desk, is some chicken who wants to push this yellow button.
You know your golf. I had box seats at the 16th tee last year-- the gallery at the FBR heckles a lot of golfers. But Tiger would get it worse if he ever played there again, which he won't.I doubt Tiger will set foot on this green during the FBR anytime soon. Unless it's all part of the deal he made with the Mrs.
The kids are props, and they're gonna end up fugged up people - jmoBSmack wrote:And the kids? What did THEY come for?WolverineSteve wrote:Exactly. Like I said...a business deal from the get go. Don't weep for Elin, in the end she will get what she came for.
nahh, you don't sound cynical. you sound like a dumbass.poptart wrote: If they were ever "wanted" in the first place, in this marriage, it was for "prop" purposes.
Maybe I sound cynical, and as always, it's jmo.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Tiger didn't go wild.....he went Tiger.smackaholic wrote:nahh, you don't sound cynical. you sound like a dumbass.poptart wrote: If they were ever "wanted" in the first place, in this marriage, it was for "prop" purposes.
Maybe I sound cynical, and as always, it's jmo.
what do you base this assertion on other than cynicism? i think tiger actually did want to get married and have a family like most nmormal people do. He then decided to get a little strange, which, unfortunately, is quite normal as well.
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
I think he wanted to present the illusion of "family man," while thinking he'd still have the freedom to tag hotties quite often due to having frequent time away from the wife.what do you base this assertion on other than cynicism?
i think tiger actually did want to get married and have a family like most nmormal people do. He then decided to get a little strange, which, unfortunately, is quite normal as well.
He's doing it the right way. There is no reason for him to settle down seeing the type of woman he gets.Screw_Michigan wrote:Care to explain? Maybe he's just not dumb enough to be married while being one of the most famous athletes on the planet.
Explain? Are you saying that Tiger is full of self loathing? Or that he is personaly maligned by others in his past/present?poptart wrote:He's personally maligned and definitely has such a STRONG egotistical streak that I guarantee you that if you spent time around him you wouldn't like much about him -- once you got past the "OMG, I'm hanging with TIGER!!!" handjobbery.
Fundamentally, he's a pitiful character -- as well as a major tw@t.
mvscal wrote:What a load of sanctimonious bullshit. "Other men" don't have billion dollar fortunes to protect and nine figure a year enterprises built around the cultivation of their images. Yeah it's real easy to take the high road when you're a fat, dumpy loser with nary a pot to piss in.Mace wrote:Other men would realize they're in a miserable marriage and get a divorce....and then start playing around.
His failure was his lack of discretion. He has more than enough cake to hire the most expensive and discreet call girls on the planet. Fucking around with waitresses gets you divorced if you're lucky and Steve McNaired if you aren't.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
she herself is nothing more than an attractively packaged cum dumpster whose only talent in life is making cocks spurt.
The fattest, dumpiest loser of all is of course the first one to step up to the plate with a rack. How shocking.Paul wrote:mvscal wrote:What a load of sanctimonious bullshit. "Other men" don't have billion dollar fortunes to protect and nine figure a year enterprises built around the cultivation of their images. Yeah it's real easy to take the high road when you're a fat, dumpy loser with nary a pot to piss in.
His failure was his lack of discretion. He has more than enough cake to hire the most expensive and discreet call girls on the planet. Fucking around with waitresses gets you divorced if you're lucky and Steve McNaired if you aren't.
RACK that!
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Admit it....you have a problem with a mixed race dude nailing a white chick. It couldn't be any clearer.poptart wrote:I think he wanted to present the illusion of "family man," while thinking he'd still have the freedom to tag hotties quite often due to having frequent time away from the wife.what do you base this assertion on other than cynicism?
i think tiger actually did want to get married and have a family like most nmormal people do. He then decided to get a little strange, which, unfortunately, is quite normal as well.
And he liked the idea of having a hot little swedish number he could have fun with during his "boring" home time.
The fact that she looked good on his shoulder when he made his public appearances was also a plus.
The guy is a geekish douchebag twit who happened to be born with an ability to swing the stick.
Beyond that he was born to a daddy who drove him and groomed him from the time he was out of diapers so that he never knew anything different.
He grew up abnormally.
He's personally maligned and definitely has such a STRONG egotistical streak that I guarantee you that if you spent time around him you wouldn't like much about him -- once you got past the "OMG, I'm hanging with TIGER!!!" handjobbery.
Fundamentally, he's a pitiful character -- as well as a major tw@t.
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Ahh yes, when all else fails go right to the juvenile "fat" jokes. In all seriousness, are you ever going to grow the hell up?BSmack wrote:The fattest, dumpiest loser of all is of course the first one to step up to the plate with a rack. How shocking.
I have NO problem with Tiger's behavior, and apparently neither does Elin, judging by the fact that she sold out to stay with the guy. If I'm Eldrick I'm now fucking every hot bitch in sight and I'm not losing one minute's sleep over it.Seriously Paul. Condoning Tiger's behavior will not make you Tiger.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
Her behavior is immaterial. If you are a married man sleeping with other women you are a douche. What about this don't you understand?mvscal wrote:What about her behavior? Face it, you don't know jack motherfucking shit about their situation.
If you're Eldrick, the first thing you do is back the fuck away from the Twinkies and Ding Dongs and hit a gym for the next 15 years.Paul wrote:I have NO problem with Tiger's behavior, and apparently neither does Elin, judging by the fact that she sold out to stay with the guy. If I'm Eldrick I'm now fucking every hot bitch in sight and I'm not losing one minute's sleep over it.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
If I'm Eldrick I'm tapping more ASS than you ever dreamed of.BSmack wrote:If you're Eldrick, the first thing you do is back the fuck away from the Twinkies and Ding Dongs and hit a gym for the next 15 years.Paul wrote:I have NO problem with Tiger's behavior, and apparently neither does Elin, judging by the fact that she sold out to stay with the guy. If I'm Eldrick I'm now fucking every hot bitch in sight and I'm not losing one minute's sleep over it.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
Exactly right. Tree-hugging uberdousches fail to comprehend this, however.mvscal wrote:Sounds like an opinion to me. Of course her behavior is absolutely relevant. If you are married to a frigid, gold-digging cunt, then any man would be well advised to fuck somebody else. Her behavior makes it absolutely clear that she is nothing but a very well paid whore. She deserves no special respect or consideration.BSmack wrote:Her behavior is immaterial. If you are a married man sleeping with other women you are a douche.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
IF that is the case, Tiger's option would have been to cut his losses and divorce said frigid, gold-digging cunt. Of course there's going to be a financial cost, but I assure you that it would have been a lot lower cost than being exposed to the world as a flaming douche.mvscal wrote:Sounds like an opinion to me. Of course her behavior is absolutely relevant. If you are married to a frigid, gold-digging cunt, then any man would be well advised to fuck somebody else. Her behavior makes it absolutely clear that she is nothing but a very well paid whore. She deserves no special respect or consideration.BSmack wrote:Her behavior is immaterial. If you are a married man sleeping with other women you are a douche.
I am a man who takes his marriage vows seriously. Who are you?mvscal wrote:Says who? You? Who the fuck are you and what business is it of yours?BSmack wrote:IF that is the case, Tiger's option would have been to cut his losses and divorce said frigid, gold-digging cunt.
When you say it like that, I agree. It's when you try to justify his being a douche that I have to call bullshit.mvscal wrote:Somebody who couldn't care less who Tiger Woods fucks.BSmack wrote:Who are you?
Tiger and Elin are not unlike the people who post on this board.BSmack wrote:Explain? Are you saying that Tiger is full of self loathing? Or that he is personaly maligned by others in his past/present?poptart wrote:He's personally maligned and definitely has such a STRONG egotistical streak that I guarantee you that if you spent time around him you wouldn't like much about him -- once you got past the "OMG, I'm hanging with TIGER!!!" handjobbery.
Fundamentally, he's a pitiful character -- as well as a major tw@t.
Wow. Just wow. The stupidity of your statement is matched only by its amorality. As for myself, I choose to treat my wife as an equal partner, regardless of her earning power relative to mine.mvscal wrote:When you marry a whore, it isn't any big deal to cheat on her. It's not like she is an equal partner in the relationship. She is an ambulatory cumrag making the equivalent of a Fortune 50 CEO for doing nothing but draining his balls.
I wouldn't be so sure of that. Tiger has 15 more prime earning years left. If she's even half the whore you've made her out to be, why would she take a slice of 1 billion when a slice of 2.5 billion or more will be there for the taking? Maybe she does take the money and run. Or maybe she gives him his second chance knowing damn well he'll fuck up again and then she can stick him under a renegotiated prenup.Tiger is a douche not because he cheated on her, but because he married the spurt bucket in the first place. He should have shot off on her face, wiped his cock in her hair and left a generous tip on the dresser on his way out.
I guess he's about to learn his lesson.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Actually it was quite the BRILLIANT take- the moment she shook Eldrick down for more UNITED STATES CURRENCY to stay with his skank-bangin' ass was when she assumed the well-deserved moniker of an ambulatory cumrag. Period. End of story.poptart wrote:Except that it was probably one of the dumbest things ever typed on this board.
Elin is the mother of Eldrick's two children, presumably obligated to be raising those children from birth to adulthoold.
THAT person is classified by mvscal, as an ambulatory cumrag?
Makes me wonder what he thinks of his own mother.
Stupid take, very.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
If he had married her just to bang her you may have a point.mvscal wrote:When you marry a whore, it isn't any big deal to cheat on her. It's not like she is an equal partner in the relationship. She is an ambulatory cumrag making the equivalent of a Fortune 50 CEO for doing nothing but draining his balls.
