Santa's naughty list

[Mikey]

Have a drink Katy.



On me.

[Katy]

Have a drink Katy.



On me.

Done.

[Katy]

You guys are all invited to my trailer for government cheese, watered down gin, rock fights between my kids, and bologna sandwiches. It'll be one helluva holiday hoedown. Yeeeeah buddy, we southerners sure do know how to party.

[Mikey]

Will that be fried bologna?

mmmmm.....mmmmmm



:paul:

[Katy]

Will that be fried bologna?

mmmmm.....mmmmmm



:paul:

Oh hell yeah. Then we'll all play a game called "Pin the tail on the daddy."

[Blitzen]

SWEET FUCKING SANTA CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just received Katy's pic in my PM box 20 minutes ago (thanks to whoever)
When I find the bastard that threw sulphuric acid in your face (I can barely make out Buc's knuckle marks) I WILL GORE HIM WITH EVERY ONE OF MY 10 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!

[Katy]

SWEET FUCKING SANTA CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just received Katy's pic in my PM box 20 minutes ago (thanks to whoever)
When I find the bastard that threw sulphuric acid in your face (I can barely make out Buc's knuckle marks) I WILL GORE HIM WITH EVERY ONE OF MY 10 POINTS!!!!!!!!!!

Glad I could be of service to you. Consider it one of many mercy fucks you'll receive.

Now bring the funny, bitch.

[Blitzen]

Consider it one of many mercy fucks you'll receive.

Can chlamydia be transmitted inter-species? I'll have to get back to you on that one.

[Katy]

Consider it one of many mercy fucks you'll receive.

Can chlamydia be transmitted inter-species? I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Now that WAS funny.

[TVO]

Ponderous. Mercy fucking animals.

We know what you are Miss Katy.

[Katy]

Ponderous. Mercy fucking animals.

We know what you are.

Yeah, because reindeer can type and post on the internet all of the time. Moron.

[Blitzen]

Ponderous. Mercy fucking animals.

We know what you are Miss Katy.

Hop on, shorty, need a lift?. If I can shuttle the elves to the Toy Shop every morning, I can certainly orbit the Earth with you
a dozen or so times.

[TVO]

Ponderous. Mercy fucking animals.

We know what you are Miss Katy.

Hop on, shorty, need a lift?. If I can shuttle the elves to the Toy Shop every morning, I can certainly orbit the Earth with you
a dozen or so times.

If I want any oil out of You, I'll squeeze your duct.

Pal.

[Blitzen]

If I want any oil out of You, I'll squeeze your duct.

Pal.

I'm sure that'd be a slam dunk for a glory hole connoisseur such as yourself. People hate you for a reason and that reason is because you are a retarded dwarf with a head shaped like an orange crate.

[Dasher]

Katy,

Fear not, for I am here to woo you, not smack you. Lay thy weary head upon my...bulging lap...while I pet your forehead with the soothing strokes of my warm and playful tongue as the hearth fills with the delicate, festive sounds of Bing Crosby. Then allow my tongue to sleighride down your pant leg to tickle your treasures like a small woodland creature frollicking in the underbrush. Then you'll suck my cock.

[SunCoastSooner]

Katy,

Fear not, for I am here to woo you, not smack you. Lay thy weary head upon my...bulging lap...while I pet your forehead with the soothing strokes of my warm and playful tongue as the hearth fills with the delicate, festive sounds of Bing Crosby. Then allow my tongue to sleighride down your pant leg to tickle your treasures like a small woodland creature frollicking in the underbrush. Then you'll suck my cock.

The first deserving rack of the yule tide season for the Reindeer...

[Katy]

Katy,

Fear not, for I am here to woo you, not smack you. Lay thy weary head upon my...bulging lap...while I pet your forehead with the soothing strokes of my warm and playful tongue as the hearth fills with the delicate, festive sounds of Bing Crosby. Then allow my tongue to sleighride down your pant leg to tickle your treasures like a small woodland creature frollicking in the underbrush. Then you'll suck my cock.

BWAHAHAHAHA

A lover, not a fighter? RACK Dasher.

[SunCoastSooner]

Katy,

Fear not, for I am here to woo you, not smack you. Lay thy weary head upon my...bulging lap...while I pet your forehead with the soothing strokes of my warm and playful tongue as the hearth fills with the delicate, festive sounds of Bing Crosby. Then allow my tongue to sleighride down your pant leg to tickle your treasures like a small woodland creature frollicking in the underbrush. Then you'll suck my cock.

The first deserving rack of the yule tide season for the Reindeer...

This just became archivable for that post alone.

[Katy]

Dasher and Cupid both have had strong showings this year. Donder and Vixen have laid some good blasts down as well.

[Katy]

I'm just in here to RACK Katy for the wheelchair pic. Outstanding!

RACKETH!

Glad to hear you're a good sport about it.

Have you seen this one?

[Blitzen]

Two sailors, having taken shore leave, make their way to the local brothel for a little action. On the way, the first sailor turns to his friend and says, "How much money you got?". The second sailor says "I'm down to my last ten dollars.". The first sailor exclaims, "Look, we don't have a lot of money, but you being my best friend, I want to make this a special night. Let's find some pro we can double up on." Having agreed, they set off in search of the cheapest, skankiest ho they could afford. Finally, with their investment secured they take their date into the hotel room. Clothes are still flying as the first sailor buries his bone in the ho's mouth. "How this for action!" he cries out to his friend. The second sailor, not wanting to delay in the mirth making, quickly pulls aside the prostitute's panties, whereupon he discovers a rather small, but unmistakable penis. The second sailor, with a bewildered looks glances up at his mate and pronounces "It's Sirfindafold!".

[Blitzen]

You've heard of The Hot Carl? Dirty Sanchez?

The Dairy Queen: when Sirfindafold pulls his ready to burst erection out of his boyfriend's thirsty asshole and sprays hot semen and speckles of shit all over his lover's back, resembling a Dairy Queen Peanut Buster Parfait.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

C/P awful jokes. Smackless posts. Unfunny.

It all adds up to Blizten = Cuda.

[Blitzen]

C/P awful jokes. Smackless posts. Unfunny.

It all adds up to Blizten = Cuda.

It adds up to you being a pillow biting "power bottom".

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

bwaaaa

[Katy]

I hadn't seen that wytch in awhile. RACK it, Spray.

[PSUFAN]

holy shit! rackerooo

[PrimeX]

Ponderous. Mercy fucking animals.

We know what you are Miss Katy.

Merry Christmas, lil' dude!

LOL! Nice.