Chiefs BLACKED OUT in KC- 1st time since 1990

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:24 am

Well....the the vicious circle of NFL SUCKTITUDE is complete here in Kansas City. The Chiefs couldn't sell out their last home game of the season vs. the Browns, therefore they won't be on TV here within a 75-mile radius. I'd love to say I'm surprised, but I'm not.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:54 am

Paul, you lazy piece of fuck, you should have reminded the fucking Chef's front office that they NEVER lose when you're in the stands. All it would have cost them is a measly fucking season ticket (well, maybe two season tickets for your fat ass) and all the rest of the KC yokels would still show up and sell out the hulking relic named Arrowhead.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:06 am

I care.

I would've like to seen what D. Bowe has in his first game back from suspension.

Nice job Haley and Pioli, alienating the best fanbase in the NFL.

I blame YOU, you stupid cock suckers. There's no excuse for this pathetic team and coach. None. You don't get a honeymoon with me.

Lamar is rolling over in his grave.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:27 am

mvscal wrote:
War Wagon wrote:I care.
No, you don't. If you did, you would carry your monkey ass down to Narrowhead and pay your five dollars to watch the shittiest team in football get ass raped by a slightly less shitty team.

PS Fuck you.

I thought you didn't care?

I picked KC to win this game, who did you pick?

Oh, that's right... you don't participate in the pick'em.

Now why is that? I have a good idea why that is, but I'll let you speak for yourself, if you have the guts to answer the question.

Thin ice, that's what you're skating on here. Take care.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:47 am

Cuda wrote:Paul, you lazy piece of fuck, you should have reminded the fucking Chef's front office that they NEVER lose when you're in the stands. All it would have cost them is a measly fucking season ticket (well, maybe two season tickets for your fat ass) and all the rest of the KC yokels would still show up and sell out the hulking relic named Arrowhead.

Coods, you anklebiting piece of FUCK, the Chiefs (proper spelling, look into it sometime) never lose when I attend a game vs. the Donkeys. Now that I (yet AGAIN) knocked you down a few notches, feel free to latch on somebody else's leg- I'm not in the mood.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:51 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:best fanbase in the NFL

Eat a cock- we ARE the best fanbase in the NFL. Well, SOME of us are ('sup Wags).

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:22 pm

Why is it that every time someone responds to Paul in a disparaging way, they're an "anklebiter"?

Furthermore, it is Chefs, not Chiefs.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:47 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Why is it that every time someone responds to Paul in a disparaging way, they're an "anklebiter"?

I always just thought "you anklebiting fucktard" was his signature.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:55 pm

Paul wrote:

Like anyone can wrap their mouth around that bad boy....

:?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:05 am

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: Furthermore, it is Chefs, not Chiefs.

No, it's Chiefs.

The Kansas City motherfucking Chiefs.

And don't you ever forget that.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:35 am

Paul wrote:Eat a cock- we ARE.

When the fuck did you turn into KC Yoda?

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:32 am

Paul wrote:Well....the the vicious circle of NFL SUCKTITUDE is complete here in Kansas City. The Chiefs couldn't sell out their last home game of the season vs. the Browns, therefore they won't be on TV here within a 75-mile radius. I'd love to say I'm surprised, but I'm not.

I've seen a couple of Chief games on TV this season, looked to me the stands were about half empty when they paned around in the 2nd half. Seems to me the the Chiefs were lucky to sell out the games they did this season.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:59 am

Joe in PB wrote:
Paul wrote:Well....the the vicious circle of NFL SUCKTITUDE is complete here in Kansas City. The Chiefs couldn't sell out their last home game of the season vs. the Browns, therefore they won't be on TV here within a 75-mile radius. I'd love to say I'm surprised, but I'm not.

I've seen a couple of Chief games on TV this season, looked to me the stands were about half empty when they paned around in the 2nd half. Seems to me the the Chiefs were lucky to sell out the games they did this season.

Yeah, pretty much. It came out on Friday that Clark Hunt has been buying the tickets that needed to be sold to be considered a "sell-out", but he just couldn't see doing it anymore, particularly for a game against a team that might actually be WORSE than we are.

I'm going to the game- scored some free ducats tonight for it. Hopefully it'll be at least HALFWAY entertaining, or I'm out of there at halftime.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:13 am

Breaking News: Tackling abolished in Kansas City!
By Doug Farrar

We don't know when during the week the decision might have made, but we're pretty sure that at some point during the preparation for their home game against the Cleveland Browns. Todd Haley and the Kansas City Chiefs apparently decided that tackling just, y'know, kinda wasn't worth it.

When the Chiefs concluded their 41-34 loss at Arrowhead Stadium with Matt Cassel's(notes) attempt to throw for a field goal at the end of the game (bringing to mind Alex Karras' famed "I keek touchdown!" reference), the Browns had amassed an astonishing 735 total yards. Key among the stars was Josh Cribbs, who returned two kickoffs for touchdowns -- 100 and 103 yards -- to set the NFL career record with eight. Not only is Cribbs the best return man of his era (sorry, Devin Hester(notes)), he's also a demon on kick coverage, and he's probably the Browns' best quarterback. One wonders what a mind like Mike Holmgren's could do with this guy...

More unexpected was the performance by fourth-year running back Jerome Harrison(notes). The former Washington State star had rushed 88 times for 301 yards all year before today, despite a very strong performance against the Bengals in Week 4 (29 carries, 121 yards). Still, who expected this? Against the Chiefs, Harrison ran 34 times for 286 yards and three touchdowns, adding in one catch for 12 yards for good measure. The performance puts him third all-time in single-game rushing yards behind Adrian Peterson and Jamal Lewis(notes). One also wonders what might have happened had Brady Quinn(notes) been able to throw for more than 66 yards -- Quinn almost outgained himself on the ground with 39 rushing yards.

Of course, the Browns pitched in with their own repugnant defensive efforts -- any time you see the Chiefs put up 34 points, problems abound. Running back Jamaal Charles(notes), another guy who needs to see more time on the field, put up 154 rushing yards of his own on 25 carries. Still, Harrison was the real story here. Whoever takes over this Browns team (and my money's on Holmgren) will have a few players to build with. Cribbs and Harrison are at the top of the list.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:20 pm

Paul wrote: Eat a cock- we ARE.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:52 pm

Cuda wrote:
Paul wrote: Eat a cock- we ARE.

Take things way out of context much, fucko?

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:13 am

After having a full day to digest what I witnessed 1st hand at Arrowhead Stadium yesterday, it looked FAR worse that it probably would've looked on TV. I have NEVER EVER seen a worse defensive or special teams "performance" by the Chiefs than what I saw yesterday. NO team speed on defense, absolutely NO concept of basic tackling by the special teamers, and the defensive front got completely OWNED by the Browns' offensive line all fucking day long.

Scott Pioli has a lot of decisions to make as soon as this bullshit season is over with. Primarily, he needs to figure out if Todd Haley can get this thing turned around sooner than later. At the VERY LEAST Haley is going to have to blow out most (if not ALL) of his assistant coaches and replace them with proven winning coaches if he is allowed to stay on as HC. Clancy Pendergast sucks so motherfucking bad as the defensive coordinator that now I see why Ken Whisenhunt gassed him even though the Cardinals just came off a Super Bowl run. Haley also MUST get an offensive coordinator- while the offense played pretty well yesterday (despite an O-line in shambles), it's just too much for Haley to do as a HC. Dude has to learn to delegate authority. Almost ALL the great head coaches do that, and if he aspires to be one of the greats then he needs to hire good coaches to work FOR him and not have to worry about him pulling the rug out from underneath them.

This offseason will be the most important one in recent Chiefs history- so many holes need to be filled, and lots of guys here now need to be fired. The NFL is a results-driven business, and if a good HC like Marty Schottenheimer can get run despite a 14-2 season then Todd Haley should be held just as accountable. This team had nowhere to go but UP, and yet they somehow figured out a way to regress. It's just no longer acceptable, and the blackout was the 1st sign of unacceptability.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:39 am

R-Jackoff, feel free to contribute something conducive to the discussion, or go fuck yourself. It's your call.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:24 am

Paul

It's what I said about 6 or 8 weeks ago.

This management team is clueless and so is the ownership. Lamar is rolling over in his grave. Ever since he died, this franchise has gone straight to hell and there's no end in sight. There's no light at the end of this tunnel. Clarke is a retarded bastard child in my estimation for hiring these fools and handing them the keys. Does he have a smarter sister?

The seething, furious anger I have right now over what's been done to my team is not something anyone wants to read, so I'll just leave it at that. For now.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:39 am

Wags, you CAN'T lump Pioli in there- that guy has to have time to change the franchise. Less than one year is not enough time to do that.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:12 am

Paul wrote:R-Jackoff, feel free to contribute something conducive to the discussion, or go fuck yourself. It's your call.

Conducive? Seriously?

Did you mean :paul: constructive? :paul:

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:12 pm

First:

Paul wrote:At the VERY LEAST Haley is going to have to blow out most (if not ALL) of his assistant coaches and replace them with proven winning coaches if he is allowed to stay on as HC.

Then, 2.5 hours later:

Paul wrote:Wags, you CAN'T lump Pioli in there- that guy has to have time to change the franchise. Less than one year is not enough time to do that.

How long has Haley and staff had to change this thing? Good God...

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:44 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Paul wrote:R-Jackoff, feel free to contribute something conducive to the discussion, or go fuck yourself. It's your call.

Conducive? Seriously?

Did you mean :paul: constructive? :paul:

No I meant what I said, dickhead.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:49 pm

Paul wrote:No I meant what I said, dickhead.

Outside of KC, conducive doesn't really fit all that well in that sentence. With your gut hanging over the bursting seams of your Toughskins, I guess you're used to that feeling, eh?

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:53 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:First:

Paul wrote:At the VERY LEAST Haley is going to have to blow out most (if not ALL) of his assistant coaches and replace them with proven winning coaches if he is allowed to stay on as HC.
Then, 2.5 hours later:

Paul wrote:Wags, you CAN'T lump Pioli in there- that guy has to have time to change the franchise. Less than one year is not enough time to do that.
How long has Haley and staff had to change this thing? Good God...

IndyFrisco, Pioli is Haley's boss. Pioli needs to ensure that for Haley to do his job better next year (if he's allowed to stay on as HC), he MUST fire most of his coaching staff and hire proven veteran offensive and defensive coordinators that can help Haley get this franchise going in the right direction again. Job #1 for Pioli now is to blow out a LOT of this current roster as soon as he is allowed to, and try to the best of his ability to upgrade nearly every position on the roster. The Chiefs have nearly $40 million under the cap right now, so there's no reason whatsoever why they shouldn't be serious players in free agency.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:57 pm

This post was made by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 who is currently on your ignore list.

LOVE that board feature! :D

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:35 pm

Paul wrote:Pioli needs to ensure that for Haley to do his job better next year (if he's allowed to stay on as HC), he MUST fire most of his coaching staff and hire proven veteran offensive and defensive coordinators that can help Haley get this franchise going in the right direction again.

And where are these so-called "proven OC and DC" who are willing to drop whatever gig they are currently proving themselves at to go to the clusterfuck that is the KC Chefs? You act like these individuals are as readily available as a twinkie in your cupboard. The coaching staff may or may not be a problem. What we do know is the talent, or lack thereof in KC, IS the problem. If your coaches fail with good talent, fire them then. Until then, don't expect them to win with the shit they're excreting onto the field.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:21 pm

Paul wrote: The Chiefs have nearly $40 million under the cap right now, so there's no reason whatsoever why they shouldn't be serious players in free agency.

And Yet they won't.

The common misconception is that next season will be a spend-a-thon (no Cap) for those wanting to compete.
It will be the opposite for the simple reason the owners are planning to lock the players out in 2011 unless the CBA is re-done and the union is effectively broken / % of revenues is dropped substantially

If you're planning a lock out, the last thing you want to do is give those you're locking out a boatload of cash to survive on.

I really beleive it's why the Chiefs didn't spend more this offseason.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:15 pm

KC Scott wrote:The common misconception is that next season will be a spend-a-thon (no Cap) for those wanting to compete.
It will be the opposite for the simple reason the owners are planning to lock the players out in 2011 unless the CBA is re-done and the union is effectively broken / % of revenues is dropped substantially.

If you're planning a lock out, the last thing you want to do is give those you're locking out a boatload of cash to survive on.

I really beleive it's why the Chiefs didn't spend more this offseason.

Points well taken Scott, but Clark Hunt MUST field a much-improved football team for the 2010 season if he wants his newly renovated "New Arrowhead Stadium" (what a crock of BULLSHIT, btw) filled back up with loyal fans again. The only way I can see them getting there from here is by making a splash in free agency and the draft, therefore drumming up fan interest again and possibly getting a couple of primetime gametimes next year in the process.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:33 pm

Paul wrote:Wags, you CAN'T lump Pioli in there- that guy has to have time to change the franchise. Less than one year is not enough time to do that.

Sure I can and Pioli damn sure has changed the franchise in less one year... they went from being a bunch of lovable losers who were at least competitive on the field, to a bunch of forlorn losers who routinely get blown the fuck out of their own stadium that they can't sell out. They are a complete laughingstock akin to Detroit, if not worse. And they ARE going to get worse (as hard as that is to believe) because they have no direction whatsoever, no guiding force making sound football decisions. They are going to suck for years because while a good coach can't make bad players good, a bad coach can undermine good players.

And don't even try to pin any of this on Carl and Herm. Carl didn't hire Haley (a complete idiot of a coach who trys a fake punt with Brody Croyle lined up in punt formation, goes for it on 4th down when he should kick a field goal, and stupidly challenges the spot of the ball) nor did he fire his OC 1 week before the season began.

I never thought I'd miss Herm, but I damn sure do. And while it wasn't the popular opinion around KC, I damn sure knew I'd miss Carl. That guy resurrected the Chiefs when they were what they are now, a forlorn franchise w/o hope. It might take him to un-retire to bring this team back from the dead again, 'cause I damn sure don't have any faith in the current management.

Fuck Pioli and fuck Haley. Fire both of these clowns. Admit you made a bad mistake, move on, and try to pick up the pieces.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:25 am

They had your one and done team beat twice last year, dumbfuck, only to blow late leads with stupid late game management. They could have easily won 4-5 more games that they were in until the last 2 minutes.

No, getting waxed in your division is not making progress.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:22 am

War Wagon wrote:Fuck Pioli and fuck Haley. Fire both of these clowns. Admit you made a bad mistake, move on, and try to pick up the pieces.

OK, I'll entertain the notion of giving Haley his pink slip once the season is over, but you're a FUCKING IDIOT if you don't think that Pioli can't get this team turned around. The dude helped shape the most dominant football team of this decade, man! He wasn't a FOUR TIME NFL Executive Of The Year winner for nothing, Wags....who knows? Maybe Pioli will see the error of his ways and gas Haley as soon as this shit season's over with. Maybe not. But I'm more than confident in knowing that Pioli by now has seen enough and is already putting the wheels in motion towards getting a lot of it corrected.

Knee-jerk reaction and firing everybody in sight is what LOSERS do, Wags. Just ask Al Davis. Or Randy Lerner. Or Dan Snyder. Get your head out of your ass and see what the coming months bring here.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:57 am

Paul wrote:The dude helped shape the most dominant football team of this decade, man! He wasn't a FOUR TIME NFL Executive Of The Year winner for nothing...

I don't care what the man did elsewhere. That means NOTHING to me. Different circumstances, different coaches, different players.

What I care about is what he's done here, which is sabotage a once proud franchise with piss poor decision making from top to bottom. Fuck that, he doesn't get a mulligan with me. Not for one year, and certainly not for two. Fool me once. If anyone of us posting on this board did our job as poorly as he has, we'd be out of work.

Drink the Kool-Aid all you want, I'm not buying it. I'm from the Show-me State and what I've seen so far I don't want to see any more of.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:06 am

War Wagon wrote:
Paul wrote:The dude helped shape the most dominant football team of this decade, man! He wasn't a FOUR TIME NFL Executive Of The Year winner for nothing...
I don't care what the man did elsewhere. That means NOTHING to me. Different circumstances, different coaches, different players.

What I care about is what he's done here, which is sabotage a once proud franchise with piss poor decision making from top to bottom. Fuck that, he doesn't get a mulligan with me. Not for one year, and certainly not for two. Fool me once. If anyone of us posting on this board did our job as poorly as he has, we'd be out of work.

Drink the Kool-Aid all you want, I'm not buying it. I'm from the Show-me State and what I've seen so far I don't want to see any more of.

He hasn't made them any worse than they were. FACT. Now we have a better QB and starting RB (after finally gassing LJ), and picked up an above average WR that the Blots didn't need. THAT'S progress, Wags. Pioli didn't sabotage SHIT here, Carl Peterson did and NOBODY can dispute that- Carl traded the best pass-rushing DE in the NFL IN HIS FUCKING PRIME. Carl gave a rode hard and put away wet RB a boatload of cash. Carl did NOTHING to replenish the offensive line after Willie Roaf and Will Shields retired.

No other sane GM in this league would've done those things. Period. End of discussion.

THAT'S why this is a once proud franchise with piss poor decision making from top to bottom. :brad:

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:20 am

We're just going to have to agree to disagree here, Paul. I don't have the time nor inclination to get in an endless pissing match with you.

Suffice to say I believe you're dead wrong about all that tripe you just posted.

But I respect your considered opinion as a true diehard fan... and your right to voice it.

I long for better days. This is killing me.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:37 pm

Paul wrote:
Cuda wrote:
Paul wrote: Eat a cock- we ARE.

Take things way out of context much, fucko?

In what "context" would that have made you look any better?

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:07 pm

Coods wrote:This post was made by Cuda who is currently on your ignore list.

This place looks better already. :wink:

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:27 pm

Only a special kind of retard ignores someone by telling them they're being ignored. After taking the time to edit the post he's replying to, that is. :doh:

"Oh... look at me. I am ignoring you. LOOK, DAMNIT!! I am totally getting over, see? Look at me ignoring you!! bode!"

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:19 am

Fwiw, the ignore function is, imo, the biggest faggot function evar.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:56 am

poptart wrote:

Fwiw, the ignore function is, imo, the biggest faggot function evar.

Not from where I sit- maybe if a few people here grow the fuck up then there wouldn't be a need for an "ignore" function.